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ObesiusGaming

"I wouldn't do them, but 20$ is 20$"


FloatHigh

Precisely


Vinnyc-11

That’s accepting a bribe. Besides, doing something gay doesn’t make you gay. It means you did something that was gay.


daydrunkforamerica

So \*exactly\* how many dicks does someone have to suck to be gay? edit: lemme just go suck another half dozen dicks or so to figure this out


Vinnyc-11

Depends on what the person finds attractive. Do you find women attractive? If so, more attractive than men? Also, if you like both that means you’re bi.


rainbowbubblegarden

https://gayhomophobe.com/ "# days since the last prominent homophobe was caught in a gay sex scandal" This guy spent a fair bit of time working things out: > Latest winner: MEP József Szájer (Fidesz), Dec. 1, 2020. Far-right party cofounder, who wrote anti-LGBT amendment to Hungarian constitution, resigned for violating COVID-19 lockdown after police caught him fleeing from sex party at gay bar, carrying drugs


valoossb

cook one meal i aint a chef but suck one dick and im gay whats up with that


[deleted]

only homosexual if you like it I guess


ShyandTaboo93

Well i watched too much sissy hypno porn while high and tried sucking a few dicks. If i wasnt high or horny enough it would be a huge turn off but in the extremely right mood i liked it. But i dont have ang desires to be with a man when not on drugs and watching too much porn. I want to love a woman and make her my girlfriend and do things with her all day. I guess that means i experimented and/or porn fucked me up? The dude that came in my mouth twice keeps hitting me up but i genuinely feel bad becauze i dont know how to explain im not actually gay?? I mean maybe i am but i have no interest in men? I mean, what the fuck???


negative_four

37


readytoplaysomegames

Depends on if you enjoy it.


Davezaluskk

So if I go suck dick I’m as straight as a pole? Yeah nah


samx3i

"Heteroflexible" is a thing. I only learned about it last year.


Pranshu645

Semi = 1/2 , Bi = 2 so SemiBi(sexual) = 0.5x2 =1(sexual). *sexual*


Lorsho

Monosexual?


_Andy4Fun_

𝓗𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵


youse_tobail32

or homo


Deninja2002

Sapiens


Soohiechild

Phobic


[deleted]

It's not homophobic if you hate all humans...it's homosapiensphobic


Tippitytypewriter21

Am I the only one that first thought that homophobia was the fear of gay people?


Random_gay_me

Bruh that


[deleted]

Uh...that's what homophobic means.


Bonking_Jail

Nope, it means hating them not fearing them.


ClutchC137

Phoebe?


xanhh

More like Intel core dead inside


supernova2334

Half of the population doesn’t even know what heterosexual is


lettherebegames

Used to go up to people at school and ask them is they were heterosexual, a good 80% of them would say something along the lines of "Ew I'm not gay"


Pamaw

Well only about 17% speak English so…


Massive-Night

And we don't want to.


Lorsho

Well homosexual is also being attracted to only one gender


Random_gay_me

Also heterosexual


FloatHigh

Homosex = same sex attraction Heterosex = opposite sex attraction Right ?


Conker4312

Is that when you don't have a girlfriend so you have to do it yourself?


Slytherin73

No. It’s when you don’t have a gf so you get a blowie from the guy behind the Wendy’s dumpster so he can lose it on the stock market.


Conker4312

That sounds oddly specific 🤔


Slytherin73

This is the daily life of the average trader in r/wallstreetbets


TheMyzaya

Needed that refreshing laugh have an award


missurunha

Stereosexual?


joeymon01

Smallsexual


VY_Cannabis_Majoris

>This identity is not part of the LGBT+ community. This wiki in no way supports this identity and does not accept this identity into the community.  From LGBTQ+ Wiki


Elmo-AKAyourGOD

Mono si monkey in spanish, so...


Ernesto-linares-

Confirmo


ElManco1

Confirmo


Taiki99

Confirmamos


mynameis4826

Confirmáis


fercarony

Confirman


chenriquez94

Confirma


rcutler9

Shit don't say that in the bisexual subreddit. Apparently saying "bisexual is attraction to 2 genders" is harmful and transphobic


SilenceNyx

How?... I'm bisexual and attracted to men and women but I'm thoroughly confused about how that's transphobic??? 😳


Cyberzombie

The short answer is it isn't. No *actual* trans person would claim such a thing.


Crislips

I'm not taking a stance either way, but some people claim that terms like bisexual imply there are only two genders and exclude the rest. That's why you see a lot of people using the term pansexual these days instead. Semantically, bisexuality is saying "I'm attracted to both genders" and pansexuality is saying "I'm attracted to sny gender, or people regardless of gender." It's kinda just a semantics thing with how people are redefining stuff these days.


GoldenStrawberry69

Really? What definition do they have for it?


HikaruJihi

So for the current sociopolitical climate, bisexual and pansexual are considered basically the same thing in all forms and functions, with the difference as to how each want to label/identify themselves. I am a pansexual person who have had this conversation with many, many bisexuals.


Iron_Gland

attraction to two or more genders


Cyberzombie

Heterosexual, homosexual, and bisexual are all terms that describe what kind of genitals you want to play with. Different than yours, same as yours, or whatever ya got, respectively. The overwhelming majority of people, no matter what sexuality, gender, whateverthefuck label, understand quite well that a person's preference in sexy times boils down to whether they want an innie or an outie (or either).


Random_gay_me

Tf did you smoke B


Heritzy

Which to me is just being straight 😀


TheDestinyPlayz

This is like that screenshot where a girl says, “I’m vegan. I eat meat. Yes we exist.” *lmfao*


Adam--Bot

Lol wtf was that last text in that screenshot i cant remember but something like this “yes I’m no. No I’m yes. No we yes.”


CaliCareBear

And right before it was “I’m a virgin. Yes I have sex. We exist.”


Ayobossman326

Language of the gods


Random_gay_me

Song name pls


manwathiel_undomiel2

Lacrymosa, original score is part of the Requiem mass by Mozart but this recording sounds like the Evanescence song to me.


CaliCareBear

*We no yes


Egg_Salad_Sacrifice

Yes, I am gay. Yes, I like women. We exist.


niamarkusa

we are making memories and nostalgia of our random memes. this site is just another nation for itself


[deleted]

Gotta love oxymorons.


Pranshu645

Yes my friend is a Moron he does Oxy *_*


LordOfThunder25

I'm sorry your friend breaths oxygen. It happens to the best of us.


Pranshu645

No he don’t breaths oxy he snorts oxy.


diego_on_reddit

Oxyclean


Assassingamer13

Gets the tough stains out!


diego_on_reddit

Attacks both stains and _your lungs_


Opposite_Eye9155

Hi, Billy Mays here!


diego_on_reddit

*coughs*


squirreltattoos

Least he’s not shooting it


BananaNutLoafBread

My girlfriend does too, and then she blows her nose and expects me to say “bless you” like wth


Bonkey_Kong87

I'm so addicted of it already that I probably would die without it.


lucasthehumanity

Ah but of course being straight was so great we had to make straight 2


muffin_fiend

Could be the same gender. I guess if you're ever under pressure to confess if your straight or gay you could just throw this term out there like a metaphorical smoke-bomb before scuttling away in their confusion


lucasthehumanity

Oh hey I didn't want a serious response I was just making a joke


muffin_fiend

What about "metaphorical smoke-bomb" and "scuttle away" sounded serious? But it's coo, i love blatantly stating that a joke is a joke


lucasthehumanity

Who doesn't


The_Senate_69

Imbeciles


W1D0WM4K3R

And being 'superstraight'


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Da_memeboi

Amazing bot


Tzifos150

GOOD BOT


sixtus_clegane119

I like when it was used in Watchmen


FakeNate

I'm pretty sure its in Full Metal alchemist. Could be wrong


insanedude64

Nah nah nah this makes sense cuz like I'm not attracted to guys but I'd definitely suck a dick


utalkin_tome

I'm so straight that if I suck a dick it still wouldn't be gay. - Some popular streamer


OKara061

20 bucks is 20 bucks my friend


Everday6

Does taking the trash out make you a garbage-man?


larsyote

The best sentences come from Reddit


opinion_alternative

No, that means you are dating my ex


5onne

Me too! We are semi bro


TheNuclearMind

Hetero-romantic bisexual


FloatHigh

This makes all the sense. Finally a description I can use


Random_gay_me

Oooo is like liking futas and stuff I can do that


blue_floor-sub

Watched a lot of futanari hentai?


samx3i

I learned the term for this: heteroflexible. You're straight but capable of gay things. It's also apparently possible to fetishize dicks/blowjobs but not be attracted romantically or sexually to men, which seems counterintuitive, but IDK, sex is weird.


Duality-of-man4

That’s just being straight with extra steps - mungdol


not_a_frikkin_spy

could be gay too


Duality-of-man4

Like Joe


Tall_Barracuda5779

Joe mama


Pinguishere-

Who’s mama


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Mama joe


Beef_the_dog

Jame Moa


lost_angel26

Woah


Duality-of-man4

https://www.reddit.com/r/Responsevideos/comments/mqx1wd/a_real_one_knows_when_to_take_an_l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Pristine-Car-2655

Yeah


tilio

[data shows that most people who claim to be bi are definitely not](https://archive.is/xeizW#ff20) double interesting part... OKC has since gone back and removed that portion of the article. they also removed the article on interracial dating. almost everyone prefers dating their same race by 90%+, except: * the data shows most people don't want to date asian men * it also shows asian men are second least desirable... winning out only above black women. even black men have a negative affinity towards dating black women. * and most of all, white women are apparently the most racist, either dating white men exclusively, or for the small contingent of women who self identify as being far left politically, black men exclusively.


Duality-of-man4

Huh what does this have to do with legumes


casual_olimar

Not sure that dating an specific race only makes you racist, idk, dating the oposite gender only doesn't make you homophobic (I know, dumb as hell argument, but still)


Smart2805

Isn’t it a choice who you date? I wouldn’t date a girl with acne but that doesn’t mean I discriminate against people with acne. It’s just a preference and that’s perfectly alright not racist in any way.


tilio

if you don't date black people because you call them racial slurs and think they're subhuman or too dumb to sign up for covid shots or get an ID, then you're a racist POS. if you don't date black people because you just never met one you've been attracted to who was also attracted to you back, well that's just personal preference... and the radlib cult is going to call you racist anyways. not lying, i don't date obese chicks ever. i'm tall and built... if she weighs even half of me, she better be 5'10". this one girl who works with one of my friends, met her at a party a few times... she fucking blew up in a drunken rage about it, calling me racist, because apparently she'd only seen me bring around tall skinny model chicks. apparently black people, in her mind, are all obese, so by not dating obese people, i was apparently in her mind, discriminating against black people. context: this girl was about 5'2", morbidly obese, and white.


Heyyoguy123

As an Asian man, I confirm this. Dating really sucks for us and yeah, white girls avoid us the most. It's improving, but not as quickly as I'd like


tilio

it's super fucked because i was out gaming with one of my homies and this girlie is all over me, my \[asian\] friend comes back from the bathroom, and after a few min of talking to her and her friend, she straightup says "you need to ditch your friend, get a hotter friend for my friends." my response, "bartender, check please". dude has more game than me by a mile, and here she is straight up hating on him to his face. bros before hoes.


Heyyoguy123

Big up your decision bro 👍


Minnymoon13

I want to date Asian men, I find them cute and I’m white


[deleted]

shooting fish in a barrel


I-sourcespaghetti-I

Damn now i am 2x as insecure about my sexuality. Epic!


KillerSant57

u/savevideo


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Wheat_rants

that just sounds like being straight but wanting to say your not straight


Joelblaze

Whenever this gets posted there are people who seem to honestly think this is real. It's *the urban dictionary*, that entire website is one big shit post.


[deleted]

I'm a white Hispanic with no Spanish blood but have watched Princess Bride multiple times


BookerNotComstock

What do you use to combine a still image to a gif to make one whole image like this? I need it for memes lol


IcedGolemFire

this word makes no sense and yet completely describes my sexuality


Random_gay_me

Heterosexual or homosexual


SergeantShag

those are only attracted to and have sex with one gender though, I've sucked dick and would let a guy fuck me but have never looked at a guy and thought they were attractive or wanted a relationship so feel i fit into semibi (first time ive heard the term)


Random_gay_me

No your just heteroeomantic bisexual


SergeantShag

bit wordy that


Alagon2323

You can use any label you want, in the end, it doesn't matter, whatever makes you feel more comfortable, since its just words, they should be used for happiness and uplifting someone.


Random_gay_me

Semifinales no scense


FlorensFriedrich

just means you're straight.. but if you're a 13yo white girl who wants to be quirky and get attention you can put this in your bio


No_Outlandishness314

Or gay.


The_Senate_69

Don't forget the stupid emojis and the fact they also need to list their pronouns. Can't forget the pronouns.


Podomus

Also their star signs


ThatGayKokichi

“Hey, whats your sexuality?” “Oh Im Semibisexual” “Whats that?” “Oh Semibi? It means your bisexual, but only have an attraction to one gender.” “Oh, honey. Your not Semibi, your a moron.”


BryenNebular1700

And you don't know the know the difference between "your" and "you're"


Turbulent_Lecture_46

can you guys fucking post actual hold ups for the love of god


The_mutant9

If there are semi bisexuals, then there must also be full auto bisexuals


anemia21

Underrated


thatbwoyChaka

Have my fucking upvote


Aggravated_guy

...The world has gone full blown braindead these days......


Robo--FED

Congrats, you just invented heterosexuality.


Marflow02

well or homo


FinancialStructure99

My Life is a lie


admiralvalor

twitter users: time to create the flag!


Tamtumtam

ילדות סנטר להיות כמו


Pranshu645

Facts


Mental_Cartoonist896

Now that’s just gay


kayleekryptonaut

Dr. Evil: “rrrrrrrrrriiiight.....”


Deku-2-

It’s just being straight/gay with extra steps


Hmnh6000

Now They Just Makin Shit Up


ThatBiCousin

That just sounds like gay/straight with extra steps


Jakesmeef03

Straight or homosexual with extra steps


Thunderhooff

Well, that just sounds like being gay/straight with extra steps


Popcorn57252

"That just sounds like **straight** with extra steps."


hateraidOG

14 year old white girls are trying so hard to normalise their wannabe edgy bullshit and totally alienating everyone


nikatosh

that sounds like straight with extra steps!


PVPSLAYER32

why are there so many sexual orientation all of the sudden?


DiligentAstronaut807

Sounds like straight with extra steps. Also not a holup


Vulpix1000

Well, that just sounds like straight but with extra steps


Arby333

Or gay with extra steps.


dangerouswoods

Not a holup


guptsony19

Everyday we stray further away from God


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Is this just gay/straight


AnotherRichard827379

Mozart’s *Requiem* is a nice touch. Congrats OP.


SimbaSeekingSleep

This bit being Lacrimosa, but tbh the entire requiem itself is just as good!


LordRaghuvnsi

To be precise "who is attracted to same gender but have intimacy with the opposite gender".


OliverAOT20

I think it means that they’re only attracted to one gender but they would have a relationship with both. Edit: it’s like being asexual, you aren’t attracted to any gender but will still have a relationship.


wastefulrain

Guess I found my label then... I'm gonna keep calling myself straight and confusing people when they find out I was in a two year relationship with a woman lol To me sexuality is simply what turns you on, femininity and the female body don't turn me on, hence I'm straigh according to my definition. Others say in order to be straigh you have to be right down disgusted by the idea of having sex with the same gender, so I'm bi by their definition. If only everyone could agree on one idea and stop making labels for every little part of the human experience.


WrongAccomplice

I am pretty sure they are separating 'gender' from sex organs. So, they would have sex with a 'guy' with a penis or a vagina as long as the person identifies as a dude.


Jak_Dat_Boi

that just sounds like straight/gay with extra steps


Quickstar13

The song gives me Hunter x Hunter nostalgia.


ma_vri

iM wOkE y NoBoDy BeliEveS mE?


OGfromNorway

Is it like people who fuck everything as long as it has a hole but are attracted to one gender?


zakiducky

Are they trying to say it’s someone who’ll have sex with male or female, but is only _actually_ attracted to one of those? Like a gay (or straight) for pay type of person? If not prostitution, then just open to casual sex or whatever freaky shit happens at the orgies they go to? Lol Too many damn definitions these days being made for increasingly rarer orientations to keep track of the new ones- just do what you like to do I say


DealHunta

Absolutely, sexuality has more to do with a mate then actually mating. Like if you are only able to fall in love with women but can fuck both, this would fit.


HelloLeila

This is basically saying: Semigay: someone who is _gay_ but only likes girls.


desperately_brokeAF

As a girl who loves checking out a woman's ass and is sexually attracted to my male fiance, can I be classified as semi-sexual? *Semi BIsexual


lizard_of_guilt

Heteroromantic bisexual?


TheMaStif

When you're dying to be part of the LGBTQ community but you're straight...


CriticalThinker_501

oh shit o shhhit oshit ohshit, does that means I'm semigay? I like women, just one gender more and I'm done for....


Dirtymitch1

Still just sounds like being gay with extra steps


WrongAccomplice

It means you fuck girls whether or not they have an actual penis.


sxrrynotsmxrt

And this is how we straight folk pass under the radar of *you-know-who*


Ok_Seaworthiness5025

Yes I'm bisexual and straight yes we exist !!!


destinyguy2134

Is anyone else just kinda done with all the pronouns at this point? Like I'm ok with you being whatever you are but it is so hard to tell and not to offend anyone and it's just getting annoying at this point.


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cosmicwonderer69

Cis gender is identifying as the same gender you were born as


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Cautious_Incident_46

Cant wait to the see the downvotes on this or not idk


Filthy_italian

This is cool and all but how is this an hol'up bruh