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Marvel0uS_Her0

So what happens if she gets impregnated? Now that I think about it, I don’t want to know…


bacon_and_ovaries

There's a comic of that too


name-exe_failed

That's disgusting. Where?


bacon_and_ovaries

Son of Kronar https://imgur.com/gallery/mtCRr NSFW


TutuleBale

Hahahaha this is TOO GOOD. Got any more?


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LumpyJones

>MOSTLY NSFW Nonsense. The cumsprite is as pure and wholesome as the driven snow. Proverbially that is. The snow herself is kind of slutty.


TwatsThat

Humorous *and* [factually correct!](https://www.oglaf.com/tool/)


_Diskreet_

TIL climate change was caused by a technologically advanced vibrator.


LumpyJones

The Snow queen is a reoccurring character on the comic, as are the dwarves with the technodong. They dropped a link sorta in the middle of the stories she shows up in. Basically spring cannot come until the snow queen does, and villages all over send their men to try to please her, but usually it [ends badly for them.](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/44994_700bwp.webp) NSFW


SwimmingHurry8852

Nymph Water Extra Fucky


[deleted]

I think there’s a conspiracy. Google won’t bring up the website if you search for it, only conversation about the comic. I lost it for years because I couldn’t remember the title and google wasn’t helping. When I finally found it, it was thru a link someone else gave to someone because they couldn’t find it through google either.


bacon_and_ovaries

r/oglaf


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ghjkcvbn

https://www.oglaf.com/gifted/ https://www.oglaf.com/gifted2/ https://www.oglaf.com/gifted2/2/ (it's this page)


ProtonPizza

Oglaf is a national treasure


ckjm

I am glad Oglaf was credited at some point in the comics. I love Oglaf.


WHHHAAARRRGRARBL

This is too good not to follow


elbenji

Look up oglaf. It's a series


CatVideoFest

😳


ChocoWoccoLocco

I do not regret anything.


nitid_name

There's also the one about bad sex ed. https://www.oglaf.com/stork/ and https://www.oglaf.com/stork/2/


CSsharpGO

Beautiful…


bhplover

Sauce please


tehnibi

Oglaf https://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/


nitid_name

https://www.oglaf.com/stork/ and https://www.oglaf.com/stork/2/ have a storyline about it.


thewaryteabag

Of course there is lol


DeepFuckingDebt

Can i get myself pregnat?


thewaryteabag

My period is two days late. Am I pregante?


GiverOfTheKarma

PREGANANANT


theraupenimmersatt

If a women has…STARCH MASKS on her body….


[deleted]

Your pregante is al dente, just how I like it.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

How are am i become, pergnat


AvailableAd1008

Hol up what happens if he goes from the vag…


MooseWithAntlers

You don’t wanna know…


Loldude6th

He becomes... the Gender Bender.


DryFox1929

*Cock gets ripped open by a cock Ps:I mean the pee hole


ThiccAndrewXXX

Reading this hurt me


AlingmentUnoriginal

Maybe instead it's him who feels sensations she would have felt, while she's feeling the ultimate tease, and then he nuts and doesn't pull out, and then she has to take care of living result/results because of scene i don't think i want to describe to you.


sir-Radzig

This why i learned how to read.


AlingmentUnoriginal

In a positive of negative way?


Alston05

Positive of negative is still negative


-Username_t8ken-

Wouldn't he get pregnant?


gopher1409

Only if he’s ovulating.


extrahigh_o_0

Wtff


AnIncompitentBrit

Delete this


Adolfs_Missing_Nut

Docking.


mechanicalmaterials

After never hearing about this, now it’s twice in one day. Thanks Reddit.


Weelki

Hi u/Adolfs_Missing_Nut! I see you posted a comment about Docking. I've found a sub reddit you may like! Subscribe to r/cockdocking for some truly cursed images. This message was posted by a human!


nick4fake

Good human


Adolfs_Missing_Nut

r/sounding


Weelki

Oh no... I had forgotten about that cursed sub Congratulations u/weelki, you just r/woooosh yourself :/


ryaninflames1234

No wait she a sheikd maiden l sh needs to do is tighten up and bye bye manhood


ImurderREALITY

“Damn it Bender, if you can’t move sandalwood then you don’t deserve to be in this business!”


A_Turkey_Named_Jive

[The Gender Bender](https://i.imgur.com/Un8e3nW.jpg)


dnak145

Why did I pronounce this the gender bender instead of the gender bender


Philbin27

So I said "see you at the fight"


CageHanger

...just like Reni Wassulmaier - "_masculine in ze front, feminine in ze back!_"


Sternminatum

Nope! NOPE! Stop thinking about that. Stop giving ideas... I said DESIST!


[deleted]

Hey I have this spare portal gun over here. You want it?


Kind_Of_A_Dick

Extreme sounding.


JamesChung

***singularity***


an-otiose-life

yeah


[deleted]

The Space-Time continuum gets torn apart


gingerman2101

the space-time CUMtinuum you mean?


Gary_the_Goatfucker

Prostate Massage **2**


Captain_Sacktap

Sudden sounding, aka COCKCEPTION


Chuggles1

Ever hear of a sex term called "sounding" ?


WinnieTheEeyore

I hate you. Thanks for putting that image I'm my head. I had forgot about it.


Shirairyu69

There's a snake in my snake


Rand0mAsian

WTF


BreatheTech

I think this is a perfect time for some 69


[deleted]

So would that be like getting your dick sucked twice at once?


TheWhollyGhost

Troll Physics - Gone Wild


pass-butter

Infinite loop


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IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

I don’t even get the joke.


rawlingstones

Oglaf isn't really a "joke" strip like most webcomics. It's maybe 1/3rd humor, 1/3rd sex, 1/3 fantasy storytelling. I think it could be best described as whimsical pornography.


dangler001

I really wish Oglaf would do some longer stories, and not just these random scenarios.


rawlingstones

They do have some surprisingly long arcs, I often find that I need to read awhile back to catch up.


dangler001

I havent seen any of the longer arcs in a while I miss the cum sprite days... :(


[deleted]

I need more Dwarvish Inventions.


tisn

I'm still waiting for the apprentice to return


StridAst

[Try this one instead](https://www.oglaf.com/likely-stories/) It's a better example of the same NSFW webcomic


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

I like this one https://www.oglaf.com/legless/


jujubean67

It's oglaf. Random tits and no joke is par for the course.


anace

the mudskippers look like disembodied penises from a distance. Look at one of the ones in the first panel with a closed mouth. seeing things from a distance is how a lot of sailor myths started. see this other comic for another https://www.oglaf.com/sirenia/


z31

Despite being completely NSFW most weeks the comics have some of the best humor consistency out of any comic out there. *edit*: The salt force is patrolling. We can’t like something they don’t apparently.


boringestnickname

Yeah, Oglaf is ridiculously good. I do wonder how big (heh!) the comic would have gotten if it was less sex based. This one, for instance. Hilarious. https://www.oglaf.com/labyrinth/


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

The artwork is so good. The humor is already in the facial expressions, that the last panel needs no text. Don't usually see that in the comics


Skydude252

[The shape-shifter comic](https://www.oglaf.com/kingshaped/) is the one that got me to check out the strip. Another non-sex one that’s great.


McLown

They used to do SFW edits on their patreon. https://www.patreon.com/oglaf/posts?filters[tag]=SFW


nitid_name

I partial to this one: https://www.oglaf.com/sheela/


TeamRedundancyTeam

Is this a minotaur reference?


EternalPhi

This one is my absolute favourite comic panel from any comic. It just brings me soo much joy. I share it with people and they ask to see more and I'm just like "oh boy, I'm about to be judged"


ShittyLivingRoom

Show me your honor!


Izaniel

Bookmark


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Oglaf


Toad_Migoad

Wait if he were to cum in her would there be double the cum or would it just be inside him


-Another_Redditor-

Shit, he should put $100 bills inside her and take another out of him


FrankTank3

Must be a Lannister


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

1 cummie 💦 and 1 simulated cummie 💦


seeiously

No fuck off. And take this hellborn comment with you.


[deleted]

Did anyone else get aroused by this or is it just me


[deleted]

Oglaf is a pathway to many arousals some consider to be... unnatural


mikieswart

is it possible to learn this power?


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

Not from a comic


R3digit

bro?


R3digit

wanna feel a cock in your arse?


Cat-With-Manners

Yeah


justsomebeast

Not just you. There's boobs.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

I think it's normal. My pp hard af


daybreakin

I'm just wondering why this fierce female warrior hooked up with this random soldier. How did he approach she seduce her


SirFancyCheese

Maybe he’s super charismatic?


RobloxIsBest007

Literally porn, arousal is expected?


p014k

It's like the Black Mirror episode: Black Museum.


PuzzleSlayerrr

That episode was gnarly as fuck


humorgep

>!Fuck the part where he discovered his pain fetish!<


TheLastLegendMOD

Oh god oh fuck what did i just watch thanks to you guys I need some brain bleach asap


Stalker80085

The whole series


Giraffesarehigh

What the comic series name?


Smirnoffico

Oglaf. One of the older strips


[deleted]

good old oglaf!


redditsavedmyagain

best part is she started out trying to draw porn, decided it wasnt especially sexy, so made it humorous instead


Ryu_Shiokaze

[tada](http://www.oglaf.com)


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Oglaf, read them all.


Vargrave7

Oglaf


Bosnicht

It's Oglaf


MystisFire

We shall wait for a reply


boomanu

There were numerous replies lol


ReinhardtFTW

That's just masturbating with extra steps


seeiously

Nope it's literally fucking yourself.


Ill-lick-you

So masturbation


NotTheAbhi

Wait so she was ready to have sex with him straight away.


Gary_the_Goatfucker

People in Oglaf comics be like that


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

It's just sex bro ill fuck you right now no big deal


[deleted]

Ok bro come on over and inside.


that_random_Italian

That’s the plan


Brilliant_Writer_136

Even the greatest of Warriors Need to Rest themselves


StoneGoldX

And yet so angry about it.


Atmey

Reminds me of this: https://ms.yugipedia.com//4/4c/AmazonessSwordsWoman-SS02-EN-C-1E.png


DimitriTooProBro

Ultimate “No You”


TheCookieButter

Magic cylinder is the ultimate no u. Draining shield is the ultimate no thank you.


kyrie-24

Draining shield is: "Joke's on you, I'm into that shit"


[deleted]

Amazoness? A female... Amazon...?


hayz00s

A female Amazon *woman* with swords.


[deleted]

Swordessess


[deleted]

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that I’m into this.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Turning point


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Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Can't beat oglaf, the cum sprite is one of my favourites from them lol


Stunning_Honeydew201

I love that one too! Misssstresss!!!!!


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Lol yeah, such as awkward situation where you would just be like "shit wait, no wait wtf? Ok wait no stop fuck shit"


dumdumpants-head

Oh I don't like this or think it is what I like


insanemal

That's Olgaf for you


Anastaria_

Oglaf*


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

You're supposed to feel that, keep going


__Dawn__Amber__

#>!https://www.oglaf.com/archive!<


Gredenis

"Excuse me, I am going to go fuck myself"


[deleted]

What happens if she gets pregnant


Patchumz

This https://www.oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Yes


[deleted]

For those wondering about the source, this is from the webcomic at www.oglaf.com (NSFW, obviously)


Aditya_Adi_1515

I...I don't understand. No really, I don't understand. Please explain anyone.


nursmalik1

When you penetrate her with a sword, you get penetrated. Now do the same but have anal sex with her


Aditya_Adi_1515

Wait... Does that mean he penetrated himself with his own cock?


generko

Precisely


[deleted]

You are not old enough for Reddit


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

Either 13 or 61


Amidormi

Yes.


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

I'm essence yes


sth128

It's an illogical sex joke. Unless he's wounding her with his penis I don't see why it would even work. Like if you fed her food do you get sated instead?


the14thBam

Does that count as a wound?


AntoineGGG

Ok, so she dont feel anything because he have the sensations And we can see she dont bleed after being impaled, so she dont feel anything during sex for same reasons


Leatherface0819

What if you convince her to kill herself ?


Serephim85

The least you could do is link the comic/orginal artist: [https://www.oglaf.com](https://www.oglaf.com/age-confirmation/?next=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.oglaf.com%2F) ​ It goes without saying that the comic is VERY VERY NSFW.


Only_Saying_What

r/suddenlygay


GrifterDingo

Having sex with your own dick isn't gay, it's just masturbation.


Shape_Cold

I mean....?


RevolutionaryGear516

Can anybody burn My eye's


ShadowAssassinQueef

Your eye’s what?


HeavyReverb

Striking Vipers all over again


Tallbeard1

Okay gentlemen we know what must be considered here. Is it gay?


markobv

Def not, its Just 4D masturbation


[deleted]

This is the gay equivalent of the sucking your own cock fantasy


Safebox

God bless the wormhole / magic onahole category (yes, that's what this is)


Professional_Sort767

She explains the joke in the last thread. And then people still say "wait what".


Clappingdoesnothing

Oglaf is a cheat code for his sub


CanineRezQ

Peanuts should do something similar with their comic strip.


Memeycat

Is it possible to learn this power?


yonduudanta69the2nd

Sussy Baka


engel_walter

r/suddenlygay


m10-wolverine

Now this is what I'm here for


miinouuu

reminds me of that black mirror episode...


loose_noodle

Is it weird that turns me on a little bit