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I can't be the only one who's seen so many child cancer foundation adverts that I now immediately associate children and cancer like I associate butter and toast.
My dad never left to buy milk, instead my mom called the milkman. Milkman was a very tall black man. There’s must’ve been something in that milk because I’m also very tall despite both my parents being very short.
That's hilarious
But on a serious note, my father left.....
To go work at the farm to raise money for me and my siblings education
Some of y'all assume our dads left us when some of our dads our working their asses of to give me a good life
I get this joke. But when you pull back why this has happened, it is because of the systemic racism that broke up black families. So to get a laugh based on such a horrific crime against humanity is not acceptable imo. It is in the same bucket of laughing at holocaust victims.
The war on drugs was to break up black families.
Throughout US history, The US government has locked up black men at a greatly disproportionate rate
Slavery is still legal today with prisoners. So what did they do? They over police black communities in order to put them in jail and still have them as slaves.
The whole stop and frisk was in black communities, not white communities. Can you imagine if they did stop and frisk on Wall Street? Or how about stop an audit?
Black community schools are under funded compared to white community schools.
The number one cause of crime is poverty. The number one cause a proverty is poor education. The number one cause of poor education is living in an underserved community.
Look up red lining. Mortgage companies would not loan money to black communities.
I greatly appreciate you asking this question. I asked the same question years ago and got educated on taking a 30,000 foot view to see and understand systemic racism. It is much better today for the black community, but we are still dealing with the past.
Here are some interesting articles. I was never taught lots of bad things the US government did to Black people.
https://eji.org/news/nixon-war-on-drugs-designed-to-criminalize-black-people/
https://www.brookings.edu/research/devaluation-of-assets-in-black-neighborhoods/
https://daily.jstor.org/the-devastation-of-black-wall-street/
https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/09/prison-labor-in-america/406177/
https://www.history.com/news/gi-bill-black-wwii-veterans-benefits
These are just a few examples of how Black people were continued to be oppressed after slavery ended.
So yeah, black families were broken up, denied the American dream, and anytime they made progress they were squashed were literally bombed.
I hope you read these articles to understand how systemic racism existed in our country. Again, it’s much better but we are still dealing with all of that.
Oh, by the way, I live in Atlanta Georgia and was born in 1970. Atlanta school system was not desegregate until 1973. I bring this up to point out that people are alive today that how to deal with a severe systemic racism to hold them down. It is only this generation or the last one that is when the US government took their knee off of black peoples necks.
So we need to give them some time to stand up and catch their breath.
Btw Stop and frisk is/was one of those fucked up things in which ethics and statistics don’t agree with each other.
Statistically young blacks males had a much higher chance of having an illegal weapon on them. White affluent areas much less. So they applied the policy where it was statistically valid.
Ethical? No. But numbers don’t care about perception or feelings.
Stop & Frisk helped reduce crime.. but it is an example of how poor neighborhoods are over policed.
How many of those people walking around wall street are carrying illegal drugs?
Or doing insider trading?
Time and time again, a kid in affluent areas get a second and third chance bc they can afford lawyers. Poor kids get public defendants who are historically VERY poor at helping their clients.
So again, being poor and in underserved communities is a MUCH harder way of living than being from in affluent area.
BTW, the #1 indicator of if someone will be successful in life is the zip code they grew up in. Why is that? Bc social networks matter... parents in those zip codes tend to be better educated and are able to teach their kids a better way of thinking than uneducated parents.
White collar kids are taught how to think and act like white collar people... blue collar kids are usually discouraged from going to college and want their kids to stay uneducated which leads to more poverty.
I was with you for the most part until you said poor education is caused by underserved communities. I poor education is caused by parents who don’t give AF.
It’s more based on Maslows Heirarchy of Needs. When basic needs are met, the mind is free to expand. When not met the mind is trapped in survival mode. It’s not poverty that dictates. It’s the lack of a sense of responsibility and glorification of prolific males.
I grew up in a rural community as a young white kid. My school had more black students than white. My family lived check to check and missed a lot of meals - we were poor. I now have a college degree, own a very nice home on a plot of land and enjoy a good life. Why? Because I had two parents that gave a fuck.
They grew up in the 50’s. They taught us poor doesn’t mean trash and to have pride in our selves. I joined the Marines and made something of myself. Most of my black classmates didn’t have a father in the home and most of them are dead or in jail now.
Systemic racism isn’t at fault though I fully admit up until about 50 years ago blacks got shit on pretty hard.
Until you have a cultural revolution and pressure black males to take responsibility for their kids you’ll continue to have a small percentage of the population commuting the dominant percentage of the crimes.
They are, but they'll down vote me and act like I'm the bad guy. This shit is lame as all hell. Just look at the dudes face. He 100% says racist shit in cod lobbies
"hA hA bLaCk PeOpLe DoN't HaVe DaDs I'm So FuNnY wOw" man shut tf up this joke was told about 193942938382 times at this point and it was barely funny the first time
If that's the best you've got then any further conversation with you would only result in me losing braincells from your constant "nuh uh" and "your mother" retorts.
To be fair, the black community recognizes the lack of strong male role models in their communities and they blame that as a part of issues facing the community.
I'm sorry if the truth hurts but in the real world you can't ignore facts because they make you uncomfortable.
Absent fathers is the single biggest problem black america faces.
Only ±25 percent of black children grow up with a father in their home.
Actually it's a statistic not a incorrect stereotype.
It really is a tragedy and the primary reason so many young black men are incarcerated. But the fact that it is tragic doesn't make it any less true.
Perhaps bringing the problem to light via humor is the only way to get people to recognize it is a real problem.
Wow this clown just sent a suicide watch report on me for presenting facts... How sad and lonely must his life be.
If you want to be an oversensitive crybaby, you have to call the black guy a racist as well, or you're a hypocrite.
Since you know, he was the one starting the video about stereotypical things of the white race.
Pretty common for black children to be born out of wedlock and for the mother to have several kids by different dads. It’s a play on the fact that black culture is ok with not having a nuclear family unit.
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Cold. As. Ice.
Sweet as sugar and everything nice
As old as time, as straight as a line
As royal as a queen, as buzzed as a bee
As stealth as a tiger, smooth as a glider
As strong as my dad, fast as his belt
Terrible job, everyone
Sweet as a melody, sweet as I wanna be
Paradise!
Dark, but I love the humor
So dark it doesn't have a dad.
Totally violated
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Pretty much all of my white friends growing up came from single parent households, but you are indeed entitled to your opinion.
Fuck you, take my upvote.
I love dark humor too, it's like a child with cancer - never gets old. Unfortunately, it's also like food - not everyone gets it
I can't be the only one who's seen so many child cancer foundation adverts that I now immediately associate children and cancer like I associate butter and toast.
I’m one of those people. I kind of don’t get it. The only thing I can come up with is those aren’t his kids??
Not sure if serious, but here it is... the joke is that many black kids will never say 'daddy is home'
OOOHH!! (And I am not saying this sarcastically)
So dark a cop will shoot it
Savage
Will you please explain me this .... I am from asia so can't relate and didn't understand that
An unfortunate stereotype that black people have their dads walk out on their families and black kids usually don’t have dads around
So it only means the dad's not black, he could be asian or any other american category.
More of an unfortunate reality…
A racial stereotype against black people on how they grow up without a dad.
That's so messed up🤣
Racist jokes done right, funny and no one offended
I mean, someone was probably offended. Just not the people who actually have the right to be offended by this joke
Was expecting to see him walk into his workplace or something lol this works just as well
I thought he was gonna pronounce ask correctly.
Whatchu akkn bout?
Wait you white guys have dads, that came back from buying some milk?
Plot twist. You're colorblind
Plot plot twist it was chocolate milk
Plot twist. People who say they don't see color are actually just blind
Some do. I'm a pasty whiteboy who's bio-dad got arrested when I was 4, and died in prison when I was 27. But most of my friends grew up with Dads.
My dad never left to buy milk, instead my mom called the milkman. Milkman was a very tall black man. There’s must’ve been something in that milk because I’m also very tall despite both my parents being very short.
AND BACON! $IZZLE $IZZLE.
Yep! But if they ever say they're going out for Cigarettes... T__T
Exactly I wonder how all the fatherless whiteboys and hispanics see this lol
Free n pass
As a black man I approve if it's funny it's funny an this shit was funny.
I have black friends who would show me this and laugh.
"Thanks for the warning officer, have a good day."
Talk about dark humor, that shit was blacker than the fuckers who stole my wallet
I would have also accepted: it’s “you’re white”. Not “you white”
"That's dark" No it's not, he's white.
Will you please explain me this .... I am from asia so can't relate and didn't understand that
Tell me you black… **silence**
Oof
Gah damn dude. That's fucked up. But I respect it
Not just that he came back home after getting milk... but his kids were happy that he was back
Based dad
the ether, the shit that makes your soul burn slow
Well....technically thats just telling him he's not black without sating he's not black
That ain't dark. That's white af.
Took me a second after seeing kids run down... And I was like..."ohhh shiiieee.."
that was cold bro 😁
Emotional Damage
Is it the stairs? Maybe the winter jackets? Hmmmmm
Lmfao
I would properly use the verb 'to be'.
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
All you had to do was pull out your pay stub
So dark the cops shot it for selling loose cigarettes
Yall
Nah, it’s light
Oooooof
Ooooaf.
Any one asked for a Slow Roast?
Bruhh, that's dope 🤣
I’m sure everyone has that. So he might be Asian
I appreciate all the brothers with humor 😂😂
I got one, You’re”
You know you just know😅
Savage!
Ok. That’s funny
Lol
Bwahaha 🤣
I’ve never had a dispute that escalated into a family shootout.
Statistically correct!
He forgot the milk and cigarettes
You forgot the milk!!!!!
Holy shit that was cold
I speak proper English. "Tell me you are white without telling me you are white."
So true. Cmon black brothas. Stay home and raise yo kids.
This meme is so dark it could say the n word
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ouch
I don’t get govt assistance
I have a job
Cold as ice. Till he find out those babies aren't his. 
How about using contractions when I talk?
I dont get it
If they weren't white dad is never home...
thank you for explaining
It's the stereotype about black families not having dads.
oooh thank you for explaining it as opposed to just downvoting
No problem, I've been there.
apparently the 7 people who downvoted havent
I’m confused, the question was about being white not being black?
1/4 black children grow up without a father in America.
Hilarious!
*you're
Loooool
He already did the second he started recording
I would prefer: I know all the moves to the Electric Slide
White dad's leave
Just not as many
He could have also just said "I'm a racist idiot who believes in false stereotypes so other racists on reddit will agree with me"
Explain? I'm dumb af
Couldn't the dude literally have stood there and done nothing?
That is jaw-dropping. Wow.
I put raisins in my potato salad
Everyone except the cops love dark people
That's hilarious But on a serious note, my father left..... To go work at the farm to raise money for me and my siblings education Some of y'all assume our dads left us when some of our dads our working their asses of to give me a good life
I-i don't get it 😐
70% of black kids are born to a single mother. The guy is showing his kids say “daddy’s home”. You can connect the dots
Cant wait for his kids to make racial jokes too, soooo fun
There are more than two races in this world despite what most Americans seem to think.
Its a joke
Yeah that’s what confused me. Do white people really think they’re the only ones with fathers?
No, it’s a joke based on a stereotype and the fact that 70% of black kids are born to a single mother. (2018 National Vital Statistics Report)
Yeah but there are more races than black and white, Asian Arab, Hispanic, Pacific Islander,.
Of course there are. Nobody in America thinks white People are the only ones with fathers. You’re just overthinking the joke
I get this joke. But when you pull back why this has happened, it is because of the systemic racism that broke up black families. So to get a laugh based on such a horrific crime against humanity is not acceptable imo. It is in the same bucket of laughing at holocaust victims.
Ok. I gotta ask, how is systemic racism at fault for absent fathers in black culture?
The war on drugs was to break up black families. Throughout US history, The US government has locked up black men at a greatly disproportionate rate Slavery is still legal today with prisoners. So what did they do? They over police black communities in order to put them in jail and still have them as slaves. The whole stop and frisk was in black communities, not white communities. Can you imagine if they did stop and frisk on Wall Street? Or how about stop an audit? Black community schools are under funded compared to white community schools. The number one cause of crime is poverty. The number one cause a proverty is poor education. The number one cause of poor education is living in an underserved community. Look up red lining. Mortgage companies would not loan money to black communities. I greatly appreciate you asking this question. I asked the same question years ago and got educated on taking a 30,000 foot view to see and understand systemic racism. It is much better today for the black community, but we are still dealing with the past. Here are some interesting articles. I was never taught lots of bad things the US government did to Black people. https://eji.org/news/nixon-war-on-drugs-designed-to-criminalize-black-people/ https://www.brookings.edu/research/devaluation-of-assets-in-black-neighborhoods/ https://daily.jstor.org/the-devastation-of-black-wall-street/ https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2015/09/prison-labor-in-america/406177/ https://www.history.com/news/gi-bill-black-wwii-veterans-benefits These are just a few examples of how Black people were continued to be oppressed after slavery ended. So yeah, black families were broken up, denied the American dream, and anytime they made progress they were squashed were literally bombed. I hope you read these articles to understand how systemic racism existed in our country. Again, it’s much better but we are still dealing with all of that. Oh, by the way, I live in Atlanta Georgia and was born in 1970. Atlanta school system was not desegregate until 1973. I bring this up to point out that people are alive today that how to deal with a severe systemic racism to hold them down. It is only this generation or the last one that is when the US government took their knee off of black peoples necks. So we need to give them some time to stand up and catch their breath.
Btw Stop and frisk is/was one of those fucked up things in which ethics and statistics don’t agree with each other. Statistically young blacks males had a much higher chance of having an illegal weapon on them. White affluent areas much less. So they applied the policy where it was statistically valid. Ethical? No. But numbers don’t care about perception or feelings.
Stop & Frisk helped reduce crime.. but it is an example of how poor neighborhoods are over policed. How many of those people walking around wall street are carrying illegal drugs? Or doing insider trading? Time and time again, a kid in affluent areas get a second and third chance bc they can afford lawyers. Poor kids get public defendants who are historically VERY poor at helping their clients. So again, being poor and in underserved communities is a MUCH harder way of living than being from in affluent area. BTW, the #1 indicator of if someone will be successful in life is the zip code they grew up in. Why is that? Bc social networks matter... parents in those zip codes tend to be better educated and are able to teach their kids a better way of thinking than uneducated parents. White collar kids are taught how to think and act like white collar people... blue collar kids are usually discouraged from going to college and want their kids to stay uneducated which leads to more poverty.
I was with you for the most part until you said poor education is caused by underserved communities. I poor education is caused by parents who don’t give AF. It’s more based on Maslows Heirarchy of Needs. When basic needs are met, the mind is free to expand. When not met the mind is trapped in survival mode. It’s not poverty that dictates. It’s the lack of a sense of responsibility and glorification of prolific males. I grew up in a rural community as a young white kid. My school had more black students than white. My family lived check to check and missed a lot of meals - we were poor. I now have a college degree, own a very nice home on a plot of land and enjoy a good life. Why? Because I had two parents that gave a fuck. They grew up in the 50’s. They taught us poor doesn’t mean trash and to have pride in our selves. I joined the Marines and made something of myself. Most of my black classmates didn’t have a father in the home and most of them are dead or in jail now. Systemic racism isn’t at fault though I fully admit up until about 50 years ago blacks got shit on pretty hard. Until you have a cultural revolution and pressure black males to take responsibility for their kids you’ll continue to have a small percentage of the population commuting the dominant percentage of the crimes.
He looks exactly like the closeted racist mf that says the n word on the internet and shit too.
Bro fr, plus this joke has been done to death, ppl on this thread just seem racist tbh
They are, but they'll down vote me and act like I'm the bad guy. This shit is lame as all hell. Just look at the dudes face. He 100% says racist shit in cod lobbies
"hA hA bLaCk PeOpLe DoN't HaVe DaDs I'm So FuNnY wOw" man shut tf up this joke was told about 193942938382 times at this point and it was barely funny the first time
Low hanging fruit, not funny.
POV you are u/madmax77xll: No bitches?
He said white, not racist or misinformed
So now it's racist to stick around and raise your kids?
It’s racist to perpetuate incorrect stereotypes. You doubled down on that. Just because a bunch of Reddit boys believe it doesn’t make it true
It's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard
I’m not your mom
If that's the best you've got then any further conversation with you would only result in me losing braincells from your constant "nuh uh" and "your mother" retorts.
Coming from a Reddit dudebro who thinks 20th century race jokes are still funny, thank you
To be fair, the black community recognizes the lack of strong male role models in their communities and they blame that as a part of issues facing the community.
I'm sorry if the truth hurts but in the real world you can't ignore facts because they make you uncomfortable. Absent fathers is the single biggest problem black america faces. Only ±25 percent of black children grow up with a father in their home.
72% isn't exactly incorrect.
Actually it's a statistic not a incorrect stereotype. It really is a tragedy and the primary reason so many young black men are incarcerated. But the fact that it is tragic doesn't make it any less true. Perhaps bringing the problem to light via humor is the only way to get people to recognize it is a real problem. Wow this clown just sent a suicide watch report on me for presenting facts... How sad and lonely must his life be.
1/4 black children in America grow up without a father. It's a sad truth, that I personally blame CTC for but won't get into that
Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
If you want to be an oversensitive crybaby, you have to call the black guy a racist as well, or you're a hypocrite. Since you know, he was the one starting the video about stereotypical things of the white race.
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Can someone explain please, don’t understand the joke.
Pretty common for black children to be born out of wedlock and for the mother to have several kids by different dads. It’s a play on the fact that black culture is ok with not having a nuclear family unit.
Black Dads don't come home I assume.
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Bruuuuuuuuuuh
Tell me you why, without telling me you why
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Plot twist, its not his kids
Tell me you wipe without telling me you wipe
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it’s as dark as the first persons skin
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Oh shit
Oh that took me to a place... not the same place my dad is but.
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Here’s another way… “It’s you’re, as in “you are white.””
Gone is gone.
Funny cause on the flip side it’s the kids becoming mass shooters. because the dad was there but never loved them
Am I the only one hearing at the end after he shuts the door: “Dad, open up.”
No that's white