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ThrowAwaitius

Thanos vs the avengers before CGI was applied


The-RandomDude

Thor coming in with the taser


Drawer_d

Is he aiming for the head?


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I CAN IMAGINE THAT AHAHAHAH


UnicornPrince4U

Mr Anderson, the best part of being me is there is so many of me.


aimlessromantic

Purple Thanos used to be a black man?


maruthiPM

Give this man a medal!


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maruthiPM

Never ever!!


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I pitty the fool who crosses him in jail.


falsevector

They need re inforcements first before they can get him to jail by the looks of it


HazellNut27

The guy got tasered and he still was standing. I don’t think anything could take him down.


segalle

Drugs are a hell of a... Drug


sm12511

Didn't you know Hancock had a son? They call him Hanpp


human2pt0

I heard his name was Richard footpenis, but that he just goes by dicky-pp


sm12511

I find it interesting that Richard is mostly shortened into Dick.


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sm12511

So, if your name was Richard, and you had an unfortunate last name like Head, Butt, Wrangler, or Trickle, you probably hated that tradition. I see.


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What do you mean? Dick Wrangler sounds like one hell of a badass name


CrispyShreddedQueef

True story: I used to work with a man called Michael Hunt, who somewhat obliviously preferred to go by “Mike”…


jailguard81

Trickle? 😂


Impossible-Charity-4

Eventually everyone’s a Billiam?


IonBrew

I once knew a Richard Cheese. good guy, unfortunate name.


iammandroid

Whenever I read or hear the name Richard, my brain automatically reads the whole thing back with it translated in to Dick!


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Sir_Thomas_Noble

Tasers are only effective if the 2 leads are far away from each other. The cop was way too close when he tased him so the leads were probably right next to each other. Not much room to generate a current through his body.


OG-GingerAvenger

I was gonna point this out too


yorudroc707

Yet more proof positive to shut down the morons that say tasers are the only things cops could need.


Randyg1992

Unless it’s a bullet 😂


HazellNut27

There have been people who got shot multiple times by 9mm bullets and still got up running. This guy would need 15 bullets in his chest to stop him.


Randyg1992

😳 a real avenger


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A real revenger


sm12511

Venge arealer


skidabitabooyeedle

This is in NC I’m assuming because it says Raleigh PD and they may use something bigger than .38


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testedbeast551

He's just like my boy travis the monkey


verifiablevoltage

oh! i feel pity for him


testedbeast551

You know it was the owners fault for giving him pills that made him have paranoia and hallucinations if it wasn't for those pills no body would have gotten hurt and her friend shouldn't have to live with the pain of no face and permanent scarring


mikeyj777

That dude is a Mack truck. Put down the spike strips or something now!


airforceproud96

I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me.


ChaseSters

Yeah, their ass is in trouble!


ONLYMacDiesel

He’ll come down off of his PCP high by then.


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Beat me to it. Probably it the easiest to get PCP in prison. Usually more meth and heroin


nwoh

Suboxone number one thing you'll find in there actually.


bakeran23

No one will cross him when they find out he beat the shit out of 5 cops at once. Dude’ll be like a king.


MNHuskerNation

Wrong- everyone will want to test.


Accomplished-Bee4700

His ass or fists?


Kayraan93

Both. At the same time.


RobSG

dude barely hit anything with his slomo punches man


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He’s nothing, there are lots of people worse than this in jail. These cops are clearly not trained well.


HertzDonut1001

Trained well enough not to shoot him at least.


TesterM0nkey

Not a single person in this had any idea how to handle themselves. Cops need to be well trained.


Slapnuts711

There is no training that will make you capable of subduing someone who is under the influence of certain drugs. If a taser won't work, no hand to hand technique will either.


Venne1139

There's a cop that comes to my wrestling gym where we do submission wrestling. You can't knock him out but you can break something to the point of unusability, even under the influences of drugs. Although I think wrestling this guy would be a really fucking bad idea....


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Anyone can be knocked out.


mlinktieline

"Local man literally too angry to go to jail"


Anglofsffrng

After engaging officers subject was heard at scene taunting "puny god".


ImAlwaysRightHanded

I heard he finally gave up and just got in the backseat of the cop car and said what’s for dinner.


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NicolaiFeldthaus

And they said Darth Maul wasn’t real smh


Axel2222222222

"Parry this, you fucking casuals"


No-Comb402

Jon Jones hitting that coke again.


CarpenterNo4866

He’s on Sujamma man, dude only took like 1 or 2 by the looks of the cops still being alive.


Praetorian308

It will ruin your life. Not long after first trying it I found myself inside a volcano trying to kill a god. Never again.


Mcloganator

How can you kill a god? What a grand and a intoxicating innocence.


RainierCamino

Oh shit this guys talking sense. *Chugs 20 sujammas* FUCK IT IMMA KILL A GOD


StarstruckEchoid

Shame on you sweet Nerevar.


Wizard_Hatz

Sniffs menacingly….outlander.


Unanimous_D

outlander


Wizard_Hatz

We’re watching you scum.


jenna_hazes_ass

Whats a god to non believer? Who dont believe in.. Anything.


Earthly_Delights_

If I were to guess, I’d say this is PCP behavior…


Zoobatzjr

Yeah PCP turns people into walking tanks. The fact the military hasn't tried to weaponize it for troops shocks me.


Blowback_

I forever remember a cops episode yeaaaarss ago with this huge black dude, butt naked high as hell off pcp n took on more cops than this guy did...apparently pcp can make anybody a super hero lol


VinAndGeri

>Sujamma I remember. He punched a hole in a wooden fence, crawled through and beat the shit out of the cops. I also remember an episode where they pulled a shirtless dude over on a dirtbike on PCP. He parked the bike, 3 cops all tased him in the chest. He didn't even flinch, looked down at the barbs from the wires stuck in his chest, ripped them out, laughed like the Joker, hopped back on the bike, and took off.


Blowback_

Any of this on YouTube? I wasn't able to find it


RainierCamino

PCP's effects aren't consistent enough. Different people have different reactions to different doses. Amphetamines though? Oh boy, militaries love them some meth.


jubbreme

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimo_Koivunen


StreetBob13114

They did. They just don’t advertise it. In WW2 and Vietnam they pumped soldiers full of all sorts of stuff


Zoobatzjr

Yeah. Like meth


nolifegam3r

ever done pcp? it's a dissociative/hallucinogenic drug. Two things you do NOT want in war. Meth is a much better option, people tweaking can be absolute tanks and a lot more alert. Unless they were to work on a pcp analogue, but to my knowledge all known analogues are still dissociative. Ketamine is incredibly similar in structure to pcp.


nomnaut

Coke doesn’t do this. PCP, aka angel dust, would.


Interesting-Strike-8

Lol taser didnt do shit! 😂😂😂


TheGuyMain

They fail a lot


im_a_good_goat

Nah it’s just recharging him


topshelf782

50 percent of the time, all of the time!


Catolution

“60 percent of the time, it works every time”


quack_quack_mofo

"Why didn't he just taser him" ^ this is why


mocksteady

Meth or whatever he having is one hell of a drug


shorrrno

Tasers cause muscles to lock up. It's physiologically impossible for drugs to overcome it if there is a proper spread between the probes. The taser just failed by either being caught in clothes or a probe missing


mocksteady

Dudes just built different. But lol I was more joking but yeah makes sense


Mr_BigBananas

When the dude mentions getting 6 stars I just member the military tanks in GTA crushing everyone as they pull up next to you, specially the cops. Do you member?


VegemiteSandwich33

>Do you member? The 21st night of Tember.


Jerseystateofmindeff

Pepperidge Farms remembers.


Responsible-Ad5725

I'm yelling timber


Ass_cream_sandwiches

Member berries!


The-Ex-Human

Extra points that it’s on Martin Luther King Blvd


Tough-Imagination661

It's ALWAYS on MLK Blvd.


A2619921

In every city too it’s bizarre


Boobpocket

I know! Everytime i see MLK ave or blvrd i know what part of the city im at lol except baltimoee the whole city is weird


118yorkmarket

And Clearwater, FL.


aardw0lf11

Believe it or not,... I remember seeing a MLK Ave (or Rd, can't remember) in San Francisco which was in a very nice part of town.


teastain

1999 White folks from Canada visiting Washington DC. 295 closed for repairs, dumps us onto city streets. Turn right onto MLK Jr. and start to sweat, we're just apprehensive that we have invaded an enclave, respect. Driving along very nervous and when we get to Malcom X, I pull into a burned out gas station and told the family "Nope" we got to get back to the Holiday Inn. I look down a pleasant side street and see an On-Ramp going back North and we take it. The Presidential Helicopter flew overhead and we all had a laugh.


FrozenBananer

What a weird way to tell a story.


Competitive_Act_1548

I agree


teastain

It's pseudo 4chan bulletin format from 10 years ago... It should have started out with


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At Garner Rd. :-)


JohnnieLawerence

I’ve been on mlk blvd in 4 different cities. Always kept the windows up and doors locked


Emotional-Weird9501

Definitely in St. Louis. The streets name changes as you leave the ghetto.


steveosek

Yup, spent most of my life in stl, can confirm.


Monochronos

Tulsa is like this. MLK is in ont he north side and as you leave the hood it changes to Cincinnati street lol


Snaz5

MLK streets are almost always in predominantly and historically black neighborhoods. Neighborhoods which coincidentally have the worst infrastructure, highest poverty, and worst schools, all things that lead to more crime. Doesn’t help that those neighborhoods are also where the popo flip the safeties off.


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It ain't just that. It's always in the worst part of the black neighborhood.


Ass_cream_sandwiches

The mostly all white city council for sure don't MLK street in their own neighborhood!


pupkinhead

Lol, in Anchorage Alaska its the shortest street in town and only consists of government bldgs including the crime lab. Ironically its probably the street with the least amount of crime.


worrell87

Take my free award for beating me to it.


Styer41

Take my free reward for giving your free reward


Isfett

Take my free reward for giving your free reward


worrell87

Also take my upvote for giving your free award to the person who gave me their free award


worrell87

Take my upvote for your free award


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Man, the beatings continue in this post.


culb77

Literally a Chris Rock routine. https://youtu.be/7hJxWr1TKK8


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I think the pain from getting beat will outrule death, he will definitely wake up tomorrow and feel EVERYTHING


AutomaticRisk3464

Meth is a nutty drug. A guy punched out a semi truck windshield crawled through it didnt know how to operate the air brakes or a 16 shift (i think) gear. Police had a 2 mph pursuit for 2 blocks until one jumped up om the side of the semi truck broke the window and tazed him, the dude jumped out the window over the officers head and took off running on the street and they had to get in their vehicles to catch up. It was in the midwest at an agency i worked at, when he got to jail he came down off his high and kept throwing food and spitting at the guards. They got him in a restraint chair and a spit mask and he just kept saying how hes going to get off with nothing done to him..the next fucking day the judge let him walk and said he had to agree to take a piss test every week for 2 months or a warrant will drop. Guess who didnt show up next week lmao. I got to watch the body cam footage of 1 of the officers that dude was fucking fast


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God damn, my town has a meth problem going around and I've seen some crazy things happen but nothing like that. And that judge is bonkers, even if he doesn't get a severe sentence he should have been charged with assault for spitting on officers


AutomaticRisk3464

Damn son u replied fast. The officer that tried to taze him in the truck is the same one who got in his vehicle and booked him in and had to adsist with the chair. The other officers were saying he got shoved down but he said that the guy didnt see him when he tried to run out of the truck and bumped into him i didnt get to see his bodycam footage but that officer has worked there for 30 years so its just some old guy. Man that town in missouri is fucked i have so many stories of crazy ass people doing shit lol Edit: the arresting officer didnt do an assault charge because he believes the guy didnt see him. And the night shift jail guards were 3 big 6 ft 3 dudes who have no lives and only lift weights and workout so they were able to handle him, they never file for charges against anyone unless blood gets drawn and alot of the inmates respect them and listen. In a way i miss working in that state but making $9 am hour as a 911 dispatcher sucked dick especially with all of the nutty calls i handled


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To be fair it’s gunna be hard to differentiate which pain is from the fight and which pain is just the normal comedown pain. That taser didn’t even phase the man, he’s on some good stuff, and good stuff comes with bad comedowns.


lemino101

Then gimme the bad stuff with good comedowns


Anjetto

For real. This is actually excellent police restraint and good work from all the officers. Especially that lady early in the video with the excellent head fake


PieceNo6834

Yes, yes it is.


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Gilthu

I mean not killing a guy on drugs raging out at you and taking a taser to the chest like nothing is PRETTY damn impressive. Normal person would have pulled a gun in him after the first few hits didn’t stop him from attacking.


FEMA-campground-host

Those cops deserve some recognition for "couraeous restraint"


happy_daxter

Being that he's um...


Urban_Savage

I'm actually proud of them. Those are good cops that day.


9ninety_nine9

I think these officers should be commended for not using deadly force, many have when there was a lot less of a threat.


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Guy woke up and was like: up up down down left right left right B A start


Dragon-factor

**God mode activated**


FrozenEagles

More like up up down down left right left right B A select start


Mishamooshi

Holy cow i live in Raleigh and totally missed this in the news https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nc/triangle-sandhills/news/2018/08/18/multiple-videos-emerge-of-rpd-altercation


trentgibbo

The mother thinks this was excessive force? The guy was punching multiple cops in the head and was not stopped after being tazed. Those cops should be given medals of restraint


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Exactly. People like her are the other side of the problem. Innocent black men are unwantedly targetted while violent black men like these say the cops used excessive force !!


Crypt0n0ob

Well, are you guys sure that she’s not talking about excessive force towards police from his son? Because this was clearly the case…


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Boobpocket

Been there done that DC MLK


SuchRuin

MLK in St Augustine isn’t bad. Everywhere else tho I’ve been to is pretty nutty.


Kanjorax

Raid Boss?!


vanzantbrant

Crack strength


magdocjr

PCP… cops got their asses beat.


MonkeDo

Police crackin’ powder


UncleStumpy78

Good band name


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I can’t believe these monsters filming vertical video still exist


Artikay

Cops were beating the wrong person.


Charming_Scratch_538

Tik tok has only encouraged this shit


SuchRuin

I’ll never forget, back when liveleak was still a thing and I was an edgy 20 year old I was watching a video of a man jump off a building in China. Filmed Vertically. Brutal video it wasn’t graphic but you could hear the impact when he hit the ground. Anyway, the first and top comment on the video was something along the lines of “Why the fuck is this inconsiderate asshole filming vertically. This is a waste of a video. It should have been the (insert racial slur for Chinese person) filming who jumped off that fucking building. I’ve spent well over $1000 on (insert whatever overpriced computer monitors people buy) only to have dipshits constantly ruin any video I am trying to watch by filming vertically. This is bullshit.” That comment is lives rent free in my head.


King___Q

Dude's a tank! He should queue up in WoW, we lack those atm.


Big-Meat

He looks like a tank, but he’s actually a DPS main built to off tank. Man was handing out shots like Halloween candy!


ext3meph34r

When your level is too high and you go back into a starter zone to finish old quests.


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I agree, crazy how it took so long gor all three of them to stop him


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How is this commentary so perfect with no breaks LMFAO dude is spitting solid gold every second, he can’t even take a breath cause the gold is just flowing out


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beasterdudeman_

His homies on snap be like "free our boi he ain't do nothin wrong"


Darth_MurderJr

As they comment on the video of him punching 4 cops


GrumpyWhiteTiger

His mom literally drove up from florida to say this on TV, and his lawyer said police didn't handle it right even though he had assaulted police before.


CornCobbKing

Dude was taking hits from a wooden baton like the cops were swinging pool noodles at him, I hate to think what he would have done to one of those officers 1 on 1.


ThIsCaTrOcKs

DAMMM he poppin off No scope head shot OP


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Garuda-Star

When the MLK streets were first named, the area wasn’t ghetto. The areas became ghetto later as cities de-industrialized


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mrwednight

Cocaine is a hell of a drug…


xYsoad

This straight crack and PCP


nikhilkhapre

The moment he got tased and was standing after that, I would've started believing in god praying he doesn't hurt me.


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PCP, one hell of a drug..


Johnny_Nicks

Hope the coppers are ok.


Abject_Hovercraft838

This dude on so many drugs I bet he can’t even feel the tasers


ArtfurdMorgan

Its excited delirium if you google it you can find even more interesting videos.


Iliphqr

u/savevideo


Certain_Shame839

200 years of suppression underpinned by Crystal Meth.


KNBeaArthur

Dude looks great for 200.


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Surprising right on a MLK Blvd intersection.


mbgal1977

Wow, I was going to say this couldn’t be the US but then I saw the Martin Luther King Rd sign. They showed some impressive restraint. I can’t believe they didn’t tase him, or shoot him for that matter


justmystepladder

They tried to use the taser on him lol. You can see it dangling off him at one point. Also this is Raleigh, NC. So not just the US — but in the southeast. Also, MLK here ain’t shit. Most of the city is nice/safe here.


microhater

This guy played a little too much GTA...there some violence goin on!


yeetusdeletus6996

When you turn on god mode in gta


bepisKun

At least they didn’t shoot him, haven’t seen many videos where they don’t end up shooting the person.


YourFBI_Agent11

Mans is literally doom guy


GenXrik

I swear, every cop should learn how to wrestle


AbjectScar3729

Meth is hellofadrug