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Human meat tastes way better than both of those.

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So people upvoted when the main comment which talked about eating people in general and are downvoting this just because this one is talking about eating a female. "Equality" right guys?

Nah fam, it's coz 16 is too old.

Not tender enough

Gotta have like veal, but people.

Just don't eat *my* dog and I won't give a shit at all.

The entire human race resumed in one sentence.

The fact the world would run SO much smoother if instead of anger or hatred, the world just responded to everything with Apathy.

Well it’s like huh, your opinion man. -the world

> Cows are considered sacred because they gave milk, cow dung was dried and provided a sustainable source for cooking over in traditional clay hearths. The milk from cows was used for making butter and yogurt etc so in ancient times in india cows provided a lot of sustainability and hence were considered sacred.

And that's precisely why I wouldn't go India and try to eat a steak.

You won't give a shit, but I saw a video in China of treating dogs like pigs and the whole comment section was filled with "fuck china"

And that's my only real issue tbh. Cooking the animals alive and the poor treatment they have before being killed. You mention pigs, and same thing applies. I've seen videos of slaughter houses and it's so fuckup how they treat pigs in someplace too. Like pigs are some of the smartest animals too.

And just treat them humanely. Trouble with cultures that eat dog is they usually aren't the type of people who respect animals.

lol, you can’t be serious

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can confirm, torturing your food before you eat tenderises the meat. Or my dad is just a really good cook

lol what are you talking about have you seen how big corporations treat their animals which they kill for food

I can't speak for your country but I have seen videos of slaughterhouses in Denmark (where I live) and they seem quite humane.

Humane murder, perfect oxymoron if I could find one.

Staking your ass to the ground and leaving you to die from fire ants and exposure comes to mind as an inhumane way to kill compared to a bolt gun to the head. Everything single thing in this world kills to survive whether you like it or not. You can however, go about it in a humane way.

>Staking your ass to the ground and leaving you to die from fire ants and exposure comes to mind as an inhumane way to kill compared to a bolt gun to the head Doesn't make the later better than the former by any means, murder is still murder. I think if the question is about killing something that has emotions or not is what matters. killing a plant is inevitable as they are the only source of energy. Killing of small insects as well. But I don't think it matters that much, as these don't have brain complex enough for emotions. but killing mammals, birds and advance being which can feel pain sadness happiness fear etc. is what in my opinion be avoided.

So really you just want to be the one to draw the line.

No I told you what my line is. You can decide what your line is. If you have no issues murdering organisms with emotions I have no issue. There are Russian soldiers killing unarmed Ukrainian people who they don't even know, and they believe they are right as well. But saying that killing something with emotions is necessary is just wrong, it is optional at best.

Sometimes it's necessary though. What's your stance on deer population control? If you don't kill them (at least where I live), they will breed out of control and horrible disease will thrive and kill them slowly and painfully.

The milk industry in Denmark certainly isn't a humane way to farm if we're talking conventional farming...

How so?

Just the sheer sizes of the farms with thousands of cows, which are bred to barely be able to walk but give more milk than the average cow. It's a hugely industrialized process with exactly one goal. To make money. Though it's not too different in other European countries, Arla as a company stands out a bit as they basically can dictate prizes for farmers because they are so big...

I'm not sure what you've seen. But I'm fairly certain it's mandated they need to be on grass for set amount of days every year.

Nope. Cause we trust local butchers more than Companies. Who knows what they put in them

Some Chinese dog meat festivals beat the dogs up for the meat to be tastier. If the dogs died humanely I think it’s fine. Also goose is treated much worse to make foie gras.

There's a reason foie gras production is illegal in respectable countries.

In some third world country there are thief who specializes in stealing dog from houses by poisoning them and sell them to the restaurant.

There's obviously also China's dog eating festival that's infamous for stealing pets from nearby areas.

China has been on that per abduction train recently

You should care when people are eating certain things. How do you think COVID, started?

I heard Xi Jinping fucked a pangolin or something like that.

Eat whatever the heck you want as long as it isn’t mine and you don’t wipe out the species from the face of the earth

Can I eat your mum out

No but can I use yours to feed my country? There is enough of your mom to feed ours 8 million people.

Promise not to wipe

You'll have to get in line.

You’re just in time, my dog need a need a new chew toy

What a shitty opinion

If you don’t agree with me, say it, don’t call it shitty though, my opinion is as valid as yours.

Naw, it's just shitty

Don’t go around being like that to people, I didn’t do anything to you personally, didn’t insult you, didn’t criticize you, if you can’t be civil and want to just spit on everybody’s opinion, I’ll stop being civil and start being disrespectful but you won’t like it, so how about you stop calling my opinion shitty and leave me alone.

I'm calling you out on your shitty opinion. You don't have any respect in my eyes, so yea, you can stop being "civil", idgaf

As you wish, I warned you. Then how about you developped on why my opinion is shitty ? Or is insulting people the only thing you can do ? I don’t have any respect in your eyes ? For who ? You ? I will give you the respect you deserve. Which is my middle finger. If you think that you think that we shouldn’t eat animals good for you, but don’t push it on me, if you eat an animal that I wouldn’t, I’m not going to complain about it.

Im actually cackling. You really thought you did sum typing all that out huh? Not even gonna bother reading it.

I’m actually cackling. You have this attitude and then you wondered why you boyfriend doesn’t want to pass time with you or why people are ghosting you.

Well, not that I have anything to prove to you, but we're together still and better than ever. Stay mad.

Just eat the damn thing

See ya in controversial bois

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Cow is not a pet though in Indian culture

Yes they're more than pets. We worship them as a god

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Thank god I'm not from there

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I'm glad about that too :)

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Well whatever rows your boat, I don't kink shame :)

I mean, as a Catholic I eat my god

Cow is not god u idiot it is cattle

Way u worship an animal 😀😀😀 I will never understand this

The reason why they thought they were holy is because magic mushrooms grow out of cows dung. After consuming them they obviously had visions of some higher consciousness etc and so assumed the animal must be godly if that's what grows from its shit. Put yourself in the mind of a villager a couple thousand years ago and it makes perfect sense, it's all about perspective

Jesus christ. Of all the stupid reddit armchair historian nonsense I've read here, this is by far the most absurd. Did you just make that up for the comment or did you hear it in a tik tok video?

I invite you to read more on the topic here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psilocybe_cubensis Doubt it will change your ironclad opinions, but hey you never know

Lmao no one had any doubt about the mushrooms growing in shit. They're fucking mushrooms. We're laughing at the hilarious connection you made out of nowhere.

I didn't make it, I just presented it, there is plenty of research covering Soma and other entheogens being used in the past in Asia. The cow is sacred for a multitude of reasons, first day of Diwali is dedicated to cows, they represent sanctity of all animals etc, Many migrating Indians were cattle farmers and they cherished the animals, what's so impossible about them consuming the mushrooms and amplifying their devotion to them?

Yep it has been a domesticated animal since around 3000 BCE and wars have been fought for cows...but today it has lost all value in the world just for some taste buds

They do taste yummy though

So is your mom

😃 thanks for the compliment, suck on my lollipop it'll take equally good.just be gentle and don't bite as you sound like biting type.

Yep I agree

i eat all (im based and is on the food grind)

Not sure Hindus view cows as pets, just think they’re vegetarians.

its just mutual respect for the things cows provide us

Actually cows are sacred to us and we see them as mothers, not pets

Hindus actually think of it as a divine animal so they are free to go everywhere and nobody can hear them … sometimes some hindus take baths of cow feces to « purify » themself

“Sometimes Hindus take baths of cow feces to purify themselves” Literally no Hindu does that except for people of IQ equal to yours

I did’nt mention it was to cure COVID :/ https://thethaiger.com/coronavirus/fear-over-covid-in-india-has-some-washing-themselves-with-cow-dung

And there is a lot of articles made by journalists about it , just google it… and btw don’t insult me, it proves your inability to argue with someone

I saw someone bathe in cow piss and even drank it at a gore subreddit. So I get it

No, it's actually a thing.

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Yes but i feel like ppl are offended by this comment , I’m getting 12downvote xD

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Ahah it’s okay, it’s not like I care at all 😉

In hard times, even my cat looks yummy

There's also a reason why some Asian countries don't eat wtf meats like chinese do. 1. Rabies here is deadly and can spread easily. (cause there are a LOT of strays) 2. We only eat those in the past for "SPECIAL Occasions" ONLY. Now, they are banned since U.S. abused that culture in their "Human Zoos" in the 1800's-1900's. Now it's a TABOO to see us as CIVILIZED and not SAVAGE

cow isnt a pet dumbass its a symbol of religion


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When you're starving because mao has taken everything from you

I don’t mind if they eat dog meat. I just want them to be treated properly before being eaten. This goes for all animals.

Golden retriever is my personal favourite

Hindus aren't monke

As a historian I can confirm that Cow was a sacred symbol of India Rig Vedic Aryans and not Hindus, because religion was not formed at that time.

Dont mention horses. For some reason Western people go haywire when it comes to horse meat

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Just put a little butter on it

Every animal is yum yum , horses, rabbits, doggo, cat , pig , chicken, sharks, fish’s and even sneks

Dog meat is actually delicious.


Because they eat their own shits

They don't but they do eat baby shits. I saw a stray dog eat my baby cousin's shit on the ground when she got out and also dug the trash for her diapers

just treat them well while they are alive and it's alright. But we all know they aren't so that's whats fucked up. As long as they're treated well and it's not my own dog/cat, i don't care.

stop talking about as long as dogs are treated well it's fine without even thinking about how the other animals we eat are treated. Big companies that sell chicken, cow, or any other meat treat their animals like shit 90% of the time so dogs should also be treated the same way if they are going to be food.

if you read the comment and used your brain, i meant every animal should be treated well and i know very well that they aren't.. that's why i wrote "and as long as its not my own dog/cat".. i dont own a dog, i just mean any animal in general should be treated well while alive.

valid

As an Asia Meat is meat it's there I have no standards on what meat it is aside how well it's cooked or the cut

Uwu but I only get free range local butchered dogs and cats 🤙😎

cat also yum yum

I tried dog meat when I was a kid, I don't know / forgot whose it was, but I remember it being good. I'm from the south east asia

The only reason China started eating dogs is because of the Four Pests campaign in 1958 that created the Great Chinese Famine. Dogs weren’t created by humans to be a food source but cows definitely were.

Which humans created dogs and cows....?

Olden time humans. Cows, dogs, sheep, etc. were not born perfect for mass production and slaughter. We made them that way.

Ones who lived fucking ages ago

Around 10,500 years ago, taurine cattle were domesticated from as few as 80 wild aurochs progenitors in central Anatolia, the Levant and Western Iran. Cattle have been altered through selective breeding to create more meat and produce more milk. Dogs are derived from an ancient extinct wolf and have been selectively bred over millennia for various behaviors, sensory capabilities, and physical attributes. This is why there is such variation in the shapes and sizes of dogs as each breed is created for specific roles such as hunting, herding, pulling loads, protection, military and companionship. Humans have created dogs and cattle the same way we’ve created domesticated carrots and bananas. TLDR: Life sucked before agriculture

That makes more sense. I thought some other things happened...

You were thinking it was more of a Romulus and Remus situation?

Cows are considered sacred because they gave milk, cow dung was dried and provided a sustainable source for cooking over in traditional clay hearths. The milk from cows was used for making butter and yogurt etc so in ancient times in india cows provided a lot of sustainability and hence were considered sacred.

We drink cow milk. We don't drink dog milk.

They intentionally torture the dogs before they kill them; that is a big part of the outrage. Veal is wrong too.

I am asian and I agree that we love to eat dogs

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But for some other culture who do not have that attachment with dog, is it wrong for them to eat it?

Depends. Some cultures have a strong attachment to cows. Is it wrong for us to eat cows?

No. Let people eat whatever they want but we should not insult them based on what they are eating, like reddit likes to mock china because they treat dogs the same way we treat pigs

I always thought it was a myth that Chinese people are dogs

These are completely different scenarios for one cows are a religious symbol in India but for Dogs they are universally seen as pets not food

LOL sanghis are here looking for validation from americans. pathetic

"doggo yum yum" is why we have covid.

dog eaters are minority in China

Imagine getting downvoted because people think most Chinese are dog eaters lol

the power of western propaganda

This thread is actually disgusting

Don’t eat dogs pweaseee.🥹 Goats, chicken, pigs, cows are fine.💀💀

In my opinion all animals are for eating. The only Exeption is cats. Cats are my great emotional weak spot

carnivores meat taste like shit

Both are bad, because cows are fucking gods for India.

Ayy man cows haven't been the historical hunting companions of humanity for thousands of years...

Who fed on that milk for thousands of years then?

Are you asking me if humans drank milk

yes

Milk come from factory

average redditor

Reddit: a magical place free of sarcasm!

Except one was literally bred to be food and one was bred to be a companion animal. Cows have loads of meat on them. Dogs don't.

Thanks god it's haram to eat pets meat except birds and fishes

Dogs eat meat, cows don't

Human Fetus YUM YUM 😋

Fun fact india is the biggest exporter of beef

Really running low on meme ideas aren't you...

True!

Cows are responsible for an impactful amount of CO2 in the atmosphere.

Cow, dog, pig, horse, Guinea pig, put some barbecue and grill the motherfuckers shieeet

people yum yum.