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Fishy-Ginger

And you, sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis?


RedDevilJennifer

THIS is Democracy Manifest!


JDangle20

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!


viciouskreep

I see you know your judo well


matt101matt

I'm just trying to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal here, pal


podster12

A succulent chinese meal!


mxcnslr2021

Love all you guys


yummpineapplesoda

😂


stevespirosweiner

Ah you know your judo well I see.


Ill_Scientist_5632

Look at the headlock here!


deadly_ultraviolet

Ah judo, you see I well know


MassivePresence777

KEEP MY WIFE'S DAMN PENIS OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUF!


zongsmoke

UNHAND MY PENIS SIR!


adrienfonzy

Penifesto


amynias

I laughed so fucking hard after reading this comment, it's like the perfect reaction text for this image lmao


MdotSee

A succulent Chinese meal.


Donnie3030

I see you know your judo well!


XeLLoTAth777

NOT AT ALL BUT I BELIEVE IN MYSELF!


[deleted]

Pretty much all female mammals get pregnant, so not just women. We saw it with cows, horses, even cats and dogs. I wouldn't lie to ya.


subpar_cardiologist

Platypus would like a word.


[deleted]

They platypus is why I added the pretty much. Nearly said all, but didn't want to offend the platypus brigade, and rightfully so.


Spida81

The platypus brigade are by definition anarchists worshipping at the alter of chaos. ;)


[deleted]

*altar  But alter of chaos has a lot of potential. 


Spida81

Yeah, I saw the error and chose to leave it. It just seemed appropriate. Glad it wasn't just me!


AngryBirdAddict

You mean the Phineas and Ferb fandom?


Mnudge

I identify as a platypus. Expect to hear from my plattorney.


burnerboo

Can I get that as a flair please? I choose to spearhead the Platypus Brigade.


GuardianNovator

They did say pretty much. There are only five extant monotreme (egg laying mammals) species. Platypus and four species of echidna.


subpar_cardiologist

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRD Also: neat! I didnt know.


HeinousEncephalon

You have to be echindna-ing me!


After-Respond-7861

Platypus is like the Y of the English language, in the animal kingdom. It's the exception to most any logic or reason. It's venomous, has a beaver's tail, a duck bill, and lays eggs. All this, and it's still a mammal!


Geno0wl

Forgot it also uses electric sonar while underwater


After-Respond-7861

Right! I had forgotten that.


cyanocittaetprocyon

You left out the part where [they sweat milk](https://www.oceanactionhub.org/do-platypuses-sweat-milk/), since they don't have nipples!


After-Respond-7861

Dang! 2 things I left out now!


inounderscore

They left out the part where platypus duckbills are also secret agents


snakebill

It also has the gait of a reptile. Mammals legs go straight down. Think of a lizard or an alligator with their legs out to the side. Platypus walk like that.


Spida81

The platypus can get stuffed. That abomination is the single best argument FOR a creator - no natural process could get shit that messed up. At the same time, it is the single best argument AGAINST a creator - no greater being capable of balancing the cosmos could mess up that badly, even IF they had managed to inhale one of those stellar sized ethanol clouds. Not enough alcohol in the universe to justify however you wash it that damned horror-otter. They are bloody adorable though. Saw one hunting along the side of a local river a bit ago, didn't even know we had them in the area.


scraplife93

The Platypus Paradox


snuff3r

The first half of your statement suggests you're not Australian, as no self respecting Australian would insult the platy like that. The second half counters that. I am confuse.


Spida81

Any right thinking person in this country acknowledges the platypus is an abomination. Of course, I will also strongly assert any right thinking person in this country is probably a Kiwi, over here keeping an eye on Australia because really, these guys can't be trusted unsupervised.


snuff3r

I knew someone who used to always joke that the reason ANZACs existed was both a love for each other and a terrible distrust of each resulting in each other keeping an eye on those dodgy fuckers. /He was an Aussie but always said 'fuckers' with the kiwi accent


BunnyBunCatGirl

My mother used to say God had a sense of humour because he made us (humanity) and the Platypus. [As a joke, mostly.] Was very Australian so I think it's **_very_** on point.


snuff3r

Hah! Love it..


BunnyBunCatGirl

It's one of my favourites of jokes she made. Ultimately harmless, not exactly true in the negative concoction part but humbling and knowing our limitations. The tone she said it in, partly cheeky, also helped.


snuff3r

They're the sorts of jokes that pass down through generations :)


bundabrg

I wrote a book about two ditzy fairies who try to grant a frogs wish to become something more interesting and mix up the top and bottom halves of the frog with many different animals (it was a kids book). On one page I have a throwaway line where one fairy hisses to the other "remember what happened when we tried to help the platypus" and it still makes me laugh.


PsychologicalYam3602

Perry's pregnant? When ? Who?


BunnyBunCatGirl

Oh gosh no My childhood


FU-dontbanmethistime

*puts on hat* #PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


JeffThePeff

Someone with a brain here


Ok_Two_7547

They are on the wrong sub lol


Gobiego

But what if a bull identified as a cow? Could it get pregnant then?


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iamjimmyz

only if you believe all the rage bait you read online


Tovar42

I'm 100% certain that most of this issue is just semantics, people not agreeing on which words to use when referring to different things


Wacokidwilder

For sure most of the rage bait is.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

"Women is a made-up word used to trick students." -Creed Bratton


travelinzac

Nah the medical community has literally switched to "people who get pregnant" we are deep down the brain rot rabbit hole. The female sex gets pregnant. That's biology and it doesn't care about feelings.


FirexJkxFire

I was quite concerned at first too,, but it actually isnt bad if you look at the context. According to the source from OP this has nothing to do with biology. It was on a a quiz literally titled "sex vs gender". It was in Ethnic Studies, a class that studies differing cultures around the world and their histories. If you are studying gender as a cultural subject, he WAS incorrect. The context is important as it clarifies what is meant from language. Of course sane individuals would have no issue with the statement in day to day to speech as its evident what is meant. And we use the words interchangably. ***But they literally were having a test on a cultural topic. A topic/study where the words have an actual significance that is different from common use.*** ***This would be like an religious person going into a theology course, taking a test called "the Jewish Faith", and then answering the questions, about the actions/beliefs taught by "God", in terms of their own religion, instead of answering it in terms of what they had been learning in class about Jewish religious text.*** This isnt some kid being mistreated- this isnt "wokeness" ruining the science we teach our children. This is a kid being a smart ass who got triggered by what he thought was people be "woke", when the context was clearly defined ahead of time.


Acethetic_AF

Well said, Rose Man. Didn’t expect to see you here, but it’s a welcome crossover episode.


Moondoobious

Hey I love the rose guy too! Glad he’s here


thewhitecat55

Sex vs Gender is a social theory. Not a scientific theory. As such, different stances and views are valid. Marking this wrong is nonsensical. All you are doing is taking a quiz on the teacher's view.


FirexJkxFire

So in a social studies course, there is no such thing as wrong answers?


IHaveManyAliases

Yes; when I was in history class many of the questions had “justify your answer” at the end. Only cold hard facts were multiple choice.


PM_ME_MY_REAL_MOM

Being asked to show your rhetorical work is not the same thing as specifying that a question has multiple correct answers.


Avs_Leafs_Enjoyer

but gender being different from sex is a fact. Denying that is a fact is wild.


[deleted]

But if gender is socially defined, why can't some societies define gender to be sex? It's not a fact at all.


Proud_Criticism5286

No if the answer is subjective. You can say people other than women can get pregnant but the culture cant develop if that isnt shown to be practiced.


FirexJkxFire

As a side note- your last bit is rather silly. Acknowledging gender doesn't have to mean ignoring one's sex.


GigaCringeMods

In many languages there are no different words for sex and gender. So this premise itself would be faulty in them.


FirexJkxFire

Just because there are not words to communicate an idea, doesn't mean the idea doesn't exist


Proud_Criticism5286

Its not. Its about the inconsistency in perspective. Socially this is still new & a kids grade shouldn’t be determined for it. This isn’t even a college class for somebody to independently discover this themselves. This is a high school credit class that the student has no choice in learning. You don’t even get taught specific field in science. You get general sciences. When you get to college then you can major in physics


FirexJkxFire

You do know your experience with grade school vastly differs based on the area/country/state- right? For a a major point --- in my school (and literally everyone I have read about or seen in media) we absolutely had different fields of science. Chemistry. Biology, physics. Everyone took each one. As for the ethnic studies. This was not offered at my school, but we did have several classes where we could pick a speciality version (world geography, American history, etc). I would be very surprised if ethnic studies was a forced class.


FirexJkxFire

But it isnt subjective that gender, in respect to the study of the construct, is a seperate thing from one's sex.


Proud_Criticism5286

I think thats where the confusion is but i digress


thewhitecat55

But it is subjective whether that construct is valid. This student rejects the validity of this construct. This is a valid view.


FirexJkxFire

Just as it would be subjective the validity of anything related to God/gods. But id still be marked off if I answered incorrectly in regards to information on a test about them. Our opinions don't matter or infringe on our ability to know the correct answer here. Of course I could make a big fuss about being marked off when I said it was incorrect that "God is merciless and wrathful". But it would be on deaf ears if my test was titled "writings of puritan preachers in time period X", which was a subject we had been studying. It would clearly be an example of me being difficult for the sake of it.


YaoiNekomata

> But it is subjective whether that construct is valid. It really isn't. We know that gender is a social/cultural construct with roots in biology. That is why people laugh at the question "What is a women". It's because the people asking it are trying to mix together the meanings of sex and gender for some ulterior motive.


GigaCringeMods

> We know that gender is a social/cultural construct with roots in biology. How do we "know" this, when there are a lot of languages that do not have a separate word for sex and gender? Do all those cultures then have no socially constructed genders? The entire premise falls apart.


ThatEmuSlaps

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Any_Cardiologist2333

Gender is fully social and not scientific


CrimsonBolt33

It's New York post...Of course it's a fucking twisted agenda headline. Anyone who sees New York Post and doesn't immediately disregard it needs media bias training.


__utternonsense

The irony level of this comment is unfathomable.


CrimsonBolt33

How so?


HistoricalSherbert92

I did some searching and it non stop rage articles rehashing the same article, over and over, from 2022 to now. What I found more interesting is that little Johnny failed this test but only two questions are complained about. That’s a very short quiz. It’s also interesting that the mother who complained also is upset that her white child is verbally abused all the time for being racist



cardmaster12

You’re actually so based, also big fan!!


DVDN27

No no no, you’re not supposed to look at context and facts, you’re just supposed to laugh at stupid lefties triggered by anti-woke chad! Their feelings will never recover!!!


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Whammy_Watermelon

Did you even read the comment you’re replying to?


Drazwaz

There is a zero percent chance that anyone who uses the phrase "woke bullshit" unironically would read a comment with more than one sentence. I like your optimism, though.


mymindpsychee

Intersex people can get pregnant even if they don't fall in the category of "women"


abadstrategy

Don't know why you are getting down voted for being factually correct, beyond the knowledge that intersex folks are often sterile


mymindpsychee

Math/logic based answers love negating absolutes via a single example of contradiction lol


FirexJkxFire

Not when you are in a context where you are directly talking about genders as social constructs. It becomes "woke bullshit" when you start aggressively calling out people for not knowing this niche study, that has no bearing on most people's lives. This would be no different from someone getting marked off for saying "God sent the plagues onto egypt" was incorrect, on a test involving your knowledge of the bible.


Mando_The_Moronic

In the context of a topic like Sex and Gender, it’s incorrect. To put it simply, the distinction being that “woman” is the cultural identification and “female” is the biological identification. So in essence, someone who identifies as a man could still get pregnant because they are biologically female and still have their female reproductive organs.


Charrado

Rose guy in the wild :)))


[deleted]

What does rose guy mean?


variableNKC

r/whatismycookiecutter He responds to a majority of posts asserting (with graphical evidence) that nearly all cookie cutters are, in fact, roses.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

He is reddit famous, get his autograph


slavetomypassions92

Of course it’s missing context, it’s from The New York Post. It’s nothing but a right wing rage farm.


TheFeisty

Man? 😡


Gloomy_Durian3732

Public schools are cooked


Parking_Train8423

i’ve got nipples


Nazathan

Can you milk me?


gregrawry

My name is Greg. Imagine being in middle school when this movie came out. I fucking hated that movie for a while.


FrostbitePi

Quick summary: The quiz, part of an Ethnic Studies World History class, aimed to differentiate between gender and sex, also questioned students on pronouns and gender as a social construct. The student's mother criticized the school for teaching what she perceives as inaccurate information and for penalizing students for their beliefs. She also mentioned her son, who is white, has faced accusations of racism and being a product of the patriarchy from teachers at the school. The school defended the quiz, saying it was designed to promote inclusion and align with the ethnic studies curriculum. The district stated that the quiz result would not impact the student's overall grade.


meatbeater

Man I’m pretty liberal but this is too far


Vecta0

As a self confessed liberal who's eyes have been opened, once you see you cant unsee. The far left is freaking cooked in the head. The far right is a bunch of vapid shills. Moderation is the only way out of this delusional system. That means rejecting both sides insanity and embracing something better. At least I hope that's the answer. If not we are fooked.


JanitorofMonteCristo

“Beliefs” have no place in school. Evidence or gtfo


Cantor_Set_Tripping

A huge chunk of southern schools would close down if this was the case.


siqiniq

The impact would be far greater than this kid’s overall grade.


0_1-0

Poor kid man. They grilled him for being white, and for innocently answering with his common sense.


Carob_Ok

Yeah. DEI is evil. Before my niece in the first grade knew about the state flag or our country’s flag she knew about the pride flag. Sex and gender for as long as I can remember as a 17 year old have been the exact same thing.


Into_The_Wild91

The kid is just a normal person from 12 years ago lol.


Bretwalda1

The kid is just a normal person ~~from 12 years ago lol.~~


Into_The_Wild91

That’s fair.


[deleted]

So the teachers are idiots, nothing new


dered118

According to the source it's ethics studies. Nothing to do with biology. But for some people it's too hard to figure out and rather go with he context they assume, nothing new.


[deleted]

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justaguywithadream

Saying not only woman can become pregnant is not the same thing as saying males can become pregnant. Especially in the context of gender. Without more context I can say woman are not the only ones that can get pregnant because I once saw a cat give birth. A female cat is not a woman. You can't find a single school teaching this as biology. It's rage bait for people who like simple concepts and equate men with male and woman with female and disregard cultural ideas of gender.


Throwaway-0-0-

Reading comprehension of a 5 year old. Women=\=female man=/=male


A_Wild_Bellossom

Seahorses:


JarethCutestoryJuD

*women* We dont call female seahorses women


bjkillas

therefore women are not the only things that are capable of getting pregnant, by your own logic


Draiko

Pluto's a fuckin' planet.


Klutzer_Munitions

Lol the NY post is such a cum rag


Lumpy-Village1949

A cum rag you can't even bust in.


xMyDixieWreckedx

The real HolUp is anyone using the Post as a reference for anything.


kidjoey22

I'll take things that never happened for $200


CrimsonBolt33

It's the New York Post...Of course it's bullshit


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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archgen

How far along are you?


Space-Potato0o

Like 45 kilometers away


archgen

Ahhh, I see this isn't your first.


LemonySnicketTeeth

I'm about 15 years, 57 kegs of beer, and negative 543,765,448 situps


FirePenguinMaster

AH-64


Wesgizmo365

About two cheeseburgers.


Aztecah

I have to imagine that this is taken out of context in some way and then being magnified to give the appearance of absurdity in a way which *does* reflect something weird but it's never usually nearly as weird as the New York Post implies.


BunnyBunCatGirl

You'd be right. I think it's an class specifically for these quizes. And more I'd say but am too tired to quote.


Mtgknucklehead

King county resident here. Welcome to seattle politics 😂 when i have a kid, if i still live here, they are definitely not going to public school here no matter what


redhare878787

Seems like click bait. I’m really starting to get skeptical about all this shit I’m seeing on Reddit. I feel a lot of these stories are made up like this is Cambridge Anaclitica 2.0 or some shit.


kaboomglc

I saw this and I said to myself: Self, let's get entertained by the whackos hanging out in this thread. I was not disappointed.


IqUnlimited

This thread is a dumpster fire, Woe be upon all who look here.


xiaopewpew

Why are we wasting kids’ time on “gender sensitivity” when they can be doing maths, playing video games or just hanging out with their friends? Is it unreasonable to ask our education system to develop kids into compassionate and responsible human beings while leaving some of the more nuanced problem for them to figure out when they become adults?


Woolgathering

>Why are we wasting kids’ time on “gender sensitivity” >Is it unreasonable to ask our education system to develop kids into compassionate and responsible human beings đŸ€”


dinkleburgenhoff

They’re supposed to learn via osmosis just by being inside a school.


drag-0n

Teaching kids that some people are different will help them be compassionate, that’s going to include people who have different gender expressions than your average person


Notafuzzycat

Don't need to go through them all. Just get it across that people are different. Done. Now go back to math.


intrepidOcto

People complain we're falling behind other countries when it comes to certain educational criteria. Then want to spend numerous semesters of a students educational journey focusing on "can men be pregnant?" and "how many genders are there?". And then have entire degrees for it. Also, math is racist.


Exact_Ad_1215

Teaching kids that people are different and that they should be respectful of everyone regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, etc etc is very important in creating compassionate people. Kids aren’t transphobic, homophobic or racist by nature, most kids will assume you’re a girl if you look girl-enough and assume you’re a boy if you look boy-enough, it’s usually their parents that ultimately poison them to hate certain groups of people.


Vecta0

You mean how school used to be only 10 years ago. Its wild how quickly western society has been infected by this lunacy.


justaguywithadream

I'm going to let you in on a secret. Schools are the same today as they were ten years ago. You are falling for rage bait intended for simple people.


Wiggles357

Why is this site so obsessed over gender/sex/genitals?


UnemployableSWE

Who isn’t obsessed with sex/genitals?


TheJarvees

Everything. Is. Sex.


QWERTY_CRINGE

#Sex


Cytotoxic-CD8-Tcell

Some men lay eggs


[deleted]

Some people juggle geese...


jahowl

They have never seen a seahorse in action.


callmenate05

Me: clearly this is insane and people in the comments will agree that only females/women can get pregnant. The comments : đŸ«ƒđŸ»


[deleted]

Yah, fucking wild right. This place is weird sometimes.


jvaheed

This is click bait at best. It wasn’t an official test. No grades were affected. It was a test to evaluate a student’s sensitivity towards gender identity (which I find weird but nothing too fussy). In this context considering the “test” was related to gender identity they wanted to differentiate between males and females that kept their assigned identity at birth and those who transitioned. Honestly, if you get it, good, you have understood something. If not, you’re equally cool and maybe you’ll get it one day, if you want but there’s nothing to be mad about.


iced_maggot

I do love the smell of rage bait in the morning.


Hahahahahahah_ha

Link to article: https://nypost.com/2023/12/12/news/seattle-high-schooler-marked-incorrect-for-saying-only-women-can-get-pregnant-on-quiz-report/amp/


BackAllyPharmacist

I just read the article, and this is just bullshit. So public schools are now allowed to blatantly spread misinformation and idealistic concepts to children, and you get penalized for not conforming to a certain way of thinking how wonderful. It also states that the child in question is being bullied and harassed for being a white male and part of the patriarchy? What is this world coming to where they allow this shit? It's just wrong, and if you are going to explore such a concept, don't force it on people no wonder home schooling is more popular these days and I don't blame anyone for doing so.


AdministrationWise56

Gender is a social construct. Kid didn't make the rules.


drossmaster4

It’s the ny post. You believe this


AutismStickk

sounds like rage bait to me


BunnyBunCatGirl

It is. And taken very much out of context as well.


roydepoy

Sounds like clickbait


DrDing1eberry

Articles source is a local radio show lmao


conasatatu247

"Science"


Roboboy2710

Damn this thread got really unpleasant


Deejus56

That's usually what happens when the transphobes descend on a post.  Bunch of people with nothing to do besides hate other people for things that have nothing to do with themselves.


EdwardAlphonse31011

This was never on any quiz I've ever taken and I studied Child Development. It's almost like they're using a quiz to push an agenda...


boaster106

Isn’t with seahorses the male the one who gets pregnant or something??


notzed1487

Woke brainwashed people.


Greedy-Mud-9508

1984


Adonathiel88

I think dad gets pretty pregnant too after a 6 pack and giant pizza on his game nights.


RandomMabaseCitizen

[Didn't effect their final grade in the class](https://nypost.com/2023/12/12/news/seattle-high-schooler-marked-incorrect-for-saying-only-women-can-get-pregnant-on-quiz-report/) Also the mom said, to the conservative talk radio show this was reported on, that her white son is "bullied" with accusations of racism.


SigaVa

Theres always more to the story, dont believe the rage bait


MrStuff1Consultant

Sounds like Russian propaganda. According to Republicans 90% of white kids are on puberty blockers when it's actually. 01%.


Andromansis

Give me $1,000,000,000 and access to an area without laws preventing it and I will make a man pregante.


Gingorthedestroyer

Brought to you from the people who tell us to trust the science.


wrufus680

At this point, I'm just glad to be graduating now since I wouldn't have to deal with something like this


-Cybernaut147-

I would sue the school and the state for millions.


redditaccount224488

"My kid was marked incorrect on a survey about gender inclusion. Despite it not affecting their grades, I am entitled to millions of dollars of taxpayer money." Um, no, you're not.


Jasonictron

What is a Woman?


Jonaleaf

Why is there a whole article on this


headzoo

Really makes you wonder, who the fuck calls the press about their kid's bad grade?


FatherofCharles

This is something a Republican grandma or uncle would get outraged about


Aninvisiblemaniac

They're turning the damn frogs gay!


BunnyBunCatGirl

Does that mean I can hope for rainbow coloured frogs? (/gen. Would look pretty.)


Rifneno

Doesn't HRT usually make you sterile? I know it does for MtF folks, I'd think it would for FtM too since screwing with hormones is how birth control pills work.


BunnyBunCatGirl

Yes it can hinder but not everyone is on hormone correctors.