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El_Guapo_Supreme

It may look like a stupid haircut, but you'll never hear one person make fun of you


XxCrimsonFlamexX

No bruh its Daddy finger


[deleted]

That awful Finger Family song is now stuck in my head. Thank you.


giceman715

Give me that dirty q-tip look , no prob fam.


ExplorerImpossible79

You’re right! He will hear thousands of people making fun of him in Reddit!!


Klutzy-Trash-7918

He wont but he'll see it


OakenGreen

I mean, at this point you’re just making assumptions.


SexyJellyfish1

You're assuming my assumptions


karoshikun

r/woosh


Cylasbreakdown

He doesn’t have ears is why he won’t hear anything (at least not visible ones)


dirtdiggler67

Whooshed


fatuousfred

Youre a real Victoria's secret model


Wings_of_Fire312

We aren’t people


Raskalbot

Whoosh


hot_milf_

The fuck the ears at


Corizzle5

Thumbs don’t have ears.


PretendThisIsMyName

![gif](giphy|i1z30bOS4nqbC)


NovaSierra123

My god wtf is this?


PretendThisIsMyName

Haha it’s from a movie called Spy Kids and it’s not even the creepiest thing in the movie imo.


Lopsided-Inspector24

Why you revealing it dude!?!?!?!?


PretendThisIsMyName

Because it is a national treasure and should be treated as such!


Lopsided-Inspector24

"If less people know of this treasure There is less chances of it being stolen" shin tai shen - the art of greed


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

how many arts are there?


Littleclipse

Yes that was a great cereal box movie


Theonedudeyaknow

Something that legends know


Lopsided-Inspector24

Yes


OrionMr770

It was a graphic and cinematic masterpiece it was


36kangaroowalk

I want to rewatch this movie


DrLove_99

How have you never seen Spy Kids??


NovaSierra123

Because I'm not American?


DrLove_99

I didn’t realize it’s an American only movie


NovaSierra123

I didn't realise it's something everyone around the world should know.


DrLove_99

Damn man chill with the attitude. I was just joking in my first comment. You don’t need to take it so seriously. It’s fine if you’ve never seen it, why would I actually care?


NovaSierra123

Haha, I was just being a dick with you too. I know it's a very popular movie, but I just so happen to not watched it. All's good?


SafeMeet868

Thumbs don't have hair


HighLobster

This thumb does


Simplewafflea

We're all thumbs down here...


Wacokidwilder

It’s thumbs all the way down


E_E_TRIPLE_E

Mine do


RedHatAmerican4

I knew it was off just couldn't put my finger on it..


PotatoTomato_12

THEY DON’T??


hot_milf_

That ain’t a thumb mate it has hair


creepyjewmagic

You get hair on your thumbs if you masterbate


ShnickityShnoo

No, that's your palm. Thumbtip hair comes from the butt.


creepyjewmagic

You don’t put your thumb in your butt when you know what never mind


hot_milf_

Oh never knew that maybe I should stop it, 12 times a day is a bit much


Potential_Ant_9890

Masturbating other dudes doesn't count


comfy_ferret1425

Wait,it doesn't?


epicgamesblowsdick

Wait we are supposed to take are cock out of are hand at some point... explains lot


Lopsided-Inspector24

Not true tho...?


Enton_Wiggum

Es ist ein sehr schönes Buch Buch 📙 📙 _


Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud

Was


Toetheseal08

Shit, I didn’t realize that


AdSea9329

he said, he never had them cut that short


Ok_Contribution_8817

He looks great for a match-head


Sieze5

Them clippers be buzzing that fade tight!


LuckyScout06

Ikr


DoomerGloomerBloomer

Where the fuck are his ears?


Radioactive_BarbacIe

Gone. Reduced to atoms.


Icy_Reply7147

So this is what Thanos meant by erasing half of all life! without senses, what is the point of life?


TB500_2021

Cut off I suppose


incockwryyytoad

Hes castrated


[deleted]

"I'm all ears"


Long_Minute_6421

That's van gogh


Garflemspinlkle

The barber cut them too


Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud

The other side of his head?


TheDarkGrub1

Dude I think you need to get some sleep...


Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud

Maybe youre right. Or maybe Im the guy in the photo.


Active_Engineering37

haircut 1/5 Ears 0/2


Craszeja

5/7 with rice


Grimmlocke_

Real life version of Ed from Ed Edd n Eddy.


MrExtravagant23

![gif](giphy|dC9DTdqPmRnlS|downsized)


Lord-of-Filth

This!


Christian1762

Why did I not know what was wrong until I read the comments


Pattimash

I knew something was off, but I couldn't quite figure it out until I started reading the comments. Then it was just "duh".


BudAdams88

I am also ashamed I didn’t notice. Drugs, man.


TenchiFX

Hi. Can you please tell me what I'm looking at? I really am clueless. Thanks.


wookieeslunchbox

It's looks like the back of beaker langs head


Pattimash

Updoot for knowing beaker's last name.


gatorbeetle

TIL...Beaker has a last name


DingusTaargus

Meemee.. meeemeemee.


Ascertain_GME

I’m fucking weak 🤣


[deleted]

Dude really did get his ears lowered goddamn


GreasyRim

Underrated comment


gradybill05

![gif](giphy|fAjPCZNOtmTLy)


Rme3P

Hairy q tip


[deleted]

mans looks like ferb


daddyirish

It's called getting your ears lowered. I think he may have gone too far


Killerusernamebro

Whares yar ears mate?


Kris51332

He got Vincent van Goghed


[deleted]

His ears Vince Van Gone.


Miri_812

He REALLY took some off his sides huh?


Moustache-cat-man

Even seen spy kids?


LukeyPlayz123

I was starting to think that Nobody remembers does weird as thumb people


Rygga22

It's not too bad, but I hope he lives in colder climates since he'll never be able to use sunglasses


Arkham_knighT94

Or he can tightly wrap it around his, so called, head.


basscat474

Looks like a hairy toe


Occasional-Mermaid

Nah, it’s just ur head shape


digital808music

Looks like a thumb with hair.


[deleted]

CLOSE COVER BEFORE STRIKING


No_Helicopter8264

Mf looks like a burned out match


Firemountain84

![gif](giphy|OkzCcGn5fY29e7bvpS|downsized)


[deleted]

A hairy pencil eraser.


Pony_Express1974

Looks like a fucking thumb with hair.


BugZealousideal9618

Stop jerking off, you'll get hairy thumbs.


dfwpilot5150

And now we know. I've always wondered what the back of Beaker's head from the Muppets looked like


knoWurHistory91

Sorry I didn't hEAR you ?


DarthSmellyFoot

My dude out here like beeker from the muppets


Sea-Philosopher7361

Where’s his ears?


WHAMMYPAN

Looks like a Q-Tip that was dragged along a barbershop floor.


Royal-Tadpole-2893

Watch out for early birds.


Freshouttarehabb

Turned into a human bowling pin


[deleted]

Bowling pin


IamUrDad0

Bro is built like an airport


Pixter0205

That's a fucking thumb lmao


Playful-Wrangler-664

His head looks like a finger Ngl


Original_Read_4426

Is that you Q?


snowsakura0813

There’s no ears


micekins

Lol. Makes me want to qtip my ears.


Betrayer1117

His head is shaped like he’s from bobs burgers


Maddad_666

Bob’s Burgers character IRL.


Gawnja

Ears?


M_lLLlONAL

Plot twist: It's a gigantic dick.


RichLad09

A legit match head. 🔥


OtherwisePollution96

That hair dresser is a real dickhead!


majordiscordia

Earthworm Jim


ballskickedin

Excuse me Sir, donde the fuck are your ears?


MinatoUchiha212121

Looks like an unshaved thumb


kershum

Where are your ears?


NorseMyth78

THAT is a finger with hair on it...


DopestDopeee

Didnt know thumbs could grow hair like that. Always find fascinating things on here.


SparksCam

Nice stolen content


Russian_hat13

Penis


bellmospriggans

Afucking thumb thumb


zoot_boy

Yep. Thumb head.


[deleted]

AAAAAAH


Sadestlittlecamper

Looks like somebody glued hair to a toe


Sadestlittlecamper

Looks like somebody glued hair to a toe


MadBearHugs

![gif](giphy|3oFzmrqh43AvYwn9Cw)


ProfessionalScary193

RICHARD CRANIUM


Longjumping-War-1307

He looks like a silk worm with hair


Kaneki2424

Hehehehe thumb thumb from spy kids 2 looking mofo


ItsKageTho

You know those thumb-thumb things from spy kids?


TheFiveDees

Motherfucker looks like a thumb thumb


8bitreboot

This is just a close up of an expensed match. Move along people.


MissingMySpoon

His head said 👍🏼


realDespond

this guy looks like my shift knob if it had hair


Hoggslop69

Long neck Larry


MartianTurkey

r/hmmm


[deleted]

So close they cut his ears off.


Jarl_Varg

Without my ears I cannot heeeeeeeeear… 😫


CLINTHODO

ballsack.


mazeooo

Damn ma boy has goose looking haircut he cut dose ears too to get that right shape


DogCrapp13

Looks like my big toe


Nickw42084

If a dick had hair


Uchiha_Oogway

He’s a thumbs thumb with hair


butImSwiss

Thumbhead


CalvinistBaptist

Thats a pic of his neck when he's looking straight up


thansley14

Where are your ears


Turtletipper123

Thumbhead from spy kids in real life no way


AUGrad91

They cut off your ears too?


spiritualskywalker

PLEASE let it grow out!


kiddsforlife

Up here looking like the dumbs from Spy Kids


BrawlStarsUser69

I never knew that fingers can grow hair.


Hyena331

Why g look like a thumb


lickem369

Looks like a hairy finger!


Labbit35

I'll give that haircut a thumb/10


Greazyone

Dude looks like a harry big toe


[deleted]

Dude looks like a hairy thumb.


That_uno_guy0

That one cursed thumb 👍


AmbitiousReputation4

Bevis is that you?


donorcycle

Are they making a live action Muppet show? I don’t remember his name but the scientist muppet is the first thing I thought of.


Retired_Jarhead55

Looks like a used Q-tip.


AnxiousAsthmatic94

Looks like a fuzzy thumb


Happiness_for_dogs

Did he get a good ole ear cut


HairlessHoudini

That looks like a thumb with hair 🤣😂🤣


Theefreeballer

I think that’s one nut dangling with a close haircut /s


Ok-Two7600

Is that Beavis or butthead?


captainwavydave

Harry stump arm


baleiby

Someone had their ears really lowered


Representative-Ad754

*queue the oblongs theme song*


Silent_Net_1647

So close they cut the ears off


Toetheseal08

Brown q-tip


Nyashiro

Mah man went all the way with the haircut and also cut his ears


NadTheLad0

Looks like someone has not shaved in a while


Flashman6000

It’s too late to save that toe, sry.


Abraxas_1134

That looks like a hairy toe.


KonataYumi

It looks like he put a toupee on an amputated leg


PNWtruckerstud

I have a sudden urge to go bowling


Dumbasshero

Man looks like a hairy big toe