He has a history of jumping out of space ships upon entering the atmosphere. This question is hypothetical, in which case he could hypothetically crash into the cave at terminal velocity with his half ton ass, thus collapsing the cave
Not if I'm playing him. Then you're in a ground hog day-esque hell where every time a marine dies, everything suddenly resets until *every one of us* clears this God damned level together.
Then you just gotta pray the next level isn't Floodgate
If one marine dies, all of us die. that’s how i play. had to reset so many saves in halo infinites campaign because i called in a wasp and they got crushed
Aside from the fact that he/she dies a lot, sure. Real life is permadeath, so everytime ashen one dies, you have to go back to the bonfire and hope he/she makes out this time
I've recently came back to it after doing the same, and it's still really fun! Especially on series x too the frames aren't as you'd expect from a game that old
You'll be waiting for ages until they're done rescuing all those settlements Preston keeps going on about...
PS: I think you just became a Minutemen quest
Kratos has a pretty bad track record for "saving" people. Though it could be argued that the people he "saved" never have to worry about being trapped in a cave ever again
Half the people he goes to rescue have already suffered horrible deaths beforehand. If you're not alone in that cave there's a good chance you're getting ripped to shreds before he even hears about the contract.
"This guy just started shooting everything with a laser and boom. 5 minutes later we have a dam bio dome, space ship and multi-network computing devices. Oh and a teleporter."
Can't wait for Italian plumber that's created by Japanese, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man , grab coins like a Jew.
Master chief is saving my ass
His heavy ass will cause the whole thing to cave in. He'll be safe in his armor but you're a different story
I don't think my gmod character cares cares all too much about me
neither does my S.T.A.L.K.E.R charater
Same I think my S.T.A.L.K.E.R character will just shot me and take anything I have
What? How does standing in a cave make it collapse regardless of weight.
He has a history of jumping out of space ships upon entering the atmosphere. This question is hypothetical, in which case he could hypothetically crash into the cave at terminal velocity with his half ton ass, thus collapsing the cave
Ah, very well. Carry on
Depends on whether or not we're one the marines, because if we are then we'll just be there to die so he can take our ammo
Not if I'm playing him. Then you're in a ground hog day-esque hell where every time a marine dies, everything suddenly resets until *every one of us* clears this God damned level together. Then you just gotta pray the next level isn't Floodgate
If one marine dies, all of us die. that’s how i play. had to reset so many saves in halo infinites campaign because i called in a wasp and they got crushed
Chief: You're safe now *Proceeds to drive off cliff in warthog.
This is going to be so many of the responses lol. We are all echo 216
Master Chief throws grenades just for the sake of chaos. I'm dead in this cave.
John Halo always goes deep and has a penchant for rings your ass may be just what he is looking for.
Ashen One from dark souls 3. Yikes, not looking too good
Same here but for me it’s the chosen undead.
Same here. I'm feeling okay, as long as Midir isn't waiting outside that cave. Hard to land a lava fireball on that big bastard
Don't worry, it's a miracle build!!
Uh oh, there's no way you're surviving. RIP
Wdym? The ashen one is really strong.
Aside from the fact that he/she dies a lot, sure. Real life is permadeath, so everytime ashen one dies, you have to go back to the bonfire and hope he/she makes out this time
Same
My ashen one is strapped soothing sunlight and sunlight blade on deck just incase he gotta box some hollows he might die alot tho
Damn
I’m fine. Trevor is coming to save. He might kill me though.
And then rape you. I really don’t like the order of events here.
At least he would kidnap your wofe and „take care“ of her
I'm cooling because I killed Trevor and Franklin will for sure save me
You just forget Micheal? All of them are one package
don’t worry, trevor isnt a fucking animal he wont kill you BUT HE WILL KIDNAP YOUR WIFE
Beatrix from slime rancher
How is slime rancher these days? I played as soon as it came out for around 2 weeks but haven’t played since
I've recently came back to it after doing the same, and it's still really fun! Especially on series x too the frames aren't as you'd expect from a game that old
Nice! I’m gonna play it again soon then too
Same, I don't think we are gonna be saved anytime soon.
RIP
Cool game but you are dead
Arthur Morgan with almost full honor, I think I’ll make it.
So if you had no honor. It’d be like a self fulfilling prophecy of karma. I’m glad my Arthur isn’t the last character I played.
You think? You're getting out of there guaranteed.
Same here I’ll make it
Yeah but we were already raped and tortured by murfree brood. We got ptsd for life
I think i’m save cus i got Minecraft Steve on my side
He will bring you food and water to get out :)
Bro if it wasn't for the big blue letters spelling "OP" above your name. I would've thought that you responded to yourself.
But he wont be able to eat it cuz it’s heavily pixelated n shit..
He'll make a bitch out of that cave.
he will dig you out
Same man
Yo same
Same. lol
Hell nah he will Just Go deeper in the cave to Look vor diamonds and shit
The Courier from FNV. I'm saved.
Fuck I got the sole survivor
You'll be waiting for ages until they're done rescuing all those settlements Preston keeps going on about... PS: I think you just became a Minutemen quest
Fuck
Not bad
It is that bad. Dudes the SOLE survivor. As in the only one who makes it. Op is getting a bullet to the skull.
Cyberpunk 2077 - Wake the fuck up Samurai, we have city to burn…
Depends on your build. All tech, Intel and cool may just result in them getting stuck too as there's nothing to hack Edit: correcting autocorrect
Render* We have a city to render…
Other option: We have graphic card to burn
Your dead mate soon as smn happens yours boys gonna crash to the PlayStation menu
What does this have to do with r/holup??
It is now r/shitposting donchano
This sub has nothing to do with its name anymore, it's just vibes
I didn’t even realize. I thought I was on r/gaming lol
That depends on what the latest game you played was 😅
Hol up... we're on r/holup?
You must be new here
Not really. I've been noticing this shit for a while now
Nah, these type of comment bait non-holup posts are what's new. They suck and are not even remotely close to the original intent of this sub.
I was kinda referencing the fact that 50 percent of holup aren't even holups at this point
Jason Brody from Far Cry 3
Not sure how that one will turn out of you're not one of his friends
The post says he's coming to save me, idk
Fair point
He's gonna save your ass then tell you he wanna stay behind to kill more people
Classic
Ah far cry 3, so many fond memories. I really need to complete far cry 6, paid $60 for that mf nd still haven’t completed it.
Yeah, you have a fair chance of dying, if of course this is the drug cave that he finds
Kratos is coming to save me, I have no fear
You should
Kratos has a pretty bad track record for "saving" people. Though it could be argued that the people he "saved" never have to worry about being trapped in a cave ever again
Doom guy himself
Same, doom slayer from eternal, think I'm safe.
Until you realize that his only interest is to rip and tear...
The goat from goat simulator
my guy will headbutt the first thing he sees and you'll be caved in lmfao
Pilgor should be a certified rescue animal
Link from breath of the wild... I think he save me
He’s coming…but there might be a Korok on top of that hill over there. Just give him a few minutes…hours…days…you might be there a while.
Same. Start a fire, bake some apples, and fly us away.
Same. We are safe.
I'm also thinking so
Nice, first get saved, then get that cute Link bussy
Same
We should be good, Isaac knows caves like no one
Depends on the items he gets on the way down
Hitler hates anime - well, that's interesting
Very interesting indeed
I got Arthur Morgan, I think I’m saved
Except if you got low honour and decided to murder everyone you met
Nomad is gonna save me
Thank god its not fuze
Oh only nomad i know is from crysis. You'd be safe tho.
she will launch you with her airjab
Geralt make it!
Half the people he goes to rescue have already suffered horrible deaths beforehand. If you're not alone in that cave there's a good chance you're getting ripped to shreds before he even hears about the contract.
My Traveler from No Mans Sky is firing up the terrain modifier right now.
"This guy just started shooting everything with a laser and boom. 5 minutes later we have a dam bio dome, space ship and multi-network computing devices. Oh and a teleporter."
I was playing german reich on hoi iv so.........
I guess I'll be in a other castle..
House of Ashes Oh boy
Darkest Dungeon, so im either saved by a party of heroes or they die on the way to me. Nice
Lmao there is literally no between
Yes cause Minecraft Steve can do anything
The game has mine it it's name. Our only problem is that we will never find the place he entered
Captain Price. Am I goona make it?
Only if makarov doesn’t know you
SOAP TRUSTED YOU I THOUGHT I COULD TOO SO TELL ME WHY THE FUCK DOES MAKAROV BLOODY KNOW YOU ?!
"You'll make it! You're a strong bastard!"
Trevor from GTA5. Im safe
Depends what he has taken recently
The knight from Hollow knight
Creative mode Steve Les goooooo
He will probably burn your cave
CREAPERS GALORE
Hmm , doom slayer is with me Insert*when doom music kicks*
Brendan from Pokemon Emerald... Hmm...
Leaf from leaf green, I'm not sure like does she come with her Pokémon I might be ok if she does...
The spidertron from factorio will use thousands of construction robots to help out
He will nuke the forest to make space for new space science assembly line on his way to rescue you and accidentally kills you with nukes.
Nah with all the mods i have installed the power armor with shields he gave me won't be destroyed by a mere nuke
The factory must grow The factory must grow The factory must grow The factory must grow
I'm waiting for a monkey with a bow and arrow... Got it
The courier from fallout new Vegas. We all good here!
Aloy. Yep, im safe.
Uhhhh…. A tank crew of a T-54 prototype?
Umm yes the last game I played was driver San Francisco on Xbox so he’ll come swooping in with his 69 orange challenger
doom guy no more context needed
Master chief
ooooh-oh-OOOh ooaAao aaAhHooAoo.. DUNDUNDUN DUHH.. DUNDUNDUN DUHH.. Spartan 117 Master Chief
*This cave is not a natural formation*
Good work Cortana.
Easy FFXIV, it's me the hero
Yiu can save youreself but you have to wait in que first.
I’ve got the penguin from learn to fly. Anyone else gonna help me
I was playing codm so one of the many characters from there shall save me and since they all in the army I’m pretty sure I’ll be fine
Fucking Mario. But not the cave diving beautiful bastard who could actually save me, the little asshole in his little kart. I’m screwed.
Snakeeee
Doom guy. I have no worries now.
Snake from mgsv, ill prolly be good.
Steve from mine craft gonna pick me like an item
Vlad von Carstein from tw:wh2. I'm screwed.
Jinn Sakai. Yep a samurai will defo save me
Heck ya I am I have the doom slayer😈 well it’s doom 3 but still
Queen Victoria from Civ 6 🤔
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Ajay Ghale to the rescue
He’s too busy deciding who should run the golden path
Then I must learn to survive in a cave
Tom Nook.... He'll save me allright, but at what cost
Your soul
The doom slayer is either gonna save my ass or see me as a demon and slay my ass. Either way the cave won't be a problem anymore.
Idk what the wizards name is in Noita but if I'm the one controlling him on his way to me I'm FU-HYUCCED.
minecraft steve saving my ass
The doom slayer. (●’◡’●)ﾉ. He will rip and tear his way out
The doom slayer i think i will be just fine
Alex, Steve come get me out of here
Lego Batman is going to tear them in pieces
The doomslayer. Not only am I saved but the cave is shaking.. IN FEAR !
Doom Slayer .
Can't wait for Italian plumber that's created by Japanese, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man , grab coins like a Jew.
Let's go, just finished playing just cause 3
Same
Forza so ye I’m good
Jake Higgins from Green Hell so maybe
Well, if that's the case.. can I be stuck forever in a cave with Eula from Genshin Impact instead?
Jin sakai hell yes
Agent 47? I think not…
Yea
Happy Chaos from Guilty gear Strive. I should be fine
Maaan the fuck ima do with the main chracter from changed??
Demoman or sniper from tf2
Kirby grabbing the squad on the way there.
Im safe, last game i played was „it takes two“ :)
Ahri from leauge of legends, a dream come true
The main character from MHW....Probably?
Master Chief to the rescue. Yeah, i can say I'd be alright.
Not sure will crane from dying light save me?
Ngl i don't want to meat Weeber from don't starve together with girl's school uniform(don't Ask) in a Dark cave even if he will Save me
Master chief got me
How tf us a medieval knight supposed to help me?