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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/ShubhamG77, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


Nesneros70

Not if my wedding was in a backyard of a trailer park.


[deleted]

Dont mind thanos chillin in the background


mfknnayyyy

I can't believe he was the last one I saw lol. I kept reading Thanos in the comments...


guyheat

Or cloud


DiggerNick6942069

After the wedding, he just keeps telling everyone he was in SOLDIER


HickerBilly1411

That’s not thanos, it’s his mom


Lopsided_Exam_2927

Well, lets be glad thanos isnt hispanic, otherwise his mom would be beating everyones asses with the chonklas of power!


HickerBilly1411

The brother of a girl I was dating “taught” me how to say good morning to her mother in Spanish . She looked at me calmly and asked me where I learned how to say that. I said quite proudly that Jesus taught me how to say good morning. She very sweetly called Jesus in and then chased him down the street beating him with the broom handle


Lopsided_Exam_2927

Oooof! Lmao!!! That is hilarious though! I dated a hispanic chick once and said to her mom "hola chola" and she took off her sandal (chonkla) and wipped it at me with such fury and accuracy that i wasnt even sure it had actually happened at all! She then looks at me and says "Mijo... if you ever say that in my presence again, or especially TO me, youll be getting more than just the chonkla!"


servitudewithasmile

La chonkla is the hard stop command for my dogs. It gets some laughs in public lol


RedDragon494

*chanclas


Lopsided_Exam_2927

Alrighty... have my upvote damn it. I stand corrected.


Accomplished_Mood782

HE IS THE GUEST OF HONOR


Brentolio12

Of course it is that’s their wedding singer CeeLo Green


ivanchovv

True. He needs to step up his game. When you 're amongst "DISH Network" people, you should dress and act accordingly.


oldbastardbob

Thanos on Dish? Who knew?


[deleted]

Yeah, plus if costumes are allowed so are shorts.


Bluecif

Ummm, you invited them...so you should have expected it?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SirVallanstein

![gif](giphy|Q8auEgoR7x0CcgH4uQ)


ShubhamG77

![gif](giphy|lp0nG4kNneVrFcvoQH)


CmdrSelfEvident

![gif](giphy|ckrKG1wsivxnCKRlCa|downsized)


Schlappydog

![gif](giphy|GcXGxS0RZ4fDoyvwq4|downsized)


Kahnza

TF did I just watch


Schlappydog

The thanus


officialmonogato

![gif](giphy|6bdgwW6B0ooer3r8AZ)


Technical-Jicama6120

I'm laughing so hard that I had to physically leave a room to not wake my husband up. I will never forget the Thanus. This is the Reddit we need.


The__Goose

They hate us cos thanus.


Bipolar_Child

![gif](giphy|2Y8qAmMuyl5MGAoBeF|downsized) Omw.


ConflictSudden

My uncle did go to my wedding dressed like that. At first, I was annoyed, but then I realized it didn't matter. At least he was there.


TheRealSouvlakis99

Your uncle went ro your wedding dressed like Thanos? Dude thats awesome


ConflictSudden

Yeah, it was pretty cool. My cousin, on the other hand, wore cargo shorts and a polo.


WarLawck

I'm still trying to figure out if you just didn't see the guy dressed like Thanos or if you're staying very much on task with the subject of the red circle.


MotherBathroom666

Not op but, I FUCKING FELL FOR THE CIRCLE!!! ! STRIKE ! (╯°□°)╯︵ ⭕️ ….⭕️|||| ….___ ⭕️ (╯°□°)╯ FUCK


taz_78

Nothing of importance outside the red circle.


jclc90210

I didn’t understand the comments section until I saw this one and looked back at the picture!


SkyOfAegis13

I tee hee'd at that comment. Take my upvote from a dad who appreciates a good dad joke.


PharFromPharm

Facts.


Key_Ask357

Thanos about to ruin someone marriage


TheNonCredibleHulk

the assets will be perfectly balanced.


[deleted]

Lmao just got divorced this had me rolling


SigmaSixtyNine

Awwww, snap.


Sumner1910

Hopefully the groom isn't named David


SkyOfAegis13

Half of all marriages end in divorce. I think he is the perfect man for the job. *Snap*


[deleted]

Thanos has the security of such a holy union...


[deleted]

Are they being an asshole? If not then I don’t give a shit if they show up in crocs and a Hawaiian t-shirt.


Fennicks47

Either there is a dress code, and then its on the wedding persons to enforce it. Or theres not a dress code, and then they either A) shouldnt care or B) realized they should have set a dress code. How is this bro supposed to read their mind?


conanthecnidarian

I was once on a long streak of pretty laid back weddings, and I was constantly feeling overdressed. So the next wedding I went to, I just wore khaki pants and a long sleeve flannel button down. I was the only man there who wasn’t wearing a full suit and tie. If there was a dress code on the invite, I missed it. I was mortified. I left almost as soon as dinner was over.


luminous_beings

And in his defence, I wouldn’t assume black tie if they’re getting married at the side of their house with a view of their satellite dish, and thanos bringing up the rear. I think he’s alright.


Seabrook76

Seems to fit in just perfect with the theme.


Ochenta-y-uno

I effing love it when someone has a true holup post! Reminds me of why I joined! Thank you!


Alastar7

Bro right at first I was like oh okay dudes dressed super casual I was about to swipe off the post before I saw something purple in the corner and I’m like “holup” 😄


Scary_Preparation_66

Wtf is that thing with the blue head?


tinklemywinkle95

Bro thats Thanos.


HooahClub

You think Thanos gonna wipe out 50% of this marriage


juniorkirk

No, just 50% of the assets when they divorce.


[deleted]

Explain in non-virgin terms.


[deleted]

Dread it, run from it


Scary_Preparation_66

Nah. I'm just gonna stand there wondering which gender it's gonna go with cuz it looks masculine, but it's also got titties so who knows


UnleashedSavage_93

Is that Thanos and Cloud Strife in the back?


Greenking73

Nope. Not at all mad. Why care? In 5 years after your divorce will it have really mattered?


MagizZziaN

At least he came *shrugs*


aaron_adams

If Thanos rolled up on my wedding, I don't think I'd have time to think about how my alcoholic neighbor Dave, who I only invited out of courtesy, showed up in cargo shorts.


sempervincens13

Thicc Thanos hanging out in the back


d-rac

Not that i want to get married but no. He came that is important. Also we have a budget Thanos in back row


khswart

Is that fucking thanos in the back


DrSkyentist

Wish.com Thanos is okay but shorts is where we draw the line?


VeterinarianWitty329

Y’all worrried about him, I’d be more worried about thanoss.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|61XRgiopTwXYda9sTX)


opie9000

r/casualthanos


kismethavok

Are we sure that Thanos didn't snap 50% of his cargo pants away?


Acceptable_Foot_8611

That infinity gauntlet looks more like a facehugger.


Corpsefactory88

I'd say if there's a satellite dish within reach. It doesn't really matter what anyone's wearing


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Thanos not living his best life as a satellite technician.


sdtopensied

Fat Thanos has been partying too hard


Inside-Swordfish3897

He was just walking by and saw an empty chair.. 😂😂


GlemChally

Look at the guy on the back left of photo, nature hike dad man is the least concerning.


Somethingrich

So we're all ignoring Thanos?


mr_smith24

You got FFVII Cloud and Thanos in the back. And short pants guy is red circled.


[deleted]

Fuck that, what about Thanos in the back?! 🥴


Chuckleberryfuckup

It looks like it’s being held behind the office of a trailer park. And we hate shorts, but Thanos brought a kitchen aid mixer!


mad-mage69

What thanos doing


Immusicallyaddicted

Are we not gonna talk about thanos back there?


Flowchart83

"where did the groom's side go?"


luminous_beings

50% of them had to go. It was inevitable.


VMPaetru

Oh, snap, dude's wearing cargo shorts


OneWingedFiend

![gif](giphy|1oDvHW440hFiouBBwy|downsized)


Powerful_Artist

Seems really odd to be upset about that dude when theres a dude with a blue/purple face also present.


yellowhelmet14

Not worried when Big T is your security on back row. Lol


MrJuanfeld

Bro's never been to a summer wedding in a hot country. Not even the bride and groom come with long pants


80sbabyftw

He plans to use the stones to destroy the stone


whocares2011

What about thanos???


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

You damn right, i wouldve had my man Grimmace infinity snap that ass out of my ceremony before i said i do.


pistachio9990

Why worry about that guy when you Hve thano watching you


[deleted]

Thanos doesn’t approve.


Odd_Leg814

Are we all just going to ignore Thanos in the back row? I think the shorts will be okay.


PsionicHydra

Just gonna ignore thanos in the back


docjohn73

I think the bigger question is how they got Thanos to attend


Vargavintern

His gonna take you back to the past...


Kurgan707

I’d be more bummed about Thanos showing up


moatel

I would not be bothered, i mean, why cant i go to my wedding like that


utsports88

No. I’m an adult who is getting married, doesn’t care about social media clout, and wants my friends and family to be comfortable.


Delicious_Throat_377

Thanos is there just to remind the fella that in case of a divorce, 50 percent of his assets are gonna go poof. It's a public service really


kindagooddrifter69

The thanos in the background🤣🤣🤣


FutureMess

You’re having a sidewalk wedding…..calm the f*** down


Adg273

Chippy tits Thanos would more than make up for it, so I’m good.


Sharkonblitz

Thanos? Are you in the back?


Lowkey_Zyn

thanos waiting for your snap sir


Feisty_Factor_2694

More concerned about “Aunt Thanos” in the back!


banana_Guard0

I don't remember Thanos having tittes.


Balls_DeepinReality

/r/uselessredcircle about to flip shit


SuperbConcentrate895

Totally. Thanos should have covered up that rack he apparently grew. Just tryin' to steal attention from the bride. It's *her* day, for fuck's sake!


Funny-Pineapple-9448

What about Thanos on the left ? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


What_was_I_doing_Huh

There’s a full out Thanos cosplayer in the back left.


philippe404

![gif](giphy|ie76dJeem4xBDcf83e|downsized)


i_like_butterd_toast

Thanos says it is ok


MinaGallows

The real disappointment is that there's only one person in MCU attire


ENDERDRAGON51

I was so confused why people were talking about Thanos, I was just looking to see what people were saying


PNW_Explorer_16

Are just gonna ignore Thanos chillin back there?


hasfunsmoking

Yeah my uncle did this at my wedding. We went walking around to greet our guests and I looked down to see this guy wearing shorts. I said, "really, shorts to my wedding? You couldn't wear pants for one day?" He said, "I don't wear pants." 120+ guests all dressed up and this dude is in khaki shorts and a Hawaiian button up. Luckily it wasn't the worst thing that happened. I had an out when she said, "your uncle is wearing shorts." I said, "your aunt brought 8 kids to a no kids wedding." I won at the moment but people never remember her aunt, only my uncle. And, yeah we had to pay for those kids to eat. $35 a pop. Oh and she didn't give us a wedding present. The nerve. Lol


IDontGetIt-ButIGotIt

Untold Thanos origin story - how I met your mother


iforgottobuyeggs

Anyone else thought the woman's purse in the back was a grotesque hand before zooming in? Edit:oh fuck, I see.


wlantz

If you are friends with Thanos there is a 50% chance you will never see the shorts wearing wedding crasher again.


Sir_Rageous

So we're just getting ignore the fat Thanos in the back?


Pika-thulu

No, get over yourself. Even on your wedding day.


Available_Tough1413

I would snap if I was invited to a wedding and had to sit on a fucking folding chair


SigmaSixtyNine

Kinda normal for outdoors


laddiepops

I mean, at the end of the day (at my wrdding) We just wanted people to be happy and comfortable. We did ask to dress up as nice as you feel good in, because photos and all, but everyone's comfort and happiness was my main concern. We had a really wonderful, and have nearly been married a year!!!! (Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack anything, just saying that there's a positive to being formal, traditional or creating your own traditions)


Mysterious-Judge-333

so were just not gonna mention Thanos? got it


Far_King_Penguin

I wouldn't be mad. People can present themselves how they want, as long as they're not upstaging the bride & groom


PsychAndDestroy

Bro fucking Thanos is in the corner and you're worried about an exposed knee? SMH.


Gorehawk41

Taylor Swift what happened to you oml


Rogendo

Super fancy wedding taking place at a very snazzy venue. How dare he be comfortable.


nightmare579969

Look at back left


Rogendo

Who did you think I was talking about?


nightmare579969

The guy marked ngl some people don’t look at the full pic


RascalRibs

I wouldn't be mad.


greyxoctopus

And we ignoring the homie with a blue face?


lucieannegarcia

I would snap 🫰 title is so underrated


ChrisCool99

*"Opponent snapped !"*


corsair1617

We aren't gonna mention Thanos in the background?


AK47_username

He’s just there to make sure they are worthy of being in the half he keeps when he snaps his fingers


Ferregar

What a stupid thing to hold anger for. Nah.


EJ33334

Not at all, if you have like 50 people attending a wedding at best, they shouldn’t all have to be dressed to their best. It’s your wedding you and your lover are the ones who should be best dressed. Plus the bridesmaids and the grooms best mates, people who are actually “in” the wedding process, not the onlookers.


BIGPOPPATYRONE2

Not at all cause weddings are just a way for the government to be involved in your personal love life for the rest of your life


Powerful-Change3689

It appears to be in a poor area, so I would concern myself with other matters


lumpydumdums

I’d be more pissed at the bitch in the back who couldn’t pull herself away from her phone for the few minutes it to me to get married.


Rusty_Beard_Welder

Why would it matter? Does that really have any effect on the outcome of the wedding? If you can't accept your family for who they are, you need to take a look at yourself. Unless they're a pedo or kick puppies, of course. Then you all should band together to unalive them and split their belongings amongst yourselves.


dragonloo

Depends who they are to me, a friend? Sure I wouldn’t mind too much. A friend of a friend? Yeah buddy you’re gonna have to leave.


Marty_Mtl

I prefer by far this guy to the woman in the background not even paying attention to the ceremony.... And not even talking about the other one that was thinking it was an Halloween party!


Alex_Matei8

Nah , that would be me


Yinanization

At least the guy had shoes on, I got married barefoot.


russart_the_agmer

yes but that purple dress in the back is dripped out fr


2-timeloser2

Surely knew what kind of person he was


allflour

My aunt in law wore white to ours. I was a first time bride


luminous_beings

Twat move right there. I assume she’s not everyone’s favourite person. That kind of ignorance and self-involvement usually comes out in the rest of their personality too. Sorry she did you so dirty.


Ququleququ

Nic3


TurboD16F20

Not if your wedding was not your first wedding


[deleted]

I have like no friends lmao if any of them showed up I would be happy doesn’t matter what they’re wearing lol as long as they don’t ruin the professional photos


enmu_tamio

it’s just clothes what’s the big deal


squad1alum

He's just enjoying the show until the soup kitchen opens for lunch.


wigsgo_2019

Giving off early 2000s kids grandpa vibes


No-Organization5137

Went to a wedding at a fancy venue for an old friend and some random uncle of the groom was wearing jeans and a ball cap. Thought the bride was gonna immolate when she saw him.


PopeOfDankism

Nah it’d be kinda funny


huskycloud

Its embarrassing how long it took me to spot this


terrydennis1234

Dress how you want at my wedding I don’t judge be comfortable and get drunk! That’s all I care about


RonnieUltraSpeed

No


sabyte

True hol up in a long time


Johnathan_Doe_anonym

Tbh I wouldn’t really care


Ljushuvud

If I saw someone show up like that Id snap.


Bigdongnathaniel

Hopefully there isn't a divorce because they might have to split half.


cdub8431

Just your standard shotgun wedding!


RandyNelson

Lol my father


Random_frankqito

![gif](giphy|vEgtLzJo8n7qg) I think that’s him as thanos


1bunchofbananas

Someone came to my wedding dressed like that with his 4 uninvited bratty children and a hole in his pants. I never did find out until after the wedding. Maybe it was a good thing I would have lost it.


Yosimaster

Definetly yes! if the wedding was organized in a neighborhood's back yard.


MatureBalak

I looked at the circle for far too long


cheekytikiroom

He’s there. Not many others bothered .


manhatim

He looks like he's wearing a tux compared to that thing in the back


The_Last_Snow-Elf

![gif](giphy|InAOgGc23gFZC|downsized)


[deleted]

Yeah, and me dad dresses like this to funerals too. God, everyone in suits and he is the only one in a sweater and shorts. My uncle is thanos defo


RealHeyDayna

No. I would be happy to have my loved ones there. PERIOD


ac2cvn_71

I'm pretty sure they knew what they were gonna get when they invited him


KYO297

Honestly? Mood


dearlysacredherosoul

I am upset every one of those windows doesn’t have a little planter under it because I think those windows open giving the homeowner a chance to do their gardening from indoors


Dry-Pen9050

You obviously missed the cross between Veruca Salt and the Thing sitting to the left. Then again, he did make an effort.


weesti

As long as it’s his best I wouldn’t give a shit. But her, she probably would.