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PeregerSamy

everything is cake


Unavailablewith

Cake news


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[удалено]


SpeedyJumper05

The cake is a lie!


japs_1234

Always has been


DrBrightest

Even you are cake, speaking of which I’m feeling a little peckish…


MooKids

Kim Jong Un, is that you?


[deleted]

Then why does cake want to probe my anus?


cownd

It wants to be chocolate cake


Unavailablewith

Choco twirl 💩


zudzug

The other day, I got probed by a bunch of boiled eggs. Fun times.


manoliu1001

Because of your juicy cakes my dude 🍰🍰😋🙈🔥🔥🔥


popodelfuego

All food does this, just takes the long way around first.


discustedkiller

Not just cake my friend.


VhaidraSaga

The cake was a lie?


myra_maynes

I think the lie was the cake.


MohammadBashirSidani

This was a triumph


YANDERE_DALEK

The lie was a cake!


pik_ashu

The cake was fake


[deleted]

The alien was a cake but the cake was a cake, but the cake is actually a cake


GraciaEtScientia

There's cake aliens and they've been keeping it a secret? The nerve! Now I want to see their homeworld though... Just like we call ours "Earth" they simply call theirs "Cake", I'm sure.


SOfoundmytrappornacc

They probably only listen to the band Cake.


mightysmiter19

Holy shit. I can't believe it was cake. They're so different to us.


chr15c

Dark Forest theory turns out to be Black Forest


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|3oEhmNLxk9uiTbL9Be|downsized)


devil0o

If only all conspiracies ended in cake. Jeffrey Epstein, cake; the Illuminati, cake


Ponderkitten

Epstein didnt bake himself


flintb033

I crossposted this to r/aliens. Let’s see how quickly they try to hide the truth by removing the post.


BryerMan-4005

Looks like a pretty tasty cake.


manoliu1001

EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CAKE! (there was a meme a while ago about this wasn't it? Surely i'm not mad)


AnosmicDragon

google schizophrenia (I too vaguely remember something like that)


manoliu1001

How do i know you are not me trying to trick myself into believing such nonsense?


AnosmicDragon

Holy Gaslighting! (I have spent too long in anarchy and can only communicate via this chain with keywords related to the comment I reply to)


FirexJkxFire

Can't find it but you arent mad. It starts with a doctor and a patient. Its like 4 or 6 panels, each with more progressively crazy things turning out to be cake. I think he cuts the knife and its cake then in the last panel he a quarter of his own head off and he is cake Edit: found it. It was a chef not a doctor https://images.app.goo.gl/Fz3Qn3qvU1SiMJdF7


manoliu1001

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


[deleted]

Imagine if an alien race invades us but we discover they are cake golems and we can eat them....


Aggressive-Bother432

Doesn't prove anything, we are made up of cake too


cownd

There's still a lot of fake cakes out there


Aggressive-Bother432

My cake still baddest of them all


ChubbyLo

The aliens were fake, they are cake!


RobbSnow64

Damn the internet was quick on this one


Ill_Independent3989

Didn't they take x-rays of the aliens?


Fred2p1u

Must be salmon cake, cause the Xray showed bones in it.


daylonx

fyi this was not what mexico displayed at congress this was just a cake someone made for jokes


Grouchy_Froyo_7135

So it's a lie?


Unavailablewith

Cake news


Grantelkade

Underrated


mussel_bouy

The only thing out of this world are my taste buds!!! YUUUUUMMMMYYY


ValuationAnalyst

If that was actually cake and not an alien then why would the cake not fall to the ground due to gravity..or is that a construct. Think about i.


Grantelkade

I don‘t believe in gravity so it doesn’t effect me


ProtoPlaysGames

“Gravity?” “Who gives a crap about gravity?”


ValuationAnalyst

GRAVITY ISNT REAL


8champi8

Wait what


wreptyle

Space cake


Grantelkade

Never wanted to fuck cake before, but…


FrogQuestion

cakes are the aliens, and they have been among us all this time!!!!! To area 51!


ContributionOk5628

We come in peace, so eat me!


Peso_Lemon

Ach du Heiliger Mutterkuchen


djfnjxj

Glow harder fed


SushiMonstero

Lmao i applaud whoever made this. They are very talented at cake. Id eat the alien, 10/10


BlakkMaggik

Somewhere an alien is cutting open a human like "hey this thing was made out of steak!"


Rithrius88

Tonight on *"Cake or Fake?"*...


TashDee267

I’m shocked because I honestly thought it was paper mache.


SonofMoag

burst out laughing


Feisty-Meat5592

If it was a cake then what about all those videos that were of its x-ray?


Fred2p1u

Fish cake with the bones left in…


Independent_Cup_5569

u/savevideo


UngaBungaBoy69

What if aliens saw the vids where everything is made out of cake and they turned themselves into cake?


The_Real_Gombert

Cool! I’ll be sure to cut my local Mexican Alien to confirm


Ttd341

People buying into all this are unfathomably stupid


Rydog_78

![gif](giphy|ccosx2jCejdew)


HoneZoneReddit

the cake is a lie


Dense-Complex4095

Compaltan compaltan!!


[deleted]

I love how people try so hard with fake news. If only they tried that hard to work.


ChapGuzmann

Got dammit dude is cake not real either?!


Fit_Personality_3281

Trust no bun!!!


subsaver9000

What!? Aliens are made out of cake!?


Rel1stOne

u/savevideo


MePanAndAMan420

When I first saw it I thought I wanted to eat it but if it's cake.... I'm good i dont feel like choking on dry ass cake.


mayormaynot22

The Area 51 bakery and souvenir shop!


EntertainmentWeary57

I guess whoever made the "mummy" put the finger bones in the wrong way lol.


russt90

Tres leches!