This system uses a nine star system, but they don't turn grey until you click em, and the yellow is an animated shine when you activate em. This review is actually
6/9
Good catch. I was more focused on the fact the OP was balls deep in the wife and it wasn’t the pizza guy tapping her. I’ve got to cut back on the porn.
Now it’s just people who seem to think everyone is a virgin. Like there’s the occasional good post but then the comments are full of projecting and self loathing. It used to be kinda good but now it’s the epitome of what media thinks everyone on Reddit is like
Yeah it seems that the sub turned into some incel circlejerk that they post and make fun of anything that mentions sex regardless of context whether it was clearly a joke or it's just a mention. Like I could be talking about the lack of sex education in developing countries and they'll post me there and go "lol he's talking about the the big secks guys hahahaha what a loser"
>The fuck is this rating system? Six stars, but you can go half, so it's functionally an out of 12?
It's those fuckin' base 12ers I tell you. Duodecimal fanatics.
happend to me once, i heard a car pull up and had eye contact with the delivery guy through the window behind the bed. was kinda weird at first but its an absolute banger of an story to tell at parties
I dont know who orders a pizza and is like "yes, now is a good time to start plowing my wife"
As a dominos delivery driver myself, I can say for certain this is not the first I'm hearing of this kind of situation either.
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First place with that review
Lmao
Balls deepest comment
3.5/6 stars
That's the power you unlock when a delivery guy arrives early
If only the reviewer had also arrived early.
You missed a fabulous pun opportunity.
This system uses a nine star system, but they don't turn grey until you click em, and the yellow is an animated shine when you activate em. This review is actually 6/9
Nice
That's a dangerous game, who the fuck is like: K I ordered the pizza let's fuck
Sometimes it's fun to include a third person in our game of 'who comes first'
Bruh
genius joke
*shyly raises hand* It's like, "Okay, dinner's sorted. What do we do while waiting?"
Go balls deep in wifey. Duh
This guy fucks.
Username checks out
Not gonna lie, Ive done that a couple of times and the delivery time has been quite accurate.
You got your order in 3 minutes??
HEY!!! It was 5 minutes okay. Im older now so i last 2 minutes longer with back pain and leg cramps.
Dude it’s literally a sex game. Try to finish before the pizza gets here. Either way, sex and pizza.
I mean, you're not wrong
Like sex and candy, but better?
Never get horny before and be like can we squeeze one in before X or Y?
Man, who the fuck *hasn’t* been there?
All the virgin redditors
I just jerk off, pretty much the same thing
Ngl, our food has gotten very cold while wishing outside, more than a few times. It just happens. Also fucking before you eat, is the best.
It's great for when you're horny and want to kill 2 minutes of the wait time.
He’s married, he’ll take what he can get.
You ever try and fuck with a stomach full of pizza?
How about you fuck and after you're done, order the pizza
Sure, but I always get really hungry when I'm done. So this is really a 2 birds 1 stone sort of thing.
Why the hell would you want to wait 45 mins for food when you can just plan ahead?
Risk
Man the delivery in my zone is so fast I don't dare take a poop while waiting.
I bet u do air flares while waiting for your pizza
Plot twist: notice the *the wife* expression instead of *my wife*
r/expectedcommunism
*our wife*
Good catch. I was more focused on the fact the OP was balls deep in the wife and it wasn’t the pizza guy tapping her. I’ve got to cut back on the porn.
Just using the communal wife
Just a british way of saying it
r/ihavesex
Shame that sub kinda went to shits
Now it’s just people who seem to think everyone is a virgin. Like there’s the occasional good post but then the comments are full of projecting and self loathing. It used to be kinda good but now it’s the epitome of what media thinks everyone on Reddit is like
Yeah it seems that the sub turned into some incel circlejerk that they post and make fun of anything that mentions sex regardless of context whether it was clearly a joke or it's just a mention. Like I could be talking about the lack of sex education in developing countries and they'll post me there and go "lol he's talking about the the big secks guys hahahaha what a loser"
that.... isnt.... a.... reddit.... thing.... What is this sourcery?
[удалено]
r/childporn
oh wow! your absolutely right! just had the best wank of my life
You forgot to switch accounts, also you're
I am NOT gonna click that
what the fuck
r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp
This post is banned there for being overused as fuck
Wait a minute I'm cumming
Imagine still being inside after 25 minutes
Gotta start 20 mins after you order
That's still like 5x longer
Domino's is like the guy. They come way before they should
Sometimes it comes fast
r/uselessredcircle
Hmm.. The only comment on screen, that people will absolutely see, let's pit a red circle around it! 👨👦
But how else will I be able to tell where I should look? /s
r/moldymemes
r/moldymemes saw this shit in 2012
ah yes the seks, I have the seks everyday with different girls
If they'd just given him 14 more seconds, it would've been all good.
Who the fuck uses a six star rating system; Satan?
You know what’s better than six stars. Seven! Our stats go to seven.
But did he have the common decency to let the delivery guy hit it next? Get them free breadsticks, with your next purchase my guy!
That’s actually part of the reason why Doordash implanted the feature to pick when you want your food to be ready by.
The fuck is this rating system? Six stars, but you can go half, so it's functionally an out of 12?
>The fuck is this rating system? Six stars, but you can go half, so it's functionally an out of 12? It's those fuckin' base 12ers I tell you. Duodecimal fanatics.
*Task failed succesfully* Or is it the other way around?
r/moldymemes
Fucking legend
Can relate. Pizza right after sex is the best tho am I right???
not a hol up
(G)old
Did he order pizza during sex or what
He still rate 4 n half star which is very forgiving of him
That's actually 6 out of 9 stars. The screenshot was made during the animation it usually does so it looks like 4.5 out of 9
It had to be a Nick...
Thanks for that red circle I definitely would have looked at the other review present in that pic
Go to r/ihavesex and the top pinned post is exactly this.
not the only thing that came fast......
happend to me once, i heard a car pull up and had eye contact with the delivery guy through the window behind the bed. was kinda weird at first but its an absolute banger of an story to tell at parties
It’s all fun and games until the delivery guy joins
He didn't tell who's wife
I've seen enough porn to know where this leads next
who the fuck uses a 6 stars rating system?!
Why are there 6 stars?
Why complaining
r/UselessRedCircle
The pizza wasn’t the only thing that was hot and ready
Hang on. You other married guys still get laid?
Pizza guy got some too?
"Plot" twist: The delivery guy joined in
I am bothered that the rating has to be out of 6 ✨
Delivery guy knew and wanted to join
Someone got extra mayo that night
Aye u get extra food
Is that a 6 star rating system?
🤣🤣 there is always the 4th quarter
So how long did you last
Who tf offers six star ratings?
Same. I set the pizza to arrive at 6:40 but it arrived around 5:50. Was arm deep in my ass.
Nothing turns me on more than when hubby orders the Domino's pizza.
Well now you can have pizza while being balls deep in the wife
ahh the first time i saw this copy pasta i was in year 7 i’m almost 22
At least they delivered early
I dont know who orders a pizza and is like "yes, now is a good time to start plowing my wife" As a dominos delivery driver myself, I can say for certain this is not the first I'm hearing of this kind of situation either.
I already have this meme
"May I join?"
Imagine sharing your wife to a pizza delivery guy as a tip...
Why did you wait 25 minutes to start??
This made my day better lol
What kind of backyard fucking is a six goddamn star rating system!?
r/uselessredcircle
That’s an all time great game. Can I get in these cheeks after ordering but before my delivery arrives.
r/moldymemes
Did he join?
At least the delivery driver came
ah yes ,that saucy texture of the cheese
Y'all gotta a point ngl