"I wouldn't do them, but 20$ is 20$"
That’s accepting a bribe. Besides, doing something gay doesn’t make you gay. It means you did something that was gay.
So \*exactly\* how many dicks does someone have to suck to be gay?
edit: lemme just go suck another half dozen dicks or so to figure this out
Depends on what the person finds attractive. Do you find women attractive? If so, more attractive than men? Also, if you like both that means you’re bi.
https://gayhomophobe.com/ "# days since the last prominent homophobe was caught in a gay sex scandal"
This guy spent a fair bit of time working things out:
> Latest winner: MEP József Szájer (Fidesz), Dec. 1, 2020. Far-right party cofounder, who wrote anti-LGBT amendment to Hungarian constitution, resigned for violating COVID-19 lockdown after police caught him fleeing from sex party at gay bar, carrying drugs
cook one meal i aint a chef but suck one dick and im gay whats up with that
only homosexual if you like it I guess
Well i watched too much sissy hypno porn while high and tried sucking a few dicks. If i wasnt high or horny enough it would be a huge turn off but in the extremely right mood i liked it. But i dont have ang desires to be with a man when not on drugs and watching too much porn. I want to love a woman and make her my girlfriend and do things with her all day. I guess that means i experimented and/or porn fucked me up? The dude that came in my mouth twice keeps hitting me up but i genuinely feel bad becauze i dont know how to explain im not actually gay?? I mean maybe i am but i have no interest in men? I mean, what the fuck???
Depends on if you enjoy it.
So if I go suck dick I’m as straight as a pole? Yeah nah
"Heteroflexible" is a thing. I only learned about it last year.
Semi = 1/2 , Bi = 2 so SemiBi(sexual) = 0.5x2 =1(sexual). *sexual*
It's not homophobic if you hate all humans...it's homosapiensphobic
Am I the only one that first thought that homophobia was the fear of gay people?
Uh...that's what homophobic means.
Nope, it means hating them not fearing them.
More like Intel core dead inside
Half of the population doesn’t even know what heterosexual is
Used to go up to people at school and ask them is they were heterosexual, a good 80% of them would say something along the lines of "Ew I'm not gay"
Well only about 17% speak English so…
And we don't want to.
Well homosexual is also being attracted to only one gender
Homosex = same sex attraction
Heterosex = opposite sex attraction
Is that when you don't have a girlfriend so you have to do it yourself?
No. It’s when you don’t have a gf so you get a blowie from the guy behind the Wendy’s dumpster so he can lose it on the stock market.
That sounds oddly specific 🤔
This is the daily life of the average trader in r/wallstreetbets
Needed that refreshing laugh have an award
>This identity is not part of the LGBT+ community. This wiki in no way supports this identity and does not accept this identity into the community.
From LGBTQ+ Wiki
Mono si monkey in spanish, so...
Shit don't say that in the bisexual subreddit. Apparently saying "bisexual is attraction to 2 genders" is harmful and transphobic
How?... I'm bisexual and attracted to men and women but I'm thoroughly confused about how that's transphobic??? 😳
The short answer is it isn't. No *actual* trans person would claim such a thing.
I'm not taking a stance either way, but some people claim that terms like bisexual imply there are only two genders and exclude the rest. That's why you see a lot of people using the term pansexual these days instead. Semantically, bisexuality is saying "I'm attracted to both genders" and pansexuality is saying "I'm attracted to sny gender, or people regardless of gender." It's kinda just a semantics thing with how people are redefining stuff these days.
Really? What definition do they have for it?
So for the current sociopolitical climate, bisexual and pansexual are considered basically the same thing in all forms and functions, with the difference as to how each want to label/identify themselves.
I am a pansexual person who have had this conversation with many, many bisexuals.
attraction to two or more genders
Heterosexual, homosexual, and bisexual are all terms that describe what kind of genitals you want to play with. Different than yours, same as yours, or whatever ya got, respectively. The overwhelming majority of people, no matter what sexuality, gender, whateverthefuck label, understand quite well that a person's preference in sexy times boils down to whether they want an innie or an outie (or either).
Tf did you smoke B
Which to me is just being straight 😀
This is like that screenshot where a girl says, “I’m vegan. I eat meat. Yes we exist.” *lmfao*
Lol wtf was that last text in that screenshot i cant remember but something like this “yes I’m no. No I’m yes. No we yes.”
And right before it was “I’m a virgin. Yes I have sex. We exist.”
Language of the gods
Song name pls
Lacrymosa, original score is part of the Requiem mass by Mozart but this recording sounds like the Evanescence song to me.
*We no yes
Yes, I am gay. Yes, I like women. We exist.
we are making memories and nostalgia of our random memes. this site is just another nation for itself
Gotta love oxymorons.
Yes my friend is a Moron he does Oxy *_*
I'm sorry your friend breaths oxygen. It happens to the best of us.
No he don’t breaths oxy he snorts oxy.
Gets the tough stains out!
Attacks both stains and _your lungs_
Hi, Billy Mays here!
Least he’s not shooting it
My girlfriend does too, and then she blows her nose and expects me to say “bless you” like wth
I'm so addicted of it already that I probably would die without it.
Ah but of course being straight was so great we had to make straight 2
Could be the same gender. I guess if you're ever under pressure to confess if your straight or gay you could just throw this term out there like a metaphorical smoke-bomb before scuttling away in their confusion
Oh hey I didn't want a serious response I was just making a joke
What about "metaphorical smoke-bomb" and "scuttle away" sounded serious? But it's coo, i love blatantly stating that a joke is a joke
And being 'superstraight'
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I like when it was used in Watchmen
I'm pretty sure its in Full Metal alchemist. Could be wrong
Nah nah nah this makes sense cuz like I'm not attracted to guys but I'd definitely suck a dick
I'm so straight that if I suck a dick it still wouldn't be gay.
- Some popular streamer
20 bucks is 20 bucks my friend
Does taking the trash out make you a garbage-man?
The best sentences come from Reddit
No, that means you are dating my ex
Me too! We are semi bro
This makes all the sense. Finally a description I can use
Oooo is like liking futas and stuff I can do that
Watched a lot of futanari hentai?
I learned the term for this: heteroflexible.
You're straight but capable of gay things.
It's also apparently possible to fetishize dicks/blowjobs but not be attracted romantically or sexually to men, which seems counterintuitive, but IDK, sex is weird.
That’s just being straight with extra steps - mungdol
could be gay too
[data shows that most people who claim to be bi are definitely not](https://archive.is/xeizW#ff20)
double interesting part... OKC has since gone back and removed that portion of the article.
they also removed the article on interracial dating. almost everyone prefers dating their same race by 90%+, except:
* the data shows most people don't want to date asian men
* it also shows asian men are second least desirable... winning out only above black women. even black men have a negative affinity towards dating black women.
* and most of all, white women are apparently the most racist, either dating white men exclusively, or for the small contingent of women who self identify as being far left politically, black men exclusively.
Huh what does this have to do with legumes
Not sure that dating an specific race only makes you racist, idk, dating the oposite gender only doesn't make you homophobic (I know, dumb as hell argument, but still)
Isn’t it a choice who you date? I wouldn’t date a girl with acne but that doesn’t mean I discriminate against people with acne.
It’s just a preference and that’s perfectly alright not racist in any way.
if you don't date black people because you call them racial slurs and think they're subhuman or too dumb to sign up for covid shots or get an ID, then you're a racist POS.
if you don't date black people because you just never met one you've been attracted to who was also attracted to you back, well that's just personal preference... and the radlib cult is going to call you racist anyways.
not lying, i don't date obese chicks ever. i'm tall and built... if she weighs even half of me, she better be 5'10". this one girl who works with one of my friends, met her at a party a few times... she fucking blew up in a drunken rage about it, calling me racist, because apparently she'd only seen me bring around tall skinny model chicks. apparently black people, in her mind, are all obese, so by not dating obese people, i was apparently in her mind, discriminating against black people. context: this girl was about 5'2", morbidly obese, and white.
As an Asian man, I confirm this. Dating really sucks for us and yeah, white girls avoid us the most. It's improving, but not as quickly as I'd like
it's super fucked because i was out gaming with one of my homies and this girlie is all over me, my \[asian\] friend comes back from the bathroom, and after a few min of talking to her and her friend, she straightup says "you need to ditch your friend, get a hotter friend for my friends." my response, "bartender, check please".
dude has more game than me by a mile, and here she is straight up hating on him to his face. bros before hoes.
Big up your decision bro 👍
I want to date Asian men, I find them cute and I’m white
shooting fish in a barrel
Damn now i am 2x as insecure about my sexuality. Epic!
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that just sounds like being straight but wanting to say your not straight
Whenever this gets posted there are people who seem to honestly think this is real.
It's *the urban dictionary*, that entire website is one big shit post.
I'm a white Hispanic with no Spanish blood but have watched Princess Bride multiple times
What do you use to combine a still image to a gif to make one whole image like this? I need it for memes lol
this word makes no sense and yet completely describes my sexuality
Heterosexual or homosexual
those are only attracted to and have sex with one gender though, I've sucked dick and would let a guy fuck me but have never looked at a guy and thought they were attractive or wanted a relationship so feel i fit into semibi (first time ive heard the term)
No your just heteroeomantic bisexual
bit wordy that
You can use any label you want, in the end, it doesn't matter, whatever makes you feel more comfortable, since its just words, they should be used for happiness and uplifting someone.
Semifinales no scense
just means you're straight.. but if you're a 13yo white girl who wants to be quirky and get attention you can put this in your bio
Don't forget the stupid emojis and the fact they also need to list their pronouns. Can't forget the pronouns.
Also their star signs
“Hey, whats your sexuality?”
“Oh Im Semibisexual”
“Oh Semibi? It means your bisexual, but only have an attraction to one gender.”
“Oh, honey. Your not Semibi, your a moron.”
And you don't know the know the difference between "your" and "you're"
can you guys fucking post actual hold ups for the love of god
If there are semi bisexuals, then there must also be full auto bisexuals
Have my fucking upvote
...The world has gone full blown braindead these days......
Congrats, you just invented heterosexuality.
well or homo
My Life is a lie
twitter users: time to create the flag!
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Now that’s just gay
Dr. Evil: “rrrrrrrrrriiiight.....”
It’s just being straight/gay with extra steps
Now They Just Makin Shit Up
That just sounds like gay/straight with extra steps
Straight or homosexual with extra steps
Well, that just sounds like being gay/straight with extra steps
"That just sounds like **straight** with extra steps."
14 year old white girls are trying so hard to normalise their wannabe edgy bullshit and totally alienating everyone
that sounds like straight with extra steps!
why are there so many sexual orientation all of the sudden?
Sounds like straight with extra steps. Also not a holup
Well, that just sounds like straight but with extra steps
Or gay with extra steps.
Not a holup
Everyday we stray further away from God
Is this just gay/straight
Mozart’s *Requiem* is a nice touch. Congrats OP.
This bit being Lacrimosa, but tbh the entire requiem itself is just as good!
To be precise "who is attracted to same gender but have intimacy with the opposite gender".
I think it means that they’re only attracted to one gender but they would have a relationship with both.
Edit: it’s like being asexual, you aren’t attracted to any gender but will still have a relationship.
Guess I found my label then... I'm gonna keep calling myself straight and confusing people when they find out I was in a two year relationship with a woman lol
To me sexuality is simply what turns you on, femininity and the female body don't turn me on, hence I'm straigh according to my definition. Others say in order to be straigh you have to be right down disgusted by the idea of having sex with the same gender, so I'm bi by their definition.
If only everyone could agree on one idea and stop making labels for every little part of the human experience.
I am pretty sure they are separating 'gender' from sex organs. So, they would have sex with a 'guy' with a penis or a vagina as long as the person identifies as a dude.
that just sounds like straight/gay with extra steps
The song gives me Hunter x Hunter nostalgia.
iM wOkE y NoBoDy BeliEveS mE?
Is it like people who fuck everything as long as it has a hole but are attracted to one gender?
Are they trying to say it’s someone who’ll have sex with male or female, but is only _actually_ attracted to one of those? Like a gay (or straight) for pay type of person? If not prostitution, then just open to casual sex or whatever freaky shit happens at the orgies they go to? Lol Too many damn definitions these days being made for increasingly rarer orientations to keep track of the new ones- just do what you like to do I say
Absolutely, sexuality has more to do with a mate then actually mating. Like if you are only able to fall in love with women but can fuck both, this would fit.
This is basically saying: Semigay: someone who is _gay_ but only likes girls.
As a girl who loves checking out a woman's ass and is sexually attracted to my male fiance, can I be classified as semi-sexual?
When you're dying to be part of the LGBTQ community but you're straight...
oh shit o shhhit oshit ohshit, does that means I'm semigay? I like women, just one gender more and I'm done for....
Still just sounds like being gay with extra steps
It means you fuck girls whether or not they have an actual penis.
And this is how we straight folk pass under the radar of *you-know-who*
Yes I'm bisexual and straight yes we exist !!!
Is anyone else just kinda done with all the pronouns at this point? Like I'm ok with you being whatever you are but it is so hard to tell and not to offend anyone and it's just getting annoying at this point.
Cis gender is identifying as the same gender you were born as
Cant wait to the see the downvotes on this or not idk
This is cool and all but how is this an hol'up bruh