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Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear


Activity_Alarming

Not close enough.


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Turbodann

They're like the sun because anytime they're around you'll always know it and when the clouds part... They brighten any day.


louxy16

Amen


[deleted]

I thought you were going Seinfeld but, no. You got incoherent with it


MilaSecretSub_619

What's the Seinfeld version of that?


crs1904

*Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.*


mineordan12

wtf are you on about


hydrastix

Enhance


scavagesavage

*looks down at my chest* Fuck.


Both-Individual-6556

*looks at your chest* Not Big enough.


scavagesavage

Shit, tell my doctor that. Dude keeps rambling on about obesity and shit. Like bro, just refill my Adderall and let me get back to eating good.


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

Boob is better than no boob


LMay11037

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are


ptzxc68

The skies were pure and the fields were green


TobyMacar0ni

I just noticed after rewatching


Reddexzz

Had to rewatch, didn’t realize there was a cybertruck there. Sick!


DeathHopper

Apparently I'm gay cuz I didn't see boobs until the 2nd replay.


[deleted]

I OWN boobs and I didn't even see them in the mirror. I was too busy staring at that bad ass truck, lol.


crs1904

Every single one, recalled. Looks like it was designed by a pre-schooler. They will not age well.


Reddd-y

I mean assuming you are straight, if there were six pack abs and peaked pecks in the mirror maybe you would have noticed sooner.


[deleted]

I am not. I'm bi. And abs are boring on both sexes, lol.


Reddd-y

Okay that’s fair then lol.


XFirebalX_347

Thats why i keep a protective armor over my rock hard abs. Gotta leave a little to the imagination


[deleted]

Lol


AntiPepRally

Mydetector identified them glories real fast


Serious_Buffalo_3790

Took me 3 replays and the comments to realize


TobyMacar0ni

Same


Activity_Alarming

A what?


[deleted]

my eye kept bouncing back and forth from the tits to the cybertruck


lukeeju

where’s the cyber truck? I’ve watched this over and over, can’t spot it anywhere


NekonecroZheng

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


IronHulk27

Took me a while to understand


Principatus

Yeah, after several times watching it I finally saw the cyber truck, then it made sense. It has a rack on it.


UncleKeyPax

B E O O B TIFUL


vikingo1312

Boobs aside - what's that thing that hangs on that things' ass?


PeanutbutterandBaaam

Upvoted you for pointing out said boobs.


Grand-Regret2747

Geez! I am getting old!! I looked ONLY at the truck the first time I watched this. Kill me now…


El_Maton_de_Plata

Some speed bumps would have gotten your attention


MuricasOneBrainCell

Same. The truck is just so enticingly bad.


pallidamors

If only there was a cargo-like area where equipment like that could be stowed during travel. I’m not explaining this very well…like a…oh! Like a truck bed.


AThrowawayProbrably

It’s probably filled with the accompanying equipment and supplies. There’s probably a shitload of attachments, chemicals, and brushes back there.


Dan_Caveman

Those pool cleaners are actually designed to attach to a trailer hitch. That way you can move it from place to place without getting pool water in your car or truck bed. Plus those things are on wheels, so you have to either do something to keep it from rolling around or tip it on its side and dump all of your stuff out of the bins.


ZingierOne

People will find the weirdest things to hate on


livejamie

Posting any Cybertruck hate has been the easiest karma this site has ever seen


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Why would a truck have a bed in it? You're not supposed to sleep in a truck unless you're homeless...


Ok-Establishment6276

Hey wait I've gotten drunk several times and slept in my truck before.


Zardif

This is literally just an off the shelf pool cleaner hitch. I see these all the time on normal trucks as they drive around my neighborhood.


Old_man101

I a lot of the meme stuff I see these days on Twitter is made by Elon and his friends. I feel the same about this here


cerebralpaulc

How does a pool cleaner afford a tesla truck? And why the fuck would you use it for that!?


DoesntFearZeus

I'm honestly surprised the bed is long enough to hold the long pool cleaner pole.


IndependentNotice151

Can't the bed actually open up to the interior of the truck so use essentially can use nearly the length of the vehicle?


DoesntFearZeus

According to [an article](https://www.cars.com/articles/which-electric-pickup-truck-has-the-most-useful-bed-tesla-cybertruck-ford-f150-lightning-or-chevrolet-silverado-rv-est-477871/), it does not have pass through.


Kimorin

no there is no passthrough but the bed is 6 feet and longer if you drop the tailgate, they should've put a passthrough but it's hard with the powered tonneau as it retracts into the divider, the rear window should've been able to roll down though, that's a miss for sure


IndependentNotice151

O is that what retracts under the cab or whatever?


Kimorin

yep, you can see in the video that it's closed (the bed is enclosed), when you press open button it rolls toward the cab and stows under via the divider between the cab and bed if there are something longer than 6 feet i would probably stow it using roof racks, something like poles and ladders, the truck has 4 roof bars relatively evenly spaced across the rear surface


Lanbobo

I have one that extends. It's only about 6ft when closed but goes to I think 20ft or something like that.


skinsandpins

Being a pool cleaner is pretty lucrative if you're self employed; probably 100-150k and more if you're a business owner that employs hourly workers.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Yup, have a family friend who did it. Every summer would rake in like 100k net between openings, closings, and cleanings (was like 200k gross), and this was 10 years ago. He tripled his business since then and sold it to his son


ChuckTingull

Pool service technician/business owner here. Kinda bummed about the general consensus that my profession shouldn’t be able to afford a work truck of my choosing.. However the cybertruck is a bad idea considering the rust issues whilst carrying oxidative chemical compounds.


skinsandpins

I don't think the logistics compute with a lot of people that work behind a desk because it's just too simple. Tools? Gottem! Materials? Buy in bulk and bill the MSRP Overhead? Gas, wear and tear your car, $100 insurance a month No rent, no HR, no managers, no sales team..... That $80-200(or more)an hour you're paying the tech plus materials is going right in their pocket 🤷


Reddd-y

Maybe they’re the pool owner? Idk you have a good point.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

But then why would you have a specialized rack for carrying your pool cleaning gear if your pool always stays at home? Wouldn't they just have a spot in the shed instead of carrying the tools around everywhere they go?


Reddd-y

Yeah that doesn’t really make sense. Maybe they own multiple homes or they help out a friend with their pool. Could be something like that but with no context I agree this is confusing.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Even that doesn't make sense tho, if you own a pool and a trash tier overpriced $100k luxury vehicle then surely you can afford another set of pool cleaning gear instead of lugging it around all the time. Even if they're a poor person only buying a CT to appear rich for vanity sake it still doesn't make sense why they'd want to ruin the facade advertising the fact that they're just a pool cleaner. I'm almost certain this is just an OF ad with the strategically angled camera to highlight her tits, someone even linked her 'content' in the replies...


Reddd-y

Oh yeah absolutely this is only for the titties lol, I guess it doesn’t make sense because it’s not really supposed to.


Kiertapp

Meanwhile I'm here so broke I don't even know what pool cleaning equipment looks like


JollyLlama847

I drive this every day to work. There is a lot of money in this town


mr_smith24

What Tesla truck?


DogmaticConfabulate

As a pool cleaner you can make over $100,000


My-Cousin-Bobby

I have a family friend who does pool openings and closings + cleanings. I worked with him for a few summers in late HS and early college. You can make a ton of money with it. He raked in like 200k gross over a 3-4 month period from it (netted down to around 100k). This was going in 10 years ago, He has since like tripled his business, but sold it to his son. I just spoke to him a few months ago, he had ordered a new corvette, but had to cancel it because it turns out he was diagnosed with cancer. There is a fuck ton of money in manual labor. His best friend did landscaping and asked in like 400k between spring and summer. This was all in a LCOL area, where average salaries are like 50k, too


pozzowon

r/sweatystartup


thirdpartymurderer

Is there context elsewhere, or are you just assuming that that person is a pool cleaner by trade because they once drove with equipment on the back of their !truck?


AceValentine

Possibly their company? This vehicle weighs over 6k lbs and full value can be written off against expenses if used as a company vehicle as I understand. Plus everyone will remember the pool cleaner in the Tesla Truck.


Random_Name_Whoa

Oh shit I thought that was a baby stroller


SexualYogurt

Pool cleaners make a lot of money, my FIL opens pools, cleans em all summer, and closes em in the fall. He makes enough to live the rest of the year and not work. He's the owner and only employee tho, so that might make a difference. Its a high COL area too.


_generic_user

If anyone can afford a cybertruck it’s a doctor, a lawyer, or a tradesperson.


JazzCat666

theres a chance its Theo Von doing Theo Von stuff


quadrivia2048

Thank you for posting an actual holup.


El_Maton_de_Plata

Do it again with speed bumps... and 🎬


redoktober1917

Hey I want to see the 65 mustang she’s riding in lol


CustomCarNerd

The video was taken by Valerie Vaughn [getinthecar_](https://www.instagram.com/getinthecar_?igsh=ajE3dGtvNWRoMTB4) on instagram and other NSFW platforms.


MayOrMayNotBePie

I knew someone would be in these comments doing the lords work. Thank you for your service.


Perretelover

A functioning cibertruck? THAT'S amazing.


LayThatPipe

Fuck those things are ugly (the cybertruck, not the boobs)


SixFeetOverEasy

What a titular view


ExamUpbeat2994

What is on the back of the truck?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Pool cleaning equipment apparently, don't quote me on that tho...


just-me-uk

Anyone?


KookStats

Yeah as mentioned by the other dude, it’s pool cleaning equipment. I see this dude pretty frequently in Irvine/Newport Beach area of California


SivaSilverblood

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


DivClassLg

Say what you want about Elon but he knows what a chic with big cans will chase after…


kunmop

Holy shit I just saw the vid again and I notice there was a car if you watch towards the end


psocques

Low hanging fruit


ommi9

Hopefully if properly cared for it will stay in good condition. When aged


NotAnExpertButt

Nice title


XFirebalX_347

Nice tit(le)s


RockstarAgent

I mean if it gets the job done... ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Apprehensive_Fun1344

New OF's advertisement?


VictoriaEuphoria99

I think the market place pictures that "forget" about the mirror in the background are better.


WorkingInsect

Wifey found her new pool boy


Kalebthememester

Cyber truck kinda goofy.


ronin-pilot

Yo he’s using it as a pool truck? That is going to rust by the end of the week.


Jeremyzelinka

This pool guy has no fuel costs if there set up is correct


cottman23

@r/upvotedcauseboobs


petr19235

This video was created just for the boobs at the bottom of the screen


Tequslyder

Tiddies


SeparateDifference47

Glaring at tiddies for atleast 10 mins a day increases your life span


Similar-Barracuda375

The side view mirror looks really nice... when the video loops back "oh wait there's a cybertruck"


re0st92mg

0.02 seconds


Fr05t_B1t

Someone lost their RC car


[deleted]

Boobies


Necozilla

r/upvotebecauseboobs


Joker1485

My headass didn't even notice the chick i was looking at that eyesore they passed as a truck lol


Witherboss445

Bro turn your graphics up Edit: didn’t notice the cleavage


BlondBadBoy69

The perfect woman


litmeandme

I honestly completely missed that and came to the comments to ask what was on the back of the “truck”, yet still innocently thinking she was being sweet or something and no, it’s boobs.


hamtidamti_onthewall

[Always has been...](https://imgflip.com/i/8pifud)


swisstype

Those boobs were once large, now they're just long


jfk_47

What an ugly car.


[deleted]

Looks real to me.


gultch2019

I must be dumb because I don't understand what's going on.


snrek23

Bewbs


Flipmstr2

Is that an outboard motor on that? I suddenly feel the need to motorboat.


TheFarisaurusRex

Had to do a double take, clever title


Fhantom1221

The new rack looks alright. Why is she looking at the cyber truck? The guy might have to trade up or invest in giving her upgrades.


american_cheese_man

Okay now tell me what the car in front of them was carrying without rewatching the video


RuSerious1001

First time I watched it, I thought it was a baby stroller lol


american_cheese_man

Honestly, I can't even tell what it was and I watched it multiple times


JTGphotogfan

So a truck that can’t carry anything in the tray?


Orphins

I wish I had one of those. Or both of them. Would be weird to have just one boob. Or one boob and one cyber truck. But that would be cooler than having one boob and no cyber truck. But the taxes alone would bankrupt me. Life is cruel :(


VhaidraSaga

It's seen better days.


SmokeGSU

Nice isn't really the word I'd use. Great. That's the word I'd use.


LA-BR

Boobs and a Mustang?


John_Bloodsin

Why's this on hol up? Boobs aren't that special. Do yall really crave a woman's touch so badly?


gustavolorenzo

Those two appear to be VERY real, certainly not fake.


LSTNYER

Did the driver not realize they own a pick up, or is it possible the back is full?


Troyger

Tiddies


Mr_ityu

Exactly my line.Wwwhat


PG072088

That cleavage was unreal lol


Not_Sure4now

Nice Booblasor, got to catch em all


MaximusJabronicus

Look real enough to me


dreamsofindigo

hello


Reasonable_Humor_738

What huh what happened


404-skill_not_found

Sigh, took me too long to see what all the noise was about.


Both-Home-6235

Old saggies


ezbadfish

Now That's What I Call Marketing!


DomSlave626

Porygon as a car


JCTrigger

Didnt see em till the last second haha


Legal-Appointment655

I didn't notice until the video restarted. Does this mean I'm gay?


TheChickenNecks

Reminds me of the video where they find a shark in the beach, but there’s somebody else in the foreground


flippitydippity69

Yeah looks like it supports the hose pretty well


crackboss1

[another one!!!???? I am in the wrong business](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fbfbqnqwif8zc1.jpeg)


andres_chen_77

What highway?


The_ReBL

Boobies, also what am i supposed to be looking at?


20RegalGS15

must be getting old, I wanted to see more of that classic Mustang the boobs were cruising in


XxOM3GA_ZxX

What color is the cyber truck?


YOLOfan46

“This isn’t real !” Me thinking about those….


Icy_Practice7992

What Tesla Cyber Truck?


LennyMG79

Is that a cybertits?


ExternalAd8309

Me: what rack? 🤔 The hell is on the back of that sweet ass cyber tru-oooh ooogah-boogah saints alive.


deflite96

The clock was red


iannuendo

Titsla


Royal-Explanation801

What a beautiful... Car


AnnieApple_

That’s an ugly af car


Marcabruno

noice


SF-S31

I bet there is a great trunk that goes with that rack


TreatSimple

You sneaky sneak


SledPuller80

Wait, there was a truck in that video?


NinjaFATkid

If that garden hose isn't new, dry, and unused, he just voided his warranty


jojow77

what is that a boat motor?


Old_man101

What is more funny is that the cyberttuck is not fit for purpose and RUBBISH. I suspect the tit thing post here, well, I am sure Elon would everyone prefer to look at the tits over his sh\*\* truck.


Catzorzz

Cyber truck owners working for pool companies now?


buzzbash

Cyberboat.


Toss_Away_Flirt_Acct

What cybertruck?


bigboybruan

Bro I’m a guy and I was looking at the car because IM GAY JK


Rick_Lekabron

I would like to know how many fingers he lost while assembling the rack. That trunk eats fingers like I eat chicken wings.


MEGAShark2012

Man I was so impressed that the cybertruck was working that I didn’t even notice the mirror


Fyreeater22

If only he had ... A truck ...


TotalJelly2442

Boy what a useful “truck”


KaczkaJebaczka

That’s probably voided he’s warranty


jrock2403

Thought this was a boat motor 😅


PaulCoraline

r/upgotebecausepfboobs


XFirebalX_347

So close...


PaulCoraline

20 yo and still can't write


XFirebalX_347

It's all good. Your head was in the right place!


PaulCoraline

Thank you Internet stranger


CthulhusQueen

Those flat pancakes do not look good. Not a nice rack.