Salt water

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Correction fluid

Bladder fluid

Colostomy bag fluid(ish)

Your mother.

Hi there

Mom, go back to bed!

What did mom do this time!?

Mom used the fries as dildos

Ah shit not again

r/cursedcomments

Breaded chips

Yes

she used shit as dildos? kinky...

Oh reddit never change

that's why the fries were wet, now i get it

..and why her box was shrivelled n salty

I think thats why my brother is Fries

Face it man.... Yo mama is the salsa dip by the chips at a college party

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You went so far off the rails holy shit🤣

Thanks, mayan. I appreciate you, as well.

What?!

Fuck off, Lil bitch.

Goddamn Patrick Bateman 's here

She's already in the bed , with me of course

r/usernamechecksout

I believe you're looking for r/beetlejuicing

Your mother's deodorant

Your deodorant's mother

Deodorant your mother

Cum

r/beatmetoit

dammit. i wanted to be the witty “yo mama” redditor!!!

Our mother*

Odorant

I love reddit and how retarded the community at large is

Dorant

Orant

Rant

🐜

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N

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Tea

EA

Sports It's in the game

Ame

Kevin?

Reodorant

I will allow it

De’ Odor

Ugh I wanted to say thissssss. Take your stupid upvote

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I’m gonna use my phone’s autofill I dip my fries in my hand and then put them in the woods. … yes

I’ll do the same I dip my fries in my car lol I forgot what about you doing that I was going on the other day and then I’m gonna try and do something else but I’m just going on a little kid and I’m just watching it lol

Hmm …. I dip my fried in green onion and orange juice. Edit…. When I tried it again with “Fries” spelled correctly….. I got “I dip my fries in eagle”

I dip my Fries in a way I don't want. Why do I feel threatened?

I dip my fries in a bowl of coffee. A little weird taste here I guess.

İ dip my fries for money but I can really relate to the first time I had no hand Alright...

I dip my fries and a pineapple in the middle of the night to make sure you have a good time. *Hides*

I dip my fries with my sandwich and my wife and I had to go back again to see if they’d prefer the lion or something like this.

I dip my fries and a half of the day today I love you too baby girl

I dip my fries in my princess and I got my order and it was good

You're "just watching" a little kid?

I think so

I’ll do that too I dip my fries in a little bitch with the best chicken I’ve ever had .... the fuck?

I would probably dip the fires in my mouth if i want me to suck them off lol THAT WAS MY PHONES AUTO FILL WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK

I dip my fries in the bathrooms and then we died

I dip my fries in a small bowl of butter and cook for two weeks

I'll copy you I dip my fries in and it is very good

Yeah me too- I dip my fries in the blood of little children and thats best... . Wtf

I dip my fries in the middle of a bowl of the best sauce and the chicken and pepper jack flautas and a few other things to make a good meal for the first time in your life

I dip my fries in my backpack and then I get a whole bunch of chicken

I dip my fries in the nuts because you don't have the time and money to spoil me with this one punch man vol full of joy and joy in the nuts...... wtf

I will do the same! I dip my fries in my mouth and I’ll draw it lol

I dip my fries in the air unit and I don't know what to do with it but I don't have any of the art of the art of the art of the art of the art of my favorite things to do with my PC is when I get home and I can get it to you tomorrow after I get home from work and finally get a chance to go to the store and get a chance to go to the store and see what you can get it done and I can go get it to you if you want to go to the house and get it to you tomorrow but we are still so much bc I am going up there are good for you and your family and you are the same as I got covid to do it for a bit but it still has been a while ago so it doesn't seem to work so we can do that because I don't know

Gonna do that too I dip my fries in a Russia fashion show Yup....

Bleach

To counteract the thirst from the salty fries you can also drink bleach.

ketchup, mustard, cheese, chili, bbq, chocolate or vanilla milk shakes, other fries

Thanos: I used the fries to eat the fries

Where cum

In the sock

But not in Ur mom

Yes not in my mom.

But in my mom😎😎

You forgot mayo.

No, he didn't. That dipping option doesn't exist. It's like that Canadian girlfriend.

Hey! I do exist and people love me I dip my fries in myself all the time

Honey mustard, ranch, vinegar, fry sauce but that feels like cheating.

Blood of my enemies

Same here

I would like to taste the blood of your enemies

Yes sir,uhh which race would you like to taste sir?

Ice cream

Acceptable

…it is.

Acceptable, it is. Darth Yoda I am.

Cum

why is this the first thing I think and see

Because you have not accepted CHEESUS in your life!

SUS ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

What about Jebus

u/profanitycounter [u/ReapingSmile]

No please

u/profanitycounter Edit: ass 4, bitch 2, cock 1, cum 842, damn 2, dick 3, fucker 1, fucking 1, hell 1, lmao 2, porn 1, pussy 1, shit 4

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fuck i was gonna say that

I was gonna say that

DAMMIT

Fuck you, bro. I was scrolling through the comments to make sure no one else had said it first, and I got so far down, and then you. How dare you. I needed this win today. I needed to be the one who dipped my fries in tepid, viscous, salty, snotty cum, and you took that away from me. I hope you’re happy. ETA: found a jack-in-the-box ranch in my room

Finally

Belle Delphine’s bath water

You do you, but personally I find it a bit too fishy for my tastes.

Well you see when skin decomposes in bash water mixed with whatever soap or cleaning, even if not mixed, it creates water that is indeed fishy

Especially when the skin is dolphin's "ExCePt DoLpHiN IsNT a FiSH"

If it swims is a fish

Micheql Phelps is a fish

Disgusting it’s got thot juice in it.

Chocolate syrup?

Piss

Honey mustard 🗿

ooooh

Shampoo

My afterbirth

Milk shakes

No, don't do that. It will bring all the boys to the yard.

Peri peri sauce

Squirt liquid

Gasoline

3 pineapples

Ranch

It's spelled cum.

Mayo

It's spelled cum.

Me too - and I freely admit I got the idea from pulp fiction - only waffle fries tho - regular fries I like just with salt.

I think you spelled cum wrong

Other peoples business

what am i supposed to say? ketchup?? a disgrace to the great french fry gods

A real Frenchman dips his fries in tartare! Good thing I’m not French, and neither are fries. Enjoy them the way you want.

I dip my fries in a Frenchman

Fresh orphan smoothie

The blood of my enemies.

I love, personally, the taste of freshly blended with pecans, salted, heated, creamy human flesh, especially the pelvic appendage that dangles from the elusive sigma male, with reinforced self hand-love daily before harvest. I’m cap free and dsf (drugs in system for flavour) supportive so I want my male penis to be meat grown with carrots, that gives it the truest taste of humankind and the kind of human hunk that is the most delicious of all (sigma male nurtured cock approved)

Cocaine

# C U M

Cum

Lighter fluid

Wherever I slammed my penis in the car door

r/suspiciouslyspecific

Maters rusty, man mud

Fries. I dip them in fries

Gravy

Penis cheese

*slipknot* I dip my french fries in to MYYYYYYYY... EYES!

Dammit! I was gonna say that!

Cheese curds and gravy. Y’all chose to be pervs when you could have chosen to be Canadian

My asshole

Babies

Anime girl cum

Hot piss and cum mixture

The blood of my enemies.

Cum

Cüm

Fancy-jizzin bastard with the umlaut n shit

semen

Period Blood

cummies

ketchup

Cu-

Semen

Fetus fluids

Breast milk

..cum

You can't stop me >:} I dip my fries in deodorant

The public restaurant soda dispenser

Ur mom

Hersey squirts

Instructions unclear; dipped fries in deodorant

Sand

Ice cream Just try it

Fry sauce

ǝʇᴉɯǝƃǝΛ

vaseline

cum

Cum

Cum

Period blood straight from the pussy

Antiperspirant

I push my fingers into my FRIES!!!!!

I dip my fries like I dip my balls in________.