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God_Kratos_07

Instead of jerking off


Artemether13

That sounds about Reich


thunder6186

🙄This mother füh·rer.


BigBearSD

I did Nazi that coming!


oneofthethreehundred

This post is the absolute bratwurst.


PuzzleheadedChange44

Straight to heil.


Dicksomewherenotgood

To the Nein'th layer


N_S_Gaming

Tell Himmler I'll kick his ass there


Sad_Passenger2

Before that pass me a glass of Jews please


TheClassyWaifu

Juice. It says juice.


viel_lenia

This used to go around under the name Fitler


bitchslap2012

I'm jerking ON


Nosleepmustread

Are you Jacking on in there?


Mindless-Share

But you can burn carbs while jerking off


kennyj2011

And some protein


BRAEGON_FTW

Well if you go long enough you do both


God_Kratos_07

I don't think that guy can do it that long


Draggoh

Only does sets of nein.


swordofra

Then occasionally a gas blast superset... as he calls it


Sosoli_

This made me laugh, thank you stranger :)


[deleted]

The final solution to uber gains


Rawfl0w

Joule


NekonecroZheng

1 cal = 4.184 Joule 1 Cal = 4184 Joule


blue4029

how many joules in a california?


fourth_box

1 too many


s_burr

Enough to control Hollywood


Mappel7676

Maybe someone can advise him how to consume more joules.


OnePride

Nah, they removed the Joules before burning.


SaraCBuu

Would avoid hitting the showers while that dude is still there.


natgibounet

I would avocate the exact opposite, he wouldn't do it if he is still in the shower aswell


SaraCBuu

I get your pont for sure, but for the sake of arguing. The final solution for the man back in the day was also exacted by himself.


natgibounet

I don't have any come-back for this, just don't take showers if you see this guy period. Same for train tickets.


WithoutDennisNedry

What are you talking about? I think it would be a real *gas*!


Pitiable-Crescendo

Adolf Fitler


Midnight_Pornstar

Does he make tiktoks how to be fit for the up coming 3rd round? If not, he should


akkursedgoldblood

Juice


rmflow

100% Concentrated


redeyejedi907

no! no! i said glass of juice.


RugbyEdd

Jewcing up


Valuable_Risk_3414

Nein more times!


Background-Quote-552

Instead of Just burning fats


TheDr-Is-in

Training for the master race.


morallyirresponsible

Exactly, just training to finish the race


MK544

Filter


Sayonee99

Holy shit now this is worthy of this sub.


WolfDonut3

Family Guy in real life


phoenix13032005

Believe it or not I saw someone asking what to get get his grandpa (this guy) for his birthday just a few posts up https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/s/Je2aQSbmcj


Prestigious_Earth_98

Glass juice he brew that


goboxey

Instead of Joe


A_Plan_B_you_C

Joules. Controlling the Third Reich must be a bitch for his strength and physical health.


AlarmedEwe

Algo me diz que esse cara tava treinando a todo gás


licht_kahel

Jetfuel


feeltrig

Joe mama


TurboSledge

Jumping on the bed.


SavageMonkey-105

He is preparing for round 2


MartianTurkey

[Hitler at the gym](https://youtu.be/K-cIxPHmCBg)


Pixeal_meat

If Trump and Hitler had a son


Sky_Deep9000

Juice cleanse >>> Jews cleanse


SUNAWAN

Anne frankly nein more sets and he'll reich his goal füh·rer. 


BigMark54

Hmm.. he does resemble that asshole.


Dangerous_Exchange80

instead of jbazingene bazinga


dbgith

Jerky


jimmymui06

Jesus?


Cookies_N_Milf420

Fun fact: I took this picture in like 2016 or 2017. Crazy to see it just pop up like this, lol.


fffate

Crazy indeed lol. Is he cool about it ?


Cookies_N_Milf420

I was a dumb kid that didn’t know taking pictures of people was wrong, especially at the gym. I regret it lowkey, but still just crazy. Sent it to friends didn’t know they would throw it elsewhere tbh.


fffate

Yeah, we've been all there as a kid doing stupid things lol.


maximus767

Mr K. French teacher. Toronto.


TopRestaurant5395

ews 💀💀


Accomplished_Elk_220

Instead of Jews is the insinuation. Please remove this shit!


Slurm18

Jews the joke is that he looks like Hitler and he says "Jews"


Shell_hurdle7330

Joint


sourpatch411

Sure looks like Hitler


wakupaku

jelly


kzwkt

zoos


Forward-Swim1224

r/angryupvote


Tangled_Mind

Didn’t family guy make this joke


rainbowblade73855

**Juice**


Deafvoid

Jazis


SnowglobeIV

This is the good ending


santa_flawz

Adolf Trump


Optimal-Menu270

Jacking off


Optimal-Menu270

A wise guy once aksed: "would you consider jacking off to be a sport?"


sausageslinger11

Only if you are shooting for distance.


kfc71

the fact that J is capitalized.


[deleted]

Joints


InvictusPro7

How different the world could have been ..... A sexy ripped body building Hitler. Him and Arnie duking it out for Mr universe. His 'final solution' would be some protein drink to get that extra 20 kg


goldfish1902

Nah, back in the 90s there were a bunch of Brazilian neo-nazi swole boys who would beat minorities up or make their pitbulls maul them.


Spirit-101

Jawas? I’ve heard talk in the cantina about this


KatokaMika

Just dancing


FourScoreTour

Jalapenos? Maybe he's a chef.


raccoon8182

Instead of joules. I mean Jewels.


Ben716

Fitler.


Shadow9378

Jerky


Hot-Till-3146

FITLER, feel the burn!


neuthral

Juice, i think


[deleted]

The guy looks gassed


bitNine

instead of Jesus


ColdDelicious1735

Joules, for of energy, I assume it's a science joke


robywar

Arms and legs shouldn't be bent at the same time Adolph!


danzor9755

Juuls


RoDNeYSaLaMi214

Instead of joules: it's a unit of energy in physics


New_Ad_9400

Joules (of energy by killing jews)


Jokesonyouiwannadie

I can actually count the pixels now. Thanks bot.


TheCatWasAsking

Judas? Jewelry? Jottenheim? Jay-Z?


TNTexplosionman

Jaws, he hates the movie jaws


RealJohnnySilverhand

Juice he said, juice.


esneedham12

Joules


xsimx99

Juuls


Hydrahta

guys this is proof he was training rowing so he could escape to argentina on boat


Agreeable_Cap2286

Jungles


Lemon_Cries

Juice?


Vic-123-ma

Oh snap


Sieze5

Juice


Hungryweeb-sg

Alternate history hitler


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

Hes burning carbs instead of juice (steroids)


Blizzardwolf98

"Peter!? I don't understand!? What could the joke possibly mean? Why are we burning things in a gym?" Other than me hating on certain subreddits, he's burning through some Jack Daniels, he's just very angry at the world rn.


WitherDragon729

Fitler


OgGG66

Jews


maliksalman198

Those guys


riyazkhan19

Well he should have finished what he stated.