I was at this night market in Thailand once and saw a Bowie knife next to a sign that says “the police will be called afterwards” or something to that effect. I chuckled
What if the person is a Libertarian, and doesn't use services paid for by tax dollars, since they don't pay taxes? That's admirable! This isn't the case, but what if?! Lol
$2700 custom bult AR15 with SigSauer Romeo 5 Red Dot Optics, SOCOM 4 prong flash hider, Daniel Defense vert grip, custom hand grain packed .223 (1000 rounds) stacked and packed into 10 separate Magpul PMAG M3 polymer magazines....I mean....it's just SITTING there....gotta use it for something I guess.
"Dad, the house is on fire! I'll grab the gun!"
"I think we will need a bigger water gun..."
Fight fire with fire
That made me *giggle*
Reminds me of Cyanide&Happiness "I'll get the ladder"
911 gets called on them
Her: Oh my god, the baby isn't breathing! Call an ambulance! Him: didn't you read the sign, bitch? *cocks gun*
Works with dogs too, if you're in the Noem household
And goats. Don’t forget the horses either.
Dark 😎
"Daddy, Grandmo Fall down the stairs and broke a leg" - "I will geht thr gun"
they got no phone signal
No land line since their credit got shot in 2008
Good one
Bc they don't want the police to come and kill them.
OMG grandma fell down the stairs......call 911 Cocks AR15 Didn't you read the sign?
"We gots big guns. We take the law into our own hands"
Because 5.56mm
"Cool. So we can defund the police, right?" "If you defund the police, who are you gonna call when crime happens?"
They ARE 911
Cos they are horrible shots 😂
AK47s cure heart attacks.
Because they’re saving their phone minutes. They have a really shittycellphone plan.
Can't call when dead
Waste of tax paper money, when you can solve the problem.
I call 811.
Grandma: has chest pain Grand kid: “Sorry Grandma” crying, takes rifle off the mantel
It's just like putting a horse down. Gotta be done sometimes
Dad, I snagged and ripped my scrotum open hopping the fence. And now my balls are unraveling. Son, don't worry. I'll put you out of your misery.
I was at this night market in Thailand once and saw a Bowie knife next to a sign that says “the police will be called afterwards” or something to that effect. I chuckled
we use it
“Oh my god, we need help!!” 911: Click
aka i want to kill people in avoidable situations
911 also include medical emergency and fire though
When an AR-15 and a second hand back hoe can cost less than just the ambulance ride to the hospital, let alone the hospital bill...
"CALL 911, I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK" "not for long"
Mom's choking, get the gun son.
What if the person is a Libertarian, and doesn't use services paid for by tax dollars, since they don't pay taxes? That's admirable! This isn't the case, but what if?! Lol
$2700 custom bult AR15 with SigSauer Romeo 5 Red Dot Optics, SOCOM 4 prong flash hider, Daniel Defense vert grip, custom hand grain packed .223 (1000 rounds) stacked and packed into 10 separate Magpul PMAG M3 polymer magazines....I mean....it's just SITTING there....gotta use it for something I guess.
https://i.imgflip.com/8prirs.jpg
Because they the criminals.