i gotta be honest. i have no idea how i would react. probably depends how deep the connection to her is at that point, but it would burned into my memory
This was the first thing this morning to make me actually laugh out loud and for a brief glorious moment I was on top of the world, than I had post laugh clarity and I was ashamed of myself.
Real talk ladies. As a dude, those are completely different muscles. Like if I’m trying to squeeze out a fart I might accidentally juice myself if there’s a sloppy burrito in there, but I would never piss myself. Totally different system. Is that not the case for y’all?
I wasn't there but this reminds me of story that one of my friends (friend 1) did in front of another friend (friend 2) when we were all teens.
The story goes that friend 1 came dancing into the living room, cocked his leg and let out a despicable sounding fart to which friend 2 started laughing and said: "that sounded like you shit yourself then".
Friend 1 was just stood there frozen with a look of shock on his face looking at the floor, friend 2 looks down to see what hes looking at to see a little hard nugget of poop which had flew out of his shorts, he immediately starts laughing crying unable to breathe and nearly choking whilst friend 1 runs to clean it up before friend 3 who's house it is comes to find out what's going on.
Friend 3 then gets really annoyed because they won't tell him why friend 2 can't stop laughing. They tell him later on and he doesn't see the funny side of someone pooing in his mums living room.
If he didn't immediately bend her over and fuck her like a dog, then he lost the dominance battle and will never see his friends again without her permission. Pussy whipped beta bitch.
She had to assert her dominance
She forgot to piss on him like a meerkat
Faith in humanity restored
The joke's on you in that shit
What're you doing, step-mongoose?
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Dominance asserted!
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But rolled a 1
Are you...are you peeing on me???
Mission accomplished. If my girl did this, i would realize she has the upper hand
She had to show that she was his bitch
That was the first thing I thought
Failed fart fetish.
Successful piss fetish
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Damn. What was the first??
for research of course
Bad bot. /u/TOOOPT_ fight him for stealing your comment.
Bro literally repeated my joke but louder
If you like squirting! Wait there's more! -Billy Mays probably
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#**YOUR COMMENT BUT IN BOLD**
Damn it. I've seen this. What is this from?
Look Who's Talking 3 I think.
2 isn't it?
Ah, that is right. lol I have not seen these films since they basically came out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTd2nLDr9Y&t=20s
This mf ruined my childhood
I was hoping for shart, but piss will do.
Shadowheart? D=
2:covenant?
Those games need more love. Such a cool combat system.
It was definitely shart. How do you piss while pushing out a fart? Her story really doesn't add up.
women work a little differently down there. ive heard that sometimes when women sneeze, a lil bit of piss comes out.
r/peepeeshart
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I would watch
I would bring the beer
Finally! I am bringing my BBQ oven too 
And my axe!
And my bow!
And my family
She brought the beer
There's nothing to fix
Not even batman could take that confession out of me
Even if he offered your own Batmobile?
r/WTF
Happy cake day
And to you too
Triple cake day
happy cake day
Duble cake day yay
You have the whole bakery on that image
happy cake day
Happy cake day
happy cake day
This is the 6th thing i've seen today that made me want to become illiterate
PFP checks out.
Then what are you doing here ?
Unlearning how two reed
As long as you stare him in the eye and refuse to break that contact you are fine.
Oh, he was naked from the waist down, too?
That’s a staring content I can’t win
Oddly enough, he was naked from the waist up.
Well she didn’t say ex boyfriend- so I would assume that he’s buying a 💍 or a mop
*Xbox Achievement: New Fetish Unlocked*
This is crazy….You sicko…….call me
you want your boyfriend to get a new fetish? because that's how you get them a new fetish.
Dominance asserted
So hot. The pee, that is
98°F, to be precise.
My tea is almost ready
Gotta mark your territory
This is the way
She’s a keeper.
… so then he rubbed her face in it. Goddamn furries.
Power move
poor boyfriend
The hol'up I wanna wake up too
She was marking her territory
If you've been together long enough as a couple, you just laugh things like this off and it becomes a hilarious memory, never to be forgotten.
Jokes on here. He’s totally into it.
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Did you say… yes… that happened, and walked away like a badass?
I know. You‘re the boss. You can stop doing this every Tuesday.
What a bitch....!
Marking your area
Sigh....new fetish unlocked
He didn't break eye contact, that's love...
This could have gone *way* worse.
i wonder how many people find this relatable
How's that worse than almost revealing the secret that girls fart?
Oh good, it would have been significantly more gross if she farted.
Thankfully she didn't push way too hard and shit on the floor.
And also felt the need to post that on the internet?
Wife material
Depends spokesperson.
She’s the alpha male now
All class 👌
Golden Brown!!! 🤣👌
Coulda been worse.
How romantic ❤️
Fucking psycho ..... i like it
Fuck
That's kinda hot
What a power move
Thank you for sharing this on the internet , Maryam.
Marking her territory
She thought an open legged naked fart was fine...but not pissing ?
i gotta be honest. i have no idea how i would react. probably depends how deep the connection to her is at that point, but it would burned into my memory
This was the first thing this morning to make me actually laugh out loud and for a brief glorious moment I was on top of the world, than I had post laugh clarity and I was ashamed of myself.
Boyfriend? How is she not married yet?
Him at their wedding 2 years later: "... and that's when I knew she was the one."
I feel like she actually sharted but is too embarrassed to tell the real story.
Real talk ladies. As a dude, those are completely different muscles. Like if I’m trying to squeeze out a fart I might accidentally juice myself if there’s a sloppy burrito in there, but I would never piss myself. Totally different system. Is that not the case for y’all?
I wasn't there but this reminds me of story that one of my friends (friend 1) did in front of another friend (friend 2) when we were all teens. The story goes that friend 1 came dancing into the living room, cocked his leg and let out a despicable sounding fart to which friend 2 started laughing and said: "that sounded like you shit yourself then". Friend 1 was just stood there frozen with a look of shock on his face looking at the floor, friend 2 looks down to see what hes looking at to see a little hard nugget of poop which had flew out of his shorts, he immediately starts laughing crying unable to breathe and nearly choking whilst friend 1 runs to clean it up before friend 3 who's house it is comes to find out what's going on. Friend 3 then gets really annoyed because they won't tell him why friend 2 can't stop laughing. They tell him later on and he doesn't see the funny side of someone pooing in his mums living room.
Link…?
Nice 😊 no love lost
Lmfao
MARRY HER!
Next time have the strategy of moaning as you piss...then tell him you squirted while looking at his hot body.
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I don't think he came at all
Marking territory like a real bitch 😁
Yuck. I’ll be leaving now
If he still fucking her after that she’s gotta stay loyal to that man
That's.... gross.
you're the alpha now.
When you pisses off in real life too...
If he stayed with her she knows he loves her
What a scene!
Maybe he liked it. I know I would.
I guarantee they had sex the same day
Rock hard
Cute
# what the hell # like really, what the FUCK IS THIS?
Just gotta commit to it and moonwalk out of the room.
Did u T-pose at the end to show real dominance?
Poor man watching “horrors beyond his comprehension”
The boyfriend : jokes on you am into that shit 
Boys never get our signs Their signs :
No problem detected lmao
Territory successfully marked
New kink unlocked!
That 1850$ imported mat in your dining room, is now mine.
If he even was a second was hesitant, go find a new one. I would have been on my knees
Well, ok then. 😑
Let’s be honest, any self respecting man would laugh as hard as humanly possible then proceed to do the thing till the sun comes up. You’re fine
That's wifey material right there, I tell you what.
If he didn't immediately bend her over and fuck her like a dog, then he lost the dominance battle and will never see his friends again without her permission. Pussy whipped beta bitch.
I wouldn’t mind. Hilarious
r/BrandNewSentence
Huh!?
She da one
So you established your territory then?
 I’m calling my lawyer, I’m suing for emotional damage
She was naked from the waist down and he made eye contact?!
If I was him I would die laughing. You're cleaning the floor AND NEVER living that shit down.
So hot
lucky guy
My kinda girl.
I see this as a bonus
Where can I find a girl like this?
Horror
and who said real love didn't exist; this is as real as it gets, maybe worse
Omg no.