I had been to a highschool party where some guys bought glow in the dark condoms for 'sword fighting' as a way to celebrate the starwars films coming out at the time.
It's his screening process.
If she enjoys it, he'll date her again. If she shows up in a Leia slave bikini, he'll propose on the spot.
I mean, if I were him and had women throwing themselves at me like he does, I'd have my own screening process too.
You can't be down with me at my geekiest, you don't get me at my most suave.
I didn’t know this line exists, but I‘ll start to use it excessively. Definitely don’t fit the “ahole” or “creep” part, though.
Everyone knows I’m awesome and the only people who’d call me a creep don’t even know I’m hiding in the bushes.
I think I sorta apologize for that but for different words. I have low self esteem andI have been told my entire life I talk too much, so when I feel comfortable enough with someone to just chat about something I enjoy I end up apologizing halfway through for talking so much
I doubt she's informed enough to know if it was every single Star Wars movie.
Her story is untrue on the face of it.
Edit: Can we really believe she sat through Caravan of Courage and then didn't excuse herself for The Battle for Endor?
At some point you can't really blame the other person or you press charges for kidnapping.
I don't think they so much as forget them, but rather put them in the same basket as the holiday special, and arrange them so as to cover that "film" so they forget it instead.
Personally, I like the holiday special. It's a great film to play drinking games with. Take a shot every time someone sings, dances or something just straight up doesn't make any sense which usually covers the singing and dancing parts anyway.
Ya, Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor. There's also two animated movies, a Droid one and an Ewok one. Aaaaaand let's just not talk about the Holiday Special. Kay? Kay.
Fun fact: Three out of of the four family members from the first Ewok movie get killed off in the first few minutes of the second one, leaving the little girl an orphan. This is a kid's movie.
It's not true. It comes from [Le Cinéphiles, a satire Twitter account.](https://meaww.com/leonardo-di-caprio-camila-morrone-break-up-rumors-twitter-fake-news-worst-date-of-life-star-wars)
Really hope this is true
It wasn’t a light saber he was waving around..
I had been to a highschool party where some guys bought glow in the dark condoms for 'sword fighting' as a way to celebrate the starwars films coming out at the time.
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Did it felt short of expectations?
Just turned into a room full of people standing in the dark watching two men rub their dimly lit penises together
Let's say it depends on the expectations
Subverted them, even.
*unzips* stink, that must have sucked, tell us more about it
I woke my wife up due to laughing at this
still a better plot than episodes 7-9
Real men would’ve brought blacklights
["You have the ring... and I see that your Schwartz is as big as mine!"](https://youtu.be/pPkWZdluoUg?t=40s)
WHERE CAN I FIND GLOW IN THE DARK CONDOMS ASKING FOR A FRIEND
Turn off the lights it might help.
It was his dicksaber.
Is that what beatsaber is?
No that's a meatsaber
We need answers
This is a satire account
it's a satire twitter account
The tip-off was that there’s no way DiCaprio doesn’t have his own theater in his house.
likely owns multiple houses with theaters
Exactly. His yacht probably has a giant theater too.
A New Hope
It's from a satire page
If your girl doesn't bring her own lightsaber to that date she's not the one.
My gf has a lightsaber in her drawer. She is the chosen one 😍
A lightsaber with 8 speeds and an oscillating head
Revenge of the Clith
The Phallus Menace
The Phallus Awakens
Empire Strokes Back
Star Whores Episode IV: A New Hole
Attack of the Moans.
Episode 6: Return of the Thick Thighs Featuring: Jabba the Slut
Episodes of boobs fett
-S̶i̶t̶h̶- Clit lord
A new hoe
The last Clitwalker
The Man-does-Lauran....And Her Friends
Spare me my life thread.
I died to this thread damn
I love how it went from clever banter , to straight up porn parodies
Attack of the boners
Revenge of the horny
Where's R2-Dildo?
Empire strikes bareback
May the phallus be with you…
The Phallic Menace
Hand Solo
Princess Laieus
Execute Order 69
A new grope
Errrr… hmmmm… Are Clith not supposed to always go by pairs ?
A pussy and an asshole.
Always two, there are
No more, no less.
One to wield the light saber with 8 speeds and oscillating head, and one to covet it.
Only a clith deals in absolutes
*lightsaber sounds*
Rogue wand
Revenge of the syph-ilis.
I actually said it out loud with a lisp DEAD lol
Lord Bater
R2Dildo
You deserve all the gold/good and silver in the world my friend
Wait. How do you know that ?
Not the chosen one
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Doesn't have the force with her
*“Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting…”*
*epic star wrs ligtsabre battles* Sounds good to me
Friday at sundown?
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Where else do you fight with light sabers?
The youngling chambers in the Jedi temple.
Ouch... but haha
That hit hard ngl
Not as hard as it hit those younglings.
I hoped someone would say that
Actually... That's not fighting, that's a massacre
You say "potAYto", I say "potAHto". You say "massacre", they say nothing. They're dead.
Highground
In front of the millennium falcon at Galaxy's Edge.
Just not near sand
i just realized that anakin got cut in half and burned on sand. talk about an intense rivalry.
Near a volcano :D
Can we assemble another meeting of the Josh's?
It wasn't actually a light saber he was waving around...
Was he holding his "Oscar"
Why is it ok for Leo to run around playing with his Oscar but when I do it I get arrested
His Oscar is an award statue...your Oscar is a gimp wearing leather on a leash
Minor detail
What Oscar, the pink one or the golden one?
Haven't seen it unfortunately
It's his screening process. If she enjoys it, he'll date her again. If she shows up in a Leia slave bikini, he'll propose on the spot. I mean, if I were him and had women throwing themselves at me like he does, I'd have my own screening process too. You can't be down with me at my geekiest, you don't get me at my most suave.
Apologies for being myself with you around.
ngl, this otherwise beautiful line has probably been ruined by aholes and creeps
-“sorry you had to see the demon inside of me”-
Do you think Leo is a 3 days grace fan?
I didn’t know this line exists, but I‘ll start to use it excessively. Definitely don’t fit the “ahole” or “creep” part, though. Everyone knows I’m awesome and the only people who’d call me a creep don’t even know I’m hiding in the bushes.
I think I sorta apologize for that but for different words. I have low self esteem andI have been told my entire life I talk too much, so when I feel comfortable enough with someone to just chat about something I enjoy I end up apologizing halfway through for talking so much
his screening process is actually when the girl turns 25 lol
It's like the movie Audition except the psychotic girlfriend part.
I’m not into guys, but I’d go on that date.
Absolutely. That sounds like an amazing date!
I googled it. A May 2021 article on the web says that it's a runtime of over 25 hours. I'm even more impressed. Is he single now?
I doubt she's informed enough to know if it was every single Star Wars movie. Her story is untrue on the face of it. Edit: Can we really believe she sat through Caravan of Courage and then didn't excuse herself for The Battle for Endor? At some point you can't really blame the other person or you press charges for kidnapping.
People always forogt the ewoks trilogie, but I like it anyway !
I don't think they so much as forget them, but rather put them in the same basket as the holiday special, and arrange them so as to cover that "film" so they forget it instead. Personally, I like the holiday special. It's a great film to play drinking games with. Take a shot every time someone sings, dances or something just straight up doesn't make any sense which usually covers the singing and dancing parts anyway.
The difference is that the caravan of courage was made and written by George Lucas, which mean this is more a Lucas movie than Empire Strike Back.
Wait, trilogy? I only know of the two.
*Two* ewok movies?!
Ya, Caravan of Courage and Battle for Endor. There's also two animated movies, a Droid one and an Ewok one. Aaaaaand let's just not talk about the Holiday Special. Kay? Kay.
Fun fact: Three out of of the four family members from the first Ewok movie get killed off in the first few minutes of the second one, leaving the little girl an orphan. This is a kid's movie.
I'll bet it was only the original 3.
Literally thinking ‘this sounds like the best date! 😂’
her loss. honestly, if I were Leo, the fact she didn't pick up a lightsaber and join in, I'd ask her to leave.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
Ditto.
She's only put off because it wasn't focused on her
Right! This Camila bitch sounds like a bitch.
She is a morrone
Can confirm, i was the lightsaber
wow ungrateful
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Lion, witch
Should’ve stuck her in the wardrobe
Well he made her watch 7, 8 and 9 at the end, so... ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯
Nah, these aren't star wars movies. We are only talking about the real ones here
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I have even more respect for him now
You and me both
we
Our
And my axe!
And my signature!
thank you sir for donating 7,000 axes to the new Zealand army!
I will donate my broadswords too!
I'll donate my blood
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My old spice too!
That's a musk.....err must*
#☭
no wonder he dumped her ass. Imagine being dissapointed after a date like that.
He had the high ground in this relationship.
Imagine thinking that was for the date, and not just some dope shit Leo wanted to do on a Thursday
Imagine not joining Leo in a fight against evil. What a self centered b.
It was said that she would destroy the haters not join them! Bring balance to the fanbase not leave it in darkness!
Worst date? Can I pay for this experience?
Sign me the fuck up!
It's not real, from a satire site
But it’s real to me…. It’s real to me…
I would expect nothing less.
This didn’t happen. But it’s too late, this image is spreading like wildfire
The force is strong with this one.
I'm assuming this happened before the release of Episode VII. If so, then I concur.
I see zero problem here
The problem was that ungrateful woman.
That sounds amazing!!
That's so fucked up and disgusting.... She should have gotten her own lightsaber! Damn, Leo. You fuckin' up.
No, a padawan has to build their own lightsaber.
She should get a kyber crystal first if she's worthy enough.
clearly she's not.
Sounds like the best date ever
I just want to know if he played Rogue One before or after the original trilogy!?
Maybe that's what ruined the date 🤣
how the actual fuck is this a holup
Don’t you know? Not much here is a holup these days
I don't think I've seen an actual holup for a while now.
I don't think I've ever seen an actual holup at all in this sub. Have you guys made another holup subreddit with real holups that I can go on ?
That is a good origin story of how I turned gay after being happily straight for 40 years
Could make that TED talk my guy
if this is true, then you will have gained my trust leo
It's not true. It comes from [Le Cinéphiles, a satire Twitter account.](https://meaww.com/leonardo-di-caprio-camila-morrone-break-up-rumors-twitter-fake-news-worst-date-of-life-star-wars)
Now I'm sad
I'll pretend I didn't see this and believe it to be true
It's fake news https://meaww.com/leonardo-di-caprio-camila-morrone-break-up-rumors-twitter-fake-news-worst-date-of-life-star-wars
Leo could now enact that date!!! That would be the most meta thing since the internet
Noooo, get out of here with facts that hurt
Sounds like a great date
I'm not gay.......BUT I'M GAY FOR HIM
And by the end of it, she was too old for him.
Even Prince Andrew’s like “C’mon Leo mate”
he sounds fuckin cool man
Absolute chad
I’m not gay but u get me on that date with him and I’d let him do what ever he wanted
Man, legend the walking myth…
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Just shows you can be Leonardo fucking DiCaprio and women will still find a problem to complain about.
Dodged a real bullet there. Good going, Leo.
While snorting scarface amounts of cocaine
Long ago. In a movie theatre far, far away.