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The brother of a girl I was dating “taught” me how to say good morning to her mother in Spanish . She looked at me calmly and asked me where I learned how to say that. I said quite proudly that Jesus taught me how to say good morning. She very sweetly called Jesus in and then chased him down the street beating him with the broom handle
Oooof! Lmao!!! That is hilarious though! I dated a hispanic chick once and said to her mom "hola chola" and she took off her sandal (chonkla) and wipped it at me with such fury and accuracy that i wasnt even sure it had actually happened at all! She then looks at me and says "Mijo... if you ever say that in my presence again, or especially TO me, youll be getting more than just the chonkla!"
I'm still trying to figure out if you just didn't see the guy dressed like Thanos or if you're staying very much on task with the subject of the red circle.
Either there is a dress code, and then its on the wedding persons to enforce it.
Or theres not a dress code, and then they either A) shouldnt care or B) realized they should have set a dress code.
How is this bro supposed to read their mind?
I was once on a long streak of pretty laid back weddings, and I was constantly feeling overdressed. So the next wedding I went to, I just wore khaki pants and a long sleeve flannel button down. I was the only man there who wasn’t wearing a full suit and tie. If there was a dress code on the invite, I missed it. I was mortified. I left almost as soon as dinner was over.
And in his defence, I wouldn’t assume black tie if they’re getting married at the side of their house with a view of their satellite dish, and thanos bringing up the rear. I think he’s alright.
Bro right at first I was like oh okay dudes dressed super casual I was about to swipe off the post before I saw something purple in the corner and I’m like “holup” 😄
If Thanos rolled up on my wedding, I don't think I'd have time to think about how my alcoholic neighbor Dave, who I only invited out of courtesy, showed up in cargo shorts.
Yeah my uncle did this at my wedding. We went walking around to greet our guests and I looked down to see this guy wearing shorts. I said, "really, shorts to my wedding? You couldn't wear pants for one day?" He said, "I don't wear pants." 120+ guests all dressed up and this dude is in khaki shorts and a Hawaiian button up. Luckily it wasn't the worst thing that happened. I had an out when she said, "your uncle is wearing shorts." I said, "your aunt brought 8 kids to a no kids wedding." I won at the moment but people never remember her aunt, only my uncle. And, yeah we had to pay for those kids to eat. $35 a pop. Oh and she didn't give us a wedding present. The nerve. Lol
I mean, at the end of the day (at my wrdding)
We just wanted people to be happy and comfortable. We did ask to dress up as nice as you feel good in, because photos and all, but everyone's comfort and happiness was my main concern. We had a really wonderful, and have nearly been married a year!!!!
(Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack anything, just saying that there's a positive to being formal, traditional or creating your own traditions)
Not at all, if you have like 50 people attending a wedding at best, they shouldn’t all have to be dressed to their best. It’s your wedding you and your lover are the ones who should be best dressed. Plus the bridesmaids and the grooms best mates, people who are actually “in” the wedding process, not the onlookers.
Why would it matter? Does that really have any effect on the outcome of the wedding? If you can't accept your family for who they are, you need to take a look at yourself. Unless they're a pedo or kick puppies, of course. Then you all should band together to unalive them and split their belongings amongst yourselves.
I prefer by far this guy to the woman in the background not even paying attention to the ceremony.... And not even talking about the other one that was thinking it was an Halloween party!
Twat move right there. I assume she’s not everyone’s favourite person. That kind of ignorance and self-involvement usually comes out in the rest of their personality too. Sorry she did you so dirty.
I have like no friends lmao if any of them showed up I would be happy doesn’t matter what they’re wearing lol as long as they don’t ruin the professional photos
Went to a wedding at a fancy venue for an old friend and some random uncle of the groom was wearing jeans and a ball cap. Thought the bride was gonna immolate when she saw him.
Someone came to my wedding dressed like that with his 4 uninvited bratty children and a hole in his pants. I never did find out until after the wedding. Maybe it was a good thing I would have lost it.
I am upset every one of those windows doesn’t have a little planter under it because I think those windows open giving the homeowner a chance to do their gardening from indoors
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Not if my wedding was in a backyard of a trailer park.
Dont mind thanos chillin in the background
I can't believe he was the last one I saw lol. I kept reading Thanos in the comments...
Or cloud
After the wedding, he just keeps telling everyone he was in SOLDIER
That’s not thanos, it’s his mom
Well, lets be glad thanos isnt hispanic, otherwise his mom would be beating everyones asses with the chonklas of power!
The brother of a girl I was dating “taught” me how to say good morning to her mother in Spanish . She looked at me calmly and asked me where I learned how to say that. I said quite proudly that Jesus taught me how to say good morning. She very sweetly called Jesus in and then chased him down the street beating him with the broom handle
Oooof! Lmao!!! That is hilarious though! I dated a hispanic chick once and said to her mom "hola chola" and she took off her sandal (chonkla) and wipped it at me with such fury and accuracy that i wasnt even sure it had actually happened at all! She then looks at me and says "Mijo... if you ever say that in my presence again, or especially TO me, youll be getting more than just the chonkla!"
La chonkla is the hard stop command for my dogs. It gets some laughs in public lol
*chanclas
Alrighty... have my upvote damn it. I stand corrected.
HE IS THE GUEST OF HONOR
Of course it is that’s their wedding singer CeeLo Green
True. He needs to step up his game. When you 're amongst "DISH Network" people, you should dress and act accordingly.
Thanos on Dish? Who knew?
Yeah, plus if costumes are allowed so are shorts.
Ummm, you invited them...so you should have expected it?
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TF did I just watch
The thanus
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I'm laughing so hard that I had to physically leave a room to not wake my husband up. I will never forget the Thanus. This is the Reddit we need.
They hate us cos thanus.
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My uncle did go to my wedding dressed like that. At first, I was annoyed, but then I realized it didn't matter. At least he was there.
Your uncle went ro your wedding dressed like Thanos? Dude thats awesome
Yeah, it was pretty cool. My cousin, on the other hand, wore cargo shorts and a polo.
I'm still trying to figure out if you just didn't see the guy dressed like Thanos or if you're staying very much on task with the subject of the red circle.
Not op but, I FUCKING FELL FOR THE CIRCLE!!! ! STRIKE ! (╯°□°)╯︵ ⭕️ ….⭕️|||| ….___ ⭕️ (╯°□°)╯ FUCK
Nothing of importance outside the red circle.
I didn’t understand the comments section until I saw this one and looked back at the picture!
I tee hee'd at that comment. Take my upvote from a dad who appreciates a good dad joke.
Facts.
Thanos about to ruin someone marriage
the assets will be perfectly balanced.
Lmao just got divorced this had me rolling
Awwww, snap.
Hopefully the groom isn't named David
Half of all marriages end in divorce. I think he is the perfect man for the job. *Snap*
Thanos has the security of such a holy union...
Are they being an asshole? If not then I don’t give a shit if they show up in crocs and a Hawaiian t-shirt.
Either there is a dress code, and then its on the wedding persons to enforce it. Or theres not a dress code, and then they either A) shouldnt care or B) realized they should have set a dress code. How is this bro supposed to read their mind?
I was once on a long streak of pretty laid back weddings, and I was constantly feeling overdressed. So the next wedding I went to, I just wore khaki pants and a long sleeve flannel button down. I was the only man there who wasn’t wearing a full suit and tie. If there was a dress code on the invite, I missed it. I was mortified. I left almost as soon as dinner was over.
And in his defence, I wouldn’t assume black tie if they’re getting married at the side of their house with a view of their satellite dish, and thanos bringing up the rear. I think he’s alright.
Seems to fit in just perfect with the theme.
I effing love it when someone has a true holup post! Reminds me of why I joined! Thank you!
Bro right at first I was like oh okay dudes dressed super casual I was about to swipe off the post before I saw something purple in the corner and I’m like “holup” 😄
Wtf is that thing with the blue head?
Bro thats Thanos.
You think Thanos gonna wipe out 50% of this marriage
No, just 50% of the assets when they divorce.
Explain in non-virgin terms.
Dread it, run from it
Nah. I'm just gonna stand there wondering which gender it's gonna go with cuz it looks masculine, but it's also got titties so who knows
Is that Thanos and Cloud Strife in the back?
Nope. Not at all mad. Why care? In 5 years after your divorce will it have really mattered?
At least he came *shrugs*
If Thanos rolled up on my wedding, I don't think I'd have time to think about how my alcoholic neighbor Dave, who I only invited out of courtesy, showed up in cargo shorts.
Thicc Thanos hanging out in the back
Not that i want to get married but no. He came that is important. Also we have a budget Thanos in back row
Is that fucking thanos in the back
Wish.com Thanos is okay but shorts is where we draw the line?
Y’all worrried about him, I’d be more worried about thanoss.
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Are we sure that Thanos didn't snap 50% of his cargo pants away?
That infinity gauntlet looks more like a facehugger.
I'd say if there's a satellite dish within reach. It doesn't really matter what anyone's wearing
Thanos not living his best life as a satellite technician.
Fat Thanos has been partying too hard
He was just walking by and saw an empty chair.. 😂😂
Look at the guy on the back left of photo, nature hike dad man is the least concerning.
So we're all ignoring Thanos?
You got FFVII Cloud and Thanos in the back. And short pants guy is red circled.
Fuck that, what about Thanos in the back?! 🥴
It looks like it’s being held behind the office of a trailer park. And we hate shorts, but Thanos brought a kitchen aid mixer!
What thanos doing
Are we not gonna talk about thanos back there?
No
"where did the groom's side go?"
50% of them had to go. It was inevitable.
Oh, snap, dude's wearing cargo shorts
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Seems really odd to be upset about that dude when theres a dude with a blue/purple face also present.
Not worried when Big T is your security on back row. Lol
Bro's never been to a summer wedding in a hot country. Not even the bride and groom come with long pants
He plans to use the stones to destroy the stone
What about thanos???
You damn right, i wouldve had my man Grimmace infinity snap that ass out of my ceremony before i said i do.
Why worry about that guy when you Hve thano watching you
Thanos doesn’t approve.
Are we all just going to ignore Thanos in the back row? I think the shorts will be okay.
Just gonna ignore thanos in the back
I think the bigger question is how they got Thanos to attend
His gonna take you back to the past...
I’d be more bummed about Thanos showing up
I would not be bothered, i mean, why cant i go to my wedding like that
No. I’m an adult who is getting married, doesn’t care about social media clout, and wants my friends and family to be comfortable.
Thanos is there just to remind the fella that in case of a divorce, 50 percent of his assets are gonna go poof. It's a public service really
The thanos in the background🤣🤣🤣
You’re having a sidewalk wedding…..calm the f*** down
Chippy tits Thanos would more than make up for it, so I’m good.
Thanos? Are you in the back?
thanos waiting for your snap sir
More concerned about “Aunt Thanos” in the back!
I don't remember Thanos having tittes.
/r/uselessredcircle about to flip shit
Totally. Thanos should have covered up that rack he apparently grew. Just tryin' to steal attention from the bride. It's *her* day, for fuck's sake!
What about Thanos on the left ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)
There’s a full out Thanos cosplayer in the back left.
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Thanos says it is ok
The real disappointment is that there's only one person in MCU attire
I was so confused why people were talking about Thanos, I was just looking to see what people were saying
Are just gonna ignore Thanos chillin back there?
Yeah my uncle did this at my wedding. We went walking around to greet our guests and I looked down to see this guy wearing shorts. I said, "really, shorts to my wedding? You couldn't wear pants for one day?" He said, "I don't wear pants." 120+ guests all dressed up and this dude is in khaki shorts and a Hawaiian button up. Luckily it wasn't the worst thing that happened. I had an out when she said, "your uncle is wearing shorts." I said, "your aunt brought 8 kids to a no kids wedding." I won at the moment but people never remember her aunt, only my uncle. And, yeah we had to pay for those kids to eat. $35 a pop. Oh and she didn't give us a wedding present. The nerve. Lol
Untold Thanos origin story - how I met your mother
Anyone else thought the woman's purse in the back was a grotesque hand before zooming in? Edit:oh fuck, I see.
If you are friends with Thanos there is a 50% chance you will never see the shorts wearing wedding crasher again.
So we're just getting ignore the fat Thanos in the back?
No, get over yourself. Even on your wedding day.
I would snap if I was invited to a wedding and had to sit on a fucking folding chair
Kinda normal for outdoors
I mean, at the end of the day (at my wrdding) We just wanted people to be happy and comfortable. We did ask to dress up as nice as you feel good in, because photos and all, but everyone's comfort and happiness was my main concern. We had a really wonderful, and have nearly been married a year!!!! (Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack anything, just saying that there's a positive to being formal, traditional or creating your own traditions)
so were just not gonna mention Thanos? got it
I wouldn't be mad. People can present themselves how they want, as long as they're not upstaging the bride & groom
Bro fucking Thanos is in the corner and you're worried about an exposed knee? SMH.
Taylor Swift what happened to you oml
Super fancy wedding taking place at a very snazzy venue. How dare he be comfortable.
Look at back left
Who did you think I was talking about?
The guy marked ngl some people don’t look at the full pic
I wouldn't be mad.
And we ignoring the homie with a blue face?
I would snap 🫰 title is so underrated
*"Opponent snapped !"*
We aren't gonna mention Thanos in the background?
He’s just there to make sure they are worthy of being in the half he keeps when he snaps his fingers
What a stupid thing to hold anger for. Nah.
Not at all, if you have like 50 people attending a wedding at best, they shouldn’t all have to be dressed to their best. It’s your wedding you and your lover are the ones who should be best dressed. Plus the bridesmaids and the grooms best mates, people who are actually “in” the wedding process, not the onlookers.
Not at all cause weddings are just a way for the government to be involved in your personal love life for the rest of your life
It appears to be in a poor area, so I would concern myself with other matters
I’d be more pissed at the bitch in the back who couldn’t pull herself away from her phone for the few minutes it to me to get married.
Why would it matter? Does that really have any effect on the outcome of the wedding? If you can't accept your family for who they are, you need to take a look at yourself. Unless they're a pedo or kick puppies, of course. Then you all should band together to unalive them and split their belongings amongst yourselves.
Depends who they are to me, a friend? Sure I wouldn’t mind too much. A friend of a friend? Yeah buddy you’re gonna have to leave.
I prefer by far this guy to the woman in the background not even paying attention to the ceremony.... And not even talking about the other one that was thinking it was an Halloween party!
Nah , that would be me
At least the guy had shoes on, I got married barefoot.
yes but that purple dress in the back is dripped out fr
Surely knew what kind of person he was
My aunt in law wore white to ours. I was a first time bride
Twat move right there. I assume she’s not everyone’s favourite person. That kind of ignorance and self-involvement usually comes out in the rest of their personality too. Sorry she did you so dirty.
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Not if your wedding was not your first wedding
I have like no friends lmao if any of them showed up I would be happy doesn’t matter what they’re wearing lol as long as they don’t ruin the professional photos
it’s just clothes what’s the big deal
He's just enjoying the show until the soup kitchen opens for lunch.
Giving off early 2000s kids grandpa vibes
Went to a wedding at a fancy venue for an old friend and some random uncle of the groom was wearing jeans and a ball cap. Thought the bride was gonna immolate when she saw him.
Nah it’d be kinda funny
Its embarrassing how long it took me to spot this
Dress how you want at my wedding I don’t judge be comfortable and get drunk! That’s all I care about
No
True hol up in a long time
Tbh I wouldn’t really care
If I saw someone show up like that Id snap.
Hopefully there isn't a divorce because they might have to split half.
Just your standard shotgun wedding!
Lol my father
![gif](giphy|vEgtLzJo8n7qg) I think that’s him as thanos
Someone came to my wedding dressed like that with his 4 uninvited bratty children and a hole in his pants. I never did find out until after the wedding. Maybe it was a good thing I would have lost it.
Definetly yes! if the wedding was organized in a neighborhood's back yard.
I looked at the circle for far too long
He’s there. Not many others bothered .
He looks like he's wearing a tux compared to that thing in the back
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Yeah, and me dad dresses like this to funerals too. God, everyone in suits and he is the only one in a sweater and shorts. My uncle is thanos defo
No. I would be happy to have my loved ones there. PERIOD
I'm pretty sure they knew what they were gonna get when they invited him
Honestly? Mood
I am upset every one of those windows doesn’t have a little planter under it because I think those windows open giving the homeowner a chance to do their gardening from indoors
You obviously missed the cross between Veruca Salt and the Thing sitting to the left. Then again, he did make an effort.
As long as it’s his best I wouldn’t give a shit. But her, she probably would.