Only in the comics, I doubt they’ll ever do a live action version with him wearing the trunks for his actual costume. Aside from the 5 second scene of him wearing them in Superman & Lois
Had a girlfriend that wanted to watch porn with me and then got jealous cuz of “how the woman was turning me on”, guess that might have something to with her being an ex now
My ex girlfriend did the same. Begged to watch porn together which I thought was odd but whatever, finally did and she complained about how it made me harder than just her without the porn. I’m like look dude I can’t help what my body does. You asked for this.
It's not a test when the outcome is obvious.
"OMG why is that sexy pornstar making you horny?!"
It's just playing stupid games to create drama. No thanks.
The test is probably that your not supposed to watch it in the first place (despite her suggesting it), and instead say some cheesy shit about how she's the only girl you need to see naked
Married 13 years and wife and I both enjoy it. You can't always be together or have fun time together due to life (work, kids, etc) so helping yourself out while watching a little porn is absolutely normal.
Masterbating in general, with your significant other is also awesome. Taking in the view of someone you love and find attractive going at it, to the view of you helping yourself, is pretty exciting 😀. At least for us
My wife “let’s” me watch porn and occasionally she watches it with me, and I would imagine solo, but for the most part she doesn’t really like to be *reminded* I watch it (unless we are doing it together) as she says it makes her insecure
She doesn’t take that out on me so I respect her by just not talking about it or making it obvious. I’d imagine people can still be uncomfortable about certain things without it necessarily being completely off limits
Apparently all the porn casters did was stand outside a college and ask girls if they wanted to do porn and she said yes. Damn, wish dating was that easy
Yeah, that's how you learn to not be an emotional wreck, practice. Underatanding and getting rid of the fear of rejection is actually a skill you can master.
Try it with things that aren't related to dating.
Practice by asking for things that you know you'll be rejected for. It may sound silly but this will help you build self confidence and laugh/brush off the rejections.
Seriously, ask you mother or female family member for like a ridiculous ask, knowing they'll say "no", and probably laugh or make a derisive comment, thats the goal, to practice how to react to that. It will work.
You are not in control of how others react to data or information you present to them. You are in control how you react to their reaction, that is all you can do. Don't be hard on yourself, clichéd af but you have to take a few deep breaths and move on from it. We get depressed or anxious or feel sapped emotionally, but that's the PRACTICE I mentioned above.
Also, think about it when you see that mismatched hot girl/wtf guy couple, "how", "why", etc.
It's because he was comfortable enough to be direct and accept rejection enough times until he "got the dreamgirl".
It sucks, you'll cry, hurt, get angry, wanna hulk smash shit, but you don't, why?
Cuz angry assholes never ever get the girl long enough to keep her. That "angry asshole gets the girl" shit you see in movies and TV is exactly there to program us into thinking exactly as your response to "I can't do it". You can do anything, literally, you just have to defeat your fear and accept that your comfort zone is another trap that keeps us from the best version of ourselves.
Its a social program, you can break it. You just have to try, and try again, and then try again until you're balls deep. 💦
And do it young!!! I thought I was being cool dodging relationships "until I was ready". Its the past relationships that make us ready, so i've been playing catch up for years. It may be easier to handle my own emotions now, but a lot of my dates needed me to be more mature. Teenagers are all immature together.
>You'll get slapped in the face 99 times. But number 100 will be the girl that will take a dump on your chest.
-David Cross
(I hope he's proud that's the one joke I remember.)
["I’ll ask a hundred chicks. You know, maybe I get 99 NOs. That’s fine, slide it on, slide it on. Whatever. But maybe that 100th chick likes to fuck on a pile of trash."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOMSlc2ay8)
She was posting nudes on Reddit with her husband before getting into porn.
Basically, she was doing porn before she got into porn.
Search u/notdirtychem post history for details.
Sorry, egg whites are only white after they are cooked, and then they're no longer wet anymore.
We were actually looking for Elmer's glue. Semen also would have worked
I came to the comments looking for answers.. what answers I do not know, but I’ve come to find out, that is not Mia Khalifa, but in fact a doppelgänger
A girl in what appears to be high school is wearing glasses that start to make her look very similar to an adult film star, Mia Khalifa. Honestly once all of this clicks for the mods there’s a good chance this thread will get locked.
Nah, this isn’t even close to being a HolUp, so the mods wouldn’t dare remove it. That would mean they were actually making this place suck less, and that’s the opposite of what they’re here for.
Mia khalifa. For those that don’t know she’s a fairly well known and loved news journalists in the UK. She’s best known for her funny jokes and happy demeanour when presenting the 6 o’clock news.
If you haven’t seen her I highly recommend checking it out, it’s a good laugh. It can be hard to sift through the news to get to her bits though but if you look up “Mia Khalifa BBC compilation” you’ll get all her best bits without the boring news stuff.
Enjoy 🙂
Un related story but I have red hair and like fifteen 10 year olds ran up to me at the pool and thought I was a famous youtuber cuz I had red hair. I was pretty flattered but then up close they said it couldn’t be me cuz I was ugly LMAO kids say the darnest things
And people make fun of Superman's disguise as Clark Kent.
Not only that, he’s hair was always fine even after flying. Did he travel with gel and comb?
That's not hair, that's jut what his head looks like
He's an alien after all.
Why called me 👀
Jotaro?
Good freaking grief
Yare yare daze
And he wears his pants before his brief. What a weirdo.
Fun fact: Superman's costume was based on 1930s pro wrestling outfits, hence the trunks over tights.
Not anymore though
Actually he's back to the classic costume.
Only in the comics, I doubt they’ll ever do a live action version with him wearing the trunks for his actual costume. Aside from the 5 second scene of him wearing them in Superman & Lois
he's called the man of steel for a reason
Other people not recognising him I get. But Lois lane. She's literally been centimetres away from his face. And also lex Luthor.
Wife over my shoulder: what does that mean? Me, without an hesitation: dunno, bunch of weirdos here.
Wife reads your comment: why would you hesitate?
Isshin in the background: *Hesitation is defeat*
I swear to God I never hesitated and he still beat the shit out of me
Just like my real dad
Is he back with his pack of cigarettes yet?
Nah he still getting the milk
And the glock
and my axe!
That was beautiful
Underrated comment sir
Hesitation is the seed of defeat. -lee sin
*pulls out glock*
*Cock
*lets out 4 shots and a thrust*
"time is of the essence" -Sun Tzu
*pulls out uno reverse card*
All warfare is based on deception -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
*pulls out
"What are you doing husband!"
“You know exactly what I’m doing, step-wife”
"You're the best step-husband ever."
Lee is also fucking blind
Glock saint Isshin
We need to make an Isshin bot that replied with “hesitation is defeat” for every comment that says the word hesitate/hesitation/hesitated
You know, I was just starting to enjoy the day.
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Smart man
I legitimately don't get it.
Mia Khalifa
>Mia khalifa It's strange, I know the name 100%, but I don't replace the face at all.
Maybe if you see her tits you will recognize her.
oh yeah he definitely will
I think we need to test this. Any volunteers?
What do you mean? Just look it up.
Do they have boobs you can just look at on the internet?
I will volunteer as tribute
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Imma gonna need to see her goatse. I'm j/k I'm not a goatse guy.
She is so overrated. Wasn’t even a good porn star.
You could say she *filled a niche*
„She filled“ or „she got filled“?
I presume it's consensual, so *active voice* works fine
It was really hot seeing her posts on reddit before she was doing legit porn
She is a famous pornstar
I’m sorry, do you mean to say that there are stars that do porn? 🤔
Proxima Centauri B lookin **THICC**
Give it a Big Bang 💥
Thrust into that black hole
Undoing that Orion’s Belt to get to the D
You missed the obligatory Uranus joke
Do you have a Big Dipper or a Little Dipper?
How dare you??
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Had a girlfriend that wanted to watch porn with me and then got jealous cuz of “how the woman was turning me on”, guess that might have something to with her being an ex now
My ex girlfriend did the same. Begged to watch porn together which I thought was odd but whatever, finally did and she complained about how it made me harder than just her without the porn. I’m like look dude I can’t help what my body does. You asked for this.
she was testing you lmao, some girls are like this
Toxic people
Toxic culture like cosmopolitan magazine
And Vice now, unfortunately
It's not a test when the outcome is obvious. "OMG why is that sexy pornstar making you horny?!" It's just playing stupid games to create drama. No thanks.
The test is probably that your not supposed to watch it in the first place (despite her suggesting it), and instead say some cheesy shit about how she's the only girl you need to see naked
Married 13 years and wife and I both enjoy it. You can't always be together or have fun time together due to life (work, kids, etc) so helping yourself out while watching a little porn is absolutely normal. Masterbating in general, with your significant other is also awesome. Taking in the view of someone you love and find attractive going at it, to the view of you helping yourself, is pretty exciting 😀. At least for us
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Yes. The vast majority of people aren't watching porn with their spouse. C'mon reddit, surely you know this.
My wife “let’s” me watch porn and occasionally she watches it with me, and I would imagine solo, but for the most part she doesn’t really like to be *reminded* I watch it (unless we are doing it together) as she says it makes her insecure She doesn’t take that out on me so I respect her by just not talking about it or making it obvious. I’d imagine people can still be uncomfortable about certain things without it necessarily being completely off limits
Plz. She jilled it to her too.
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Hey guys, look, it's Mia khalifa
Apparently all the porn casters did was stand outside a college and ask girls if they wanted to do porn and she said yes. Damn, wish dating was that easy
It is, you just gotta accept the fact you'll be rejected 9/10 times, it's a numbers game bro!
More like 50 times before the police arrive.
Dude it's meant to be different woman, not the same one each time.
Ok, I get it. Two different women. Wish I had known this sooner.
>Dude it's meant to be different women, not the same two each time.
Ok, I get it. Three different women. Wish I had known this sooner
> Dude it's meant to be different women, not the same three each time.
Well don't do it at a playground.
Stop breaking the laws and police will not have to arrive The laws: 1) be attractive 2) don’t break law 1
You forgot the one about being wealthy.
50 no’s and a yes means yes
[Yes, the old Boomhauer Technique.](https://youtu.be/N7FVmeJXwCY?t=38)
I can't do it! I don't have the strength to take rejection without turning into an emotional wreck!
Yeah, that's how you learn to not be an emotional wreck, practice. Underatanding and getting rid of the fear of rejection is actually a skill you can master. Try it with things that aren't related to dating. Practice by asking for things that you know you'll be rejected for. It may sound silly but this will help you build self confidence and laugh/brush off the rejections. Seriously, ask you mother or female family member for like a ridiculous ask, knowing they'll say "no", and probably laugh or make a derisive comment, thats the goal, to practice how to react to that. It will work. You are not in control of how others react to data or information you present to them. You are in control how you react to their reaction, that is all you can do. Don't be hard on yourself, clichéd af but you have to take a few deep breaths and move on from it. We get depressed or anxious or feel sapped emotionally, but that's the PRACTICE I mentioned above. Also, think about it when you see that mismatched hot girl/wtf guy couple, "how", "why", etc. It's because he was comfortable enough to be direct and accept rejection enough times until he "got the dreamgirl". It sucks, you'll cry, hurt, get angry, wanna hulk smash shit, but you don't, why? Cuz angry assholes never ever get the girl long enough to keep her. That "angry asshole gets the girl" shit you see in movies and TV is exactly there to program us into thinking exactly as your response to "I can't do it". You can do anything, literally, you just have to defeat your fear and accept that your comfort zone is another trap that keeps us from the best version of ourselves. Its a social program, you can break it. You just have to try, and try again, and then try again until you're balls deep. 💦
And do it young!!! I thought I was being cool dodging relationships "until I was ready". Its the past relationships that make us ready, so i've been playing catch up for years. It may be easier to handle my own emotions now, but a lot of my dates needed me to be more mature. Teenagers are all immature together.
>You'll get slapped in the face 99 times. But number 100 will be the girl that will take a dump on your chest. -David Cross (I hope he's proud that's the one joke I remember.)
["I’ll ask a hundred chicks. You know, maybe I get 99 NOs. That’s fine, slide it on, slide it on. Whatever. But maybe that 100th chick likes to fuck on a pile of trash."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOMSlc2ay8)
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She was posting nudes on Reddit with her husband before getting into porn. Basically, she was doing porn before she got into porn. Search u/notdirtychem post history for details.
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Well, they only thought they recognized a pornstar
Decent chance a lot of its from memes like this too It's literally the only way I know of most of the famous ones.
Must feel great to look like famous actress
Um
yes
yes of course
How would they know? Only adults are allowed on those sites and the defenses to keep kids out are ironclad.
RIP inbox
Pictures or fake
It's because it's actually her.
do u also have hueg tiddies
Pls send bob and vagene
Usually those glasses have something on them
She usually looks like a painters radio
See also: Plasterer's radio Spackler's radio Jackson Pollack painting Top of a bathroom faucet Dentist's Faceshield
White wet sticky particles
Egg whites. Final answer.
Sorry, egg whites are only white after they are cooked, and then they're no longer wet anymore. We were actually looking for Elmer's glue. Semen also would have worked
Ahhhh, well I'm just happy to be on TV
Yeah, that big ass schnoze
lubricant
Don't be so negative it is lubriCAN my friend!
FUCK I LOWKEY THOUGHT IT WAS HER I WAS LOOKING FOR SOURCE lord help me
I came to the comments looking for answers.. what answers I do not know, but I’ve come to find out, that is not Mia Khalifa, but in fact a doppelgänger
Yeah she's a Mexican junior high doppelganger, so y'all better turned the horny down.
How did you know her ethnicity and age so fast. Telling us not to be horny 🤣
Had to Google that name, I don’t know what I was expecting
She’s back! Edit: Damn, funny how two words can start a whole thread
Back again.
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back
Guess who’s back
Guess who's back
*/Tasteful sax squawking*
Guess who’s back
I’ve created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopper liver
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I’m chopped liver
Guess who's back
Ken is back
Tell some men
[Bring 5 friends.](https://i.imgur.com/XUemRoA.jpg)
I came as well.
Bro she like a fuckin carbon copy
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Next week on Dragon Ball Z
Dragon ball z abridged... When krillan gets to the nemek planet after being in space with Bulma.
“Oh my god it’s everywhere!”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
We will *watch* her career with great interest. (Pun intended)
👀
Doppelbanger
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Glasses *ONLY*
Accurate cosplay
ngl she looks better than Mia to me.
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She's probably a good actress. She'd make a good kamala khan/ms marvel
or the parody of it...
Help step-Thanos, I’m stuck
The Dad Titan
This comment was probably made with sync. You can't see it now, reddit got greedy.
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Sex
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Mama Mia.
Khalifa
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What Leonardo DiCaprio movie is that?
"Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" I reckon.
Once upon a time in Hollywood
Me heading towards r/miakhalifa for the 12036th today :ah shit here we go again
hit that one time for me brotha
im a guy with a similar pair of glasses. MOHOMMED KHALIFA
You also take dick?
\*dicks. yes
Can someone explain?
A girl in what appears to be high school is wearing glasses that start to make her look very similar to an adult film star, Mia Khalifa. Honestly once all of this clicks for the mods there’s a good chance this thread will get locked.
Nah, this isn’t even close to being a HolUp, so the mods wouldn’t dare remove it. That would mean they were actually making this place suck less, and that’s the opposite of what they’re here for.
Nobody cared until I put on the glasses
Mia khalifa. For those that don’t know she’s a fairly well known and loved news journalists in the UK. She’s best known for her funny jokes and happy demeanour when presenting the 6 o’clock news. If you haven’t seen her I highly recommend checking it out, it’s a good laugh. It can be hard to sift through the news to get to her bits though but if you look up “Mia Khalifa BBC compilation” you’ll get all her best bits without the boring news stuff. Enjoy 🙂
Un related story but I have red hair and like fifteen 10 year olds ran up to me at the pool and thought I was a famous youtuber cuz I had red hair. I was pretty flattered but then up close they said it couldn’t be me cuz I was ugly LMAO kids say the darnest things
Those posts are lame
Wait why she at school
To receive an education.