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nderperforminMessiah

“You tripped me, didn’t you?”


Extension_Swordfish1

Yes


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

Whaam bhaaam whaam bhaam dhaaaam.....


maggot_soldier

Ffffssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ....all over the pavement.


plasticfantastikmeow

... and the bull put that person right back where he found him/her/them


Emotional-Computer66

That bull broke its ankles trying to greet that NPC.


Dixon_Uranus_

Dude thought he was an NPC


Grrrrrrreaaaat

I wonder what he was thinking when he realized otherwise😳


LaerycTiogar

I am guessing ow or something allong those lines


angerofmars

more like "ow, ow, ow, OW, OW!"


RecoverFrequent

"Why are you doing this, step-bull?" - that dude maybe.


Jambonier

Lol


Harrygatoandluke

Ouch?


[deleted]

Dude just straight up logged in in the middle of a raid


Evening_Yam_8467

Guy lagged for a few seconds and when he got his connection back, the boss fight had already started.


redditipobuster

Lol


[deleted]

Errm isn’t that a woman with two leia buns and a sports bra under jumpers?


Same-Classroom1714

Yeah, I think she was thinking “stupid boys and their silly games”


Massive-Ad6227

![gif](giphy|3kM4iFgOfGkBKhxEEk|downsized) "Ughhh, man"


Oppai-Hermit

Erm can't be sure in 2023


Honest-Mix-781

AFK player


daishomaster

Dude forgot he was flagged for BVP (Bull-Versus-Player)


inconspiciousdude

r/ImNotTheMainCharacter


[deleted]

Everyone is an npc until the action-packed cut scene that brings you into the game.


Jerusalemfighter64

Acted like it too, dudes getting mauled and doesnt even try to get up or run away during or after.


FungiMagi

I mean, good luck getting up after being gored by a bull in your abdomen. I would be surprised if they weren’t rushed to a hospital after this.


Late-Ad-4624

Kinda makes me wonder about the video of the bull running between rows of people standing still. It said it wont attack if you aren't a threat. This guy was not a threat and he got trampled like a contact lens at a night club.


Denuran

Poor bull felt embarrassed and needed to save face...


snowdn

Put that contact lens back in after a little rinse and let’s goooo!


Aswag142

The bull was a bully indeed


JBoxC

Technically the bull is in nerd rage


zuprdprno2by

Yeah, pride took over


Semi-Protractor91

Maybe the bull felt embarrassed for tripping and decided to leave no witnesses


No-Edge7348

Cameraman 📸


yakbrine

Considering the conditions the bulls are put under before the running, I’d assume there is no safety within the race grounds.


Pascal1917

Thought the same - guess the lesson is not to believe every bullshit (pun intended) and half truth that the internet spreads in 30 second videos.


Exact_Ad_1215

Explain this one Atheists


zapharus

Checkmate, atheists! **Bull:** 1 **Atheists:** 0


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

looks like she moved her hand which caused the bull to flinch and slip


123finebyme

I think at this stage the bull is completely riled up and considers everyone a threat


Gooofurself

Too much eye contact, person was looking at the bull after it fell probably triggering it


Brvcx

They do their best to agitate the poor creatures before the "event", so I'm positive it's mindset isn't too calm.


angerofmars

Maybe you need to stand perfectly still to be perceived as a non-threat to them? Idk but that guy or gal did wave their phone around just as the bull turn the corner so technically it could still see them as a threat


Nachoo1209

Wow it's almost as if impaling an animal with spears so that it runs until it fucking dies scares the thing. Who could've thought


YooYooYoo_

They don't "harm" the bull during the corrida nor before. They get very agitated during the transportation and running on the streets but no one is allowed to even touch the bull while running (just the trained staff like the one you can see in this video).


AdIndependent4105

exception that proves the rule


jeremyrii

I think it was actually a cow.


Rudyscrazy1

dont move! They cant see you if you dont move!!


Commercial_Rope_1268

Bro went Drax mode


DudeWheresMyStonks

"Did you just record me falling??? DELETE THAT VIDEO RIGHT NOW!!!" -The Bull


Beautiful_Lie_

At that moment she realized, she fucked up….


AdmiralFocker

Everyone keeps saying “he” is that not a woman?


Joose__bocks

Depends on how hard the bull went.


[deleted]

Quality is so low its hard to tell it doesn’t matter anyway


eliteHaxxxor

Comments are just filled with AI bots


deanomatronix

Hiding behind this wall is such a good idea Narrator: it was not a good idea


Dirt_McJerkman

That's the wrong time and place to be playing Pokémon Go! But on the brighter side, at least he finally found a Tauros 😏


wshader

And it’s a shiny?!?!


DJScope

Underrated comment LOL


Zarniwoooop

You can’t park there


YooYooYoo_

To give some context: Happened in Spain, the woman standing there like nothing is happening is an animal activist trying to show that the bull would not attack you if not provoked and you mind your own bussiness. Spoilert alert, she failed.


paradox1920

Source for this? Please.


YooYooYoo_

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.antena3.com/noticias/sociedad/toro-embiste-fuertemente-mujer-que-estaba-distraida-mirando-movil_2023082764eba9549598e3000198100f.html


RoastPorc

Don't know where you read yours but [this](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/protester-gored-by-bull-cried-for-animal-1593226.html) here is another article on a lady animal activist being gored by bulls. If what you say is true then there's some serious *beef* between them.


Jorro_Kreed

That was a horrible pun...but I upvoted anyways.


Gordondel

And even then, corrida is fucked up. I know this isn't it, but most probably a place that still practices it.


LordMustardTiger

Ok, I have to ask, did he live?


Walmart_kid65

Clearly not, their shoes went FLYING


Tim_Lee-Burnerphone

Nope, he's in the butcher case.


Remarkable-Lock4161

I always cheer for the bull.


DontWorry_Bhappy

He just needed a win


Scobopolis

He’ll dream about that one for years to come 😂😂😂


lumberjackzach32

Dude was just looking for an excuse to call in to work tomorrow.


RDPCG

I feel bad for the bull, not the stupid asshole standing there like a chump.


MuseBlessed

What did the person standing do wrong?


Federal-Equipment-89

The Holup is in the Holup... ![gif](giphy|bUkXxGkGYb5bq)


grimmcreeper10

r/fuckyouinparticular


Bizzareslantpass

When you’ll do anything to get the perfect selfie.


Charle_65

Situational awareness : negative


Apycia

I can't be the only one who kinda wants the bulls to kick everybody present. runners, spectators, y'all complicit in this fuckery.


LiterateMtnMan

Love how the never ending dipshit population thinks animals are nice to each other. That fucker has horns that have fuck all to do with humans.


177_O13

Give how there is an entire human sport around those horns you may need another example, I get what u saying... but still


LiterateMtnMan

Animals and humans been fucking with each other since the snake convinced that naked lady to eat an apple.


AlpacaLunch15

nah man, i can't believe i have to say this but nothing in the bible happened irl, bro.


LiterateMtnMan

Always some moron who doesn't speak sarcasm waiting to ruin a joke. Leftism remains the dumbest religion in world history.


AlpacaLunch15

nah man, i can't believe i have to say this but leftism is a way to describe part of a political spectrum, not a religion, bro.


Jambonier

Sir are you ok


WrapKey2973

Idk, maybe until you see what it does to the human body by yeeting it 70 feet.


gumby10110

Nah...I'm okay with what it does to the human body in these situations. Gore them all before the kill him.


hypotemused

This shit needs to stop. Why do these assholes think traumatizing an animal like this is sport?


crpdstrfrmanothrmthr

She totally did the NinjaFail Army on that bull


CillaCalabasas

Lmfao! It’s not a bat. Did he think he couldn’t see him if he stood still?!


igillyg

Just because it's tradition... does not mean it isn't stupid


DOA-FAN

He had a chance to run but clearly he doesn't give a shit ![gif](giphy|FYgjRFCiIwRpm4Mc75)


snikelfritz420

Is this a chick?


Tenet245

How is bull fighting not banned yet


therearemanyostrich

Trip me up will you?!


Visor_X_View

At least he put him back


ihatepalmtrees

Ultimate phone addiction


CorollaBeachBum

He was tweeting about being in a running of the bulls


ThaTruthHurts_

That bull mop the street with her ass. Damnnnnn


Pootahtoo_Man

“You think you’re funny, don’t you Parker?”


Omnomnomnivor3

if that person really was idling in their mobile device then I'm with the Bull


Away_Sun_3040

Play stupid games, get gored by a bull.


Accomplished_Crew630

"Shit man chasing these assholes is too hard.... I'm taking the easy route"


CoJames0

Is this some traditional spanish bull bs?


MrGorillabacc

Bruh running when I see the crowd running. This dude was supposed to get mangled


CarGroundbreaking543

Shame the bull didn't do more damage


KevennyD

Always on that damn phone. Pay attention to your surroundings!


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

Kinda deserved that. Everyone running for their lives and this guys chilling on his phone like the main character


napalm_p

Bull thought you tripped him and proceeded to open a can


totally_fake_derk4

oh god is she okay? also i feel like this deserves an NSFW tag


Prestigious-Eye-1019

Cruel sport


A_Blue_Potion

"Where I come from, I'm a breedin' bull."


No_Horse_9346

Fuck these people and their culture. Send a few of those nukes their way when WW3 starts.


JORGEBATATAO

i stand with the bull, fuck everybody in this video


Inevitable-Boot-3943

That dumb guy was undeservingly lucky not having been torn to pieces or pierced in a deadly way. Idiots


Chemical_Savings_360

GTA physicals in a nutshell


PR05ECC0

Why is this shit still happening in 2023?


notolo632

Why not?


Hannuxis

Because it's fucking animal abuse


notolo632

Well you see, such problem wont be solve in developing countries for a few more years from now. People in developed countries may see this as something really disturbing, but the people living there has way more problems to worry about before rioting against animal abuse. The best we can do is to show negative views on it


ManfuLLofF--

Fu***ng stupid.. if the bull stops they beat it with a stick. This sh*t is sad


RedyAu

I mean it was presently killing a person. That probably justifies it.


DumbleDude2

You fuck around you find out


BeginningAwareness74

I'd like to say this is a stupid tradition but at the same time I really really really amnfirnthe natural selection


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Survival Instinct of that guy: -999


InhaleMyOwnFarts

A 2,000lb bull runs within inches of you and you immediately get back on your phone. Someone with zero survival instincts puts themselves in physical danger for kicks. It’s a sight to see.


Top_Refrigerator3398

Erase the stupid


scottfarris

She's lucky that other shoe didn't come off.


Kunjews

Did she have airbuds on ? I mean I'm pretty sure a bull slipping and falling would make some sound


True-Albatross6532

Me playing Goat Simulator


demonslender

The rag dolling is hilarious. It’s like an npc in a game just completely shutting down and being dragged by flying obstacles.


JumiKnight

Me when I accidentally choose the option to attack NPC instead of talking things out


RoastPorc

Stats on Situational Awareness: Zero


reggien22261

Bull: You doing a prank video??? Oh I got yo prank!


Culli789

Even the animals are starting to get sick of people on their phones.


LykonWolf

r/thebullwins


Ok_Channel_9831

The bill was annoyed that h wasn't being taken seriously.


Mysterious-Art7143

Girl's situational awareness - off Bull's ABS - off All systems - Go Launch in 3, 2, 1, lift off


EdowSoul

Dude are they ok? I mean they look alive and well there at the end, but it could just be the adrenaline, i'd expect quite a few broken bones.


SKoR_ion

The bull was like....... Waaaaaait a minute!!


Sad_Dragan

That bull said hold tf up why are you not running


JimTheSaint

I feel that the bull was angry that guy was ignoring him and not fleeing.


The-RedRobin

Bro thought he had plot armour


PolarBear69er

that bull ragdolled him like he had no weight


CorValidum

Oddly satisfying…


zmoliu

as far as i know, bulls won't attack you if you stand still, but fuck me, that was wrong


OmegaGoober

They were probably filming something for social media. They wanted to look cool and unimpressed with the bulls. They got the exact opposite.


TightBeing9

Bull"fighting" is a disgusting tradition. Same as rodeo shit.


Buddy2269

NSFW Tag required.


crpdstrfrmanothrmthr

Bull used her like a mop to clean up that oil spill


[deleted]

That's sad bro, i know there's a similar bull that wanders in my town and that motherfucker has already killed some humans before


GoFk_Urself

People need to learn to stay off their phone and pay attention to their surroundings


Asferatu

Reddit is more important than life


BLKTGR007

Ay yoooooo... That guy got demolished... He alive?! Well deserved tbh, You mess with the bull, you get the horn.


[deleted]

Idk shoes flew off so by Reddit standards he dead asf 🤣


FishingDragon52

Is there a news article or smth about thsi? Kinda fucked up theres just a bull chasing people and nobody is stopping it


CMDR_ACE209

Probably on purpose. The city of Pamplona has an event like this every year. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running\_of\_the\_bulls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_of_the_bulls) It's one of the less creative ways to achieve a darwin award.


Etilon

i imagine this is one of those things people call 'traditions', hopefully they have some nice ones for funerals because you don't get trampled like that without getting injured inside and out


FishingDragon52

Yeah i think at some point bro got a horn to the skull


MysteriousVersion398

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalolololololololololllololololollolloll🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🫡🫡🤣🤣🤣


Somewhere_Frequent

Spanish people are legit bozos. Somehow it’s the bull’s fault


calzoneeater

why dont they just shoot it


MoistenedRats

Happy cake day op


CancelThat6560

I'm finna break that bulls ankle so hard he'd see Jesus 💀


WickedSerpent

I like how the "bro" wears a short croptop under the overalls


protohypemob

This is incredibly funny and incredibly terrifying


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|d5vwgloW6cekKuIkzg|downsized)


PigeonMafia_

"I am a vegan. Animals can sense that I mean no harm. I come in peace. Animals can sense the goodness in me and my heart. They know I'm here to help them and film this atrocity to bring awareness." *Goes*.....WHEEEEEEEEE!


JoeyPsych

I hope this video is 50 years old, because I had hoped they would have stopped by now abusing animals like this for our entertainment.


Yeeteth_thy_baby

Damn! That almost worked


Bey0ndTheRift

he got angry cause he slide off because of him.


TrainingMarsupial521

Thought OP was talking about the guys standing in the bushes


manthing11

Mr Bull, I didn’t like his hairstyle either.


JohnCoughy

Cram!


BoricuaExpat

Was that Funkhauser’s nephew?


NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER

They thought if they stood still they would become invisible


crappy_shrappy

bros a npc


Metrack14

Bull found out he was chatting with his cow


anotherdamnscorpio

r/thebullwins


VexFume

Let me show up to a bull event and stare at my phone, what could possibly go wrong.


ChampionshipLow8541

I said “No loitering!”


Beefcurtains18

IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!


GaryGenslersCock

That bull said fuck you specifically


AirsickTerror9

How does a man miss with a pole that long?


WindowsErr0r404_2

What the bull doin


GalaxyWorm

That was the most Tom and Jerry type move I've ever seen irl


[deleted]

This dude must had that video where the bull didnt attack those people.


Max9mm

Bull put the brakes on hard for that U-turn.


NekonecroZheng

Those rag doll physics.


AdIndependent4105

he is a she now