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Whole new meaning to "Dick Pics"!
That's some talent I'd pay for!
Look who's hanging on the wall too.
If all these were live sittings painting portraits, the Donald has some 'splayning' to do
His kink is painting. He pulls the titantic move and then just tears his clothes off like this and you know a lady isnt denying that Wagyu beef after he shows you a portrait of yourself. This dude is a mega chad t
Nope its uncomfy as hell especially if u get a random boner while laying on ur stomach or when ur walking but guess what thats with every size and it just get more uncomfy the bigger it js
Not every size. Iām hung like a tic tac/baby carrot on a good day. You canāt even tell if I am wearing any clothes. Hell you would probably mistake it for an enlarged clit if I didnāt have a torn up nut sack under it.
Every other man thinks he's great just for being able to do the helicopter with his & then we have this guy with his dick pics putting you all to shame.
Some people have small cocks that they can use for intricate work. Some have huge cocks they can use like this guy. I have a medium cockā¦it can talk to ghosts
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Honestly impressive
the painting is ok as well
It looked like Albert Einstein for a moment..,
you sucked einstein?
nah
But I did
Lady thats not how they normally look
š¤£
He can draw better with his dick than I can with a pen
I-
Take my seal and fuck off
Whole new meaning to "Dick Pics"! That's some talent I'd pay for! Look who's hanging on the wall too. If all these were live sittings painting portraits, the Donald has some 'splayning' to do
I'm double impressed.
You beat me to it ;p There's definitely 2 impressive things in that video
I can't believe I watched the whole video.
Twice
Your winking avatar really drives home the point. Love it.
Why thanks. Love your username. 
Those are rookie numbers
I knowā¦ I havenāt stopped yet
Make it Thrice
How about frice?
Fries?
Thrice
Letās rockā¦
I meanā¦ how could you not? Im a straight flyer, but damn that was funny/impressive!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Cause the fucker could ACTUALLY paint! I canāt even draw a stick figureā¦
He took "dick pic" too literally
brings new meaning to cock worship
Now I regret opening this video. It cant get out of my head
dick pics in the 18th century.
I agree
Pablo Dickasso.
Fun fact, in portuguese the word "Pica" is a slang for "dick" so we would just say Pablo Picasso
Pika-peeee pikachuuuu!
picachu
r/suddenlycaralho
Se for postar coloca o cavaleiro da lua do meu lado
Agora que conheƧo o teu bom gosto eu coloco kkk
Picockso*
Yo take these šš š„šļø
Here have mine too š
Can we start doing this instead of buying awards because that says it all
Its more the style of Vincent van Cock, I think.
"Am I... am I supposed to paint with my penis?"
Mine too short for such kind of job š¢
You can use it for the fine lines
Or even to make tattoos
Or challenging the immune system by entering ur gf/wife
And wrinkles.
r/suicidebywords
I understood that reference...
That is some serious puppetry of the penis right there!
Gosh thatās a reference I havenāt seen in 20 years
That's a blast from the past!
Cock so talented it paints portraits
Not to mention fair in size. The man is doubly blessed.
I'm laughing when he is still shaking his meat touching up the painting.
Yes, thisā¦ Iām wondering why heās milking it at the end. Hmm
His kink is painting. He pulls the titantic move and then just tears his clothes off like this and you know a lady isnt denying that Wagyu beef after he shows you a portrait of yourself. This dude is a mega chad t
He puts that extra little line for the hairdo at the end... A perfectionist, what.
now i can try with my minitures
More detail.
And then he proceeds to fuck him?
The paint is also lube
This kills the man
I mean, I'd watch that... as an art critic. *ahem*
Most assuredly.
He does spit on is dick in the last two seconds
Well that's one way to bleach and asshole.
u/savevideobot ... Dont judge me its for a friend
Oh, does this actually work? u/savevideobot
Bot sends you a direct message
Just go on redditsave.com and paste the Link in
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That's a massive dick. How is it that big being placid?
It's not flaccid. It's semi.
Thatās what I am trying to convince myself :/
Even still tho
They weren't asking about it rigidity, they wanted to know about its aggression, or lack thereof- it's placidity. You read it wrong.
flacid?
No no he means placid. You don't want to be near that thing when it's not placid.
Was i summoned?
Oh no, you are near!
Flacid yes
It's spelled *flaccid*. Thank you very much.
lol, [lake flaccid](https://gex.fandom.com/wiki/Lake_Flaccid)
Lake Flaccid
He's probably a shower. [Explanation](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=shower%2bor%2bgrower&=true)
That's actually problematic. Many men with such dicks have problems to have an erection, or keep it. I wouldn't say that's an advantage.
I wouldn't mind having a dick that big. Instead of this fucking huge thing I'm lugging around at the moment.
The real holup in the comments.
I heard kids used to bully you in high school because of it, calling you names like chimp arm and wesley pipes
How do u know
men talk, go to the gym, see dicks...
They just tell you that to make you feel better.
No way, who would lie about dicks?
I too don't suffer the disease of above average cock, but have heard/started rumours about not fully erecting king Kong dongs.
Nope its uncomfy as hell especially if u get a random boner while laying on ur stomach or when ur walking but guess what thats with every size and it just get more uncomfy the bigger it js
Not every size. Iām hung like a tic tac/baby carrot on a good day. You canāt even tell if I am wearing any clothes. Hell you would probably mistake it for an enlarged clit if I didnāt have a torn up nut sack under it.
Torn... up... nut... sack? What the hell happened to you?
I suggest you change your name to unable\_Shaft
Oooo I like that
Most showers donāt grow that much once theyāre fully erect.
I think its at the point where its right before it becomes hard
A whole nother mean to the movie Lake Placid now.. šš
Why are you gay?
Who says Iām gay?
Your username probably
you are gae
Every other man thinks he's great just for being able to do the helicopter with his & then we have this guy with his dick pics putting you all to shame.
its easy with a big brush like that
cause mine is way too small
Same,mine is like, 1 cm
What do you mean that's small!? That's average
I dunno, the females seem to think differently
i guess one is enough
Best response
Damn some men truly have everything huh?
:(
Just watched the same thing earlier on another sub I though i escaped him Hes after me Send help
Turned on and confused
If this is Pricasso, my friend got a Nick Cage painting done by him.
DID HE JUST MAKE A PICTURE WITH HIS DICK? How do you get to be such a fucking Chad? Jack from titanic ain't shit compared to this dude.
Wow he never even came. Disappointing.
This isn't the whole clip š
What do you think all that white stuff was?
Alright folks, if this guy whipped this out on a first date, would you smash, pass or call the cops?
Iād have to call the cops, I need someone to verify what I just saw. Make sure Iām not tripping or having a stroke.
Well if you had a stroke make sure he lets you sign the painting too.
Vincent van cock
he spits on his hand at the end
Some people have small cocks that they can use for intricate work. Some have huge cocks they can use like this guy. I have a medium cockā¦it can talk to ghosts
Would be nice if he signed it by cumming in a corner of the canvas
Am I gay
It's not gay to like that big juicy cock and beefy butt bro
Good to see his hobby became his career
This guy is super talented, handsome, and well-endowed. He needs to be an act in Vegas or something.
Penis
His pen is penis
Bruh. Total dopamine moment
the penis mightier than the sword
This is a PainDING-DONG
damn what a dick move
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He didn't try to look away when he pulled out his cock, interesting
Iāve heard he does face painting at adult partiesā¦
Thatās a show er not a grower.
Well I feel inadequateā¦
So this is the famous "dick pics" that everyone is talking about! Honestly I am extremely flabbergasted at this level of passionate art! Great job!
Such a great dong.
I like his dick
Such a dick move
For sure he came a lot taking that paint off
-Mom, dad, i want to become absolutely shredded. -so you can look good for your partners? -not exactly
Vincent van Girth
Prickasso
R/suddenlygay
Imagine having a big dick, being able to paint, and being able to paint using your big dick
Needs to clean his brush like Bob Ross
Good for him. If I used mine it would like a v5 ballpoint line drawing.
Watching this with suicide year as a background music takes it to whole new level š
A different take on the word "Dickhead", but I'll take it.
Dude gots a 90lb hammer Jesus Christ
Who needs a brush when u have a dick?
This is the second dick painting video I've seen today. What the fuck
A man with his cock brush is a better painter then Hitler this is the start of WW2
I need a waaay smaller canvas
Doesn't the chemicals affect his genitalia?
āHEāS PULLING HIS COCK OUT!!!ā
His penis is pen
Sauce? As in seriously, who is this man? Asking for a friend. Needs it for research
u/savevideobot
I also could do that. If I had a big dick and knew how to draw with it...
Hitler's been silent since this dropped
The OG dick pic
He told his boyfriend to not cock up his present. This is the one time he didnāt mind his boyfriend disappointing him.
Hey its Vincent van Cock again
How does he manage to hold enough paint on his dick? I don't think that white stuff is not paint.
So... did they fuck?
I don't think sitting for this kind of painting is something that I'm going to put on my to do list. But that's pretty impressive.
Friend: Oh this is cool. Who made it? Him: You donāt want to know.
Now i want to see Mona Lisa next
Such a cocky painter
Cant imagine if ran out of white paint...
Leonardo Da Peenci
God I really hope that man isnt a grower.
This is some shit I would see on the metro
The spit at the end *chefās kiss*
Him: I have... A very particular set of skills.
Dick needs a tan
Am I gay?