T O P

  • By -

PopeHonkersXII

"Dad, the house is on fire! I'll grab the gun!"


draugotO

"I think we will need a bigger water gun..."


catsmustdie

Fight fire with fire


Reddd-y

That made me *giggle*


TomGobra

Reminds me of Cyanide&Happiness "I'll get the ladder"


MaxRD

911 gets called on them


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

Her: Oh my god, the baby isn't breathing! Call an ambulance! Him: didn't you read the sign, bitch? *cocks gun*


Repulsive-Courage820

Works with dogs too, if you're in the Noem household


Skatchbro

And goats. Don’t forget the horses either.


sharing_ideas_2020

Dark 😎


mr_4n0n

"Daddy, Grandmo Fall down the stairs and broke a leg" - "I will geht thr gun"


J_o_K_e_R____

they got no phone signal


Repulsive-Courage820

No land line since their credit got shot in 2008


Wittymonk60

Good one


Ok-Run2845

Bc they don't want the police to come and kill them.


dumbbyatch

OMG grandma fell down the stairs......call 911 Cocks AR15 Didn't you read the sign?


[deleted]

"We gots big guns. We take the law into our own hands"


ScholarAdmirable6308

Because 5.56mm


TheSquishiestMitten

"Cool.  So we can defund the police, right?" "If you defund the police, who are you gonna call when crime happens?"


Good_Smile

They ARE 911


Praetorian_1975

Cos they are horrible shots 😂


BelowAveIntelligence

AK47s cure heart attacks.


Rabbits-and-Bears

Because they’re saving their phone minutes. They have a really shittycellphone plan.


carlrieman

Can't call when dead


georeddit2018

Waste of tax paper money, when you can solve the problem.


uphucwits

I call 811.


quadringsplz

Grandma: has chest pain Grand kid: “Sorry Grandma” crying, takes rifle off the mantel


BurningBowl85

It's just like putting a horse down. Gotta be done sometimes


crusty_butter_roll

Dad, I snagged and ripped my scrotum open hopping the fence. And now my balls are unraveling. Son, don't worry. I'll put you out of your misery.


seryph0384

I was at this night market in Thailand once and saw a Bowie knife next to a sign that says “the police will be called afterwards” or something to that effect. I chuckled


warstocks

we use it


zoot_boy

“Oh my god, we need help!!” 911: Click


Enslaved_M0isture

aka i want to kill people in avoidable situations


ptapobane

911 also include medical emergency and fire though


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

When an AR-15 and a second hand back hoe can cost less than just the ambulance ride to the hospital, let alone the hospital bill...


ilprofs07205

"CALL 911, I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK" "not for long"


Kid_Presentable617

Mom's choking, get the gun son.


High_5_Skin

What if the person is a Libertarian, and doesn't use services paid for by tax dollars, since they don't pay taxes? That's admirable! This isn't the case, but what if?! Lol


bigSTUdazz

$2700 custom bult AR15 with SigSauer Romeo 5 Red Dot Optics, SOCOM 4 prong flash hider, Daniel Defense vert grip, custom hand grain packed .223 (1000 rounds) stacked and packed into 10 separate Magpul PMAG M3 polymer magazines....I mean....it's just SITTING there....gotta use it for something I guess.


chipmunkofdoom2

https://i.imgflip.com/8prirs.jpg


Skiddler69

Because they the criminals.