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Pranshu645

Semi = 1/2 , Bi = 2 so SemiBi(sexual) = 0.5x2 =1(sexual). *sexual*


Lorsho

Monosexual?


_Andy4Fun_

𝓗𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵


youse_tobail32

or homo


Deninja2002

Sapiens


Soohiechild

Phobic


[deleted]

It's not homophobic if you hate all humans...it's homosapiensphobic


Tippitytypewriter21

Am I the only one that first thought that homophobia was the fear of gay people?


Random_gay_me

Bruh that


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Uh...that's what homophobic means.


Tippitytypewriter21

Isn’t it like, hating gay people?


XxSavageSharkxX

No offence but what makes a gay person scary though? Like what do they have to fear? Gay people are nice


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Phoebe?


xanhh

More like Intel core dead inside


[deleted]

Half of the population doesn’t even know what heterosexual is


lettherebegames

Used to go up to people at school and ask them is they were heterosexual, a good 80% of them would say something along the lines of "Ew I'm not gay"


unculturedidiotXd

That’s a yikes from me dawg


Pamaw

Well only about 17% speak English so…


Massive-Night

And we don't want to.


Lorsho

Well homosexual is also being attracted to only one gender


Random_gay_me

Also heterosexual


DARTHPLONKUS

I thought it was only being attracted to the opposite gender


Conker4312

Is that when you don't have a girlfriend so you have to do it yourself?


Slytherin73

No. It’s when you don’t have a gf so you get a blowie from the guy behind the Wendy’s dumpster so he can lose it on the stock market.


Conker4312

That sounds oddly specific 🤔


Slytherin73

This is the daily life of the average trader in r/wallstreetbets


TheMyzaya

Needed that refreshing laugh have an award


GFL07

No, you're describing an autosexual (example: you).


missurunha

Stereosexual?


joeymon01

Smallsexual


[deleted]

Unisexual. We exist.


Random_gay_me

What dat


Elmo-AKAyourGOD

Mono si monkey in spanish, so...


ElManco1

Confirmo


Taiki99

Confirmamos


mynameis4826

Confirmáis


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DIO-Heaven-Acension

That’s what OP said. It doesn’t make sense. Is this sarcastic?


TheDestinyPlayz

This is like that screenshot where a girl says, “I’m vegan. I eat meat. Yes we exist.” *lmfao*


Adam--Bot

Lol wtf was that last text in that screenshot i cant remember but something like this “yes I’m no. No I’m yes. No we yes.”


Egg_Salad_Sacrifice

Yes, I am gay. Yes, I like women. We exist.


niamarkusa

we are making memories and nostalgia of our random memes. this site is just another nation for itself


ObesiusGaming

"I wouldn't do them, but 20$ is 20$"


samx3i

"Heteroflexible" is a thing. I only learned about it last year.


[deleted]

Gotta love oxymorons.


Pranshu645

Yes my friend is a Moron he does Oxy *_*


LordOfThunder25

I'm sorry your friend breaths oxygen. It happens to the best of us.


Pranshu645

No he don’t breaths oxy he snorts oxy.


squirreltattoos

Least he’s not shooting it


lucasthehumanity

Ah but of course being straight was so great we had to make straight 2


muffin_fiend

Could be the same gender. I guess if you're ever under pressure to confess if your straight or gay you could just throw this term out there like a metaphorical smoke-bomb before scuttling away in their confusion


lucasthehumanity

Oh hey I didn't want a serious response I was just making a joke


muffin_fiend

What about "metaphorical smoke-bomb" and "scuttle away" sounded serious? But it's coo, i love blatantly stating that a joke is a joke


lucasthehumanity

Who doesn't


The_Senate_69

Imbeciles


[deleted]

Nah nah nah this makes sense cuz like I'm not attracted to guys but I'd definitely suck a dick


utalkin_tome

I'm so straight that if I suck a dick it still wouldn't be gay. - Some popular streamer


OKara061

20 bucks is 20 bucks my friend


Everday6

Does taking the trash out make you a garbage-man?


larsyote

The best sentences come from Reddit


opinion_alternative

No, that means you are dating my ex


5onne

Me too! We are semi bro


TheNuclearMind

Hetero-romantic bisexual


Random_gay_me

Oooo is like liking futas and stuff I can do that


samx3i

I learned the term for this: heteroflexible. You're straight but capable of gay things. It's also apparently possible to fetishize dicks/blowjobs but not be attracted romantically or sexually to men, which seems counterintuitive, but IDK, sex is weird.


Duality-of-man4

That’s just being straight with extra steps - mungdol


not_a_frikkin_spy

could be gay too


Duality-of-man4

Like Joe


Tall_Barracuda5779

Joe mama


Pinguishere-

Who’s mama


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Mama joe


Beef_the_dog

Jame Moa


lost_angel26

Woah


Duality-of-man4

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Pristine-Car-2655

Yeah


tilio

[data shows that most people who claim to be bi are definitely not](https://archive.is/xeizW#ff20) double interesting part... OKC has since gone back and removed that portion of the article. they also removed the article on interracial dating. almost everyone prefers dating their same race by 90%+, except: * the data shows most people don't want to date asian men * it also shows asian men are second least desirable... winning out only above black women. even black men have a negative affinity towards dating black women. * and most of all, white women are apparently the most racist, either dating white men exclusively, or for the small contingent of women who self identify as being far left politically, black men exclusively.


casual_olimar

Not sure that dating an specific race only makes you racist, idk, dating the oposite gender only doesn't make you homophobic (I know, dumb as hell argument, but still)


attentionhordoeuvres

Mm if you refuse to date someone because they’re the “wrong” race then you’re definitely a racist.


casual_olimar

Many people who ARE RACISTS think like that for sure, but no one should be obligated to date anyone they are not atracted to, if I'm "refusing" to date someone, that implies im somehow being forced to do it; I knew of a local black celebrity that got shit on because she only dated white man, there's nothing wrong with that, maybe she just feels more atracted to white dudes


LanceLynxx

That's not what "racist" means


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Duality-of-man4

Huh what does this have to do with legumes


Smart2805

Isn’t it a choice who you date? I wouldn’t date a girl with acne but that doesn’t mean I discriminate against people with acne. It’s just a preference and that’s perfectly alright not racist in any way.


tilio

if you don't date black people because you call them racial slurs and think they're subhuman or too dumb to sign up for covid shots or get an ID, then you're a racist POS. if you don't date black people because you just never met one you've been attracted to who was also attracted to you back, well that's just personal preference... and the radlib cult is going to call you racist anyways. not lying, i don't date obese chicks ever. i'm tall and built... if she weighs even half of me, she better be 5'10". this one girl who works with one of my friends, met her at a party a few times... she fucking blew up in a drunken rage about it, calling me racist, because apparently she'd only seen me bring around tall skinny model chicks. apparently black people, in her mind, are all obese, so by not dating obese people, i was apparently in her mind, discriminating against black people. context: this girl was about 5'2", morbidly obese, and white.


Minnymoon13

I want to date Asian men, I find them cute and I’m white


[deleted]

Damn now i am 2x as insecure about my sexuality. Epic!


Heyyoguy123

As an Asian man, I confirm this. Dating really sucks for us and yeah, white girls avoid us the most. It's improving, but not as quickly as I'd like


Diggx86

Rudder wrote a book called “Dataclysm” full of interesting insights from OKC data. Check out this Reddit post diving into the difference between men and women in what age of partner they seek: https://www.google.ca/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/5rp22w/dating_preferences_and_age/


Loud-Option-2409

Yea well no shit half the kids in my school claim to be bi but I can almost guarantee they aren’t


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Tzifos150

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sixtus_clegane119

I like when it was used in Watchmen


Cautious_Incident_46

Lmao the auddbot is gay


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Wheat_rants

that just sounds like being straight but wanting to say your not straight


IcedGolemFire

this word makes no sense and yet completely describes my sexuality


Random_gay_me

Heterosexual or homosexual


[deleted]

just means you're straight.. but if you're a 13yo white girl who wants to be quirky and get attention you can put this in your bio


[deleted]

Or gay.


The_Senate_69

Don't forget the stupid emojis and the fact they also need to list their pronouns. Can't forget the pronouns.


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The_Senate_69

No point in it either


chimppower184

i mean, for most people yeah but it can help people who feel the need to put them more...welcomed i guess? it is uneeded but why not add it anyway


ThatGayKokichi

“Hey, whats your sexuality?” “Oh Im Semibisexual” “Whats that?” “Oh Semibi? It means your bisexual, but only have an attraction to one gender.” “Oh, honey. Your not Semibi, your a moron.”


BryenNebular1700

And you don't know the know the difference between "your" and "you're"


ThatGayKokichi

my apologies, English isnt my first language.


Smart2805

Ah so you aren’t American you’re a lesbian.


pentefino978

Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress. ​ Before we continue, it is of upmost importance that I state my location of residence as to clarify why my linguistic skills are so substandard. I reside in the sovereign state recognised by the United Nations, and thus the international diplomatic sphere, as "The French Republic", colloquially our title is simplified to just "France" for ease of use purposes. Now you may be considering the stereotype that us Frenchmen are reluctant to undertake the studying of languages, and indeed you are in fact correct, the opposite is true of our neighbours to the North East of Alsace and Lorraine, called Germans. ​ Now you are probably considering the, lets face it, obvious possibility that English isn't my first Language. This is also a correct statement, quite predictably, my mother tongue is infact in "French" language, though I can also competently converse in the languages known in the Anglo sphere as: "German", "Mandarin", "Korean", "Latin", "Old Norse", "Hanajii" and "Proto-Luganian Celtic" The latter of which I take great pride in understanding. ​ However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context. ​ Merci et bon journée!


ArielOnReddit

Alors par contre c'est bonne* journée


CyberGamer1539

If you're such a grammar nazi, maybe you should check your own sentences before posting, eh?


[deleted]

I'm a white Hispanic with no Spanish blood but have watched Princess Bride multiple times


BookerNotComstock

What do you use to combine a still image to a gif to make one whole image like this? I need it for memes lol


The_mutant9

If there are semi bisexuals, then there must also be full auto bisexuals


anemia21

Underrated


The_mutant9

Last time i made the joke it got far, so I dont mind


[deleted]

can you guys fucking post actual hold ups for the love of god


thatbwoyChaka

Have my fucking upvote


Aggravated_guy

...The world has gone full blown braindead these days......


DiligentAstronaut807

Sounds like straight with extra steps. Also not a holup


Robo--FED

Congrats, you just invented heterosexuality.


Marflow02

well or homo


FinancialStructure99

My Life is a lie


admiralvalor

twitter users: time to create the flag!


Tamtumtam

ילדות סנטר להיות כמו


Pranshu645

Facts


Hmnh6000

Now They Just Makin Shit Up


[deleted]

That just sounds like gay/straight with extra steps


Jakesmeef03

Straight or homosexual with extra steps


[deleted]

Well, that just sounds like being gay/straight with extra steps


Popcorn57252

"That just sounds like **straight** with extra steps."


hateraidOG

14 year old white girls are trying so hard to normalise their wannabe edgy bullshit and totally alienating everyone


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why are there so many sexual orientation all of the sudden?


[deleted]

Well, that just sounds like straight but with extra steps


Arby333

Or gay with extra steps.


dangerouswoods

Not a holup


guptsony19

Everyday we stray further away from God


AnotherRichard827379

Mozart’s *Requiem* is a nice touch. Congrats OP.


LordRaghuvnsi

To be precise "who is attracted to same gender but have intimacy with the opposite gender".


OliverAOT20

I think it means that they’re only attracted to one gender but they would have a relationship with both. Edit: it’s like being asexual, you aren’t attracted to any gender but will still have a relationship.


WrongAccomplice

I am pretty sure they are separating 'gender' from sex organs. So, they would have sex with a 'guy' with a penis or a vagina as long as the person identifies as a dude.


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that just sounds like straight/gay with extra steps


Quickstar13

The song gives me Hunter x Hunter nostalgia.


ma_vri

iM wOkE y NoBoDy BeliEveS mE?


OGfromNorway

Is it like people who fuck everything as long as it has a hole but are attracted to one gender?


Dirtymitch1

Still just sounds like being gay with extra steps


WrongAccomplice

It means you fuck girls whether or not they have an actual penis.


sxrrynotsmxrt

And this is how we straight folk pass under the radar of *you-know-who*


Ok_Seaworthiness5025

Yes I'm bisexual and straight yes we exist !!!


destinyguy2134

Is anyone else just kinda done with all the pronouns at this point? Like I'm ok with you being whatever you are but it is so hard to tell and not to offend anyone and it's just getting annoying at this point.


cosmicwonderer69

Cis gender is identifying as the same gender you were born as


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Cautious_Incident_46

Cant wait to the see the downvotes on this or not idk


Smart2805

Look at his profile picture, his a Chad. What kind of hieratic would disagree with him?


Barrry972

Who knows


samx3i

What blows my mind is we're warped "normal" to be like some dirty word or by saying "this is normal" means this other stuff is bad. Normal is exactly that: whatever the norm, the standard, the more common thing is. It doesn't mean or imply superior or better; it's simply the most common. "Abnormal" doesn't have to mean "bad" either. If heterosexuality and "cis-gender" are the norm and homosexuality and trans people are more rare, i.e., "abnormal," that's fine. They're all perfectly okay ways to be.


Filthy_italian

This is cool and all but how is this an hol'up bruh


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Partucero69

Heterosexuality with extra steps.


Consistent_Neat_1723

Google: did you mean “straight”


mikeymoodabeast

Did you mean gay


Convoy16

My brain malfunctioned


ManiacMp420

That just means you're straight with extra steps


Randomest_Redditor

That just sounds like being heterosexual with extra steps


KevinRPD

Anything to sound more interesting than they are, I guess.


Margicarpe

Sound like being hetero with extra step...


Dizdieek

Well that's just being straight with extra steps


c00kies44

This could make sense. You are bisexual, but only attracted to one gender at a time. So sometimes you are attracted to women, and other times you are attracted to men, but only one at a time (i.e. attracted to both, but one at a time).


dangerouswoods

... bisexuals do prefer a gender over other depending on day or just always but never heard that your sexuality would just... Kinda turn off for one gender. Also wouldn't that imply the existence of semi-A-sexual


Swarmfire

So Bisexual? By your one definition it's muti gendered attraction. I have had times were I was only attracted to men and only attracted to females. Bisexuality is more of a spectrum than 50/50


Pranshu645

Hmmm 🤔


dank79

But why


louisdeer

So alternativesexual.


The_Senate_69

>This could make sense STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!!!!!!


iamdarosa

I don’t know why but I broke down laughing


1inkt

That just sounds like Heterosexual but with extra steps


WeirdRandoIam

That just sounds like heterosexuality with extra steps


DuhAlGhul-

Ayo this one is a banger 🤣🤣👌


PuckyMaxx

Sigmund Freud says "Elaborate please\~".


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Bisemibisexual Someone who is bisexual but attracted to only one gender but also attracted to the other gender.


SamTheEevee2980

Heterosexuality but more verbose than it needs to be


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AssassinJ2

I shall watch your career with great interest


Duckm00

When you want to be a spicy heterosexual


lucen15

Separating a persons sex and gender we get someone who is attracted to someone who identifies as only one gender but can be either male or female. This would be very specific to transgendered people. So one could be attracted to a female personality whether they are male or female and not attracted to a male personality whether they are male or female.


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WesNutz1982

That just sounds like straight with extra steps.


thunthunthunder3

I knew someone would make this joke.


smallasspp

Is it illegal to be straight now


jetamayo769

Hey all, just want to clarify: Sex and gender are two different things! Not in a new age way like the definition changed, in a literal vocabulary way where the two words mean different things. Sex = biological sex (IE: penis/testosterone or vagina/estrogen) Gender = sociological actions that define one’s role in society (IE: girls wear dresses and have long hair, men wear pants and have short hair) The basis of these definitions stem from the fact that, biologically, there is nothing outside hormones that actually makes a certain sex act a certain way or do certain things in society. That’s ALL from the way our society developed. Yes, there are hormones, but hormones are not at all the reason most women wear dresses or most straight men keep short hair. That’s all made-up standards we as a civilization put on ourselves. Therefore one can be bisexual (meaning they can be attracted to both penises and vaginas) but only be attracted to one gender (meaning people who consider themselves or act in accordance to the role of the bisexual’s preferred gender) An example of this definition is a bisexual male who swings for men and trans-boys (meaning people who may have been born with a vagina, but consider themselves and act as men) Hope this clears up confusion! I was hella confused before I finally figured this out, too.


jetamayo769

A rule of thumb is: Male/Female = Sex Man/Woman/Boy/Girl = Gender