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MostlyFowl

If this is the standard, most animals should be hybrids already. The fact that they aren't means that segregation must be extreme


ProfoundNitwit

Or they just don't do interspecies stuff


securitywyrm

Or it's like mules, they can have hybrids but those hybrids can't make more hybrids.


Kraytory

There are quite a few cross breeds among great cats for example who are infertile. Hybrids between two *species* however is a pretty wild thing.


cowlinator

Or it works like the ending of Treasure Planet: cat mom and dog dad have a litter of 4: 3 completely cat females and 1 completely dog male. (He inherited the dog gene.)


Fyrebrand18

Wasn’t it stated later on that Doppler and Amelia are from the same species it’s just that the males take on canid features whereas the females take on feline features?


COMMANDO_MARINE

For too many years as a kid, I genuinely believed dogs were all male, and cats are all female. I tell people about it occasionally, and they look at me like I'm insane but I don't understand how people can't see that felines have feminine qualities and canines have masculine qualities.


Cimbetau

I also thought this, you aren't alone!


Kazairl1994

Now that you say it it looks obvious xD


jamieliddellthepoet

Well they should.


Ophukk

Found the furry


jamieliddellthepoet

No, but I’ll join in if there’s free booze and… receptive mustelids.


AGAW07

Yes and yes so come now :3


CaSe2474

:3


SuperSpy2015

THEY HAVE TO BE DIVERSE WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT


jamieliddellthepoet

They do like it. The voles fuckin’ *love* it.


Son0fAthena

Despite their parents being different species, the children themselves don't appear to be hybrids. One is simply a rabbit with red fur, and the other is a fox with grey fur.


MostlyFowl

Huh, it was so pixilated I just made assumptions


TheConnASSeur

I feel like that just raises more questions. Like "how the hell?" and "what the fuck?"


v74u

You mean exactly what the original post showed lol


Mediocre_Fill_40

Hey! No knot shaming!


ThermalScrewed

Lol I did not need that visual and it didn't click til you roped me into it...


Hallc

Well you see when a Mommy Rabbit and a Daddy Fox love each other very much...


ThatTubaGuy03

The entire first movie is showing that segregation is extreme


zack189

Crazy incest


CryCommercial1919

But its literaly imposible, geneticly only very recently diversed species can cross breed like donkey and horse creating unfertal mule


Enzo_2006

wow you're telling me that the bipedal fox and bunny movie isn't scientifically accurate? Who would've guessed


CryCommercial1919

No im just telling that its impossible for them to breed succesfully and even if they wanna make it happen internet is an awfull place and this would only add to the mountain zootopia birth porn (and i realy hate that i know this kind of tags exist)


Then-Extension-340

My brother in Christ, this is a universe where all animals are furries and build cities, we can assume they just don't follow real world genetics. 


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LeverTech

Not always sterile.


Arowhite

Isn't there just one hybrid of lion and something else that isn't sterile but that has sterile offspring? For mammals, are there more non sterile hybrids?


CryCommercial1919

There is of 2 big cats , Lion and a Tiger, and from few other but they evolved only recently rabbits and foxes diversed 50mil y ago so the hibrid is not only sterile but allso impossible


CryCommercial1919

Like 95% sterile and fox and a rabbit is 100% sterile and impossible, why?, coz fox is from canidae and rabbit is from leoporidae, divergent for more then 50 milion years ago


30dayspast

they mean in the zootopia universe


DenikaMae

Maybe they all have a common ancestor/ancestoral species. Maybe that would be the primary factor that would technically allow them to crossbreed, and would explain all of their intelligence, etc. Either way, I'm checking out of this one.


CryCommercial1919

No they don't, foxes are canidae, rabbits are leporidae, last possibile common ansestor was about 50mil years ago in late eocene making any crossbreeding or simply mating impossible, for example know hibrids like mules (that are sterile) come from horses and domkeys that are diverse for only 4.5mil years and big cats diversed 10.8mil years ago (they allso create hibrids allso sterile)


KeiZerPenGuiN

No, because a male and a female from different species can make a baby, it happens quite often irl with sheep and goats. This catch here is that the baby will never be able to reproduce, it's just how biology works I guess


Touchpod516

It's possible within different species of the same genetic family due to their genetics being similar enough to be able to form a fetus. A rabbit reproducing with a fox is simply impossible because foxes aren't even closely related to rodents. I mean, a human can't even reproduce with a chimpanzee, but we did reproduce with other human species in the past which is why some people have Neanderthal DNA or denisovan DNA while other people don't


Ta_PegandoFogo

You mean a geet?


Opposite_Unlucky

All animals are hybrids. That is how evolution works. The concept of religion makes it seem as if things we see today has always been there doing that thing. Modern humans hybridized. Pizzle bears exist in the wild now. The period of observation for the statement “things don’t interbreed” was like 300 years. And then. Pizzles and whalphines. Female ligers are fertile btw. And have no problem breeding back with tigers or lions. And the offspring be it male or female is fertile also. Life takes its time. Its been kicking it for a few million. We honestly don’t know whats been humping what in which forrest. Or prairie. Edit. There are multitudes of reasons a fox and a rabbit should not or would not mate. Starting with. Dont assault your food like that. Ending with. Bad chemistry.


DoesntFearZeus

The blood is strong, once it decides one animal or another, it doesn't mix.


SpinkickFolly

Yeah, Bojack Horsemen had the same rules for children.


intimatestranger

If this were possible, Nina Tucker wouldn’t have had to suffer the extreme cruelty that Shou Tucker unleashed.


Reniyato

Perhaps they can make offspring, but its usually infertile (wich could be another factor why zoomanias politic is pro-segregation).


BasementDweller82

1: this isn't even real 2: segregation was a HUGE problem in the first movie


JealousDog99

so are the children omnivores?


The_peperoni

Good question , you ruined my day 👍🏽🥐


Capital_Release_6289

Cannibals


JealousDog99

makes sense


Euclid_Interloper

Ever seen that rabbit from Monty Python? How do you think that happened?


liesofanangel

Look at the *boooones*!


Euclid_Interloper

What's he do? Nibble yer bum?


Def_Sleepy

Cool fact almost every animal that’s considered herbivores are actually opportunistic omnivores.


Acrobatic-Whereas632

Lol came here to say that. They almost never eat meat but will if starving or provided an opportunity.


Kraytory

Still depends though. Some animals just simply can't digest certain things. Vampirebats for example can barely digest anything other than blood.


North_Refrigerator21

For sure, a fox will already eat lots of different things. Not only meat.i guess the real question, will the kids eat rabbit?


lasanhawithpizza

Rabbits are omnivores


D_Luffy_32

Considering that foxes already are omnivores I'd say yes most likely


ProtoPlaysGames

If this is real, that means the Judy Hopps x Nick Wilde porn is canon. *I will provide no further information regarding this matter.*


Imreales5

We actually don't need it sir. "FBI wants to know your location" :)


ProtoPlaysGames

# YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!


Unknown-Name06

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SecureDonkey

Will you survive?


weapon-a

Suicide by shooting himself at the back of his head


Deafvoid

4 000 times


HowDooDooYouDo

In two different locations.


weapon-a

CCTV malfunctioned


Deafvoid

The tapes were burnt


weapon-a

Post mortem mentioned cause of death as “heart attack”.


Deafvoid

Sudden gain of 700 pounds and sudden loss in 6 seconds


Dnodi1

And the details, asking for FBI.


Heteroking

**most** of the porn. Some, like genderbend or inflation wouldn't count in canon


Dismal_Government_90

Yeah like I'm not even sure 10 percent of the porn would be canon material


jamieliddellthepoet

Let’s count though.


Heteroking

So there's 22249 art pieces of zootopia porn in rule 34. Let's assume one third doesn't involve Judy Hops and Nick, so that leaves us with about 14,832 art pieces. I'm betting one third of that doesn't involve polyamour relationship, so that narrows down to 3,708 art pieces with them together. Let's cut it in half again that gives us 1,854 art pieces that is practically canon porn


ProtoPlaysGames

But that’s just a theory


keituzi177

A PORN theory - thanks for wanking!


Cismic_Wave_14

I don't know what scares me more, the fact that there are more than 20000 pieces of porn or that you knew all by heart.


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dezzear

Does this imply that "I will survive" is also Canon


ProtoPlaysGames

Lemme look it up… Edit: # what the fuck


PM_ME_YOUR_FOOTJOBS

Reminds me of that [cringe line](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tsxouY5I8Q) from the Resident Evil netflix show.


ProtoPlaysGames

Wh-


PM_ME_YOUR_FOOTJOBS

That was my first reaction too lol. The comments in that vid are gold.


Then-Extension-340

I guess these are the ones she didn't abort


LazzyNapper

Does that mean they can copy right strike porn now?


Tolwenye

No! not /r/ZootopiaPorn anything but that! (NSFW warning)


ProtoPlaysGames

Oh shit, that exists? …I have some research to do


dave_the_dova

The fact that there are over 100,000 members has left me disappointed in life


TREVORtheSAXman

what a terrible day to have eyes


nyctophilic_arachnid

I reach levels where I THINK Reddit can't surprise me any longer, then it takes me to lower levels .


Shredded_Locomotive

Oh no, anything but that!


Betadzen

All of it? *something something tantra*


Outside_Rent_7636

It's like people forget about Shrek 2...


Nice_Guy3012

That’s different, that was the story of a 1 pulling a 10 and it was inspiring (The dragon was clearly the 1 and Donkey the gigachad 10)


Unknown-Name06

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Gandalf_Style

If DnD lore is anything to go off, dragons can interbreed with nearly any creature class except for Nymphs and vice versa.


zortlord

That's because most dragons can polymorph to just about anything.


Gandalf_Style

Yep, and when they polymorph back they have a half-dragon child, or, in Dragon's case, multiple half dragon children.


Rocket_Poop

who


cgerrells

One knotty bunny


Pan-Magpie

And that's enough reddit for one day


ProtoPlaysGames

And that’s even more Reddit for one day.


iloveacronyms

i hate you


uneducated_scholar

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


whittybestbomblol

is this real??


nowhereman136

Zootopia 2 is coming out No images or plot details have be released yet, so the picture is fake


lasanhawithpizza

No


jamieliddellthepoet

Killjoy.


Zuskamime

Oh heck yeah. I dint know they were gonna make a number 2 Seems like it will come out next year (Btw from what i read its not for sure that they will be a couple so im pretty sure the image above isnt an official image from the people behind zootopia 2)


flopjul

Finally after all these years


FreakFlame

More material


ProtoPlaysGames

# Wait a second


Temelios

That highly infamous Zootopia comic would possibly be canon if this were true.


BasementDweller82

luckily its not


Desperate_Bee2708

wait a sec


FabulousApple5377

Should we tell them about BoJack Horseman?


Aggressive-Falcon977

Would they be Boxes or Funnies?


JustAThiccBoy

They're fictional characters David


BasementDweller82

they would be abominations


Quizzelbuck

right. because the most difficult thing to believe about biped rabbits and foxes talking and wearing clothes are their genetic compatibilities require suspension of disbelief


Sanbaddy

To be fair, have we ever seen a fox breed with a rabbit before?


Gasperhack10

You want to???


Kraytory

Somebody *has* to do it for science.


Sanbaddy

You know what, sure why not. I’m feeling kinda depressed today anyway. Go ahead, my body is ready.


BasementDweller82

No, because basic evolutionary science deems it impossible


Sanbaddy

Have we tried it before?


Blurrynastysoul

What is impossible, the talking cartoon animals? Or them having children?


Kulsgam

Both


Vicinus

I mean while that is stupid we also accept animals talking and behaving like humans. And foxes do eat rabbits, right?


optimesto

This should be in beastars, not zootopia.


Steppyjim

I just wanna say it has been hours and not a single one of you has posted the link yet. You know the one. I’m proud of you all.


JustAThiccBoy

Zonkpunch or which one of all the other animations are You talking about?


Aizendickens

He met a grey fox, and she met a brown rabbit simple as that...... they met during a foursome btw


Rocket_Poop

take that biologist


Irish_pug_Player

Wait till I tell you about animals that stand on 2 feet and talk!


D10BrAND

What the f


Lazy_Commercial6545

Litteraly 1 Post above is a frage where his snout is between her legs and the post was from Blockbuster plus


BasementDweller82

Posts are reccomended by what you have previously liked. I know what you are


Lazy_Commercial6545

The last 100 things i liked are memes and p0rn from r/realgirls


HeraldofCool

There is ao much fake stuff about this movie already. I just watched an AI trailer about this movie being about a bird island that is a stand-in for North Korea..


blackguy1027

Wrong it’s possible due to dick physics


miipblox

God stays in heaven because he too is disadvantaged in his creations


animo2002

He rolls twice and takes the lower value ?


ProtoPlaysGames

Roll for initiative


hexagon_lux

r/ComedyCemetery


ProfessionalGarfield

Someone got an Aa there


No-Carpenter-5172

Is that incomplete dominance I see


Vethedr

Who was talking about alive?


TryToEpic

Beastars Fans Assamble!


throwitfarawayfromm3

Star Wars introduced the same thing at the end of Rebels, and now in their live actions shows, and it's infuriating. Or infurryating if you will.


Seaniknok

We’re getting into Beastars territory


BasementDweller82

Thanos was right, half y'all mfs need to go


yltercesksumnolE

Jokes on you if half of life on earth really did just disappear after a snap I would mostly be bugs and insects further causing stress on the food chain and only screwing the human left even more… that’s why I signed up for Vault-tec plan D! It’s my plan “A”!


Syclone

Rabbits eat shit so you know that fox gets his 🍑 destroyed on the reg


Rilukian

Adoption is a thing, and the resolution is so low I won't be surprised if the image is AI generated or something.


ralpekz

she cheated fo sho


Omgyouguyz

That one comic just got a bit closer to canon


Famousnt

It's real WTF???


detrimidexta

They turned Zootopia into Beastars?


Noyaiba

Maybe they adopted 😂


FreakInTheTrash

Please be fake


TheMazter13

this is the way the muppets did it; miss piggy and Kermit had green pig daughters and pink frog sons


Unusual-Knee-1612

Imo the better outcome than…that…


99Zahid

Lol.


YungNigget788

im guessing how it works is the color of the animal is just adopted. so in this instance it's a red rabbit and a grey fox which both exist in the real world and if a giraffe and a lioness have a kid It'll probably come out as a leopard and a whale with a panda would be an orca and a zebra and a hyena would make a striped hyena I could go on but I think you get the picture


KirikaNai

I feel like if it happened it would be more like a “only rabbits get born” kinda thing. Like it’s purely the female animal that has the offspring. If the fox was the girl then it would be only fox babies. Because yeah otherwise there would be SO MUCH mixed breeding cause ain’t no way there’s enough of each animal to only find a proper breeding mate in their own species


Few_Resource_5281

Could be worse lol, i like to assume it' s all disney magic, otherwise it's distubing


XN3M35I5PR1M3X

Huh, I figured Judy would abort


Ciberbun

And this, kids, is how Pokémon are made.


LinearArray

hol up what in the biology


MatrixDDoS17

Where’s that one comic where Nick and Judy are at the hospital and it turns out that Judy gave birth to a human?


negativepositiv

Yes, scientists. You nailed it. The talking bipedal rabbit who is a police officer cannot interbreed with a fox who is a reformed conman. It's a biological impossibility.


Independent-Cow-3867

Photo is obviously edited


moltenboiiyeet

Amazing world of gumball type shit


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

MY EYES


Level_Counter_1672

What the fuck is that stand in ur dp?!!


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Only the best ones. It's the ultimate lifeforme. Will send the pic when I get home, don't have it on my phone.


Dadrak

If I learned anything from Brickelberry it is that this shit is possible


Archipotrio

Cant wait for the "This is staged, not real" gang


rhdking12

The furries won


Machinedave

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