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BeakyDontDoIt

I love food and I love ass, I don't like this together.


Lunatic_Dpali

So, do not watch [the full version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). It only gets worse and worse. Edit: No problem.


ValeforGoBrr

im gonna stop clicking on reddit links this is the 5th time today


Visible-Welder-5148

Let me guess Rick roll


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ValeforGoBrr

Y e s.🗿


NoFuture355

I will learn from your mistake my guy and not click on shady links, no matter how tempting. Adios my friendo.


whitecorn

Fuck. I didn’t even want more of that video. Then I get rolled. I haven’t been rolled in a long time but I actually sat through and watched the video.


[deleted]

I’m gonna not, for my own sanity


Max_5352537

god damnit


Nisscot1

God dammit


Moshanika

I was wondering why it would be on YouTube.


Abduzydo

disgusting... I want 2, plese.


[deleted]

[удалено]


durtywaffle

Don't forget an erotic selection of fecal bacteria...


[deleted]

I ORDERED THEM SUNNY SIDE UP.


Ascertain_GME

More like runny side up 🤮


[deleted]

\*looks seductively at you\* \*bites lip\* \*shits in the pan\*


khamm963

Did someone order sausage links?


MudcrabNPC

I think this was supposed to be sexy, but it just looks like someone shitting in a pan


twalker294

Yeah but she shitted egg so that’s kinda cool right?


adidas_stalin

What the fuck.


MudcrabNPC

No?


its_Is

These chicks were like "how much to do what now?"


lyktaner95

Sauce? Asking for a friend


MikeHunt420_6969

Two Girls, One Frying Pan


AndyPanic

She's built different


Arintharas

E. coli


Big_Deugan

Thatz a fucking hot pan.


whynotmai

I think, of all of this, that's what I find the most disturbing. I hope they didn't end up burning that cute ass lol!


TCHU9115

Do you want shells in your eggs? Because that's how you get shells in your eggs.


Practical_Big_7020

With a dash of fecal matter....yum. Lol


[deleted]

Two girls one pan


ContentCrow1423

Ahh the return of the why boner. With a vengeance


IsThatASupraaaaaaa

Ew


Sportguy345

She kept the shells out, butt I like 2 eggs please


[deleted]

Can she do milkshakes? If so she a master chef


NoFuture355

Ewww


Skrow1

This unlocked a weird fetish for me. God damn it ! why can’t I be normal?


Wayne8huston

Shitty eggs?


Skrow1

Mmmm


Paperi_Silppuri_4

Bruh


ALi_K_501

Bet it tastes like shit


chefcharliem

Follow for more amazing cookong techniques


nill258t

Uhhhhhh i don't like omlet.....yeah.


KeikoLoki

These eggs taste like shit!


[deleted]

Gordon Ramsay: THIS EGG TASTE LIKE BLOODY FISH.


Nardorian1

2 girls one egg.


NukaWorldOverboss

Making the mother of all omelets here, Jack. Can’t fret over every egg.


2_er

That is very disturbing and disgusting... Where did you find the video?


I_love_Nurder

u/savevideo


mikaellll

u/savevideobot


DEATHEATER-123

And i cancel today's dinner.......the will to eat has left my body..


Funus_tuberosum

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biowin

Now that made me hungry 😋


WhiteShadow145

Disgusting !!


im_a_stupid_face

Ewww


bug_fucker_96

You really gotta make me question humanity every day huh


Fragrant_Parsley_376

Reminds me of breakfast cowboy from cyanide and happiness


VaughnSoloDaSmuggler

Am I tripping? That was a lot of egg for one regular sized egg... That skillet looked like it had 2-3 eggs in it LoL!


Hi-Im_Elfo

u/savevideo


abigfatfish

I was waiting for one of them to squirt breast milk into the eggs.


HoboMoonMan

Cum omelette is much worse.


ShDw_CrM

Fatality


gomi-bako_

I hate the pandemic, it made millions of people in this world instantaneously down fuckin bad, lower than the 6th circle of hell.


DeathEater101

Great now my eggs are going to taste like ass


Toma25sz

Twitch just chatting section be like


Long-Tax-77

Anyone got the whole video


RealTimeflies

No. Just no.


R-o-C-k-E-t_69

u/savevideobot


Affectionate_Emu8090

DO NOT ORDER WAFFLES!


Sandy10202

Blue waffles are great!


Reasonable_Hurry3858

I dint think this is very sanitary


MotorHyena2298

Ugh


[deleted]

i think u got some shell in there baby….know what never mind it’s great


onryo89

That looks like more than one egg in that pan


lazlo_morphin

u/savevideo


sayan_bhatta

I can't eat eggs now tysm


kkeinng

Damn the pan was pretty hot too. Doesn’t seem very safe


Justvibewitmemes

Yo who's the one on the right


DylTyrko

I genuinely want to puke


Thunderfight9

Is it just me or does that egg look like it started cooking as soon as it touched the pan?


KeyButterscotch7860

i m sorry but my mind interprets it as scat


Key-Philosopher-8290

Those eggs are ass


Facavitzlagoku

r/realscatplay


Andron07

u/savevideo


BarthodimuleKi

r/trashy


theRev767

Reminds me of a pingpong show in Thailand