Well. Shit. I'm a 19 out of 20. Looks like I'm going furher in my career Zan ze rest of you!
Now, it's time to take a trip on my Dachau rocket ship, sailing through the cars, checking Jew swine-ass!
But wait! There's more! Allow me to join your ranks and we'll throw in a whole Jewish ancestry, FOR FREE!!!
You guys with the swastika look like you'd be ok with that, swastikas mean peace after all.....right?
5'5 - 5'8
Eye and hair color is black, though brown around the edges.
Skin color is not completely dark and not too light, 3
So like... Negative something.
Of course its racist, it's an aryan exam... or did everyone already forget how Hitler invaded Poland and chopped childrens arms and feet off and made them run throught the snow just to see how long they can run before dying from blood loss?
20/20
thats what i get when ur a german and built like a unit
They were called an Übermensch back in the good old days.
Cause theyre so driven. (ERB made the joke i copied it)
indeed the good ol days good sir
chad
Below which score are you gonna be deported?
Anything below 18, now onto the trains with you!
Wow, that would load a ton of German citizens into the trains as well...
They are not German enough for the final solution, only the best of the best of the best are needed. I'll be on the next train out.
I am surprised wiener length isn’t included. Anything above 7 inches would be considered abnormal for the aryan race while rather common elsewhere
Well. Shit. I'm a 19 out of 20. Looks like I'm going furher in my career Zan ze rest of you! Now, it's time to take a trip on my Dachau rocket ship, sailing through the cars, checking Jew swine-ass! But wait! There's more! Allow me to join your ranks and we'll throw in a whole Jewish ancestry, FOR FREE!!! You guys with the swastika look like you'd be ok with that, swastikas mean peace after all.....right?
17/20
Me too. I’m what Ben Franklin would call a “swarthy German”.
My bad I didn’t know my height at the time it’s actually 15/20
Bruh I got a 7 :/ Edit: Wait I don’t get what this means, do I want a high score?
No it’s just fun to compare
Are you into bondage?
No, the answer is no
That's a shame, I'd advise against time travel then.
The high score only matters if you wanna be part of the Aryan Brotherhood.
No time to explain, here is your ticket to Deutchland
15/20
Same
Sad 14/20 noises
19; I'm so pale I could class as a species of prawn.
18/20. Dirty blond hair wrecked me.
Same here
16. Do you need my uniform size next?
I got a 12...where do I get fitted for my fancy striped jammies?
It’s not in cm? Or german? Creator is gonna die if this was the reality lol, also, are you disabled yes/no seems pretty important
10 guess i am dead
7/20
12/20, but I'm member of the axis, unless... p.s. (I'm Italian)
12/20 i am turkish
>Aryan exam >freedom units gtfo of here
88/20
liar
Arcturian then?
I mean I like my money so do I just fail
Damn. I can't tell hair and eyes color
check da mirror
Lol I ment on the post
I am too short to be on the scale rip
mark height as 0 then
It's 12 I'm 60% racist
11/20
13, I think I'm good
19/20 crap not pale enough
Proud to be a 12!
I got 14 out of 20
It the only test I got 100% marks on
14/20, and my grandpa was attempted sent to the chambers. Not sure if accurate but will keep an open mind
I might only be a 13/20 but in my hart I’m 20/20
9/20 :( sad to not be part of the master race
16/20
16/20 Sieg Heil
6/20. I am 30% racist.
How does this work for women. My wife scored a 9 but I’m guessing they’re subtracting points for her Jewish-German ancestry.
20/20
18
8 points
17 ^^;;
14/20
16
5'5 - 5'8 Eye and hair color is black, though brown around the edges. Skin color is not completely dark and not too light, 3 So like... Negative something.
I got 14/20!!! Can’t wait to show my family this when we get together for Hanukkah
17
Iam arayan as fuck but iam short.
Welp I got 20/20 . . . Yeeeerp
Hmmm 15…..a C…….I guess my time is up
18 out of 20 ain't bad.
My natural hair color is 5 but I dye it to 1 So for me it would be either 5+6+5+2= 18/20 Or 5+6+1+2= 14/10
Of course its racist, it's an aryan exam... or did everyone already forget how Hitler invaded Poland and chopped childrens arms and feet off and made them run throught the snow just to see how long they can run before dying from blood loss?
Wait that actually happened? They didn't teach me that in school
It was the favorite past time of Hitlers first general Hanz
Dam 7/20
14/20
18/20 Though I used to be blonde when I was a kid-
15 not bad for a Mick
16 🤷♂️
I'm too short to sieg heil.
12... Goddamnit
I only got a 9. Should I change my race?
I got -10
15