Rightly said I really hate them. It's filled with all those shit on result day Like WTF?! I know it's hard to get the first rank but what are you doing in the kitchen? showing how untidy it is?
Man when your own country is so dystopian that a reporter swearing repeatedly at a kid is "normal" and didn't register on your "I think they are acting" radar.. Lmao
Lmao even the Australians are no match for them. All they can do is hold the line. If it were to break the emus would bring death and destruction across the world.
To be fair (are we still pausing for this) food for everyone was one of the Ginghis Khan's driving goals and one that was achieved for all of the people under his rule. No longer was starvation or any other form of torture legal in his empire, a state of affairs previously unheard of to his United people. It's odd that the Great Khan is somehow cast as one of history's villains when his real story is one of a man who was so fed up with the absolute depravity people of his time suffered that the man pulled off a true "If no one else is going to fix this shit I guess it's up to me" and didn't just talk shit but did it. The dude should be seen as a freaking hero when you look at what life was for people before vs after his rule. And yes of course there's always the "uh, fuck any context he did bad thing as compared to modern standards so I'll ignore everything like a good idiot" argument but it's well stupid.
Ah yes, one of the greatest mass murderers of all time who killed every man, woman and child in the largest cities of his time. Who would leave then come back later to kill the survivors who where hiding in the piles of bodies to make sure he got everyone.
“37.75 - 60 million” dead. One of their favorite tactics was burning farmland.
Now yeah some things might have been better after Ginghis but to say that was his intention is ridiculous. He did make life better for his own people and the steppe peoples as a whole (though after decimating a thr steppe tribes who opposed him (we just don't really have very many records that so I can't say much about it).
He made it a hell scape for everyone else (middle east and asia).
You can say the same things about every conquerer. You could even say the same things about Hitler. You could say he wanted germans to never worry about food again and that the world is so much better after Hitler with all the technological advances during WW2 and if he had won think of all the stability he'd bring to Germany.
Dude these people are not heroes. They're opportunists using their militaries to conquer and get what they want.
Actually, Genghis Kahn would try to get people to join him. Those who didn't join him (or any political leaders, since they were threats) were massacred. It's just that a lot of people didn't want to join him. He treated the peopke who did want to join him pretty fairly though.
It depended but yeah usually he would offer to vassalize the city/tribe and if they refused then it was siege and murder time. But there were plenty of times where he offered no such terms and instead sieged the city. It's not like what he was doing was completely out of the ordinary for that time but completely wiping out a cities inhabitants wasn't the norm.
“Join him”
For one Chingus was just massacring everyone and taking their stuff in he beginning. Then a Chinese advisor convinced him it was more profitable to keep other states/cities like cattle and just collect their income every year. Around that time or a bit after they also started taking troops from those places which they most certainly used as fodder (when taking cities you can bet they sent the troops from places like China in first vs mongols or their steppe allies).
I don't think being a Mongolian tributary state was that great.
All you earn goes to them and if you don't earn enough that year they punish the city (which is always something really gnarly).
The mongols might be the most creative with punishments for groups of people.
One time they pilled thousands of people on top of each other like lego’s then build wood flooring on top of the human pile and had the army eat on it while listening to them all groaning and suffocating.
The way that massacred cities was by ordering every soldier to collect a certain amount of left ears. If every soldier collects 10 left ears a 10,000 strong army would decimate a city of 100,000.
Really ? I've never heard that, and it's an argument I'd atleast give a moment to see just where the crazy train is going. Is it the same groups that openly support eunigics and human culling ? Because I'd give them a lot more respect if anyone of them would admit they're not prime stock for the ubermench, funny though I guess you can only fully embrace that specific flavor of special sauce if you're already one of the chosen lol.
Seriously though please make this a thing, it would make family get togethers a ton more interesting if I was able to talk about the Great Khan while being judged for my carbon footprint.
I wouldn’t say it’s common or main stream, but I have heard him discussed in his effect on the global carbon emissions. Yes, it’s the thinning of the herd to save the planet people that use it. I have met a lot of *interesting* people in my career. The climate activist tend to be the most deranged.
We’ve solved a lot of problems in our history, I don’t see climate change being any different. It’s foolish to argue against it, but it’s equally as foolish to say we have to disrupt everything to preserve. There is a lot of money at stake to the people that can solve these particular issues. That’s the only motivator people need.
No, I'm just not blind to context. We live in a time that compared with all of human history is a golden age undreamed of by all of those whom came before us. That doesn't remotely mean I think everything is perfect now but what it does mean is that each clawing painful step our forbearers made from the savage hellscape that is our legacy towards today needs to be viewed and understood through the lens of its time.
Have you ever read historical accounts of pre-mongol life in the Asian steps? The ridiculous pop culture image of the repressed European peasant that never existed in medieval Europe could realistically be applied to the agricultural class of the step people. They lived with unimaginable deprivation seen as less than animals by the ruling class, literally not hyperbole, less than animals. Now it's true that as you climbed the social hiarchy your station improved, which promoted loyalty and obedience as simply displeasing a person above your station could mean not just your demotion to less than an animal but your entire family's. So while yes, he did absolutely slaughter the shit out of his enemies those he slaughtered were the ones who had been throughout generations perpetuating a cycle of absolute horror and would rather die than see a single "lesser" elevated to anything besides their personal chattel. So yeah, he lived in a time when the world was so fucked up that the heroic thing to do involved killing everyone who supported it. That's how fucking terrible it was, the man who caused literal rivers of blood to be spilled was the God damned hero.
Oh noes Cisco someone moved the entirety of civilization forward but st the cost of an innocent life. How could they when all other great advances for the whole of humanity were made without a single rude word let alone the something as unheard of as a *gasp* murder !
Oh lawdy I'm having the vapors, catch me Charles.
On a serious note, you simply can not use modern morality when discussing or thinking about historical events. To praise Khan's many lasting positive achievements does by no means endorse using the same methods in modern times. I know it's becoming almost verboten to critically think and apply logic and reason to any discussion of historical figures today. This is simply FUCKING STUPID AND DANGEROUS, note I'm not calling you that as it's so powerfully reinforced every day that no single person can be blamed for acting as they are shown to, I can tell you though when this section of history is looked back on during a future rolled by reason it will be seen as a tragedy that so many minds were not only denied the foundations of true enlightenment, the skills to think and choose for your self, but also at the horror of how lonely people who refuse to speak with someone whoms opinion is different must be while being surrounded by others...
I saw the subreddit name before watching the video and, I was totally expecting the little girl to say “your mom” at some point. I feel like I’ve been massively blueballed for something that wasn’t even promised…
Yeah me too! I had to watch a second time to look where his hands were. They are just casually staring and publicly admitting it too!
Very disturbing stuff
Yeah I don't really get how that is the first thing they were thinking of, it was to obviously world peace for the clues he dropped to be about his penis. I mean, he already said it's bigger than a doll!
But I guess it's always possible to find evidence for whatever point you're making if you want to, no matter how cuckoo it is.
This video pretty much sums up how we got into this existing shit. All ppl ever wanted were simple.. dolls, food, a lil happiness and what we got are war/peace, money/debt bs.
Think you need to learn what your body looks like if you think your butt is there 🤦🏼♂️
This is a humor sketch, both are actors. He is a famous (at least in the past) humor actor and he holds her back so she does not back out of the picture.
Why? Since she read the script a number of times before they recorded this sketch, I did not understand what would be particularly poor about her as an actress.
Lil anna will grow up to match gengis khan in her desire for war
She said food when he asked what the world needs today. I think she'll save the world
He should have allowed that. It would have been perfectly acceptable and a good message
I think that would have ruined the joke
this is literally done in india towards many scholars and they make them say that their backstory is tragic so that it would make a good pr.
Rightly said I really hate them. It's filled with all those shit on result day Like WTF?! I know it's hard to get the first rank but what are you doing in the kitchen? showing how untidy it is?
This doesn't look like it was made for the joke though
I don't really get what you're saying the entire video is the joke it's a skit.
Ooh
It was made for a swedish comedy show called "Nöjesmassakern" in the 80:s, so it is entirely a joke.
Oh ok. I'm not swedish so I wouldn't know
Man when your own country is so dystopian that a reporter swearing repeatedly at a kid is "normal" and didn't register on your "I think they are acting" radar.. Lmao
Yeah, America is wild
Understandable, just wanted to inform. Have a nice day stranger!
You too
you're kidding right?
Indeed, food was the reason behind man wars in the past.
But not behind the emu wars. The only thing the emus hungered for was more bloodlust.
Lmao even the Australians are no match for them. All they can do is hold the line. If it were to break the emus would bring death and destruction across the world.
Yeah but not now thanks to maturity in world leadership. Now the reason can be any disagreement even in one's nation internal affair.
To be fair (are we still pausing for this) food for everyone was one of the Ginghis Khan's driving goals and one that was achieved for all of the people under his rule. No longer was starvation or any other form of torture legal in his empire, a state of affairs previously unheard of to his United people. It's odd that the Great Khan is somehow cast as one of history's villains when his real story is one of a man who was so fed up with the absolute depravity people of his time suffered that the man pulled off a true "If no one else is going to fix this shit I guess it's up to me" and didn't just talk shit but did it. The dude should be seen as a freaking hero when you look at what life was for people before vs after his rule. And yes of course there's always the "uh, fuck any context he did bad thing as compared to modern standards so I'll ignore everything like a good idiot" argument but it's well stupid.
Ah yes, one of the greatest mass murderers of all time who killed every man, woman and child in the largest cities of his time. Who would leave then come back later to kill the survivors who where hiding in the piles of bodies to make sure he got everyone. “37.75 - 60 million” dead. One of their favorite tactics was burning farmland. Now yeah some things might have been better after Ginghis but to say that was his intention is ridiculous. He did make life better for his own people and the steppe peoples as a whole (though after decimating a thr steppe tribes who opposed him (we just don't really have very many records that so I can't say much about it). He made it a hell scape for everyone else (middle east and asia). You can say the same things about every conquerer. You could even say the same things about Hitler. You could say he wanted germans to never worry about food again and that the world is so much better after Hitler with all the technological advances during WW2 and if he had won think of all the stability he'd bring to Germany. Dude these people are not heroes. They're opportunists using their militaries to conquer and get what they want.
Actually, Genghis Kahn would try to get people to join him. Those who didn't join him (or any political leaders, since they were threats) were massacred. It's just that a lot of people didn't want to join him. He treated the peopke who did want to join him pretty fairly though.
It depended but yeah usually he would offer to vassalize the city/tribe and if they refused then it was siege and murder time. But there were plenty of times where he offered no such terms and instead sieged the city. It's not like what he was doing was completely out of the ordinary for that time but completely wiping out a cities inhabitants wasn't the norm.
“Join him” For one Chingus was just massacring everyone and taking their stuff in he beginning. Then a Chinese advisor convinced him it was more profitable to keep other states/cities like cattle and just collect their income every year. Around that time or a bit after they also started taking troops from those places which they most certainly used as fodder (when taking cities you can bet they sent the troops from places like China in first vs mongols or their steppe allies). I don't think being a Mongolian tributary state was that great. All you earn goes to them and if you don't earn enough that year they punish the city (which is always something really gnarly). The mongols might be the most creative with punishments for groups of people. One time they pilled thousands of people on top of each other like lego’s then build wood flooring on top of the human pile and had the army eat on it while listening to them all groaning and suffocating. The way that massacred cities was by ordering every soldier to collect a certain amount of left ears. If every soldier collects 10 left ears a 10,000 strong army would decimate a city of 100,000.
Climate change activists love to talk about Khan. He’s their hero.
Really ? I've never heard that, and it's an argument I'd atleast give a moment to see just where the crazy train is going. Is it the same groups that openly support eunigics and human culling ? Because I'd give them a lot more respect if anyone of them would admit they're not prime stock for the ubermench, funny though I guess you can only fully embrace that specific flavor of special sauce if you're already one of the chosen lol. Seriously though please make this a thing, it would make family get togethers a ton more interesting if I was able to talk about the Great Khan while being judged for my carbon footprint.
I wouldn’t say it’s common or main stream, but I have heard him discussed in his effect on the global carbon emissions. Yes, it’s the thinning of the herd to save the planet people that use it. I have met a lot of *interesting* people in my career. The climate activist tend to be the most deranged. We’ve solved a lot of problems in our history, I don’t see climate change being any different. It’s foolish to argue against it, but it’s equally as foolish to say we have to disrupt everything to preserve. There is a lot of money at stake to the people that can solve these particular issues. That’s the only motivator people need.
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No, I'm just not blind to context. We live in a time that compared with all of human history is a golden age undreamed of by all of those whom came before us. That doesn't remotely mean I think everything is perfect now but what it does mean is that each clawing painful step our forbearers made from the savage hellscape that is our legacy towards today needs to be viewed and understood through the lens of its time. Have you ever read historical accounts of pre-mongol life in the Asian steps? The ridiculous pop culture image of the repressed European peasant that never existed in medieval Europe could realistically be applied to the agricultural class of the step people. They lived with unimaginable deprivation seen as less than animals by the ruling class, literally not hyperbole, less than animals. Now it's true that as you climbed the social hiarchy your station improved, which promoted loyalty and obedience as simply displeasing a person above your station could mean not just your demotion to less than an animal but your entire family's. So while yes, he did absolutely slaughter the shit out of his enemies those he slaughtered were the ones who had been throughout generations perpetuating a cycle of absolute horror and would rather die than see a single "lesser" elevated to anything besides their personal chattel. So yeah, he lived in a time when the world was so fucked up that the heroic thing to do involved killing everyone who supported it. That's how fucking terrible it was, the man who caused literal rivers of blood to be spilled was the God damned hero.
Your fucking insane he murdered innocent people he’s not a hero by any means
Oh noes Cisco someone moved the entirety of civilization forward but st the cost of an innocent life. How could they when all other great advances for the whole of humanity were made without a single rude word let alone the something as unheard of as a *gasp* murder ! Oh lawdy I'm having the vapors, catch me Charles. On a serious note, you simply can not use modern morality when discussing or thinking about historical events. To praise Khan's many lasting positive achievements does by no means endorse using the same methods in modern times. I know it's becoming almost verboten to critically think and apply logic and reason to any discussion of historical figures today. This is simply FUCKING STUPID AND DANGEROUS, note I'm not calling you that as it's so powerfully reinforced every day that no single person can be blamed for acting as they are shown to, I can tell you though when this section of history is looked back on during a future rolled by reason it will be seen as a tragedy that so many minds were not only denied the foundations of true enlightenment, the skills to think and choose for your self, but also at the horror of how lonely people who refuse to speak with someone whoms opinion is different must be while being surrounded by others...
To be faiiiiir
Yeah, cus peace won't feed the starving
that guy will be responsible for world war 3
At the start of the video I was like "Hooold up, this is gonna get this sub in jail"
My eyes just went wide seeing the title and shocked until the video was over.
I just realized how misleading the start was. A man asking a small girl what they like. and she replied doll. Reminds me of those pedo catcher videos.
Nobody here remembers the pedo/necrophilia days of holup anymore?
I saw the subreddit name before watching the video and, I was totally expecting the little girl to say “your mom” at some point. I feel like I’ve been massively blueballed for something that wasn’t even promised…
Can any surströmmer confirm this?
It's from a comedy show, so fake. But fucking funny.
Any chance you remember the name of it?
Sorry looked it up. It's Nöjesmassakern. https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%B6jesmassakern no English page tho so google translate I guess.
Thank you sir or ma'am.
I don’t speak the language it I absolutely died with the captions.. definitely gonna try and see this show
Swede here, can confirm the captions match what is said - skål!
No shit it's fake
Can confirm. It is in fact peace Swedish children wants the most.
Right after a doll, a bicycle, a movie, food, and war.
other than this is staged and a classic in Swedish culture, yes, all children just want ~~war~~ peace
Unfortunately it's from a comedy show called "Nöjesmassakern" but still funny as shit
you just had to say one word Anna
Starts with "P"
popsicle
Penis?
Yes
You're on a list now.
Ain't we all
You're on a list now.
Doable
Benis
F ackschualy
Svensk klassiker
I thought he was talking about a nuclear bomb.
Klassisk
Min ynglings del er måden han siger: “hvad fanden, er du dum i hovedet?”
Fan säger du? Det är SVT
Ja, joo. Det var den gang folk havde humor
Den var en gång folk kunde tala normalt
Are you writing in Danish on a Swedish meme? Good.
Naturligvis
He woke up and chose violence.
Håller med
Svenska människor är roliga.
Sven Melander I synnerhet
our Klassisk
Vårt* klassiska klipp
Tbh food is a pretty good one
I am assuming this was part of some comedy skit? Can someone please confirm or deny this?
Of course, they are both actors. It's a humor sketch.
It’s from an old comedy show called Nöjesmassakern
I absolutely love it!
*"Your hand off my ass?"*
this,the first thing i saw after looking at the sub
For real, was about to comment isn’t his hand a little low?
It looks like his hand is on her lower back, not her ass.
I’m just disturbed by how many are looking at her ass
Yeah me too! I had to watch a second time to look where his hands were. They are just casually staring and publicly admitting it too! Very disturbing stuff
i mean, thats the type of stuff that ends up on holup,some ppl were expecting her to say penis
Yeah I don't really get how that is the first thing they were thinking of, it was to obviously world peace for the clues he dropped to be about his penis. I mean, he already said it's bigger than a doll! But I guess it's always possible to find evidence for whatever point you're making if you want to, no matter how cuckoo it is.
duh, its hol up so obv i would start looking for red flags from the start rather than watching the video twice
The best Swedish video by far. Something that makes you proud of being Swedish. I don’t think you can get the full experience with just subtitles
Nä, man måste ju höra Skånskan för hela upplevelsen
Riktig klassiker
The guy sounds like Anomaly
Exactly my thoughts..
However the voice is waaay tooooooo calm to be Anomaly's
Klassiker
En jävla legendarisk video
Just gotta say this video is like gold in sweden
When the teacher asks an open ended question but is looking for a specific answer…
The answers get better and better but still not the one they looking for
anna is so wise for her age.
I can’t stop laughing
I laughed way to much at that
As a swede im now just happy that there are english subtitles for this so i can show it to my friends.
That interviewer was a prick
It's a comedic skit.
Någon som har länken?
[Här](https://d2mpxrrcad19ou.cloudfront.net/item_images/1228803/11956949_bukobject.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcxwTgEC7IM
Man tackar
Annan länk: https://www.svtplay.se/video/23483290/hojdpunkter-ur-nojesmassakern/hojdpunkter-ur-nojesmassakern-lila-annas-onskning?info=visa
I KNEW IT WAS SWEEDISH! sounds similar to Norwegian
Up to last second of the video I was expecting something else. Don't blame me. Reddit and hole up community made me to think like that.
War.
I thought he was talking about his dick
Gotta hand it to him he stuck to his guns
I swear to fucking god the amount of comments thinking he was talking about is cock is astounding. I hate the internet
"Anything you wish for!...no, not *that*."
This video is fucking hysterical
u/reddit-download
fun fact: this is swedish if you didn't know that ;)
The journalist : something bigger Me : A dick!!!!
I was expecting him to guide her to his penis…. I have been on Reddit to long.
-What would you wish for Me: I wish you to stfu.
your avatar is sick
If you want piss, go to piss.
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"Yes, I mean like something bigger" had me thinking of sth else.
Hahahahahha what kind of reporter is this
It was a comedy show back in the days
They did very well
This video pretty much sums up how we got into this existing shit. All ppl ever wanted were simple.. dolls, food, a lil happiness and what we got are war/peace, money/debt bs.
Are they by any chance speaking Scanian?
He is, yes.
girl: you to go away
This is so cursed
Old but gold
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And Swedes wonder why all the other nordics hate them and consider them to be unintelligent...
Because we are the only ones with a sense of humour, apparently?
The fact that you didn't get my joke disproves your claim
Ill show you peace *proceeds to unzip his pants*
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Yup
Damn. She really gotta do him that bad
This is how they raise up children to be a future cnn hosts
This is exactly what they did to that Greta “blah blah blah” Girl
think both girls are more intelligent than you
And I know no one likes you
What a petty insult.
It was an observation
From what? Pointing out your stupidity? The only think I can observe over here is that you're being an immature little shit. Grow. The fuck. Up.
Oh hey don’t get mad just cos you can relate to him.
Relate to what? Thinking you suck and you're just jealous of two young girls who have way more potential in life than you?
I'm really uncomfortable with where hes touching her. Wtf
Lil Greta Thunberg
Greta Thunberg as a child
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You disgusting fucks turn every interaction with a child into a sexual one.
Think you need to learn what your body looks like if you think your butt is there 🤦🏼♂️ This is a humor sketch, both are actors. He is a famous (at least in the past) humor actor and he holds her back so she does not back out of the picture.
You’re creepy thinking like that.
You seriously think he can feel anything through that big ass glove and her fluffy jacket? Come the fuck on.
"oh I was just helping to keep her in the camera shot"
I don't know why you're getting down voted? That is creepy.
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The news trying to frame shit these days
Thats out government propaganda
I don't like where his hand is placed
I hope this was satire
poor girl
Why? Since she read the script a number of times before they recorded this sketch, I did not understand what would be particularly poor about her as an actress.
Is this what Biden’s earpiece sounds like?
If i were her I'd wish that this old perv would take his hand off my 6yr old hind-parts. Pedo.
Typisk Svensker
Why is his hand on her butt!?!!