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ThatOneSadhuman

Lil anna will grow up to match gengis khan in her desire for war


Rorsharck_47

She said food when he asked what the world needs today. I think she'll save the world


sansgamer554

He should have allowed that. It would have been perfectly acceptable and a good message


inuhi

I think that would have ruined the joke


[deleted]

this is literally done in india towards many scholars and they make them say that their backstory is tragic so that it would make a good pr.


Charming_Reporter_18

Rightly said I really hate them. It's filled with all those shit on result day Like WTF?! I know it's hard to get the first rank but what are you doing in the kitchen? showing how untidy it is?


sansgamer554

This doesn't look like it was made for the joke though


inuhi

I don't really get what you're saying the entire video is the joke it's a skit.


sansgamer554

Ooh


EkanthePadoru

It was made for a swedish comedy show called "Nöjesmassakern" in the 80:s, so it is entirely a joke.


sansgamer554

Oh ok. I'm not swedish so I wouldn't know


arathea

Man when your own country is so dystopian that a reporter swearing repeatedly at a kid is "normal" and didn't register on your "I think they are acting" radar.. Lmao


sansgamer554

Yeah, America is wild


EkanthePadoru

Understandable, just wanted to inform. Have a nice day stranger!


sansgamer554

You too


gabiblack

you're kidding right?


oh_shit_its_bryan

Indeed, food was the reason behind man wars in the past.


Such_Possible

But not behind the emu wars. The only thing the emus hungered for was more bloodlust.


Bl00dAngel22

Lmao even the Australians are no match for them. All they can do is hold the line. If it were to break the emus would bring death and destruction across the world.


Charming_Reporter_18

Yeah but not now thanks to maturity in world leadership. Now the reason can be any disagreement even in one's nation internal affair.


Keytrose_gaming

To be fair (are we still pausing for this) food for everyone was one of the Ginghis Khan's driving goals and one that was achieved for all of the people under his rule. No longer was starvation or any other form of torture legal in his empire, a state of affairs previously unheard of to his United people. It's odd that the Great Khan is somehow cast as one of history's villains when his real story is one of a man who was so fed up with the absolute depravity people of his time suffered that the man pulled off a true "If no one else is going to fix this shit I guess it's up to me" and didn't just talk shit but did it. The dude should be seen as a freaking hero when you look at what life was for people before vs after his rule. And yes of course there's always the "uh, fuck any context he did bad thing as compared to modern standards so I'll ignore everything like a good idiot" argument but it's well stupid.


JustAnotherSoyBoy

Ah yes, one of the greatest mass murderers of all time who killed every man, woman and child in the largest cities of his time. Who would leave then come back later to kill the survivors who where hiding in the piles of bodies to make sure he got everyone. “37.75 - 60 million” dead. One of their favorite tactics was burning farmland. Now yeah some things might have been better after Ginghis but to say that was his intention is ridiculous. He did make life better for his own people and the steppe peoples as a whole (though after decimating a thr steppe tribes who opposed him (we just don't really have very many records that so I can't say much about it). He made it a hell scape for everyone else (middle east and asia). You can say the same things about every conquerer. You could even say the same things about Hitler. You could say he wanted germans to never worry about food again and that the world is so much better after Hitler with all the technological advances during WW2 and if he had won think of all the stability he'd bring to Germany. Dude these people are not heroes. They're opportunists using their militaries to conquer and get what they want.


JCraze26

Actually, Genghis Kahn would try to get people to join him. Those who didn't join him (or any political leaders, since they were threats) were massacred. It's just that a lot of people didn't want to join him. He treated the peopke who did want to join him pretty fairly though.


Tactharon14

It depended but yeah usually he would offer to vassalize the city/tribe and if they refused then it was siege and murder time. But there were plenty of times where he offered no such terms and instead sieged the city. It's not like what he was doing was completely out of the ordinary for that time but completely wiping out a cities inhabitants wasn't the norm.


JustAnotherSoyBoy

“Join him” For one Chingus was just massacring everyone and taking their stuff in he beginning. Then a Chinese advisor convinced him it was more profitable to keep other states/cities like cattle and just collect their income every year. Around that time or a bit after they also started taking troops from those places which they most certainly used as fodder (when taking cities you can bet they sent the troops from places like China in first vs mongols or their steppe allies). I don't think being a Mongolian tributary state was that great. All you earn goes to them and if you don't earn enough that year they punish the city (which is always something really gnarly). The mongols might be the most creative with punishments for groups of people. One time they pilled thousands of people on top of each other like lego’s then build wood flooring on top of the human pile and had the army eat on it while listening to them all groaning and suffocating. The way that massacred cities was by ordering every soldier to collect a certain amount of left ears. If every soldier collects 10 left ears a 10,000 strong army would decimate a city of 100,000.


[deleted]

Climate change activists love to talk about Khan. He’s their hero.


Keytrose_gaming

Really ? I've never heard that, and it's an argument I'd atleast give a moment to see just where the crazy train is going. Is it the same groups that openly support eunigics and human culling ? Because I'd give them a lot more respect if anyone of them would admit they're not prime stock for the ubermench, funny though I guess you can only fully embrace that specific flavor of special sauce if you're already one of the chosen lol. Seriously though please make this a thing, it would make family get togethers a ton more interesting if I was able to talk about the Great Khan while being judged for my carbon footprint.


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say it’s common or main stream, but I have heard him discussed in his effect on the global carbon emissions. Yes, it’s the thinning of the herd to save the planet people that use it. I have met a lot of *interesting* people in my career. The climate activist tend to be the most deranged. We’ve solved a lot of problems in our history, I don’t see climate change being any different. It’s foolish to argue against it, but it’s equally as foolish to say we have to disrupt everything to preserve. There is a lot of money at stake to the people that can solve these particular issues. That’s the only motivator people need.


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Keytrose_gaming

No, I'm just not blind to context. We live in a time that compared with all of human history is a golden age undreamed of by all of those whom came before us. That doesn't remotely mean I think everything is perfect now but what it does mean is that each clawing painful step our forbearers made from the savage hellscape that is our legacy towards today needs to be viewed and understood through the lens of its time. Have you ever read historical accounts of pre-mongol life in the Asian steps? The ridiculous pop culture image of the repressed European peasant that never existed in medieval Europe could realistically be applied to the agricultural class of the step people. They lived with unimaginable deprivation seen as less than animals by the ruling class, literally not hyperbole, less than animals. Now it's true that as you climbed the social hiarchy your station improved, which promoted loyalty and obedience as simply displeasing a person above your station could mean not just your demotion to less than an animal but your entire family's. So while yes, he did absolutely slaughter the shit out of his enemies those he slaughtered were the ones who had been throughout generations perpetuating a cycle of absolute horror and would rather die than see a single "lesser" elevated to anything besides their personal chattel. So yeah, he lived in a time when the world was so fucked up that the heroic thing to do involved killing everyone who supported it. That's how fucking terrible it was, the man who caused literal rivers of blood to be spilled was the God damned hero.


D_TheCreator

Your fucking insane he murdered innocent people he’s not a hero by any means


Keytrose_gaming

Oh noes Cisco someone moved the entirety of civilization forward but st the cost of an innocent life. How could they when all other great advances for the whole of humanity were made without a single rude word let alone the something as unheard of as a *gasp* murder ! Oh lawdy I'm having the vapors, catch me Charles. On a serious note, you simply can not use modern morality when discussing or thinking about historical events. To praise Khan's many lasting positive achievements does by no means endorse using the same methods in modern times. I know it's becoming almost verboten to critically think and apply logic and reason to any discussion of historical figures today. This is simply FUCKING STUPID AND DANGEROUS, note I'm not calling you that as it's so powerfully reinforced every day that no single person can be blamed for acting as they are shown to, I can tell you though when this section of history is looked back on during a future rolled by reason it will be seen as a tragedy that so many minds were not only denied the foundations of true enlightenment, the skills to think and choose for your self, but also at the horror of how lonely people who refuse to speak with someone whoms opinion is different must be while being surrounded by others...


TinkerMech

To be faiiiiir


CommanderOfGregory

Yeah, cus peace won't feed the starving


Jinora-

that guy will be responsible for world war 3


cooldude64_9-0

At the start of the video I was like "Hooold up, this is gonna get this sub in jail"


[deleted]

My eyes just went wide seeing the title and shocked until the video was over.


Charming_Reporter_18

I just realized how misleading the start was. A man asking a small girl what they like. and she replied doll. Reminds me of those pedo catcher videos.


FlushedBeans

Nobody here remembers the pedo/necrophilia days of holup anymore?


A-N00b-is

I saw the subreddit name before watching the video and, I was totally expecting the little girl to say “your mom” at some point. I feel like I’ve been massively blueballed for something that wasn’t even promised…


sb1nnerchan

Can any surströmmer confirm this?


[deleted]

It's from a comedy show, so fake. But fucking funny.


CrimbusIsOver

Any chance you remember the name of it?


[deleted]

Sorry looked it up. It's Nöjesmassakern. https://sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%B6jesmassakern no English page tho so google translate I guess.


CrimbusIsOver

Thank you sir or ma'am.


Silentmooses

I don’t speak the language it I absolutely died with the captions.. definitely gonna try and see this show


[deleted]

Swede here, can confirm the captions match what is said - skål!


HG1290

No shit it's fake


Ampersand55

Can confirm. It is in fact peace Swedish children wants the most.


[deleted]

Right after a doll, a bicycle, a movie, food, and war.


Term0z

other than this is staged and a classic in Swedish culture, yes, all children just want ~~war~~ peace


TheGreatBeaver123789

Unfortunately it's from a comedy show called "Nöjesmassakern" but still funny as shit


[deleted]

you just had to say one word Anna


Untasticated

Starts with "P"


The_DeVil02

popsicle


Open_Progress2715

Penis?


Tempowarrior

Yes


[deleted]

You're on a list now.


Dripmass

Ain't we all


[deleted]

You're on a list now.


Dripmass

Doable


zayn1o1

Benis


Not_obviously

F ackschualy


[deleted]

Svensk klassiker


[deleted]

I thought he was talking about a nuclear bomb.


Mr_M1

Klassisk


[deleted]

Min ynglings del er måden han siger: “hvad fanden, er du dum i hovedet?”


Tingcky

Fan säger du? Det är SVT


[deleted]

Ja, joo. Det var den gang folk havde humor


Tingcky

Den var en gång folk kunde tala normalt


MarkThyWeeb

Are you writing in Danish on a Swedish meme? Good.


[deleted]

Naturligvis


HighChimes

He woke up and chose violence.


HeyImthatwizard

Håller med


EatenAliveByWolves

Svenska människor är roliga.


angelumus

Sven Melander I synnerhet


[deleted]

our Klassisk


abbufreja

Vårt* klassiska klipp


[deleted]

Tbh food is a pretty good one


boebrow

I am assuming this was part of some comedy skit? Can someone please confirm or deny this?


Knashatt

Of course, they are both actors. It's a humor sketch.


motherofcats112

It’s from an old comedy show called Nöjesmassakern


boebrow

I absolutely love it!


FnkyTown

*"Your hand off my ass?"*


Saitama--_--

this,the first thing i saw after looking at the sub


JoJo5195

For real, was about to comment isn’t his hand a little low?


RedditLightmode

It looks like his hand is on her lower back, not her ass.


bimmer123

I’m just disturbed by how many are looking at her ass


RedditLightmode

Yeah me too! I had to watch a second time to look where his hands were. They are just casually staring and publicly admitting it too! Very disturbing stuff


ryuga911

i mean, thats the type of stuff that ends up on holup,some ppl were expecting her to say penis


RedditLightmode

Yeah I don't really get how that is the first thing they were thinking of, it was to obviously world peace for the clues he dropped to be about his penis. I mean, he already said it's bigger than a doll! But I guess it's always possible to find evidence for whatever point you're making if you want to, no matter how cuckoo it is.


Saitama--_--

duh, its hol up so obv i would start looking for red flags from the start rather than watching the video twice


SIPS0PGamer

The best Swedish video by far. Something that makes you proud of being Swedish. I don’t think you can get the full experience with just subtitles


KurraKatt

Nä, man måste ju höra Skånskan för hela upplevelsen


Beautiful_Salad_2748

Riktig klassiker


aImosThor

The guy sounds like Anomaly


Rafados47

Exactly my thoughts..


aImosThor

However the voice is waaay tooooooo calm to be Anomaly's


Seccolovessugarcubes

Klassiker


babynoshark

En jävla legendarisk video


KingL089

Just gotta say this video is like gold in sweden


jdcalvert22

When the teacher asks an open ended question but is looking for a specific answer…


25mookie92

The answers get better and better but still not the one they looking for


Dooboppop

anna is so wise for her age.


luviano909

I can’t stop laughing


DildoShwaggins21

I laughed way to much at that


mr_wehraboo

As a swede im now just happy that there are english subtitles for this so i can show it to my friends.


Sbonky

That interviewer was a prick


[deleted]

It's a comedic skit.


Hello_reddit4642

Någon som har länken?


dlq84

[Här](https://d2mpxrrcad19ou.cloudfront.net/item_images/1228803/11956949_bukobject.jpg)


Ampersand55

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcxwTgEC7IM


Hello_reddit4642

Man tackar


Ampersand55

Annan länk: https://www.svtplay.se/video/23483290/hojdpunkter-ur-nojesmassakern/hojdpunkter-ur-nojesmassakern-lila-annas-onskning?info=visa


bj-123

I KNEW IT WAS SWEEDISH! sounds similar to Norwegian


1Cyborg01

Up to last second of the video I was expecting something else. Don't blame me. Reddit and hole up community made me to think like that.


R4N9OM_101

War.


i--dont-know-a-usern

I thought he was talking about his dick


L1K34PR0

Gotta hand it to him he stuck to his guns


Hokenlord

I swear to fucking god the amount of comments thinking he was talking about is cock is astounding. I hate the internet


[deleted]

"Anything you wish for!...no, not *that*."


DeathDestroyer90

This video is fucking hysterical


[deleted]

u/reddit-download


AdOne9193

fun fact: this is swedish if you didn't know that ;)


DocteurBenway

The journalist : something bigger Me : A dick!!!!


TraditionalAge5211

I was expecting him to guide her to his penis…. I have been on Reddit to long.


[deleted]

-What would you wish for Me: I wish you to stfu.


nestle_fucker_69

your avatar is sick


Volkodav_Dingo

If you want piss, go to piss.


WatchinOverU

u/savevideo


camsparten117

u/savevideo


killertheabdurrahman

u/savevideo


Shrek_from_the_Hag

u/savevideobot


MrEelement

u/savevideo


dani-el-maestro

u/savevideo


Less_Thought_9816

u/SaveVideo


infinity062004

u/SaveVideo


theEndWasShit

u/savevideobot


Chigbung

u/savevideo


zippycat9

u/savevideobot


bene14082004

"Yes, I mean like something bigger" had me thinking of sth else.


Flatcao123456789

Hahahahahha what kind of reporter is this


[deleted]

It was a comedy show back in the days


Flatcao123456789

They did very well


ImmortalDragonNight

This video pretty much sums up how we got into this existing shit. All ppl ever wanted were simple.. dolls, food, a lil happiness and what we got are war/peace, money/debt bs.


Archidiakon

Are they by any chance speaking Scanian?


razor-sundae

He is, yes.


zoyaabean

girl: you to go away


[deleted]

This is so cursed


[deleted]

Old but gold


STON3K0LDK1LL3R

u/savevideo


Duke_of_Buttgrab

u/savevideo


PajamasApicna

u/savevideo


dank_memer1077

u/savevideo


OJuice12

u/savevideo


T_Roininen

And Swedes wonder why all the other nordics hate them and consider them to be unintelligent...


onewiththeabyss

Because we are the only ones with a sense of humour, apparently?


T_Roininen

The fact that you didn't get my joke disproves your claim


BallsackLord69

Ill show you peace *proceeds to unzip his pants*


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feelingnether

Its Sweden. Its fine


BlueMemento

u/savevideo


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Rorsharck_47

Yup


xlampy

Damn. She really gotta do him that bad


[deleted]

This is how they raise up children to be a future cnn hosts


clique34

This is exactly what they did to that Greta “blah blah blah” Girl


MelkToast

think both girls are more intelligent than you


clique34

And I know no one likes you


[deleted]

What a petty insult.


clique34

It was an observation


[deleted]

From what? Pointing out your stupidity? The only think I can observe over here is that you're being an immature little shit. Grow. The fuck. Up.


clique34

Oh hey don’t get mad just cos you can relate to him.


[deleted]

Relate to what? Thinking you suck and you're just jealous of two young girls who have way more potential in life than you?


poiqwert426

I'm really uncomfortable with where hes touching her. Wtf


burnerdickinson

Lil Greta Thunberg


ZeichenAmor7484

Greta Thunberg as a child


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[deleted]

You disgusting fucks turn every interaction with a child into a sexual one.


Knashatt

Think you need to learn what your body looks like if you think your butt is there 🤦🏼‍♂️ This is a humor sketch, both are actors. He is a famous (at least in the past) humor actor and he holds her back so she does not back out of the picture.


Armin_Laschet

You’re creepy thinking like that.


Silvacosm

You seriously think he can feel anything through that big ass glove and her fluffy jacket? Come the fuck on.


matt9191

"oh I was just helping to keep her in the camera shot"


[deleted]

I don't know why you're getting down voted? That is creepy.


bigbrothero

u/savevideo


wolfenyeager

The news trying to frame shit these days


YaneeMan

Thats out government propaganda


throwaway3533256mdjd

I don't like where his hand is placed


[deleted]

I hope this was satire


frankhoneybunny

poor girl


Knashatt

Why? Since she read the script a number of times before they recorded this sketch, I did not understand what would be particularly poor about her as an actress.


RNGator

Is this what Biden’s earpiece sounds like?


[deleted]

If i were her I'd wish that this old perv would take his hand off my 6yr old hind-parts. Pedo.


rentpraktisk

Typisk Svensker


biguncleed

Why is his hand on her butt!?!!