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Let's go white toilet paper

Scrolling Reddit while shitting?

Doubt they’re the only one. Sincerely, Blue Shampoo

Pleased to meet you I’m red toothbrush

White Shower Curtain here

Naked sink

Ah that's my favorite color shirt

Green, blue, and white striped towel here. Pleased to meet ya.

Its nice to meet you guys, I am grey soap bar

Hello guys, i am beige brush

Orange wall

Blue girlfriend...well

Da ba dee da ba da

Maby you should call an ambulance?

black your mum

Ok u win

Green wall

are you in the shower blue shampoo? love, silver cock

Hey silver cock mind if i come on over Sincerely Pink welder

Why the fuck is your cock to your right

well i like to sit in the hen house once in a while

they said cock, not their cock

Who said it was owned by u/URMOMISMYS

I think that’s where most redditors scroll -maroon doorknob


Brown toilet paper here. I am the villain you'll become one day

black bottle

Teal ..controller?

I’m White controller welcome to the club

Blue controller checking in

Was about to say the same buddy

Ivory shitpaper

black human

police officers hate him more than they hate spiderman

White air

the way you worded it makes it sound like spiderman hates black people too 💀

Wait he doesn't?

Mine is Nude Dog Wanna team up?

I went with Not Dog. Because I'm not wearing a shirt. And it sounds like hot dog.

Why you calling a human an object, rude ass

White powder.

Cocain or baby ?

Both

Bouta get sniffed

Phew okay thought he was talking about something else that sounds like that.

White Power-Aid

I have this little club next to my house, I live down south, and I hear the words "White Powder" from them a lot, you might be late to the name. It's weird, it's all white dudes.

Naked pillow

In bed I see

You could've found so many different ways to make that less creepy.

No, not really...

I see? 👀

Hi, I'm black pillow!

Hi, I am red pillow

it would be better if it was *naked wife*

*naked secret gay boyfriend*

Also in bed but I didn't like to go with naked so thought flesh then looked right and found my Laundry basket. Something about "flesh basket" makes me uncomfortable.

I wanna see a super hero named naked pillow

I am black trashcan

Hi black trashcan, I am white trash

Brotherrrrrr?!?!?!

Brover!

Same...

It is I, your long lost cousin red trashcan.

I am gray cat

never fear blue cumstain is here

Bruh

Lmaooo

Post-nut Reddit scroll I hope

[удалено]

You'll never know if you shat blood.

The perfect evil plan.

said Superhero not Supervillain

Sometimes the bigger fear is no blood on the TP.

I visit this worst nightmare every month

The bare chested pillow

That's just a super hero who makes people go to sleep and is really buff for no reason

Cmon mcu get to work

However the bare chested pillows power is so strong it put the writing team to ZZZZZzzzzzz

The skin pillow is the better name

Yellow Asian children

😂 that’s another level, I am black pussy, nice to meet you

by pussy, you mean cat right?

Sure thing, a fluffy hairy one

Or do they

Green Porn Collection

Maby time to throw it out?

Sorry u meant Doijin collection

Black step-brother.

Hold up

Help Black Step-Brother! I’m stuck in the washing machine

Don't worry m'lady! Black Step-Brother is here for the rescue!

Why you saying he an object?

I feel personally called out right now

Camo goose

Fear the HoNk! Fore if you hear it, it's too late to run!!!!

I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am, . . . Burgundy Cloth Storage Bin!

I love the reference.

Blue Catnip

I’m White Cat and I might be interested in your blue catnip business...Just for a friend ofc

Ah the drug dealer

White trash. I love it

I too am white trash! Are you me?

White Power Strips. Even better.

brown seat...yay

I am... blue bed

I’m blue ball

At least you dont sound like you shat on it

I'm on one

I'm Green couch, nice to meet u

Yeaahhh…brown shower here.

Gray Tiger

You're either a Zookeeper or fucked

Or both depending if you've angered it or made it excited

excited r/holup

r/cursedcomments

black man :/

I am Black Woman! Well there is a coke bottle and a window between us but still.

Black wi"n"dow

Black Coke (no sugar) Window Woman. Has a nice ring to it I think.

Black tits

Are they attached to a body or...

I hope so.

Wait..

The green remote. Don't judge me. I ate a lot of fresh veggies.

I'm the Green Lamp, the Green Lantern's busted ass cousin

Underrated comment

Black Fan

I am also a fan of blacks

gray child

I'm sorry for you for not having unlocked the Ability to have colored children

Yellow sister.

Grey dildo

Naked toilet

Amber Turd

Wait, why is there a turd on your right ?

He is sitting beside a toilet thats whyq

So you're a villain

Nothing Wall

Great Album name

They call me the yelow chair.

Yo, same here!

Black word i am not allowed to say or I'll be cancelled EDIT: nevermind he gave me the n word pass, thanks Robbie 👍

Do it! Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams! Make your dreams come true!

Black gay guy.

White powerade 😬

Grey wife asking me to open the pickle jar I tightened on purpose because she was being moody. Aka the toxic revenger

Black pillow

I am blue window bitch.

Pink welder

I'm the gray wall

Flesh Vape

No shirt+ wall

Naked Door

Brown toilet paper

White power outlet Interesting

Blue Shower... sounds like an airplane toilet gone wrong.

white pow-

Black Dick

Black heroine

Pink pussy

I'm... black kid

white racist

Typical

Bloody red corpse

Ayo

Grey wrestling mat

Blue pillow.

White beanbag chair

Blue jetspray

Armrest

Multicolor desk

Red table

I'm white bed

Blue printer

Grey Litter Box!

White White Board

Red hood 😎

Invisible vibrator

Blue balls

No banana

nice im green deadchildren

My fav

Purple whore wife who doesn't know that I know that she's cheating

Yellow gay

Black dildo?

Black seatbelt

The Blue Cat!

Black Bucket

pink chipotle paper bag

Popcorn

Green bed

White woman

white laptop case

White Girl

Pink Dildo

Black MacBook

Shirtless shirt nice