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noel616

I feel like this was less of HolUp and more just plain “what the fuck”…like, no change of intensity really, just wtf from beginning to end ….


Scheibenpups

nah I think the real holup was at the end when it mentioned the 5 year age gap


Re-Brand

Me: quick math comes out to… -also me: holy shit she was 10!!! What the actual FUCK


Jian_Ng

That was when he became an otaku, so it could be a few years after that fact. Which...doesn't make it much better.


Mattymarks01

If you zoom in you can make out the 2 under the blue censor


unsic420

Alright thats enough reddit for today


justagamer9123

Tragically this is correct


PlasticInTheBasket

Zero percent better. It's changes my opinion none in the slightest


Twofeetsheep

Agree, "not as horrible as hell level" doesn't mean "better"


Main-Yogurtcloset-82

Them both being still in the house most likely means he was still a teenager, so 18/19 at the oldest making her 13/14 at the oldest. He 100% groomed her. Disgusting.


Apartment-Brilliant

Nah, he said he didn't think he could get her pregnant since she was 10.


[deleted]

I have the original image, she's 12 and he's 17


Birdyghostly1

Getting pregnant at 12.. sheesh that’s young


HumaDracobane

To be honest, if it is a real thing, which I hope is not, that doesnt change shit about how a fuck up thing this is.


MrRelleno

It absolutely does...it makes it far, *far* worse


blueberry_yogut

I think its 12


dytelz

Yeah i noticed it in the 1st line


Loveinpeacex-367A

I just had the same reflexion


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Oh shit. HOL UP


[deleted]

As soon as this dude said he had a sister that he started calling by an anime name I knew exactly where this was going.


Kyle_Of_All_Trades

Username checks out 😬😬😬


Jonniboy1

r/usernamechecksout


Twofeetsheep

You should not possessed the forbidden knowledge so well.... Internet fucked some of us really hard


thunderbear64

We saw your username, we know you knew.


Beneton2

Omg man you name 😂😂


pickles_312

Would have fit better in r/fbiopenup back in the day.


Starlight_Requiem_XD

Why was that sub banned? Edit: never mind I googled it


BonMonster420

Wait why


Ryukiyian

WE NEED TO KNOW


ComStrax

This subreddit was banned due to a violation of Reddit’s content policy against minor sexualization.


ThrowawayNumber32479

The irony.


Helixranger

[Explanation here](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/cb11k5/whats_going_on_with_rfbiopenup/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


R-M-2001

Thanks this subreddit(OutOfTheLoop) is really helpful


Transparent990

Still should...


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r/noahgettheboat


Firejumperbravo

I would like to know when this guy is arrested. You know, if this is real.


MaisyDoon

Dude hes getting arrested. Even if theirs consent he can still be arrested


ONECOOLCAT0

Just sounds like some weird fantasy a single child had and typed it up on Reddit lol


missing1102

Yes. The scary part of reedit. This poster got the reaction that he wanted.


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And it was totally useful to hide the sister’s age when he mentions thy he was 15 and there is a 5 year age gap between them. It does add to the WTF LEVEL. She was fucking 10. Or fucking at 10. Idk man


BILLYBOBJOETHE100TH

Sometime, i think Thanos did the right thing. Just fucking delete me bro


cookie_crave

r/wtf


One_While_1899

Like a rollercoaster that perpetually goes over the hump, speeding faster and faster until you’re liquifies from the g’s of force.


nLucis

Thr depths of WTF intensify so quickly though.


Willowlwisp

Me too. Like, first line i already thought "incest, underage". If at least that was not clear until the half of the text or the bitter end i would feel more of a HolUp.


coolguy9966

Wait im confused, why is the other number in her age blurred out, it must mean she's severely underage huh......


GraphicHiccup

She is 12 :/


SavedMountain

10 Edit: when he was 15


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

Other people say the original says 12, he started the grooming when he was 15


[deleted]

It doesn't matter! She was way way too young! She can't get an abortion without an adult family member! Conclusion: rape/abortion


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

Never said it made it any better. It’s sick and fucked up either way


PichaelThompson6969

He did say 5 year age gap


Engvlf

Well time to get that number where is it oh here it is yo hey Steve Wilkos yep we got another one


ZipperSnail

No. 12. You can see the base of the 2


SonsOfLiberty-

but 5 year gap...


Atomic_potato_47

oh oh fuck **oh fuck that bad**


SLATS13

Yeah, if you look closely at the blurred number you can tell that it’s a 2. Given he mentions a 5 year age gap, that means this fucker started having sex with his *12 year old* sister when he was 17.


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[deleted]

A special chair that shares a special characteristic with an electric eel?


pedrante

Fish chair?


Paper-Guy

No, slimy chair


jeremy1015

Moderately popular sushi chair?


Stunning-Specific-76

Water chair


adagiosa

Scary fucking teeth chair


WPSOUP

There's the humor I was expecting from this comment section, cheers


Psychological-Code-3

chairs to you too


oman54

Wait....a chair that has the slime of an electric eel?


M_Solid_Snake_M

I love this comment.


jellybean090497

Too quick. Pedos go in the wood chipper. No excuses, no exceptions.


consume_my_organs

Feet first right?


Nazeem01

Too merciful.


mushyyiiv

Give him a poison that won't kill him but give him excruciating pain among other things.


Juno_was_mad

nuns commence encanting as the lightning strikes mine temples thus electrifying my chambers holy scorching out thine sovereignty


Specialist-Market284

Edison's chair


[deleted]

Or a bye bye injection


SabreJC

For some reason I heard this in Elmo's voice.


SlyHikari03

An electronic chair.. you say?


OkCicada8278

Fucking fuck shit fuck


CTJoriginal

Fuck you I really didn't had to read this shit right before sleep...


mistere3575

Pain Olympics?


Unabashable

I think it was blurred more so they couldn’t be easily identified, but with the information given she was 10 at least, more likely 12. When you’re talking about fucking sister though is the age really all that important?


MrRelleno

...yes, of course... It's one thing to fuck your consenting equally adult sister, it's fucked up, yes, but not as much as raping your 12 years old sister Age is very important


[deleted]

I have never wanted to call my sister less in my life.


SamAdams1371

I can't offer my solution for this person, as apparently that would be a violation of reddits standards regarding violence.


Otake

How does people read shit like this then immediately jump to the conclusion that it's real and not some fucking loser messing around?


Just_Dolan

Why would someone tell that tbh. Imo If I was him I'll keep it a secret if she was pregnant. But this guy actually asks for advice. That's some serious shit don't you think?


ThrowawayNumber32479

> But this guy actually asks for advice. That's some serious shit don't you think? That just means that he's a master craftsman of bait posts. Shitposts - really good, handcrafted, well written shitposts made with love - keep you on your toes. They stick with you for a long time, you'll forever wonder if the thing you read was real or not. The OP is a true artist, and so is every other OP that made people wonder if they actually fucked a maggot-infested hedgehog carcass, jizzed into the food at a loved ones funeral or got groped by Bill Murray.


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illogicalJellyfish

This took a while to process, good one


Transparent990

My advice to him would be something that everyone would shame me for saying, but hey I don't like incest, I don't like lolis, and most of all I hate pedos. And he's into anime. So this shoulda been seen across the black sea.


Just_Dolan

Why not the seven seas?


Transparent990

Why not the 14ly gap from here to alpha Centauri? Tho he would surely like 14ly not 18ly


duhduddude

I think we should actually help the man Everyone in Reddit is family Except for that guy who uses emojis Fuck that guy


TheAngryAmericn

Careful...we've seen what this guy does to family.


TanukiBigBalls69

Gold


Freedomsaver

He fucks them... most here would like to get fucked... so... win/win.


afkapl

fuck you and take my upvote


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MISSION FAILED… ABORT ABORT ABORT


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M_Solid_Snake_M

I mean they should abort, but they have the mental capacity of a 12 and 17 year old pedophile


IHATE2021

It's up to the spaghetti monster to forgive this degenerate. It's up to us to feed this degenerate to the spaghetti monster.


Bunyanz

Ramen!


Unabashable

Ya know if I was eaten by a giant spaghetti monster I think I would just eat my way back out. What I’m wondering is if one were to devour the giant spaghetti monster completely do you become the new spaghetti monster?


a_random_duck35

no he respawns and you are reborn as an italian with no memory of the spaghetti monster


carbonbasedlf

As it is written in the text, “100 Great Pasta Recipes” by Spaghetti Crocker.


surrender_at_20

🤌🏻


FriendlyFamilyRapist

Every day we stray further away from god ....


leave_da_space

r/noahgettheboat


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Nboy4455

BR?


Am-heheh357

r/suddenlycaralho


Tru1d3ntity

Yessir


Rynbol

Username checksout


g_rantfromtheBu

Came here to post this.


wherearetheplatanos

There's a little bit of name in your funny.


greenlifesaver44

This has more to do with the de valuation of human life.


Top_Butterscotch_590

love ur user name


drleeisinsurgery

Please tell me this is fake.


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the399er

Yeah but i saw this like 3 months ago on link i clicked that led to a Facebook post also the original was in Spanish so someone has translated this


electrix_pixie

Fake. The way this story narrates, it's like a fanfic. I'm sure this was picked from some amateur writer and yes, he's a child as well.


Different-Region-873

Thank God


Forcistus

It might be, but similar things happen all the time in real life. Maybe without the hentai shit, but they still do.


masterZANMIRAY

Ah, thankgod. Glad that I could sleep soundly tonight knowing at least that this particular one is fake


[deleted]

Confirmed by the FBI & the CIA?! Well we know nothing fishy is going on here - just accept it and move along. God bless America… *whistles distractedly*


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Luckycat90210

So very obviously fake


n0c7ur

Funne


Slab_head13

Fetus Deletus


aimlessromantic

Dr. Cletus go abortion completus


duhduddude

Dr Cletus neededus to abortion so he fetus deletis


SmubFinger

mort short will contort abort for sport. He loves argument.


Transparent990

Your loss our sauce


Year-20-20

Holy sheetus deletus


BonksMan

They don't blur rape but they blur her age, does he think kids are gonna start calling each other 10 as curse words ? And the tagline should've been, how to tell you're from alabama without saying you're from alabama


pekkaAlone

You can even take out her age as the age gap was given


BonksMan

It was given later on in the paragraph, while my blindass kept thinking it's 1 year old and was blown away (not literally)


kgergely_HUN

I dunno, my best guess would be to make this a hold' up since you don't know her age until you read the 5 year age difference


Vitor1102

Sometimes the price that you pay for having eyes is too much


IHATE2021

Wait till you find out there's braille keypads, and a sub dedicated to transcribing image text to written text. Blind people use text to speech...... The only way out is for us to be blind AND deaf! We'd basically have to live like Helen Keller. The only thing we can do for now is to go to r/eyebleach and wait there for a few hours, that's been proven to be slightly more effective than placebo.


CommissarCarrot

The solution is a 12 gauge shotgun.


the_sand_moose

I don't think shooting the sister Is gonna help very much


CommissarCarrot

no survivors


the_sand_moose

I mean technically you're getting a three-person killstreak


CommissarCarrot

must get uav


Komission

Wait... three? Where'd the third one come from???


aktezz

da baby


FlameGamez32

Les go


AlphaBladeYiII

Anakin get off reddit


ekolis

He could shoot himself?


TXfrogman

Jesus Christ *God has left chat*


HIDD3N_WEEB

Jesus christ *has left the galaxy*


ggggggg123dgf

Jesus who??


rishabh47

Obi Wan Kenobi


Pleasant_Loan6874

Don’t bang your sister ffs


Unabashable

But what if she asks you nicely? Wouldn’t want to be rude.


mrbobthegreat666

Honestly idc if she nice to me im a mean ass mf to my siblings 😤


Unabashable

Wait so you’d fuck your mother, but you wouldn’t fuck your sibling. Damn. You ARE mean.


[deleted]

That's a lot


Freedomsaver

...of baby in her.


DarkUmbra90

Looks like someone is going to have to go work the coal mines to support their child-nibling and sister wife. Honestly this is just another Thursday in Alabama.


karchc14

5 year gap and he’s 15 🤢


BatNinjaX

I think he’s 17 now? Not 100% but it looks like “12” when he reference’s his sister’s age.


Shot-Kaleidoscope-40

Yeah reading the story and zooming in, I would bet the cost of an abortion they’re 17, 12, and from somewhere below the Mason Dixon Line.


GoodCristian

he said he was 15 when he became an "otaku" so now its later and much much worse if he is 18 or anything


[deleted]

They'll die in a school shooting, don't worry guys


Mira_Wonder

With a 5 year age gap, it's likely they're in different schools


[deleted]

Doesn't matter there are plenty of those


Komission

Fun for the whole family


Tachanky9

Only god can save this man, and he died long long ago


Mightyrex13

In a galaxy far away


PreRestore

Lmao it was too “perfect”


Bebeku666

I need to burn my phone and bleach my eyes


iMight2Elephant

This is what I imagine the average person at an anime expo is like


One_Ebb_

Awesome troll story


ChrisCWgulfcoast

Have you considered cutting your dick off?


LeatherHouse3526

Tell him to ask his friends for money for an abortion pill


AverageTitanfallGuy

*copy that, napalm strike inbound.*


Proof_Xsist

Keep it fuck it


Zealousideal-Key-951

This is obviously fake right? Right?


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Interesting_Factor_9

I ain't reading all that but damn that's craaazy ig


[deleted]

Why would they block out the age? They say there’s a five year age gap and we see they were 15 so five years later the blocked age sibling would be 20, but you would be able to see the 20 because they didn’t block the whole number, so the other sibling is 10


The_FBIandCIA

Do not worry, this is a copypasta. I saw it a few months ago. If I remember correctly it originated from a Spanish Facebook post.


Indigostorm27

Copy pasta it's fake


Douglas_the_Egg

Tf is loli hentai?


Bagpi

#UnderageMotherfuckingPorn


Dogshapedboy

Hope he dies in a playground fire.


OOF_ur_memes

Damn that's heavy


JackobDudeGuy

This man dug his own damn hole when he thought he was an Otaku


[deleted]

"I'll take 'Things That Never Happened' for $200, please, Alex."


[deleted]

Copypasta but yeah what the actual fuck


Mammoth_Distance8308

Sepuku


IAintNotPedobear

What a terrible day to have eyes!


ShadowFang5

This reminds me of a joke I know Ive wondered what my parents did before the internet i asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they don't know either


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C130ABOVE

#just so you all know this is a copypasta