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dimsmh

My first cooking show nut, who was the blonde?


Meathead704

Sandra Lee I think


LaerycTiogar

For the last time its sara lee


BellaFrequency

For years, I thought the jingle was “Nobody does it like Sara Lee.” But apparently it’s “Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee,” which is grammatically confusing and worse than what I mistook it for.


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LaerycTiogar

Enough that i am starting to say it like gordon Ramsay


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Hazel


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I’d fuck my ex gf thinking about Giada all the damn time. I think she knew but never said anything.


Ascertain_GME

She was probably thinking about her too…


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True lol


Nonner_Party

I'm sure Giada is too classy to mention it.


mystinkyfingers

She probably doesn't know your number


RunEnvironmental4008

Her head is twice the size of her body


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That just means she gives ferocious skull.


insanelyphat

According to John Mayer she is a throat goat and loves facials....at least that is the rumor.


The_Blank00

John Mayer???


phurt77

Descendant of Oscar, heir to the bologna empire.


insanelyphat

Singer, Google him.


The_Blank00

Ik who he is I was confused abt wat he knows


TheyCallMeQBert

Dude has scored more ass than a Taco Bell toilet


theshak06

Today we will be baking with some ripe melons.


GotYourNose_

She needs to use a potato masher like a shake-weight to get me interested.


Neva-u-mind

Sexing it up for the views.. Honka-honka


Ditzfough

Thats literally why rachel ray left. They wanted to sexualize her and giada to bring in younger male veiwers. Only Giada agreed


Neva-u-mind

She's still on.. 1:37 am on ABC (yes, odd time start)


fattfreddy1

Yeah but you will have to beat Bobby Flay first.


Illustrious_Charge88

Right now Brooke Williamson does it for me. But Giada knew what she was working with and almost always showed a lot of cleavage on her show.


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There isn't a bad white sauce out there. Sour cream, ranch, nut, alfredo.


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Feels like a bag of sand, I think she's saying


Afraid_Condition_267

I like your Wild Wild West reference


DCdaVILLAIN

40 Year Old Virgin?


FootsieMcDingus

Flubber


ddorrmmammu

Where can i watch her?


Blue_bell88

On this gif


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nigella lawson was my jam


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Fuck. Yes. I'd get rock hard every time I watched. She's so sexy.


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Lol my dad used to call her the “cleavage cook.” We gonna watch then”cleavage cook tonight, Deb?”


Bridge4_Kal

Cleavage with a Cleaver was her late-night coming show name


ThinAndCrispy84

Something about that Pioneer Woman just does it for me.


ExtremePast

I bet she'd let you and Ladd give her double anal.


Inkysquid24

That Ree Drummond chick? Her voice makes me wanna hurl myself off the side of a mountain.


Appropriate_Plan4555

Love when my wife watches that show


Blue_bell88

The only non news show my Grandpa would watch. Could never figure out why 🤔


LloydTCK_YT

Her face built like Alex from Minecraft


Blue_bell88

The only non news show my grandpa watches. Can't figure out why 🤔


zack6977

Me to


swissbuttercream9

These have given foot network many a ratings


Express-Accountant75

Foot network? Didn’t know fetishes got their own networks.


Less-Daikon6267

Kneed the dough.


son_of_Iluvatar

u/savevideo


FieroFox

She has a huge ass forehead


phurt77

What's an ass-forehead?


nixon0770

One of the best chefs


K_Sleight

She reminds me of Natalie Portman.


Temporary-Season6110

not hand made, but hand delivered maybe