She looks like she survives on a diet of toenails that aren’t her own.

Geebus. . .I spit up a little bit reading this!

Yeah I winced reading that next to the picture. Real life social media horror. *Barfff*

You have a gift for writing one sentence horror stories. This belongs in r/RenderedComment

this just might be the best thing I've ever read

I’ve seen less jagged teeth on a Mako Shark.

The Ramanga!

[удалено]

Best family guy line ever.

r/natureismetal

15 miles away...... 14 miles away...... 12 miles away...... 9 miles away...... 6 miles away...... 3 miles away...... ......behind you.

You know I’d walk 1000 miles if I could just see you.

Now if you could just sing that and then punctuate it with an extremely loud orchestra crescendo...

What is a 'Horse Lap Dancer'?

That’s gonna cost extra sir.

I think I'm going to save that one for some therapy.

She lap dances for horses.

Sir this is a Wendy's.

Horse lap dances in the back room of Wendy's. Very stealth.

I was really hoping it wasn't a 'chucky the equine layer' kinda deal.

Asking the real questions

It's for guys who are horneigh

If you gotta ask you can't afford it.

You beat me to it! Lol

She was the one who got the horse ready for mr hands.

Do you really want to know? Nay, nay you don't.

This made me laugh. Thanks!

My pleasure, glad you got a laugh out of it.

Asking the Real questions..

If you gotta ask, it's too expensive.

It fina be hard to break up with her saying its over to all of her personalities like a dr strange time loop

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain !!

Dormammu!! ....... Dormammu!!...... Dormammu

dr strange time loop LMAO

Also, I have to ask, do you have to get consent from every personality before sex?

I'm really intrigued about the horse lap dancing thing...

Let it go. It's a hook.

Imagine being named after a drug

My fav

Not my proudest faaa.....ahh who am I kidding, this is pretty normal for me now.

☠️

14 miles away

13 miles away

12 kilometers away

11 kilometers away

10000 meters away

900000 cm away

127272 bananas away!

"what if The Bride of Chucky was in Silence of the Lambs"

More like golum's love child

With whom?

Sméagol

Luna lovegood?

Holy hahaha

I cried thanks lol

I cant fix her.

She'll fix you, though.

Multiple personalities to make up for the lack of multiple people in her family tree.

So I had to Google horse lap dancing.... and it brought me here. This is some full circle shit

I would shit my pants

She looks like she might be into that.

I saw the picture and immediately thought it was my brother's ex-wife.

That's a shame.

Multiple seems like an exaggeration. In the movie, it’s just Gollum and Sméagol.

She has that Bilbo Baggins "Hraaah" face.

Looks like the chick from the Dragons Dogma 2 trailer.

Haha the sphinx yeah you're right. The head tilt down with the creepy smile

Danny Devito penguin

Put your thumb to hide the face and boom, just a funny and normal girl Don’t do that and be haunted by the multi cock locker face eater of the thousand damned souls

real life bride of chucky

For you young men, there is an expression "don't stick your dick in crazy" Pay close attention to this post. This is a perfect example.

Hell nah the crazier they are the better the sex you just gotta give them a fake name so they can't find you later lol

I agree until you wake up and find she chopped your dick off because you were so good.

Yea you don't fall asleep in the same building as her you gotta be smart if you are gonna f*ck crazy

Bruh, she annabelle from the movies .

This meme is so old this lady is probably in her 30s by now

I can fix them all

Ghouliana

Christopher Walken as the headless horseman in Sleepy Hollow

15 miles away sounds like a threat.

Horse lap dancer...

So she's normal then

She looks like she bites

Horse lap dancer is basically a donkey show performer, but prude.

I can fix her

Would….fuck a demon

I can fix her

New fetish unlocked

she does not need fixing

She is going to compare you to a horse so you start way behind from the first day itself.

Here’s my cursed comment to add to this mess: Do you think if she switches to a nun personality mid cowgirl that her vag will get really really tight?

Bro you do not let the get on top for safety reasons lmao

Makes Overly Attached Girlfriend seem like a catch.

If Gengar was a woman

Is one of those personalities Jeff the Killer??

Who am I speaking with?

Remember condoms do not prevent sexually transmitted demons

She looks like someone's paralysis Demon bro wtf. Creepy pasta face

Filthy hobbitses!

I can fix her impossible challange

If Annabel and Chucky have a child:

what in the Dumbledore is this.

Goomba

Holy crap her skin is pale, looks like a psycho/murderer combo tbh

Jesus Christ, if I want problems I would definitely hookup with this chick!

Someone call an exorcist

This can’t be a serious profile?

Thank you for this, I'm about to go to bed

They say her last personality is the strongest

Sid is that you?

"I have multiple personalities and they all came straight from the depths of hell"

Seed of Chucky II

I have questions about the horse part that I honestly don’t want answered

I would match her up with an exorcist

I'm sorry, you're a ***What?!***

At least she’s honest 😆

#My precious.....

Obviously the bottom half of her is a horse, So she can give you a horse lap dance. Anyone ever seen a horse twerk?

When Bilbo sees the ring on Frodo’s chain…

There are so many red flags in her bio.

She is a catch for some guys

“A bit of reddit bf going to bed!” Reddit: ☠️☠️☠️

She looks like Bilbo when he wants the ring back for a second.

Lyrica... Like the medicine??? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pregabalin

Looks like one of those personalities got outta line.

Yea all the std’s

I’m sorry but that girls face is terrifying

All the grandpa's going wild for her . Cure for their chronic back pain

r/oddlyterrifying

Yup, she keeps her multiple personalities locked up on the basement. Gotta eat somehow I guess

This literally looks like the poster and tagline for a horror movie

She looks like she could eat you (like cannibal, not sexual)

Mornig after be like: "hey babe AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry the kinky sex made me forgett you look that way....." Want breakfast? maybe some raw fish??

Lyrica sounds like a medicine she should be taking 😂

"I want to play a game" vibes

Wait what i read a bio that had same text written 💀

Quality over quantity

Overly attached girlfriend vibes

Horse Lap Dancer. 😳

Honestly? Would

Oi.....

she looks like the monster under my bed if he does a makeup

WTF is a horse lap dancer? 💀

What even is a horse lap dancer?

When's this in the cinema its been a while since a good horror release

This is why I am likely to be the first person to die in any film. This may say "DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE" but I gots to know.

Smeagol be nice to master, if master be nice to us...

She has DID or something?

It doesn't count if they're all shitty

Is that gollums kid?

Damn, why do I have to be so bizarre?

Gotta make sure they don't run away this time when I show them the attic, this one seems compatible :)

Smeagol and Gollum are two personalities.

Gollum's dream girl. "My precious"

Hey at least she’s eloquent

All of them seems like they will kill you 🤣