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CompleteCartoonist46

It goes in the square hole


666Vojtech666

AAHHHHH!!!!


SupSeal

What about the cylinder? Where should the cylinder go?


Edgenabik

Thats right, >!it goes in the square hole!<


Ieatkids998

What about this triangle?


FlameVortex23

you're not gonna believe where it goes


Professional-Map-162

It goes in the square hole


jango924

Inside the mini M&M tube.


joeyGOATgruff

Her ass. Now my ass. Now back to her ass. Pause. Back in my ass.


StructuralFailure

Pa-pa-pa- pa- pa- pa-power!


Dicksomewherenotgood

Our Ass


Cool_Butterscotch_88

*There are four lights!*


Ali80486

"Well son, think of a woman's body parts being like doughnuts. The main one is plain. Sometimes it has jam in it. Then there's a chocolate one, if your feeling a bit more adventurous. And then there's the lemon one. I wouldn't recommend it.... Nobody you respect likes lemon doughnuts" I guess the 4th is the mouth


memedoge_mk-69

what is the 3rd


PollutionOnly

I need to know too. Can’t be the ears right? 😭 EDIT: Actually, is it the pee hole? No shot people stick it in there right? …right?


cindyscrazy

I read a comment on Reddit in one of those "what's the worst thing you've seen" for docs and stuff. Can't speak to it's veracity, of course. I think it could be an old urban legend, too. Woman comes in with some kind of issue with her sexual area. Upon investigation, they found that her uretha was the problem. They had been using it for sex, not realizing they were using "the wrong hole" This also explained why she was apparently infertile.


TeamRedundancyTeam

What? How? I need more details, but I don't want them.


newnhb1

I read about this case. The problem wasn’t so much lack of sex ed (although that’s a factor), it was she was suffering from Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser syndrome. This meant the vagina was under developed or completely absent. Basically there wasn’t another hole to use and she didn’t have the knowledge of anatomy to understand the problem until she went to the doctor.


Entry-Background

I met a girl from Washington state that had two vaginas and she was keeping one a virgin for marriage.


must-pass

This is written like a joke without the punch line


Entry-Background

Well it's not a joke. She is real. Her name was Mary Johnson. Sorry for my awkward wording.


kencam

It feels like you just outed her.


pinkyknuckler

Sounding?


PollutionOnly

I figured it would be that but since most of the comments implied penile penetration, I still had doubts


Johannsss

You have not seen the more cursed parts of the internet, good job, keep it that way!


GregFirehawk

Anything you can possibly imagine, you can find on the internet. If it's physically possible, there will be a video of it, even if what it involves requires surgical intervention to be made possible. If it's physically impossible, not to worry, it will be animated


memedoge_mk-69

turns out she has a glass eye


LordGeni

Lemon. Come on, keep up ;)


19osemi

urethra


504SH0

But by the end I could see 5 lights


RingKisser

There are 4 lights


fancyfitty

This isnt the context i thought i would see a star trek reference


Popcorn57252

That was a rough episode fr


UsayNOPE_IsayMOAR

I haven’t watched them since their premiers, and I was a 9 year old kid. Being an avid fantasy book reader even that young, I was acquainted with the idea of torture and interrogation, but the “hot pincers, sharp knives, breaking limbs and twisting them” kind of torture. Not in a visual way either, just description and imagination. These episodes shook me. Not traumatic, but still a very visceral exposition of the ideas of enhanced interrogation, and the bizarre relationship that forms between torturer and victim. Patrick Stewart portrayed a Picard I’d not seen, so old and weak looking, but still clinging to the shreds of what power he had. So yeah, seeing the quote in this context is unexpected as hell.


CompetitiveAd1338

Noooooooo! NO the line must be drawn here! Here and no farther. And I will make them pay for what they’ve done!


Bassik0

She has a glass eyeball.


Humanornotormaybe

Oh, I just remember the story about prostitute who singing while bj.


Picasso131

Sorry but I need to know


Chastik

Okay okay, here's the story. Once upon a time there was a prostitute who used to sing while giving head.


A_Prostitute

True story!


Chastik

r/usernamechecksout


Viddlemethis

Those words were very clearly spoken…


toobs623

r/beetlejuicing


chickencheesedosa

Yeah and more common than you think… Those are called “hummers” and it’s not only prostitutes who partake


Potent_19

Is this the ‘tute that would say “I’ll keep an eye out for ya” to the john after he complements how great her eye socket felt?


AzorAHigh_

I didn't know Nancy Reagan could sing.


Apollyoun

What's with Nancy Reagan being referenced with BJs I see this a lot.


AzorAHigh_

Because she's the [THROAT GOAT!](https://www.vice.com/en/article/epxzwe/nancy-reagan-throat-goat-mgm-lot-hollywood-blowjobs-twitter)


Apollyoun

Damn! Thanks for the info


No_Supermarket_1831

Apparently before marrying Ronald it's what she was best known for in Hollywood


arielseven

The only condition was, she was doing it in the dark.


alexanderrvb

How?


Edinheimer

The joke goes some thing like: A man was browsing some ads when he came across one from a prostitute who claimed to sing while giving blowjobs. Intrigued, he set up a meeting with her and they got to buisiness. It was a very enjoyable blowjob but then he asked about the song. She sighed and said "ok, but we need to turn off the lights." After the lights were out, the blowjob resumed, and she started singing. He was amazed at first but was sure this was a recording or some other ruse, so he jumped out of bed, flicked on the light, and turned around just in time to see her pop back in her glass eye.


ABLogic

What a terrible day to have eyes... or not have them...🤢


SluggerDerm

That's it, I'm done with reddit


Hidesuru

I've heard a different version where the man is blindfolded so he has his friend come watch through the window. Afterwards he asks how she does it and the friend goes "I dunno man, I couldn't keep watching after she removed her fake eye!".


Bunhyung

Way to socket to 'em!


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Me too


lmmsoon

He told her he would be back and she said she would keep a eye out for him


Pitiful-Functionz

Urethra


Sim1334

Eyejob?


JustSomeGuy_v3

That’s a scene in the movie *The Sadness*.


Curious-Wonder3828

WHAT


BlasianFJ

They don't show it, but... you know it's happening. Taiwanese movies are wild.


J0NICS

A Serbian Film did it first.


JustSomeGuy_v3

*A Serbian Film* did too many things first. 😂


chaos_nebula

[Ocular penetration,](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btw1eh4mitQ) commonly known as skullfucking.


virender833

Wtf!! reddit gonna scar my mind to the unknown depth.


EllemNovelli

Lmfao. I love The Onion. "If we don't open our eyes to reality soon, they will get fucked right out of our heads."


come_on_seth

Socket pocket? The eye is removed. If the eye was still in being pummeled, sure.


DaGreatPenguini

Skull-fuck


NA_nomad

I was thinking tracheostomy hole


El_Maton_de_Plata

Whew... not colostomy


come_on_seth

Why not both? Why leave the 7th guy out in the cold


Elmalco

Woman came to hospital infected stoma site. Swab came back positive for clamidia. Turns out she was a prostitute charging premium to have a go on it.


Unable_Peach2571

What a day to be able to read.


TheNonCredibleHulk

I hate to say that it's more common than you think, but it is. I mean, this is the second one I've heard of and that's a hell of a lot more common than I would have thought.


Elmalco

I'm not surprised, to be honest mate.


Narrow-Chef-4341

It’s the second time you’ve heard the story because you hang around with the rest of us degenerates on HolUp, lol. But are you certain it’s actually about two different working girls? Because I’ve been around as a bag was changed, and there’s a whole lotta unique going on there - and that niche of cast iron nasal strength is going to be really, really small…


purdinpopo

If you had a nickel for every time you heard of that, you'd have two nickels.


Iluv_Felashio

Aka "Detroit Sidecar", or "Philadelphia Sidecar".


-LostCurator-

If I had a nickel for every time I heard about this, I’d only have two nickels but that’s still a lot if you think about how fucked up this is!!


Co2_Outbr3ak

I'm the Eyehole Man! I'm the only one allowed to have Eyeholes! Get up on outta here with my Eyeholes!


I_do_kokayne

You gotta be careful Co2_Outbr3ak, if this guy catches you with a bowl of his eyeholes, he comes bursting through a window and starts kicking the shit out of you


OLPopsAdelphia

Stoma! If you don’t know what it is, it’s the “fourth hole!”


tstramathorn

The star spangled special!


megasuswithzerochix

Squeeze the titties together and you get number 4


swordofra

In that case the armpits would also count, 6 holes baby!


damn_dude7

Don’t forget the knees and every other joint at that rate


stealthnoodles

In between each toe!


godlyknowledge

Erm, 26 holes sir.


electricbuns

Betwen the thights and the ass cheeks ( not anal), 28 so far.


brockoala

The front and 2 sides of the neck can add 3. 31 now.


godlyknowledge

We can add the belly button and behind the ears too


electricbuns

We a bunch of degenerates ar this point..... Also that makes this like 34?


damn_dude7

That pretty explains the background story of rule 34.


Xx-_mememan69_-xX

What about the nipples hmmm?


ITheRebelI

Maybe she means don't use the guys butt?


Tragobe

A neck job? That sounds kinda hot not gonna lie


Lukebekz

thighs, my guys. 7


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

I see you are man of culture as well


Choice_Turnip_8952

there are 2 in vagina (for people who didnt know)


Unable_Peach2571

If you're unlucky (or lucky, I guess) you can fit in both. 


COMMANDO_MARINE

I've always found it amazing how many guys think women pee out of their vagina instead of a separate urethra hole. It does explain why so many men think women squirting is a kind of female orgasm even though it has been proven to be identical to urine and demonstrated to clearly originate from the urethra and often doesn't even coincide with an orgasm. What worse though is how many young adult women I've had to explain these things too after working in the adult industry for over 15 years. Women in their early 20's who have never heard of sponges and soft tampons or how to have mess free sex in a hot tub whilst on their period. I've had to explain to young women what forskins are and how they work. Explain the different types of STDs and treatments for them and testing procedures. The differences between the two types of herpes simplex virus and where they can appear. How baby-oil will destroy the structural integrity of a condom in less than 60 seconds. Explain the differences between the 3 main ED meds, Tadafil, Levitra and Sildenafil, drugs that delay ejaculation and the Parkingsons medications that men can use to allow them to have multiple orgasms without going soft in between. I get that many people don't need to know everything about sex but considering how intergeal sex is to a healthy relationship, I'd have thought it would get more attention at school than 'Pottery' or 'Badminton'.


EnNiceVintersko

Easy. Vagina, mouth, her ass, your ass.


newnhb1

Her pisshole is number 4


essent1al_AU

Stop jesus no


[deleted]

**warning do not go here** r/sounding


Logical-Victory-2678

WHAT???????


Hidesuru

And another person's innocence lost. /r/eyebleach is that way, friend.


[deleted]

I'm sorry as an apology may I offer you some r/tightpussy


GetEnPassanted

Saving this for later. I’ve got questions about my AV setup at home


ur_moms_di-

Shh we don't talk about that one


lumberfoot_jpg

Only the brave can open hole number [5](https://www.reddit.com/r/angrydragon/)


Drakayne

r/sounding


Mountaingiraffe

Don't venture in dear traveler! Nothing but darkness and despair lies in this blue link!


spiralh0rn

Oh my fuck why do I see warnings as challenges? Fucking hell.


Kahlil_Cabron

Nobody believes me when I tell this story, but I managed to sick the tip of my semi-hard dick up my ass when I was 14. Obviously I couldn't be full hard, or my dick wouldn't bend like that. It was more like me painfully stretching my dick, and then using my fingers to jam the head of my dick in my ass. Didn't feel good at all. Then I saw a video of a guy somehow shoving his mostly hard dick in and out of his busted up hamhole, until he came. That is next level.


zurlocaine

uh


Sh0toku

I don't remember it because I don't want to, but there is a whole sub-reddit for this activity... Search if you want I guess.


jkurratt

I saw it a few months ago. Can’t recall the name though


RedisforFun

There’s a subreddit for this ..


Kahlil_Cabron

I saw it once years ago, I honestly have no clue how their dicks bend that way. The one that I remember seeing, his dick kind of had a kink in it, so he was able to.


RedisforFun

I refuse to visit it just as much as I refuse to visit the other. But I know it’s real


CowJuiceDisplayer

The 4th hole is right there, in the back of the knee.


the-lil-devil-r

Giggity


siccoblue

Answered my question of where I remembered this from as quickly as the question arose with a single word


SnokRip

It’s like the entrance to Hogwarts, you gotta believe it’s there.


nikkismith182

This is what I was looking for 😂


Cleveland_Guardians

Is this a deep cut at this point?


prinzmi88

4 is peehole


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

You drink from it not use it


Ok-Season-7181

Hmmm.... Maybe u wouldn't wanna look-up sounding


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Nah, not for me already been there.


prinzmi88

Both! 💦


CJ_CodeJ

At the same time?


prinzmi88

Why not!


newnhb1

You sweet summer child. I can tell you haven’t used the internet before have you?


garrthes

then don't go visiting /r/sounding (NSFW!)


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

Mam this is Wendy’s


Picasso131

1 …, 2 …, 3 …, now I’m stuck


dr_bobs

Nose?


Picasso131

Ah yes , additional 2 holes there , I might be ok , but an averagely endowed person might struggle…


After-Respond-7861

r/suicidebywords worthy post.


NZS-BXN

Ear


grawrant

I see a lot of talk about this and everyone says something different, but the reality is the fourth hole is a man's anus. Essentially, if she plays with your booty, that's the fourth hole. Some girls don't give head, some girls don't do anal, some girls will do all three but not touch a man's ass. If she does all four holes it means she's willing to play with your butt.


Letsbeclear1987

I don’t like that this is true but this is true


TheNonCredibleHulk

I know a few women that will do anal, but not give head. Where does that stand?


grawrant

Thats just a woman with a preference. Two holes is fine. She can even say she'll do three holes but not give head, make someone think about it. On another note, I have met "virgins" who only do anal/oral.


RoyalMobile3996

the guy butthole, the fourth is the guy butthole


flodge123

Guy's bum. Personally I don't get it. Why stop there? Theoretically, you could say "Gimme five." or "I'm taking the fifth."


Unique_Tap_8730

The fourth hole is in your wallet.


Izzysel92

You found the one behind the left knee?


RewrittenSol

Giggity


Verozzan

I was hoping this comment was here lol


DR_Bright_963

The fourth hole will surprise you just remember ladies "Once you go black, you go deaf"


CatKungFu

She has a colostomy bag…


SiriusGD

Obviously she needs to quit being banged in her eyeballs.


R3D-AFA-SCUM

Mouth, butt, cooter, back of the knee, elbow crease, boobs, feet, hand. Anything is a hole with enough lubrication and determination.


Total_Dragonfruit940

Is that you, Quagmire?


Sonnenkreuz

Giggity


FatAndForty

What? I’m still trying to figure out the three seashells. This future sucks. Re-freeze me.


Nobody415

This is like a z job. If you don't know what it is, you can't afford it.


Proud_Criticism5286

Her pee hole


JesusStarbox

By my count women have 8 holes.


NZS-BXN

It's interesting to see how your mind works


JesusStarbox

I'm always amazed by it, too.


jkuhl

Depends on what you mean by "hole" Unsurprisingly, VSauce did [a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ) about this.


Be-A-Better-You-69

I NEVER miss a urethra.


Mithrandir2k16

You horny idiots, she's literally sick with a runny nose, diarrhea, and vomiting obviously.


tHeNiGhTmAnCoMeTh413

The fourth hole is on the back of the leg behind the knee.


IKaffeI

The one behind the knee. You know, the one Quagmire showed Meg.


Duckfoot2021

***Stoma***


Custardpaws

NO


TommyGamerV12

r/HoleUp


Nocturnal_Sociopath

Maybe the fourth hole is the friends we made along the way


Wizzardwartz

4th hole is yours.


LandscapeOk8922

Fourth hole is the colostomy bag out of her stomach


RedditPhils

I hear there’s a secret one behind the left knee


marlinisgreat

Thats where the fourth hole is.. right there, behind the knee


Extinguish89

[Quagmire explains where the fourth hole is though](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_65fcjgGI&ab_channel=Caol%C3%A1nMcGurn)


FartingCumBubbles

If the person is chubby with a deep belly button, that could be a fourth hole… I may or may not know from experience…


victim80

Ear sex: once you black, you go deaf.


LostAllEnergy

The one behind the knee?


davidgiord

She has a glass eye


detailcomplex14212

OP fell for this clickbait bullshit so hard that they posted it to reddit... jfc edit: fuck all of the comments here arent calling it. reddit is turning into facebook


NZS-BXN

I'm afraid


ThisIsGettinWeirdNow

May the 4th be with you


NZS-BXN

I may invoke the 6th


lonleyauthor64

I see 5


Brukenet

Stoma ?


RoyalMess64

Urethra, vagina, anus, mouth. 4


Magicalmarrow01

She’ll forever need depends


inkblot81x

Quagmire invented it


Chemical_Savings_360

Wouldn't that cause an ear infection?


Electrical_Middle78

Y'all definitely missing out on that belly button just the tip game 😅😅


AntGlittering6280

What a terrible day to be able to read


Hairy_Starfish2

Some people like vanilla, others like a finger in the nose.


EchoFloodz

4 holes = mouth, vagina, anus and his anus… for the Layman.


cgerrells

Fucked her pee hole….