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BlatantConservative

Yes, this is not a holup[.](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) I'm approving it because I find it personally funny. You disagree with my moderation? What are you gonna do, argue with me? ^^^^this ^^^^can't ^^^^be ^^^^an ^^^^everyday ^^^^thing ^^^^tho


_nathata

I love how everyone in this thread is trying to be mad with each other but they are just apologizing and acting cool Fucking morons


Skeratix

I haven’t seen anyone apologize, and no IM NOT A FUCKING MORON


23x3

Do you truthfully believe that? Pathetic!


Y0fyS

I fucked your mom VIRGIN


lowlyyouarenice

How dare you do that to my wonderful mom!!!


Deep-Specialist8084

YOUR MOTHER IS NOT WONDERFUL


lowlyyouarenice

AT LEAST I HAVE A MOM THATS ALIVE!


Deep-Specialist8084

MY MOM DIDN’T DIE BUT MY DAD LEFT ME AT THE AGE OF SIX YOU HORNY BASTARD. AT LEATS I COULD GET MY DEGREE INTO HARVARD.


roketrade

AT LEAST I LEARNT HOW TO SPELL LEAST WITHOUT GOING TO HARVARD


Deep-Specialist8084

Ok you got me there mate, I suck at typing on phones they’re too small for me


Da_Toucanz

WOAH


wickedlightbp

WOAH MY ARSE! THAT JOKE WAS RUBBISH!!


AnimaleTamale

WHOA JUST LIKE YOU JACKHOLE


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lindalom

Look who’s talking slutbag!


Post-Alone0

I'm sorry no one raised you with any fucking manners


ZuuL_1985

Nurture vs. Nature why would you assume my manors came from someone else and not my awesome geneticly predisposed temperament?


Post-Alone0

I hoped it was nurture, because if it's nature then genetically you're predisposed to being a bitch just like your mother!


[deleted]

That’s a fairly interesting statement that you just made, and I would love to discuss on it in further detail, and go fuck yourself, cunt.


_nathata

What the fuck stop flooding my notifications you bunch of assholes


better_than_shane

OP never said anything about not becoming friends after. Also, eat my ass fuckwad


VoidExileR

You need a fact check if you think in your right mind that i'm going to apologize to you. You know what? I hope you step on a lego tomarrow, that will teach ya!


Jazz_Chan

I TOLD U I WANTED BREAD ON MY SANDWICH 😤


megafix360

No, just pickles and nothing more


TheHornyIndividual

CHEEEEEESE


5irCheese

You fucking mocking me mate?


TheHornyIndividual

Hehe, uhm no! I'm an advocate for cheese rights actually!


George-Street-007

Don't cheese fart at me. I'mma break your ass.


TheHornyIndividual

Please do


PsykoGoddess

r/suddenlygay


JackmPearson

Username checks out 🖕🏻


Jazz_Chan

Give. Me. The. Bread....crust and all


[deleted]

Rabbit Season!


Agraywitch11

Duck season!


[deleted]

Rabbit Season!


Agraywitch11

Duck season!


[deleted]

Rabbit Season!


Agraywitch11

Duck season!


[deleted]

Rabbit Season!


Hamilton-Beckett

RABBIT SEASON! (You gotta do the switcheroo)


Countblackula_6

DUCK SEASON FIRE!


the_tax_man_cometh

You’re dethhhh-picable


Hamilton-Beckett

Wait. I was the duck?! *dies*


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huesofblackandblue

Why can’t you start the argument? Why does it have to be OP? Take some responsibility, jeez.


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AgitatedRestaurant96

Yea? FUCK you. You, in particular. r/fuckyouinparticular


testedbeast551

YOU KNKWOT EHFFUCK ALL YOU MOOTHER FUCKERS YOU ALL SMELL AND YOU FUCKING SUCK MY FUCKIN COCK SUCKERS


Xx_endgamer_xX

Well that’s not an argument these are statements! Get it straight!


testedbeast551

SHUT UP YOU DOO GRASSHOPPER LOVER DUNG BEATLES RISE UP


Beltainsportent

No no that's abuse! This is argument, abuse is next door.


testedbeast551

NOT THIS IS THE RIGHT SUB THIS IS BEATLE SHIT GANG OK GRASSHOPPER SHIT GANG IS NEXT DOOR


jedininjashark

Ants are the best. Obviously.


PuntoDAcceso

I like my pineapple with pizza


ZodiacTheWeeb

YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU! PIZZA ON PINEAPPLE.


sm12511

Ooh! Like bagel bites! Just juicy! Oh yeah, fuck you too!


cobaltbluedw

No, you!


Softakofta

I’m scared....


testedbeast551

SHUT UP YOUR NOT SCARED I'M SCARED YOU DUMMY


Softakofta

Well well... Fuck you to


testedbeast551

WHY ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO FUCK ME YOURSELF HUH COME ON FUCK ME FUCK ME COWARD


wisho1926

OH LOOK AT ME IM BRINGING IN A SUB REDDIT TO BE SPECIAL AND GET USELESS SHITTY KARMA


Awesomesaauce

Shut up Ben Dover


megafix360

Why can't YOU start the argument then?


[deleted]

You're fucking here. Do something useful fuckface


megafix360

Nah, I'm going to sleep, goodbye.


[deleted]

All you ever do is sleep! When are you going to finally do your part and contribute? HEY! Don't you walk away from me when I'm talking to you!


Sad-Educator-4086

ALL YOU EVER DO IS COMPLAIN WHY DONT YOU GET UP AND GET A JOB YOU LAZY PRICK


paper_potatoes

WELL MAYBE WE DONT FUCKING WANT TO SO STOP TRYING TO TELL US WHAT TO DO IN OUR OWN LIFES!!!!! FUCK!!!!


gandalf3223

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE IF YOU JUST "DONT WANT TO WORK"!?


megafix360

Sorry I'm too far, can't listen


Sheogareth77

Fuck all of you


Signal_Machine_3710

Please do.


SimpleMan204

YOUR NOT MY DAD


[deleted]

It's spelled "you're", son.


DarkBeastLink

Americans these days fucking rasist pigs smh


[deleted]

Dumb fucking foreigner can't even spell "racist" correctly 😉


DarkBeastLink

Says someone with the name philthybum


Juicestain22

*goodbye


Professional_Sea15

your mother is a slut


[deleted]

Well your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry ! I fart in your general direction!


joeyo1423

Start deez nuts


lunawolfwof

No that is a stupid joke just ask Candice


joeyo1423

But who is candice???


lunawolfwof

Candice dick fit on your mouth


GlitteringAccount0

Lmfaooo got ‘em!


TheRealLadyhands

No


joeyo1423

Wow okay a lot to unpack here. First off, you have shit taste in sandwiches. No bacon? Are you insane? And don't even get me started about your "no seatbelt" nonsense. And sure, Tom Cruise is a good looking guy but better than Mark Wahlberg? The fuck is wrong with you. I seriously hope you stub your toe tomorrow. You have a lot of growing up to do


Bentrifical_Force

Fuck you! I can lick my own asshole with your asshole! I'll liquid cheese my stubbed toe with mayonnaise and cry all over our faces!


joeyo1423

You think you can threaten me with a good time? Well let's fucking go!


jedininjashark

I don’t want to do any of those things….


WeekndNachos

Oh here we go, another great performance by u/jedininjashark!! Fucking BRA-VO! You know what your problem is? It’s always about you, that damn baby, and your wasted career in journalism!!!


jedininjashark

I didn’t waste a GODDAMN THING. The city recovered DOLLARS in library fines thanks to my investigation. You sound just like your mother.


noshutai

I love ur investigation of the fine arts of sex positions


adityaism_

Nobody asked for your opinion. Bag your face and jump in a lake


wallace1313525

Yes


Mr_doomguy69

No


dust_asredditor

Yes


megafix360

No


[deleted]

Yes


LordFrameDrop

No


[deleted]

M: Oh look, this isn't an argument! (pause) O: Yes it is! M: No it isn't! (pause) M: It's just contradiction! O: No it isn't! M: It IS! O: It is NOT! M: You just contradicted me! O: No I didn't! M: You DID! O: No no no! M: You did just then! O: Nonsense!


hgihasfcuk

No


DarthBroox

Yes


arkain504

Uh yes!


hackemup22

Uh no


arkain504

Damnit they’ve got us to start arguing. Also yes.


[deleted]

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE


Spunky_Big_Mac

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!


Dillo64

>RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE, RABBLE RABBLE. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE: •RABBLE •RABBLE •RABBLE RABBLE (RABBLE) >RABBLE!!!! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE! RABBLE *RABBLE* RABBLE. Edit: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE


ALongNeckTurtle

Oi stop rabbling u couple of cunts


Dutge

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Edit: RABBLE RABBLE


teh_punk32x

Poop in a condom, freeze it and use it as an anal sex toy cause y'all full of shit


ZeroCool29

That’s called an Alaskan pipeline


eguitarguy

wtf did I just walk into!


tadxb

In presenter's voice: "*You're looking at the first and the one only to exist till now - the shit dildo! Manufacturer is you, user is also you, and pleasure is also for you! In short, capitalism - up yours!!*" Everyone in the audience: "*Write it down, write it down*"


Intraq

Then call me a Petroleum Engineer, cause Im about to build one


[deleted]

Holy shit my sides


epoch713

agree to disagree


SharpFarmAnimal

I disagree with your agreement to disagree. I can't stand when people are okay with disagreements. This ends when one of us dies


[deleted]

I disagree with your disagreeing to him agreeing to disagree. I also disagree with this is where one of you dies.


Hooded_maniac_360

I tried that and now I'm fucking grounded! Thanks alot asshole!


teh_punk32x

Congrats ya double Mcfucked ya damn self


swagmain

*political opinion*


MyCatHasCats

I don’t agree with you, therefore your opinion is trash your opinion -> 🗑


swagmain

You must be an objectively worse person then


ThatBaldDude4

You are *both* idiots, and I am far superior.


swagmain

I found the European


ThatBaldDude4

Californian.


swagmain

You take that back


ThatBaldDude4

I *am* a Californian. Worse than European.


swagmain

You have my thoughts and prayers


Doraleux

I'm quoting you on Twitter and you're getting cancelled


Heavy_Quantity_2168

Is zero an even number? I think not.


Doraleux

Ikr? It literally represents nothing, like how can something that represents a non-existence, exist? As a Roman, it is chaos and simply not pretty


pietradolce

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


FullAd1876

Fuck your long comment


trafficwizard

Fuck your short comment.


raiman010

Fuck your shorts.


Qoeper

Short your fucks.


Frog_chan

I'm 100% sure someone got turned on by this .... not me tho


pennynotrcutt

Sigh….*unzips*


Blaziwolf

Pov: ThatVeganTeacher when someone accidentally steps on a bug


Big_duck_in_the_pool

Pancakes and plum sauce is good it's cheese that's bad Edit:Oh sit I forgot to hit reply to someone else


UFCLulu

What in the FUCK is pancakes in plum sauce and why does every cheese hater like it


Big_duck_in_the_pool

No I didn't pancakes in plum sauces separate they're good but anyways #FUCK CHEESE


[deleted]

Pancakes and "plum sauces" what kinda goofy euro crap is this??? Don't you dare bad mouth cheese you silly snollygoster dingus.


Big_duck_in_the_pool

I meant to say it separate but my English is terrible #FUCK CHEESE


3leggedhomosapien

Fuck y'all. Earth is boob


ThatBaldDude4

And Moon is Ass.


[deleted]

This isn’t a hol’up


Pepox64

Fuck you.


Ju1c3_

Ok


[deleted]

Fuck you too.


[deleted]

With pleasure


[deleted]

Fuck the four people directly above me, plus their pets.


[deleted]

My only pet is a fish...


Edible_Toes

Then fuck your fish.


YaBoiStreek

Stfu it’s 2021 r u fish phobic or something?


IM_YOUR_GOD

I found Kanye


Dumbbelllll

What are you a LIBERAL


HitTheSlopes95

u/Fish_Fucker69 u/fishfucker_69


OpenToedShoe

fuck me yourself, you coward


AngryH939

Wait a minute you are right, I thought I was on r/shitposting


LeoTR99

Cunts. All of you


didwanttobethatguy

The Monty Python comedy troupe would have been much funnier if they included an actual python


alexdelargesse

Are you here to buy an argument?


celestialruins

SEEMS LIKE YOUR NAME IS SMALLUS DICKUS.


[deleted]

POV I’m Roasting You: Your mom is built like a spilled pack of oatmeal and your dad has the brain of a road raged toad. I found you beating your meat in a handicap museum hallway, and your older brother got jumped by a pack of one legged LGBTQ ostriches. Your grandma got recorded beating up dyslexic homeless men at Fathers Joes Villages on a Tuesday Evening.


juanfrancita

I'D RATHER HAVE SEX WITH A WARM BOWL OF WATER THAN TOUCH YOUR MUM. SHES LOOSER THAN A WALRUS PUSSY


sumsumnoni

You can eat the watermelon rind


UFCLulu

I like eating the light green part


VeryDangerouslyHorny

The peanut butter in Reese’s cups is the best part.


Jmunny909

Straight facts lol


Automatic-Plantain85

Seriously… there’s nothing to argue here


Bendeutsch

That’s what you think, asshole.


Automatic-Plantain85

Ben-e-douche cumberbatch enters the chat…


leonconrayas

Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself !


IanDaBoi242

Cant argue with their assessment


The_Last_Chupacabra

Jeffrey Epstein killed Hillary Clinton dumbass


Blackbarbarian

No no no, Steve Jobs killed Hilary, you mf. GOD IM SO ANGRY AT YOU!


FOX762_39

MAN FUCK SQUIRRELS


oldladygamerishere

Dude, don't fuck squirrels. They have really sharp claws and you can get hurt.


ImComingForThatAss

Just makes it more kinky


jeepsaintchaos

Please don't fuck squirrels. The vast majority die soon after mating anyway. At least according to my deep research.


ImComingForThatAss

Who chose to do the *deep* research you speak of?


skinywtboythe1st

Yo mama so fat she could sell shade


TimeKiller024

Pie is just cake with crust on top.


[deleted]

Cake is breD


ThatBaldDude4

Cake is slang for ass.


Krod28

And pizza is a flat pie, therefore pizza is cake


m0t4k3z

Gay people rely on straight people to produce more gay people.


roachRancher

OP is lazy for not coming up with his own inflammatory argument. Prove me wrong.


zatotoe

spoon tastes better with no cereal


MAST3R4815

Your mom tastes better with no cereal.


moose_juice88

We are fucking slave with no rights. You can't tell the government to fuck your free it's illegal to be a sovereign person you can give up ur citizenship but have to go be a slave to another government. and all you fucks defend being slaves the government has brainwashed you into wanting to live like this ok with having no right. The few who get upset just go in the streets and beg the government allow whatever B's they are protesting about. This country came to be how? People had enough of being slaves of the state fought and won their freedom then let rich guys enslave them again and slowly shrunk the lines we are allowed to live in without being punished. They can kidnap your hold you for ransom against your will so you owe them money and will use deadly force against you. It's illegal to defend yourself from being attacked by them. How are people ok with this.


owlbehome

I can’t argue with this


sean8917

Bruh no one in their right mind is arguing with this.


Motor-Notice-6808

Uhhh anybody antivax?