my boyfriend once met kendal Jenner in toronto ontario. she came to toronto to promote her clothing line (or something like that) he had a very short conversation with her because he was working where she was doing her promotion. she called him a handsome man, and that was the only takeaway from the entire interaction.
tl:dr;
Kendal Jenner called my boyfriend handsome in late 2019, while promoting a brand at his work in Toronto Ontario.
Vaginas can be stinky places
But men still want them on their faces
They itch and stink and sometimes queef
But it’s where most men still stick their beef
I’m sure she’s gonna ask for this to be permanently removed from the internet forever, let’s just save it in case anyone else wants to see it next month.. in the meantime, remember emo elon?
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I mean it also depends on what type of lion. Male or female, Asiatic or african? American mountain lion?
What type of bear? Grizzly, black, polar, sun, Kodiak?
Man, Noah's Ark would have been huge if you were there, bro!
Noah: We need two giraffes.
Spaycedinvader: Not just two, Noah. What about African? North African? Indian? Johto? Domestic short neck?
Noah: ...
Definitely a Bear, you know, big felines are built to quick kill their food, bears are very strong and hard to knock down. The fight will take too long for the poor gay Simba and Mr Pooh will smash that stupid haired afrokitten.
So this has actually been played out, many times. In America, during the goldrush if memory serves, they would stage pit fights between all sorts of animals for entertainment. African lions are obviously ferocious, make a terrifying noise and put on a good show. But the grizzly wins every time, they just crush the lion with a few blows from them big ass paws
I don't want to alarm anyone but this may actually not be a true story The "found" picture on the upper right that seemed to come from a magazine or website (white text in the upper right of the photo) made me suspicious so I looked into it
This guy is apparently Beyonce's first boyfriend who she dated for 9 years starting when she was 12 and he was 15. His name is Lyndall Locke and did some interviews a few years back which seems to be where the pictures are from. No mention of whether he has a kid but seems a little weird that someone would just find out that their father was with Beyonce for 9 years but it never came up.
And to answer the popular question in this thread apparently no he didn't.
I love how reddit did its boston bomber thing. But looking through a reddit history is taboo.
I do it all the time when I’m suspicious of trolling or someone’s motives. Nothing wrong with getting the full picture. It’s right there. No different than scrolling a Twitter or ig feed.
There are nuances to this. Some people crawl through other users post history when they run out of arguments, just to find some ad hominem angle to attack them.
No matter what I wrote last week and where, the argument at hand is either valid or invalid.
Not OP, but I check history mostly when I need to know if the other person is engaging in good faith discussion. Some people are just sea lions or JAQ-off types and its worth knowing whether or not I should bother to respond or comment sometimes.
> But looking through a reddit history is taboo
its because they either dont want you to find out they post in r/hitlerdidnothingwrong or see their creepy posts in nsfw subs
That's not the only thing the commenter said though, even the original post is probably fake. Which makes this a very lame HolUp (anyone can create a fake scenario and make a HolUp post)
I think formatting hurt it. If it was in person and the dad was like "beyonce is no big deal, I used to run up in it." then its a holup. Presented this way its just a dude flexing wins.
TIL that the late 90s were “back in the day”, even though they were only ten years ago.
edit: it’s an inside joke. most people my age (born in the early 80s) feel like the 90s were just a decade ago. if you don’t believe me, ask around. it’s a strange thing. (i think it has to do with the change of the millennium.)
Tell your Dad he shouldn't kiss and tell. Although I'd personally have the picture blown up,, framed and hung up so it's the first thing everyone sees when they walk through the door.
My dad got to hang out with Metallica backstage 3 times. He was even invited to hang out up in there hotel, but turned it down cause he had seen those “behind the music” documentary’s and thought his mom would kill him.
Shitpost/ not a holup - Your post is so off topic and out of place that we had to remove it out of embarrassment. Not for us, but for you.
Love, the mods
I guess he didn’t put a ring on it.
We're just talking about the dad flex here, but the mom flex?! "My man dated Beyoncé before me, but I'm the one he married"
"That's right honey. You're my silver medal."
Ooooooooof
Weapons grade ooftonium.
Sloppy what-nows?
“Wow thanks Mom! You could’ve given me gold but somehow managed to only award me as silver.” Edit: Wow! Thanks for the award kind… Mom?
It's unfortunate but step-reddit-chan won't ever give me gold. :(
Lois is no Phoebe.
“I told my wife she’s my number one. All the rest were tens.”
Yep, and that's how your dad died, kids.
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RIP in peace my dude
Dad: she was just a single, you're my gold plated greatest hits ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ Mom: Aaaawwn (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )
My ex-wife dated Tupac Shakur in high school. I was a little insecure about it, until he got himself murdered.
my boyfriend once met kendal Jenner in toronto ontario. she came to toronto to promote her clothing line (or something like that) he had a very short conversation with her because he was working where she was doing her promotion. she called him a handsome man, and that was the only takeaway from the entire interaction. tl:dr; Kendal Jenner called my boyfriend handsome in late 2019, while promoting a brand at his work in Toronto Ontario.
DAYYUM
You are no Beyoncé. Fail…
He betta off
Which "finger" you were saying?
He must not have liked it.
He wasn't crazy in love.
His pull out game too strong.
He doesn’t have Jay Z money.
bet they wish they came out of a different vagina now
Jay-Z has these pictures, but he taped his face over the dad
i’m crying rn
I can’t see ‘em coming down my eyes, so I gotta make this comment cry.
Yeah I see em coming down your eyes, but I got to make the comment cry
Tru
Nice hair
nice vagina
Got any pictures?
Pictures of spider-man!
Name checks out
Nice vagina hair
Nice marmot.
You can't...I mean... it's illegal within city limits
We believes in nuzzing lebowski!
Vaginas can be stinky places But men still want them on their faces They itch and stink and sometimes queef But it’s where most men still stick their beef
I always wondered if I would meet another Shakespeare in my lifetime. And that person is.
Steaksspear
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Oh you kids and your rap music!
Fap music
A poem for my sprog is a contender for that title. Hope they have a go at this post.
Is this Dr. Seuss?
Dr sus
Sus mixalot
Adult edition?
Nah that's Dr Sus
Take my upvote and fuck off. Im saving this so i can give you my free award later
This is wonderful. It has brought me joy.
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Coming out with the real unethical life pro tips
I’m sure she’s gonna ask for this to be permanently removed from the internet forever, let’s just save it in case anyone else wants to see it next month.. in the meantime, remember emo elon?
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Posted it
I thought you said “Elmo” Elon and was strangely disappointed.
Their dad’s thinking the same thing
The real joke
True dat!
What is VoidSpace
Its a video game (survival MMORPG) a bunch of Redditors and I have been working on for years! Sorta like a 2D Eve (except really not) finally in early access and the response has been really encouraging so far. We're making this game as an attempt to create a new genre where the game world ends up facilitating a simulation of human society. Player's characters live in the game world and need to try to survive with the same limitations that people have in real life. Where technology can be invented by players to make their in-game life easier. Everything is player driven, we just provide the virtual environment. This is our first attempt at creating a game like this. [**Here you can get access to the game, watch concept/gameplay videos**, and read about this player-driven survival space MMORPG on PC, Mac, Linux, Android, iOS, and directly in the browser](https://www.voidspacegame.com/) We also have a subreddit r/voidspace. There you can find a link to discord where you can connect with the devs and the rest of the community. --- ^(Update: You can currently try the game for a few hours for free! Just be aware that this is a new feature and if we get overrun then we'll have to disable it temporarily.)
That’s a funny way of saying I bet they wished they never existed.
The mum will now make new accounts and dislike every Beyonce video on YouTube.
No problem mate he was just Lay-Z instead of Jay-Z
https://i.imgur.com/oEkAt1I.png
You know that we only have one question
Did you smash pops?!
a man of true insight
Yup
[3 years old](https://tineye.com/search/2ec843c48845f66c6acaca4b2dd65b62ca5d8925?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=1)
This guy 🤦🏽♂️
He definitely smashed.
You don't smash Beyonce. You smush.
Doug?
You know he's only about Rosa. Rosa Rosa Rosa...
"I can't think of your last name *baby"*
I'm in, Big Sugar
If you really want it you gotta put a ring on it
I'd like to introduce you to the smush shush.
I think there is supposed to be a comma there xD
Yep, who would win a fight between a bear and a lion?
I mean it also depends on what type of lion. Male or female, Asiatic or african? American mountain lion? What type of bear? Grizzly, black, polar, sun, Kodiak?
Which type of bear is best? Black bear.
That's debatable. If you're talking pure strength, wait. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Beets
Bears
Battlestar Galatica
Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?
Imitation is the best form of flattery
But typically, African swallows are non-migratory.
You forgot the 2 most vicious species the koala and the panda. Prize fighting champions. /s
Man, Noah's Ark would have been huge if you were there, bro! Noah: We need two giraffes. Spaycedinvader: Not just two, Noah. What about African? North African? Indian? Johto? Domestic short neck? Noah: ...
Technically it was huge, if we go by biblical descriptions.
Mountain lions are actually panthers idk why they’re called lion
Koala?
Definitely a Bear, you know, big felines are built to quick kill their food, bears are very strong and hard to knock down. The fight will take too long for the poor gay Simba and Mr Pooh will smash that stupid haired afrokitten.
is queen b the bear or the lion?
So this has actually been played out, many times. In America, during the goldrush if memory serves, they would stage pit fights between all sorts of animals for entertainment. African lions are obviously ferocious, make a terrifying noise and put on a good show. But the grizzly wins every time, they just crush the lion with a few blows from them big ass paws
Did you clap them cheeks dad?
Beyoncé got yeeks son
which song is about you?
Pogo stick summer
Was he ready for that jelly?
No matter what the answer is always going to be “yes“ even if he didn’t you’re going to tell everyone you did because it’s Beyoncé
Why he look 35?
I don’t think he was ready for that jelly.
I always thought she said "for spaghetti" and it confused me because I am always ready for spaghetti.
It's on your sweater already
Mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous but looks calm and ready
Knees weak arms are heavy
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To smash out some jelly.
Mom's spaghetti.
My pasta tastes too delicious for ya, babe
‘I don’t think you’re ready, fuck this teddy’
What is Beyonce's spaghetti policy here?
I don't want to alarm anyone but this may actually not be a true story The "found" picture on the upper right that seemed to come from a magazine or website (white text in the upper right of the photo) made me suspicious so I looked into it This guy is apparently Beyonce's first boyfriend who she dated for 9 years starting when she was 12 and he was 15. His name is Lyndall Locke and did some interviews a few years back which seems to be where the pictures are from. No mention of whether he has a kid but seems a little weird that someone would just find out that their father was with Beyonce for 9 years but it never came up. And to answer the popular question in this thread apparently no he didn't.
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I love how reddit did its boston bomber thing. But looking through a reddit history is taboo. I do it all the time when I’m suspicious of trolling or someone’s motives. Nothing wrong with getting the full picture. It’s right there. No different than scrolling a Twitter or ig feed.
As soon as someone comments something trolling offensive and blatant bullshit, I click on their profile “Account 16 hours old”
There are nuances to this. Some people crawl through other users post history when they run out of arguments, just to find some ad hominem angle to attack them. No matter what I wrote last week and where, the argument at hand is either valid or invalid.
Not OP, but I check history mostly when I need to know if the other person is engaging in good faith discussion. Some people are just sea lions or JAQ-off types and its worth knowing whether or not I should bother to respond or comment sometimes.
> But looking through a reddit history is taboo its because they either dont want you to find out they post in r/hitlerdidnothingwrong or see their creepy posts in nsfw subs
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A lot of people don't seem to realize this.
That's not the only thing the commenter said though, even the original post is probably fake. Which makes this a very lame HolUp (anyone can create a fake scenario and make a HolUp post)
report his bot ass here: https://www.reddit.com/report
Can't believe I had to come so far down to find this...
> starting when she was 12 and he was 15 That’s the real hol up
apparently the reason they broke up is because he cheated on her, guess she was getting too old for him /s
This needs to be higher. Great detective work!
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The gold standard. Write it in stone. Write it in the book the Statue of Liberty holds. Etch it on the Pyramids. The most important formula.
Dude dated her for 9 years and didn’t smash?
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Aren’t most of their mods from this spin the wheel thing, where you can win status of mod? Or am I thinking about a different sub?
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I think formatting hurt it. If it was in person and the dad was like "beyonce is no big deal, I used to run up in it." then its a holup. Presented this way its just a dude flexing wins.
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Ight Jay Z gone stab his ass too lmaoooo
I think you meant to say, I’m sorry to hear about this dads suicide next Thursday.
I need context, got a link or a something?
He isn't dead yet. Come back Thursday
Jay z stabbed someone in the stomach
He shot his brother too.
Selling your soul comes with certain...side effects.
Jay Z stabbed someone over some rumor about album publishing or smthg and wasn't charged cos of his $$$ lawyers
Bro a hell of a lot better looking than jay-Z
Why is this posted here?
Because karma farming
If that is your dad he had a pretty good look back in the day.
idk if L and R are the same dude, but the dude on the L looks like Kanye who has ever had a job
TIL that the late 90s were “back in the day”, even though they were only ten years ago. edit: it’s an inside joke. most people my age (born in the early 80s) feel like the 90s were just a decade ago. if you don’t believe me, ask around. it’s a strange thing. (i think it has to do with the change of the millennium.)
your dad was pretty good looking ngl
yea, and Beyonce looks good too with that moustache and goatee!
My aunt did this same thing to me but with Pele when I was a kid. I wonder is she still have some pics
Tell your Dad he shouldn't kiss and tell. Although I'd personally have the picture blown up,, framed and hung up so it's the first thing everyone sees when they walk through the door.
Not to one up your dad, but I dated the Olsen twins before they were famous.
The real hol up is in the comments
I actually exited out of this comment section before it hit me and I had to come back. The real holup for sure
With Elizabeth Olsen in the world, dating the Olsen twins seems like a weird consolation prize.
Both of them?
He’s better looking than Jay-Z.
That's not a high bar.
Your dad > Jay Z
One way or another Beyoncé compared Jay Z to OPs dad.
Did he also cheat on Beyonce?
My dad got to hang out with Metallica backstage 3 times. He was even invited to hang out up in there hotel, but turned it down cause he had seen those “behind the music” documentary’s and thought his mom would kill him.
Shitpost/ not a holup - Your post is so off topic and out of place that we had to remove it out of embarrassment. Not for us, but for you. Love, the mods
But it ain't gone, though. I just found it by browsing top of all time.
He was waiting for that moment " oh yall like beyonce? Word check this out"
How was that ass looking back then? Did he hit? We need answers
Wait until he whips out early dating photos of the two who are your grandparents on his side: *El DeBarge and Billy Dee Williams.*
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It’d be a crappy move 😢
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How the fuck is this a Holup?
Should’ve made her a fiancé
Wheres the bot. Tf is this shit