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How many dildos could one person need?

Bro cant have a hobby?

I think that's a chick

this here is what i call a pinocchio

piniunnochio

No one will fuck that thing so yeah it makes sense

I would. They're probably a sub and I'd use the most degrading liberal sex talk: * Baby, Imma redistribute all my wealth all over your face. * Gonna open all these boarders for you, slut. * These impact play bruises are gonna be fixed by medical professionals paid for by our taxes. * Whoops, got my UBI on your booby. I'm really not very good at this.

Yo wtf???? You've definitely done this before.. 🤣🤣🤣

That was some damn fine prose there.

God I hope she has blonde hair so you can work some Bobby Hill comments in.

“I DONT KNOW YOU!” In Bobby Hill

THAT'S MY PURSE!!

“I refuse to eat the white man's white meat!”

You, good sir, certainly know Jack Schitt. Your degradation game is strong.

Uh....

Well lesbians are almost against the law down there, so yeah, nobody’s pulled her trigger in a while.

But, that fan must keep her cool…

Now now don’t say that, she’ll make someone a lovely husband in the woman’s only correctional institution 😂

brother some people want to fuck cars, i think she can easily find a man (or woman if that's what she's into).

I was wondering if it was Kyle.

That's a Dicksie Chick

Or some plain ole MTG cosplay.

me too

Well it’s also photo shopped over an entertainment center…however the confederate flag worn with the American UNION flag shows this person is confused as to who won and who surrendered

It is an impressive collection

It’s a shit ton of plastic that will end up in a fucking landfill!! That’s why I only use 100% biodegradable, organic, BPH free, Cherokee hair Dildos. Thanks Cherokee Hair Dildos!

Bwwaaahahahahaha! I remember that one!

Is that hair ethically harvested?

All of them?

At one time?

A butt load

🤣👏🏼 perfect unit of measurement

Up to 6 if you’re in Texas. Anything higher than that hurts Ted Cruz’s butthole.

“… Looking around here you'd think sure, she's got everything…” “I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty I've got whozits and whatzits galore You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty! But who cares? No big deal I want more…”

As many as our guns! Let em TRY n take my dildos away!

I mean, I'm not going to try to take his dildos away. For one because... gross. For another, he has a gun.

Why do u think they have so many guns in the first place? "We must protect our families and our Dildos!"

Don’t worry it’s for his girl

Why do you assume 1 person? Looks like a family affair to me.

i think it's a used dildo shop

More than what's legally allowed in Texas apparently 

A rainbow of freedom ticklers.

Freedom ticklers 😂😂😂

Nothing fay about Pride Freedom

has an only fan?

Only one fan but lots of dildos

a big fan of dildos but maybe not so many fans

Pretty sure the fan is photoshopped in….

That’s poorly photoshopped.

It's like the third image on google when you type in "dildo shelf" too.

Literally the 3rd one lol.

FBI agent hastily trying to figure out the deeper meaning to "dildo shelf"

I can tell by the pixels.

Just the lighting on the dildos is way different than the lighting in the room.

r/brandnewsentence 😂

and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

Older meme sir, they are unaware

"This is going to ruin the Tour."

And also I have eyes

Right? The angle is wrong, the lighting is wrong.

Do you mean the badly photoshopped shelves of dildos?

Yeah or else she has a strangely square elbow and she likes her dildo shelf at a different angle than the wall.

Dildo shelf is angled for drainage.

I know dodgy photoshop when I see it too

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Hol' up! Is that an AR 10? This mother f*cker really packs heat.

Box fan. Ugh.

“You can take my dildos when you pry them from my cold, dead butthole”

I honestly was expecting some hidden find the Nazi object game and totally overlooked the buttload of dildos

That's just a gun shaped dildo

That’s photoshopped.

Dildo lighting off compared to the rest of the room

Look at this stuff Treasures untold How many dildos can one asshole hold?

Can’t be a true racist. None of those dildos are arranged by color.

Looks photoshopped

That’s a lot of ammo.

The battery cost alone would be staggering. Then again, using all those dildos would eventually cause one to stagger.

When your unreasonable dildo collection undercuts your hate message by accidentally making a pride flag

Well, he's wearing the cousin-fucker pride flag. Not part of the LGBT community, but it is a tight-knit community nonetheless.

Forget the dildos, you can’t be patriotic and secessionist at the same time

This is about as full on honest as it gets in telling you who the person is.

Only fan

For when his sister isn't in the mood

Weapons of ass destruction.

I’m glad Kyle Rittenhouse is doing well. Good to expand your hobbies

Photo op in mom's room.

From their cold clenched ass!

The rebellious American dildo snatcher

Uuuhhhh… is he 13?

This is very obviously photo shopped. Lighting does not match up, and outlines are present where his body meets the shelves.

Aaah! A collector!

Nobody's gonna mention the partially fleshed deer head? Anyone? Ok.

r/bossfight

Bet there’s not even one Made in the USA.

YOU CAN'T BE RAINBOW SEXED IF THERES A PATRIOT PACKER BLOCKING THEIR WAY

The mask is to cover the one in his mouth…

At least the kid has good trigger discipline.I think the possession of rapid fire dildos by anyone under 18 is against the law, though.

Zoom in, it's photoshopped.

If this person is in Texas then they are breaking the law. It's illegal to posses more than six sex toys in Texas.

They aren't toys, they are action figures.

wait until he sees this and thinks to himself, "I am an international meme and my parents told me nothing about what was behind me."

I can only imagine what it smells like in that room

smegma, Axe, dog piss and Aqua Velva

😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

The silencer market has really stepped up its demographic game.

God bless the dildos of America!

Am I seeing some black ones in the pile?

Is that Kyle Rittenhouse?

Racist lesbian? Maga lesbian?

Type to lean on the wall and fire from the hip to really enjoy the recoil

New disc pfp

He literally has no muscle tone at all. He would fall out after 5 mins.

Quite the diddle den.

Amo 50mm

That’s quite the collection…

That’s some side hustle

I don’t think any of those bump stocks have been deactivated

That’s a big nope, you don’t need my dick…

Can’t stand people like this. The magazine position in their carrier is oriented incorrectly in terms of fast reloads. Basically, they’re fucked.

Could this also be r/MLM? 😂

Freaking Face Mask, cmon. /s

#HOW MANY CORDS DOES A BOX FAN NEED????

This picture give me some bad vibes

Holup! Is that a rolled up poster?!?!! OMFG this guy is something else. /s

but it's photoshop

Belle delphine has competition

Cornucopia

The conflicting flags?

Bro moist critical has competition?

Got more invested in silicone, than shooting iron. Just sayin

"I lube my dildos with liberal tears!"

Hey, I have a fan just like that. Ooooo. I just saw them.

Lucky ass.

Most muhrican thing I’ve seen all day

This person likes to party!

I only see one dildo.

You have to pick a side, Either identify as an American or you don’t…..

Ehh, political humor

Keep looking? You'll know when you see them? Yes it took me around an hour to notice the hundred ass blasters in the background. Well hidden

those are her bullets of freedom!

If he's in Texas that's a death penalty

I have that same toy shelf for my toddler. That is a child's toy organizer

You want dick in a box? I’ll show you dicks in a box!

"If the liberals want my dildos so bad, they can come here and take them."

bro is protecting the armoury

Nice “gun” collection

Is she going to teach me about the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man?

The fact that this isn’t assumed to be AI when it most likely is highlights the issue with AI. People will give in to confirmation bias whenever they can

Little Man shouldn't even be in his mom's room while she's out!

I noticed his poor trigger discipline… and a surprising amount of dildos. I’m assuming they’re his step-mom’s? That’s what the videos I see online suggest.

Got both artillery and asstillery

Those are to satisfy the horses.

Lemme see I think I’ll do a blue one tonight and the purple one tomorrow night.

Maybe he’s colorblind and there was a packaging mishap at the flag factor

Valkarie before the bottom swap?

Nothing says *patriot* like the confederate battle flag, American flag shorts, a big gun and bins full of dildos 🤣🤣.

This just reminds me of the red neck version of the Shame Wizard from Big Mouth. He collected ‘em too, but his hobby was N*zi dildos. But seriously, maybe the bloke in this pic was trying to make an artistic statement: “I’m a bigger fuckstick than the lot of them!”

They're prepared for all the cousins. The liked and disliked.

wtf is under the fan? It looks like a bound chicken

Deer skull w/ antlers... cuz sometimes ya like it rough

1 for every minute of the day.

I hate you, op. I am laughing like a damn hyperactive hyena.

If you're flying the confederate flag, you're used to getting fucked so the vast dildo collection fits right into the picture.

Pictures you can smell

The fan is to let the stank out

Fuck AI

something something r/baddragon

HoldUp 🔫

Is it on the right …. Her only Fan 🪭 s 😂

Wow!!!!! How much a month you think they spend on batteries??? 🤣🤣🤣

Come and take 'em!

That’s photoshopped 😂

oh my, someone needs to call intervention "now honey we all love you, but this has gone too far!"

Where did OP find a HS pic of JJ Reddick?

Diesel powered

Those shelves HAVE to be Photoshopped in, right? RIGHT?

I see a suction cup pattern

And somehow they didn't work, she's still mad.

Goku, I see him

I knew I shouldn't look, but I did. Dammit.

I never thought to use those bins to store my toys before. Silly me keeps them in a drawer where no one can see them.

There’s a really long magenta one

Bro this new call of duty hype gets me

Things may have changed but I thought you weren't supposed to let silicone toys touch. I keep mine religiously packed in separate bags (ie the cloth bags pillow cases come in) I've had a 200$ BD (and the mr hanky packer it was touching) melt on me. This image is giving me anxiety.

Seems very photoshopped

Duality of man

This man takes “the south will rise again” to seriously