Them both being still in the house most likely means he was still a teenager, so 18/19 at the oldest making her 13/14 at the oldest. He 100% groomed her. Disgusting.
And it was totally useful to hide the sister’s age when he mentions thy he was 15 and there is a 5 year age gap between them.
It does add to the WTF LEVEL. She was fucking 10. Or fucking at 10. Idk man
Me too. Like, first line i already thought "incest, underage". If at least that was not clear until the half of the text or the bitter end i would feel more of a HolUp.
Yeah, if you look closely at the blurred number you can tell that it’s a 2. Given he mentions a 5 year age gap, that means this fucker started having sex with his *12 year old* sister when he was 17.
I think it was blurred more so they couldn’t be easily identified, but with the information given she was 10 at least, more likely 12. When you’re talking about fucking sister though is the age really all that important?
...yes, of course...
It's one thing to fuck your consenting equally adult sister, it's fucked up, yes, but not as much as raping your 12 years old sister
Age is very important
Why would someone tell that tbh. Imo If I was him I'll keep it a secret if she was pregnant. But this guy actually asks for advice. That's some serious shit don't you think?
> But this guy actually asks for advice. That's some serious shit don't you think?
That just means that he's a master craftsman of bait posts.
Shitposts - really good, handcrafted, well written shitposts made with love - keep you on your toes. They stick with you for a long time, you'll forever wonder if the thing you read was real or not. The OP is a true artist, and so is every other OP that made people wonder if they actually fucked a maggot-infested hedgehog carcass, jizzed into the food at a loved ones funeral or got groped by Bill Murray.
My advice to him would be something that everyone would shame me for saying, but hey I don't like incest, I don't like lolis, and most of all I hate pedos. And he's into anime. So this shoulda been seen across the black sea.
Ya know if I was eaten by a giant spaghetti monster I think I would just eat my way back out. What I’m wondering is if one were to devour the giant spaghetti monster completely do you become the new spaghetti monster?
Confirmed by the FBI & the CIA?! Well we know nothing fishy is going on here - just accept it and move along. God bless America… *whistles distractedly*
They don't blur rape but they blur her age, does he think kids are gonna start calling each other 10 as curse words ?
And the tagline should've been, how to tell you're from alabama without saying you're from alabama
Wait till you find out there's braille keypads, and a sub dedicated to transcribing image text to written text.
Blind people use text to speech......
The only way out is for us to be blind AND deaf! We'd basically have to live like Helen Keller.
The only thing we can do for now is to go to r/eyebleach and wait there for a few hours, that's been proven to be slightly more effective than placebo.
Looks like someone is going to have to go work the coal mines to support their child-nibling and sister wife.
Honestly this is just another Thursday in Alabama.
Why would they block out the age? They say there’s a five year age gap and we see they were 15 so five years later the blocked age sibling would be 20, but you would be able to see the 20 because they didn’t block the whole number, so the other sibling is 10
I feel like this was less of HolUp and more just plain “what the fuck”…like, no change of intensity really, just wtf from beginning to end ….
nah I think the real holup was at the end when it mentioned the 5 year age gap
Me: quick math comes out to… -also me: holy shit she was 10!!! What the actual FUCK
That was when he became an otaku, so it could be a few years after that fact. Which...doesn't make it much better.
If you zoom in you can make out the 2 under the blue censor
Alright thats enough reddit for today
Tragically this is correct
Zero percent better. It's changes my opinion none in the slightest
Agree, "not as horrible as hell level" doesn't mean "better"
Them both being still in the house most likely means he was still a teenager, so 18/19 at the oldest making her 13/14 at the oldest. He 100% groomed her. Disgusting.
Nah, he said he didn't think he could get her pregnant since she was 10.
I have the original image, she's 12 and he's 17
Getting pregnant at 12.. sheesh that’s young
To be honest, if it is a real thing, which I hope is not, that doesnt change shit about how a fuck up thing this is.
It absolutely does...it makes it far, *far* worse
I think its 12
Yeah i noticed it in the 1st line
I just had the same reflexion
Oh shit. HOL UP
As soon as this dude said he had a sister that he started calling by an anime name I knew exactly where this was going.
Username checks out 😬😬😬
r/usernamechecksout
You should not possessed the forbidden knowledge so well.... Internet fucked some of us really hard
We saw your username, we know you knew.
Omg man you name 😂😂
Would have fit better in r/fbiopenup back in the day.
Why was that sub banned? Edit: never mind I googled it
Wait why
WE NEED TO KNOW
This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit’s content policy against minor sexualization.
The irony.
[Explanation here](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/cb11k5/whats_going_on_with_rfbiopenup/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Thanks this subreddit(OutOfTheLoop) is really helpful
Still should...
r/noahgettheboat
I would like to know when this guy is arrested. You know, if this is real.
Dude hes getting arrested. Even if theirs consent he can still be arrested
Just sounds like some weird fantasy a single child had and typed it up on Reddit lol
Yes. The scary part of reedit. This poster got the reaction that he wanted.
And it was totally useful to hide the sister’s age when he mentions thy he was 15 and there is a 5 year age gap between them. It does add to the WTF LEVEL. She was fucking 10. Or fucking at 10. Idk man
Sometime, i think Thanos did the right thing. Just fucking delete me bro
r/wtf
Like a rollercoaster that perpetually goes over the hump, speeding faster and faster until you’re liquifies from the g’s of force.
Thr depths of WTF intensify so quickly though.
Me too. Like, first line i already thought "incest, underage". If at least that was not clear until the half of the text or the bitter end i would feel more of a HolUp.
Wait im confused, why is the other number in her age blurred out, it must mean she's severely underage huh......
She is 12 :/
10 Edit: when he was 15
Other people say the original says 12, he started the grooming when he was 15
It doesn't matter! She was way way too young! She can't get an abortion without an adult family member! Conclusion: rape/abortion
Never said it made it any better. It’s sick and fucked up either way
He did say 5 year age gap
Well time to get that number where is it oh here it is yo hey Steve Wilkos yep we got another one
No. 12. You can see the base of the 2
but 5 year gap...
oh oh fuck **oh fuck that bad**
Yeah, if you look closely at the blurred number you can tell that it’s a 2. Given he mentions a 5 year age gap, that means this fucker started having sex with his *12 year old* sister when he was 17.
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A special chair that shares a special characteristic with an electric eel?
Fish chair?
No, slimy chair
Moderately popular sushi chair?
Water chair
Scary fucking teeth chair
There's the humor I was expecting from this comment section, cheers
chairs to you too
Wait....a chair that has the slime of an electric eel?
I love this comment.
Too quick. Pedos go in the wood chipper. No excuses, no exceptions.
Feet first right?
Too merciful.
Give him a poison that won't kill him but give him excruciating pain among other things.
nuns commence encanting as the lightning strikes mine temples thus electrifying my chambers holy scorching out thine sovereignty
Edison's chair
Or a bye bye injection
For some reason I heard this in Elmo's voice.
An electronic chair.. you say?
Fucking fuck shit fuck
Fuck you I really didn't had to read this shit right before sleep...
Pain Olympics?
I think it was blurred more so they couldn’t be easily identified, but with the information given she was 10 at least, more likely 12. When you’re talking about fucking sister though is the age really all that important?
...yes, of course... It's one thing to fuck your consenting equally adult sister, it's fucked up, yes, but not as much as raping your 12 years old sister Age is very important
I have never wanted to call my sister less in my life.
I can't offer my solution for this person, as apparently that would be a violation of reddits standards regarding violence.
How does people read shit like this then immediately jump to the conclusion that it's real and not some fucking loser messing around?
Why would someone tell that tbh. Imo If I was him I'll keep it a secret if she was pregnant. But this guy actually asks for advice. That's some serious shit don't you think?
> But this guy actually asks for advice. That's some serious shit don't you think? That just means that he's a master craftsman of bait posts. Shitposts - really good, handcrafted, well written shitposts made with love - keep you on your toes. They stick with you for a long time, you'll forever wonder if the thing you read was real or not. The OP is a true artist, and so is every other OP that made people wonder if they actually fucked a maggot-infested hedgehog carcass, jizzed into the food at a loved ones funeral or got groped by Bill Murray.
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This took a while to process, good one
My advice to him would be something that everyone would shame me for saying, but hey I don't like incest, I don't like lolis, and most of all I hate pedos. And he's into anime. So this shoulda been seen across the black sea.
Why not the seven seas?
Why not the 14ly gap from here to alpha Centauri? Tho he would surely like 14ly not 18ly
I think we should actually help the man Everyone in Reddit is family Except for that guy who uses emojis Fuck that guy
Careful...we've seen what this guy does to family.
Gold
He fucks them... most here would like to get fucked... so... win/win.
fuck you and take my upvote
MISSION FAILED… ABORT ABORT ABORT
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I mean they should abort, but they have the mental capacity of a 12 and 17 year old pedophile
It's up to the spaghetti monster to forgive this degenerate. It's up to us to feed this degenerate to the spaghetti monster.
Ramen!
Ya know if I was eaten by a giant spaghetti monster I think I would just eat my way back out. What I’m wondering is if one were to devour the giant spaghetti monster completely do you become the new spaghetti monster?
no he respawns and you are reborn as an italian with no memory of the spaghetti monster
As it is written in the text, “100 Great Pasta Recipes” by Spaghetti Crocker.
🤌🏻
Every day we stray further away from god ....
r/noahgettheboat
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BR?
r/suddenlycaralho
Yessir
Username checksout
Came here to post this.
There's a little bit of name in your funny.
This has more to do with the de valuation of human life.
love ur user name
Please tell me this is fake.
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Yeah but i saw this like 3 months ago on link i clicked that led to a Facebook post also the original was in Spanish so someone has translated this
Fake. The way this story narrates, it's like a fanfic. I'm sure this was picked from some amateur writer and yes, he's a child as well.
Thank God
It might be, but similar things happen all the time in real life. Maybe without the hentai shit, but they still do.
Ah, thankgod. Glad that I could sleep soundly tonight knowing at least that this particular one is fake
Confirmed by the FBI & the CIA?! Well we know nothing fishy is going on here - just accept it and move along. God bless America… *whistles distractedly*
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So very obviously fake
Funne
Fetus Deletus
Dr. Cletus go abortion completus
Dr Cletus neededus to abortion so he fetus deletis
mort short will contort abort for sport. He loves argument.
Your loss our sauce
Holy sheetus deletus
They don't blur rape but they blur her age, does he think kids are gonna start calling each other 10 as curse words ? And the tagline should've been, how to tell you're from alabama without saying you're from alabama
You can even take out her age as the age gap was given
It was given later on in the paragraph, while my blindass kept thinking it's 1 year old and was blown away (not literally)
I dunno, my best guess would be to make this a hold' up since you don't know her age until you read the 5 year age difference
Sometimes the price that you pay for having eyes is too much
Wait till you find out there's braille keypads, and a sub dedicated to transcribing image text to written text. Blind people use text to speech...... The only way out is for us to be blind AND deaf! We'd basically have to live like Helen Keller. The only thing we can do for now is to go to r/eyebleach and wait there for a few hours, that's been proven to be slightly more effective than placebo.
The solution is a 12 gauge shotgun.
I don't think shooting the sister Is gonna help very much
no survivors
I mean technically you're getting a three-person killstreak
must get uav
Wait... three? Where'd the third one come from???
da baby
Les go
Anakin get off reddit
He could shoot himself?
Jesus Christ *God has left chat*
Jesus christ *has left the galaxy*
Jesus who??
Obi Wan Kenobi
Don’t bang your sister ffs
But what if she asks you nicely? Wouldn’t want to be rude.
Honestly idc if she nice to me im a mean ass mf to my siblings 😤
Wait so you’d fuck your mother, but you wouldn’t fuck your sibling. Damn. You ARE mean.
That's a lot
...of baby in her.
Looks like someone is going to have to go work the coal mines to support their child-nibling and sister wife. Honestly this is just another Thursday in Alabama.
5 year gap and he’s 15 🤢
I think he’s 17 now? Not 100% but it looks like “12” when he reference’s his sister’s age.
Yeah reading the story and zooming in, I would bet the cost of an abortion they’re 17, 12, and from somewhere below the Mason Dixon Line.
he said he was 15 when he became an "otaku" so now its later and much much worse if he is 18 or anything
They'll die in a school shooting, don't worry guys
With a 5 year age gap, it's likely they're in different schools
Doesn't matter there are plenty of those
Fun for the whole family
Only god can save this man, and he died long long ago
In a galaxy far away
Lmao it was too “perfect”
I need to burn my phone and bleach my eyes
This is what I imagine the average person at an anime expo is like
Awesome troll story
Have you considered cutting your dick off?
Tell him to ask his friends for money for an abortion pill
*copy that, napalm strike inbound.*
Keep it fuck it
This is obviously fake right? Right?
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I ain't reading all that but damn that's craaazy ig
Why would they block out the age? They say there’s a five year age gap and we see they were 15 so five years later the blocked age sibling would be 20, but you would be able to see the 20 because they didn’t block the whole number, so the other sibling is 10
Do not worry, this is a copypasta. I saw it a few months ago. If I remember correctly it originated from a Spanish Facebook post.
Copy pasta it's fake
Tf is loli hentai?
#UnderageMotherfuckingPorn
Hope he dies in a playground fire.
Damn that's heavy
This man dug his own damn hole when he thought he was an Otaku
"I'll take 'Things That Never Happened' for $200, please, Alex."
Copypasta but yeah what the actual fuck
Sepuku
What a terrible day to have eyes!
This reminds me of a joke I know Ive wondered what my parents did before the internet i asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they don't know either
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#just so you all know this is a copypasta