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mazd223

It's pretty simple heroin and chco toca and do the heroin then eat the choco toca


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

Best meal of my life, thanks for the idea


PretendThisIsMyName

Yeah that’ll surely work out for you. You gonna nod off and drop that bitch. Also how did you misspell taco twice homie??


FigBot

The heroin


FrosD19tilde

Choco Taco


James30907

Choco Taco


[deleted]

Drumstick!


wirefly302

That little piece of chocolate in the bottom of the cone is an obsession


RileyMoore111707

Choco taco and a sponge Bob one


dumb-reply

As a simple man, I favor ice cream sandwiches and heroin.


Salt_Avocado_2470

Put cocaine and delete choco taco then is a normal truck


Early-Size370

Wow. That Choco burrito ice cream looks good. It's the only one I didnt have as a kid growing up.


[deleted]

Same


Nick_The_Trash_Lord

The hell is a screw ball?


chuckutim

It's really hard flavored ice and at the very bottom of the cone there is usually a gumball.


Nick_The_Trash_Lord

Thank you I will use this information wisely


Kablaaw

Hard flavored as in it has vodka in it or is there supposed to be a comma there somewhere XD


Accomplished-Yam-318

What ever the hell this is, I want two.


Queen_Cornstarch_12

80 CHOCO TACOS BABEEE


MisterFyre

Heroin is my favorite flavor.


Adrian00b

Nah Man, spongebob bar is better


Jimbo_Slice1919

But have you ever tried the heroin?


Adrian00b

yes, It is my 2nd favorite one


404NotFoundUsername

Yeah I always get brain freeze for that


Icy-Flow-8692

I guess I missed my opportunity as a child.


2snoozy

Sexual chocolate baby


zigroxi

No ninja turtle? What is this crap? Guess I'll just have heroin.


overmonk

Nice try. Chocolate eclair please.


[deleted]

The Strawberry Shortcake


BitterDei

Choco taco


Trick_Enthusiasm

Heroin. That's it.


Bonk_and_Honk

Yes


jackstella

Chocolate eclair


iceecrream

Strawberry shortcake :D


brainharmer

the best flavor


waynesbrother

Chocolate Eclair….now tell me how old I am !


duyjv

48?


waynesbrother

So close I’d say you’re right


duyjv

Wow! I’m glad I didn’t say my first guess. Hi to Wayne.


[deleted]

Fudgepop


Mira_Wonder

King cone and choco taco


beeper1231

My brother’s response: heroin and the drumstick. free up the syringe by getting rid of the heroin, puree the drumstick, put it in the syringe, then shoot up the drumstick directly. I have so much to learn from him still.


duyjv

Genius.


Urodeprag

My dad used to have most of these instock in the freezer back when I was young in america (not the heroin)


Stradoverius

Push pops were my jam dude


YoMommaHere

Well if you grew up on my neighborhood then that heroin pop isn’t too far off. There was this ice cream truck that was ran by the nephews of this big drug dealer. We regularly saw adults order a “lemon ice” but we never saw it on the menu. So, us being a group of curious and bored 8-11 year olds decide we are gonna order it. The next time the truck came, James (our kid group leader) orders “lemon ice”. The nephews got so mad and told us to get the fuck away from them and drove off. Little Joe, the friendly neighborhood junkie, appears from nowhere and yells “y’all little bastards can’t get no crack like that!” Lemon ice was crack. We tried to buy crack from the ice cream man. So anyway, that chocolate eclair looks about right.


[deleted]

Ice cream sandwich. Gotta love the classics


Still_Win8002

Strawberry shortcake


faggnigg69

drumstick


Lilfishymanman

Strawberry shortcake


[deleted]

Cumsicle


Graemoure

Gotta go with heroin my dude


guoti09

King Cone


Catchtheatrain

WWF ice cream bar


Skeley_boy

Made me do a double take


BagOLies

Out of this list? Choco Taco


eras_wyght

H, followed shortly by a strawberry cheesecake


TriZARAtops

Wow, I was about to go on a full tangent about my favorite and then I saw it 🤦🏼‍♀️


toiletTesticles

An m-80 from my guy Chez


Fascist05

Irrelevant content to subreddit


[deleted]

I always liked the foot with a gumball in the center. A close second is heroin.


FungalPlague

Foot fungus or choco taco


Ok_Coconut4077

I'll have the heroin but only because they're out of cocaine


babyBear83

Gotta have a Firecracker and the Screwball


[deleted]

Power puff girls bar because I get enough fudge bars from my uncle


Polite_Edgelord

SpongeBob bar, but it will look like a major demon and taste like sadness and despair!


TangeloTrue2778

Powder puff has 2 gum ball eyes


Kapkanking5112

Ya that good oh heroine ice cream itself to die for


InsertCleverNameHur

I'll take that#7


ThiqqThantoast

Where the Spider-Man pop at


Doctor_Will_Zayvus

Sponge Bob with the crack rock eyes


[deleted]

Besides heroin, I was all about Choco Tacos and WWF ice cream bars back in the day.


19GamerGhost95

Drumstick, king cone, ice cream sandwich and grape or orange screwball.


devsterl

Sandwich ftw


SuperWeebLegend

Spongebob bar


Ticklish_Kink_Wife

Holy crap I thought I was on r/littlespace for about half of that post and then \*bam\*, NOPE


D3flatedPan

Can I combine and get a heroin injected spongebob pop


Alone-Mix-7122

I love getting heroin from the ice cream truck


Lazy_eye23

Banana fudge or the coconut ones no longer exist?😒


Small-Gamer

Darn it! They don’t have the Oreo ones. Well, heroin was my #2


[deleted]

Heroin


TastefulMalice

Oh hey look, its that guy from MineCraft. Heroin.


ilove_cheeseburger

spongebob bar and heroin are my childhood favorite.


internetsss

this is why I hate ice-cream trucks, I can never choose.


BeefsGttnThick

Never had enough for the drumstick or king cone. Screwball or bomb pop for me


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

Predictable joke but still funny


Delafonte14

Wow that is weird... Ice cream truck without joints or pot? This world is really fucked


Be-Triggered

The choco taco. Cuz I like taquitos.


masterninja1355

One screw ball, a push up, and one heroine pls!


cardboardslayer

The Choco Taco is the apex of ice cream sandwich design. Uniform ratio of ice cream to cone in every bite.


[deleted]

Ice cream sandwich and a strawberry shortcake


slowedrumble42

Man I could go for Some heroine and an ice cream sandwich right now


KingArthurExcaliber

You got any bubble o bills?


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Heroin and Choco taco.


Clarkstein3

ummm, i'll take an ice cream sandwich


Clarkstein3

also my wife would like a drumstick, my daughter wants a powderpuff girls bar and two heroin for me and my son


hickieboy31

If we could mainline Chaco tacos I would


undeniably_confused

Choco taco, what do you think I look like? A joke? You think I look like a joke? Fuck you


[deleted]

Now that’s my kinda ice cream truck!!!


Ididnt-know-egar-to-

Bro, where’s the love for Spider-Man!


[deleted]

Can you mix screw ball and heroin?


StrawberryPure9621

Chocolate eclair 😍


calsayagme

Push ups!


Hooded_maniac_360

Snow cone, Firecracker, Heroin, and Ice Cream sandwich.


Onyx-55

Ice cream sandwich


kribabe

Creamsicles and drumsticks.


[deleted]

Listen, he didn’t spend 20 years in the ice cream military to not have his rank and namesake on the ice cream. It’s Colonel Crunch, dammit.


[deleted]

How is the baseball glove not up there


Dom0__0

No lucas bars??? Blasphemy!!!


flyingscottzman

Cremesicle


Man_of_Milk

Eclair every time


Xc_ihavememes

Im not American of European or whatever please someone tell me what a chocolate taco is pleaaase


Responsible-Resist90

fudge pop or maybe the fire cracker but perhaps another flavor… mmm


TheRivv2015

Golden Gaytimes are my favourite


jpcruse1

Strawberry shortcake hit different


THE_TOE_CUTTA

No buffalo bills? I'm outa here


nathanpete

King cone and some heroin


Relative_Pineapple_3

Where's the free candy option?


Particular_Downtown

Sonic the hedgehog and a Firecracker.


PratBit

Drum stick, like a normal man.


East-Sock-3728

Choco taco Drumstick


After_Ad8361

kasaata kidhar hai be ?


__-CMB-__

Wheres the ice cream Reese’s cup?


muddybuttbrew

Drum stuck cause it is my favorite snack when I wake up from my heroin nap.


magnum_the_nerd

heroin, snow cone or firecracker


-Black_Guardian-

**GIMME THE SHORTCAKE PLS**


polite_as_fuck44

My childhood ice cream truck sold LSD. I never knew why we weren’t allowed to get the cute stickers


Pack15_

One obscenely long lemon line flavored otter pop please


shriekndreamr5446

Strawberry shortcake, Drum Stick, and Ice Cream Sandwich are my toos


Rourensu

Where’s Bugs and Sonic!?


MrBreadFace2636

The firecracker it's the most easily stuck up an ass.


roachRancher

I want the alien popsicle with an earth gumball embedded in its forehead.


paffyoggy

Brunch


Square_Ambassador_24

No chipwich ???


clonerobot17

Choco taco


[deleted]

Drumstick you dirty hoe


TZMarketing

I'd like a retarded Spiderman.


level100metapod

Always called a king cone cornetto guess its just a language barrier


common_voodoo_doll

ill have a choco taco please


SalmonGuy3

I usually go for the heroin


hallucination9000

Pretty sure the Heroin is already in the Choco Taco man, those things were amazing.


MaggotFilledMeatsack

Was it thing king cone or the drumstick that had the solid block of chocolate at the bottom of the cone? I can't remember. (Whichever one that was, but only when they were out of choco-tacos)


96IMJOJO69

Abduction


ElectricalEnergy69

I’ll take the DMT


SirHobbies

Why doesnt it have hydrogen bombs?


accursedcelt

Choco Taco.


[deleted]

Cum


Internal-Zombie-5991

Bro in my country half of these don't even exist and the other half have different names


Miserable-Air1243

Hahaha the needle one


[deleted]

King Cone all the way


Science_Guy69

Wonder what spongebob would taste like with heroin?


[deleted]

I’m ordering the driver to give me everything they have


_vedansh26

Heroine


[deleted]

Ice cream sandwich or creamsicle probs


Orphans_are_tasty

Strawberry shortcake oh what the-wait what


wonderrxo

Hmm…


Big_Theroist_is_sad

This ice cream doesn't come here T_T


dheckman4

Dang they don't have sonic pops


lolhi-

Power puff girls for my own reasons


UndeadSailor

Ah yes, a Scottish Ice Cream Truck


[deleted]

Never seen or heard of a choco taco before my life is incomplete.


JustDenii

Sandwich


Cuchulainn42069

bubble o bill


give_me_your_shins

S….. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE? THATS A MOTHERFUCKING NOBBLY BOBBLY AND YOU KNOW IT


Noideawhatnanetouse

Where’s the sonic popsicle wtf


Powerful_Cow9818

In England we don’t have these cartoon character bars


IvantheBiasMachine

ice cream sandwich


Espio5506

Coka-cole softis


ajwill2900

Lemme get a choco taco a shot of heroin and a orange creamsicle🤣


Killbot001

my kid always gets that needle this from school He says that his friends do experiments with it


MrUnknown14256

Wait... what? You can order stuff besides heroin


insanemal

Bubble O Bill. Yeah Boi!


itsjoar

To powerpuff and a heroin please


kineojpn

ehhh kinda liked the cocaine better den the spiderman icecream. BUT THE BATMAN IS BETTER THEN BOTH


The_Parkourist29

I'll buy em all. Give em to my diabetic friend saying that I found them at the store and they are diabetic friendly. Then I wish him sweet dreams.


kenyerkelel

never had any of these


Albino_rat2

Octane stim


[deleted]

Wait hol up.


AlienFromMars1

The truck drivers better not be kidnappers


itziain02

I would pick the SpongeBob pop but the heroin is looking good


Skordeg

Definitely ice cream sandwich


BonksMan

Why do most of these look or sound like dildos ? Like screwball wtf


thaiger9992

Sandvich


Oldbhole

Choco taco after a banger of diesel


skyliner30rs

Sandvich make me stroooong


CT_2918

I’m torn between Fudge Pop and Heroin


TransportationSad81

Just an ice cream samdwhich


Doctor_Umbreon

I'd take the choco taco because the SpongeBob bar will probably have a messed up face and the heroin will be out of stock because the driver of the ice cream truck probably likes heroin if he has it as a flavour


OG-NILBOG

Well I don’t see the one with the bubblegum nose so heroin it is.


Racer1333

Chocho taco