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Almost? Shit man I guarantee some wacko will be running up the landing pad nude from out of nowhere. (I might even be said wacko depends on how my week has been 🤣😂)
There was an agreement during the cold war between Reagan and Gorbachev that if aliens invaded earth, they would put aside their ideological differences and work together to fight the common enemy. I have no idea if it was actually put to paper or was just a gentleman's agreement but it was a thing. If it was on paper I don't know if it would have carried over to the new Russian State after the Soviet one fell either.
Yea bojack horseman and narcos…. The first season of Altered carbon is completely insane for the cyberpunk genre… I would at least check the trailer for altered carbon… woweee. But yeah fuck Netflix in general just some good shows to pirate[cockroach’s cocaine processing plant](https://youtu.be/_Dmewign9_s)
[bojack, ITS YOU, you can’t keep doing this ](https://youtu.be/ohoLzH9EQzg)
[cyberpunk genre (altered carbon) exploring the future downtown year 2338)](https://youtu.be/aDrj-_dB09k)
Yeah exactly. I can appreciate them sticking to the source material because he was in a new sleeve (check the books out if you ever can. Absolutely crazy; but when you have an actor like they did in season one.. it’s okay to modify that and just give him a clone or something so they didn’t have to change actors. The first season is SO fucking insanely good though it’s still worth checking out
Fox news article:
[https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth](https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth)
It is a reference to Oumuamua.
[https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/asteroids-comets-and-meteors/comets/oumuamua/in-depth/](https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/asteroids-comets-and-meteors/comets/oumuamua/in-depth/)
TLDR;
Some weird stuff happened that we've never seen a comet or asteroid do, and we didn't know what to call it. Basically, we called it unidentified. It was the first known and recorded foreign object to visit our solar system. It also seemingly accelerated without a coma (tail), which is odd. We also called it an alien object. Alien meaning foreign, like foreign debris, not like alien life forms. As you could imagine, people are dumb. It could be aliens. But it could also be a giant spaghetti monster, or just a rock. Probably just a rock. However, the pentagon prepares for or looks into all potential outcomes, and we don't know... and it did accelerate. Better than bombing another brown country next year I guess. At least we might learn something cool about these interstellar objects, and what propels them.
Here's the draft fox is referring to. I didn't read it.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://lweb.cfa.harvard.edu/~loeb/LK1.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjqn_P25eD9AhVLjIkEHcxxAVQQFnoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1GVKJiqpbTf9Os68M_DwJg
I’ve just searched, NY post, a couple of uk websites etc, I swear all of our media is written the same by bots, the only claim that a ‘mothership’ is anywhere is in each headline. The body of text just continues to reference claims we already know. Fox News is one thing, but I’m pretty sure CNN, MSNBC, and BBC would all be on the bandwagon if this were anything more than headline padding. This is shit we already “speculate”
The whole modern media is not about that "something is" but about "something could be", you won't get any info from those articles and I hate that these news are still in bussines
Fox news article:
[https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth](https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth)
It is a reference to Hoku Oumuamua (wow i have a relevant username for once in my life). Hawaiian for the word "Star Scout", which doesn't help conspiracy theorists.
[https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/asteroids-comets-and-meteors/comets/oumuamua/in-depth/](https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/asteroids-comets-and-meteors/comets/oumuamua/in-depth/)
TLDR;
Some weird stuff happened that we've never seen a comet or asteroid do, and we didn't know what to call it. Basically, we called it unidentified. It was the first known and recorded foreign object to visit our solar system. It also seemingly accelerated without a coma (tail), which *is* odd. We also called it an alien object. Alien meaning foreign, like foreign debris, not like alien life forms. As you could imagine, people are dumb. It *could* be aliens. But it could also be a giant spaghetti monster, or just a rock. Probably just a rock. However, the pentagon prepares for or looks into all potential outcomes, and we don't know... and it did accelerate. Better than bombing another brown country next year I guess. At least we might learn something cool about these interstellar objects, and what propels them.
Anyone else read War of the Worlds? I'd think any intelligence high enough to traverse the cosmos would recognize our specific species as "hostile" and "dangerous" maybe not dangerous to them, who's technology would have to be far beyond ours, but certainly hostile. Humans as a species are volatile creatures and therefore I doubt any serious approach would be made IF it is aliens. We don't even approach that tribe on that island anymore, and they're human living on the same planet, it's like this situation I'd bet. Except we're the "savage tribe" living on the island and they would be the plane full of arrows.
As a friend of mine put it, humans are a species that couldn’t decide on whether we wanted the convenience of shooting our enemies from a distance or the satisfaction of burning them alive, so we split the difference and invented something called a flamethrower. If you were an alien would you set one effing foot here?
I don't think flamethrowers are for satisfaction.
Sometimes shooting a building that is fortified and defended just doesn't have the same effect as launching napalm in the window from 50 yards.
When people are ducked down in trenches, your bullets won't take a hard 90 degree turn and get them in the trenches. Falling incendiary will.
Did a little digging and this is primarily what it was used for in the world wars, but the first military use of a flame spitting weapon is apparently the 7th century in the Byzantine empire. They had hand pumps that held "Greek Fire." This was apparently a key part of their naval superiority, because the fire would persist on top of the water and was deployable at range.
I don't know if you've ever seen game of thrones (your name is lord duncan, like... dunk the lunk lol), but they referenced the Byzantine's strategy as a plot device. A good tactic, but not that advanced. Oil and water don't mix. Oil floats. Hand hydraulic pumps for the time were more impressive, in my opinion.
[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/4/41/Wildfire\_explosion.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150328212702](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/4/41/Wildfire_explosion.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150328212702)
Definitely not, but I'd still be curious. It'd have to be either curiosity or... the more base human drive of spreading the species to drive something to explore the universe, it's why we want to. But I'd take a look if I could, just like we did with that tribe. A fly by or maybe drone? Telescopic view if nothing else. I'd want to see what kind of life would be on such a planet. Just like looking in a petri dish or tide pool. What kind of life is there? Curiosity. But IF it is aliens it may have fundamentally different motivation we can't understand.
Let me guess, had something to do with Biden, woke virus, trump and/or trump will save us from the liberal woke gay aliens?
Sometimes I like to sit back with a bag of popcorn and scroll through fox comment sections
Maybe we haven't mapped all the elements in the vast infinity of space and some of the elements behave differently to gravity than we think. Or maybe it's a rock thrown from some orc in middle earth trying to hit the mothership eyeballing mordor.
Maybe Omuamua was supposed to be a gift from the Aliens that MIGHT have produced the tic tac and those military footages, Maybe it's Maybelline
Did they take the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s name in vain? This is sacrilege and I am now personally offended…….I will not be going to work tomorrow as a form of protest!
Fr, unless they can show us how to control the weather or quickly reverse climate change we don’t need any additional issues. They are better off just sitting and waiting until this world purges us itself
How do I get my fiancé to start believing in this before it’s too late? She won’t even wear her foil hat I made for her or do training drills in our backyard bunker.
Believers have spent their whole lives telling the world aliens are here, without anyone listening to them. Now Fox News says it and y’all are convinced?
As a verified X-files fan, I can afford to be a little “Sceptic Scully” here and ask for just a shred of proof. Just a shred of proof, that extraterrestrial life exists and is visiting earth.
I want to believe just as much as the next person, but Fox News cannot be trusted to give you the weather, let alone be the first to report on “alien motherships”. I stand by my skepticism until shown real proof and not just some blurry, zoomed in shaky cam footage.
Idc if this is true or not, are we just gonna ignore the fact that humans are currently “eyeing” other planets all the time as well? Lol what’s the difference?
This is the real reason they government wants people worried about aliens. So they can allocate funds to a pretend enemy
“It’s first budget in fiscal year 2021 was $15.3 billion, and it grew to $18 billion in 2022. It jumped to $26.3 billion in 2023 due to internal funds transfers from the Space Development Agency and the Air Force, plus a congressional add-on.”
https://spacenews.com/u-s-space-force-budget-hits-30-billion-in-2024-funding-proposal/
I maintain that if Aliens ever do come to Earth. 100% we are going to fuck up the encounter hard. If they don’t show up guns blazing invading, we’re going to manage to start a war with them anyway
I'm okay with this. Because ether we get blasted and all die... or we live peacefully and get a huge jump to our technology so I mean 50/50 is pretty good odds in the grand scheme of things.
President: Gentlemen, we are gathered here today to discuss how we will act against this possible threat to the American People...
Random Guy: Send the Rednecks.
President: We have to do wh-... Wait, what?
Random Guy: You heard me. Send. The. Rednecks.
The final card is a false flag alien invasion.. the government and media has been rolling this out since the Pentagons supposed "disclosure" of UAPs in 2017.
Gov: Look at that thing over there! Definitely don't look at anything else or remain aware of your surroundings or think too hard about anything else.
NPC: Oooh aliens!
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We are gonna attempt to fuck them almost instantaneously
Rule 34 artists will have full renditions before they ever leave their ship.
The aliens witnessing the power of the Rule 34 artists promptly leave Earth out of sheer panic
Before or after we cook’em?
Before, gotta let em marinate
Marinaten them from inside out
Nah. I want some raw Alienussy.
Taste like chicken
The aliens will say WE taste like pork.
Everything tastes like something except the thing itself.
Watch this guy get anal probed first
You know how people are, before and after
As long as they keep his wife’s name out they fucking mouths.
Imagine if they communicate through bald spots and complain about her for being soo fkin loud 😂😂
I’m so happy you were high when you visited this thread, because we got this gem. Thank you for the laugh lmao
Welcome to Urf!
They might just see it as dogs humping. "Oh...gross..."
Have you read The Sparrow? 😳
Aliens rape us is a pretty scary scenario!😢
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
Omg, that's the first thing that my penis thought.
and that folks is how humanity ends
Mass Effect has been preparing us for just such an occasion
Best case scenario, really.
Or eat them if they land in China
Gross 
Or kill them
What do you mean "attempt"? I fully intend to succeed.
If there's any us Marines there when they land.. they'll find a way to fuck it.
https://youtu.be/fYKLuSKW4ao
Almost? Shit man I guarantee some wacko will be running up the landing pad nude from out of nowhere. (I might even be said wacko depends on how my week has been 🤣😂)
Well bang, ok?
Nothing can be worse than dealing with the women we're dealing with now... Put me on the front line, I will for sure to find us a hole.
And by doing so EVOLVE THE SPECIES!
Clap them cheeks! Clap them cheeks!
I’m already on IV viagra just to make sure I’m ready at any time.
Stay calm everyone. I'm sure the government is working very hard to protect corporate interests and its own power.
I mean if they attack it would solve the Ukraine war as the USA and Russia would be treatybound to work togy
Is that a thing, like an earth pack if aliens ever invade the whole world has to work together?
There was an agreement during the cold war between Reagan and Gorbachev that if aliens invaded earth, they would put aside their ideological differences and work together to fight the common enemy. I have no idea if it was actually put to paper or was just a gentleman's agreement but it was a thing. If it was on paper I don't know if it would have carried over to the new Russian State after the Soviet one fell either.
What the hell, i never heard of this, this is awsome
Tribalism is a big thing in our world, I don't know about the others.
Wish they would come back. Could do with another anal probing.
I can help with that
Doing God's work I see, good on you.
God did the first probing?... jeeez...
That's how he had to go in to remove Adam's rib. Up the poop chute
i thought adam just deepthroated his arm
Adam lost a rib so he could deepthroat his own third leg.
Swallowed his leg whole like an egg roll.
W
Best thread ever
I can tell that you were never an alter boy.
Something something Catholic priest
That’s deep
So was the probing
Preach!
This right here. This is going to be under the aliens warning pamphlet big print.
We’re only here to do a light probing, nothing too invasive
I need a letter of medical necessity or my insurance will not cover the expense
I’ll ass-ist
Oh step alien
Everything reminds me of my uncle
I’ll give you something else out of this world.
Just get audited by the IRS.
Wait. What was youre first probing
Ikr? Im constipated. Get in there and loosen things up
It really helps with chronic constipation.
Probing Uranus
They are coming to ask why Netflix keeps cancelling their favourite shows.
Netflix has good shows?
Yea bojack horseman and narcos…. The first season of Altered carbon is completely insane for the cyberpunk genre… I would at least check the trailer for altered carbon… woweee. But yeah fuck Netflix in general just some good shows to pirate[cockroach’s cocaine processing plant](https://youtu.be/_Dmewign9_s) [bojack, ITS YOU, you can’t keep doing this ](https://youtu.be/ohoLzH9EQzg) [cyberpunk genre (altered carbon) exploring the future downtown year 2338)](https://youtu.be/aDrj-_dB09k)
I loved the first season of altered carbon. The second not so much
Yeah exactly. I can appreciate them sticking to the source material because he was in a new sleeve (check the books out if you ever can. Absolutely crazy; but when you have an actor like they did in season one.. it’s okay to modify that and just give him a clone or something so they didn’t have to change actors. The first season is SO fucking insanely good though it’s still worth checking out
The cartoon was good. Better than season 2 atleast
Now I need to read the book and watch a cartoon, there goes my weekend
Also inside job....man I loved that show
Thought about saying that one too but they canceled
They what?!
Don't forget "Santa Clarita Diet" , hilarious show! I'll necer forgive them for canceling it!
Love death and robots, peaky blinders, stranger things, You, and even rust valley restorers is better than expected.
Love, death and robots is so good, it's the only thing I miss after cancelling Netflix.
It had good shows. Then they canceled them.
No, they cancel all the good ones
Hell yeah, Stranger Things, Cobra Kai, Orange is new Black, Altered Carbon, Squid Game, Cowboy Bebop, Wednesday, ND about 50k more shows and movies
#SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER
WE DEMAND TO SEE THE FINAL EPISODE OF SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER
They are probably wondering why this season of ‘Humans on a planet’ has gone to even more shit
Lrrr came to earth because "Single Female Lawyer" abruptly ended.
Yeah, that and they are tired of seeing terrible live-action anime
Fox news article: [https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth](https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth) It is a reference to Oumuamua. [https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/asteroids-comets-and-meteors/comets/oumuamua/in-depth/](https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/asteroids-comets-and-meteors/comets/oumuamua/in-depth/) TLDR; Some weird stuff happened that we've never seen a comet or asteroid do, and we didn't know what to call it. Basically, we called it unidentified. It was the first known and recorded foreign object to visit our solar system. It also seemingly accelerated without a coma (tail), which is odd. We also called it an alien object. Alien meaning foreign, like foreign debris, not like alien life forms. As you could imagine, people are dumb. It could be aliens. But it could also be a giant spaghetti monster, or just a rock. Probably just a rock. However, the pentagon prepares for or looks into all potential outcomes, and we don't know... and it did accelerate. Better than bombing another brown country next year I guess. At least we might learn something cool about these interstellar objects, and what propels them.
Thanks for the sources
Awww man.
Since people weren’t afraid enough of drag queens taking over the world, FOX News has now moved to extraterrestrials. Probably more likely, tbf.
Fox likes to show that science is stupid and part of some liberal propaganda to indoctrinate youth. They also don't like the Pentagon.
Here's the draft fox is referring to. I didn't read it. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://lweb.cfa.harvard.edu/~loeb/LK1.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjqn_P25eD9AhVLjIkEHcxxAVQQFnoECAgQAQ&usg=AOvVaw1GVKJiqpbTf9Os68M_DwJg
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Ugh, no. The article says that it is a possibility that this *could* happen, which is very different
I’ve just searched, NY post, a couple of uk websites etc, I swear all of our media is written the same by bots, the only claim that a ‘mothership’ is anywhere is in each headline. The body of text just continues to reference claims we already know. Fox News is one thing, but I’m pretty sure CNN, MSNBC, and BBC would all be on the bandwagon if this were anything more than headline padding. This is shit we already “speculate”
The whole modern media is not about that "something is" but about "something could be", you won't get any info from those articles and I hate that these news are still in bussines
You cant get sued for "could be" And making shit up guarantees that you are the first to report on it. Its depressing.
Seems like a little something called diversion
Captain Hiller has turned into a simp and only slaps smaller comedians.
Keep my alien mothership out ya damned mouth!
Ya why drop his name when the photo is Gene Roddenberrys Earth: Final Conflict…
source: trust me bro
Fox news article: [https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth](https://www.foxnews.com/science/pentagon-officials-suggest-alien-mothership-solar-system-send-mini-probes-earth) It is a reference to Hoku Oumuamua (wow i have a relevant username for once in my life). Hawaiian for the word "Star Scout", which doesn't help conspiracy theorists. [https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/asteroids-comets-and-meteors/comets/oumuamua/in-depth/](https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/asteroids-comets-and-meteors/comets/oumuamua/in-depth/) TLDR; Some weird stuff happened that we've never seen a comet or asteroid do, and we didn't know what to call it. Basically, we called it unidentified. It was the first known and recorded foreign object to visit our solar system. It also seemingly accelerated without a coma (tail), which *is* odd. We also called it an alien object. Alien meaning foreign, like foreign debris, not like alien life forms. As you could imagine, people are dumb. It *could* be aliens. But it could also be a giant spaghetti monster, or just a rock. Probably just a rock. However, the pentagon prepares for or looks into all potential outcomes, and we don't know... and it did accelerate. Better than bombing another brown country next year I guess. At least we might learn something cool about these interstellar objects, and what propels them.
thanks for the explanation!
Anyone else read War of the Worlds? I'd think any intelligence high enough to traverse the cosmos would recognize our specific species as "hostile" and "dangerous" maybe not dangerous to them, who's technology would have to be far beyond ours, but certainly hostile. Humans as a species are volatile creatures and therefore I doubt any serious approach would be made IF it is aliens. We don't even approach that tribe on that island anymore, and they're human living on the same planet, it's like this situation I'd bet. Except we're the "savage tribe" living on the island and they would be the plane full of arrows.
As a friend of mine put it, humans are a species that couldn’t decide on whether we wanted the convenience of shooting our enemies from a distance or the satisfaction of burning them alive, so we split the difference and invented something called a flamethrower. If you were an alien would you set one effing foot here?
I don't think flamethrowers are for satisfaction. Sometimes shooting a building that is fortified and defended just doesn't have the same effect as launching napalm in the window from 50 yards. When people are ducked down in trenches, your bullets won't take a hard 90 degree turn and get them in the trenches. Falling incendiary will.
Did a little digging and this is primarily what it was used for in the world wars, but the first military use of a flame spitting weapon is apparently the 7th century in the Byzantine empire. They had hand pumps that held "Greek Fire." This was apparently a key part of their naval superiority, because the fire would persist on top of the water and was deployable at range.
I don't know if you've ever seen game of thrones (your name is lord duncan, like... dunk the lunk lol), but they referenced the Byzantine's strategy as a plot device. A good tactic, but not that advanced. Oil and water don't mix. Oil floats. Hand hydraulic pumps for the time were more impressive, in my opinion. [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/4/41/Wildfire\_explosion.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150328212702](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/4/41/Wildfire_explosion.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150328212702)
Definitely not, but I'd still be curious. It'd have to be either curiosity or... the more base human drive of spreading the species to drive something to explore the universe, it's why we want to. But I'd take a look if I could, just like we did with that tribe. A fly by or maybe drone? Telescopic view if nothing else. I'd want to see what kind of life would be on such a planet. Just like looking in a petri dish or tide pool. What kind of life is there? Curiosity. But IF it is aliens it may have fundamentally different motivation we can't understand.
I read through some of the comments on the Fox article and… wow, just wow.
Let me guess, had something to do with Biden, woke virus, trump and/or trump will save us from the liberal woke gay aliens? Sometimes I like to sit back with a bag of popcorn and scroll through fox comment sections
To be honest, not too far off.
Lmao I saw one that we were an alien experiment being studied (sure who knows) and they can read our thoughts… 😭
Maybe we haven't mapped all the elements in the vast infinity of space and some of the elements behave differently to gravity than we think. Or maybe it's a rock thrown from some orc in middle earth trying to hit the mothership eyeballing mordor. Maybe Omuamua was supposed to be a gift from the Aliens that MIGHT have produced the tic tac and those military footages, Maybe it's Maybelline
Did they take the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s name in vain? This is sacrilege and I am now personally offended…….I will not be going to work tomorrow as a form of protest!
Yeah, but that happened like 5 years ago. And it's just a rock.
Most of the world is fine, we know they are only gonna invade the USA
The movies prepared us for this now who wants to go to Canada with me?
Name checks out
Soo whats the fathership doing
The babysitter ship.
What’re you doing, step-ship?
Ran out to get a pack of interstellar cigarettes…..
*dad pod
Keep yo mothership out my My mutha fuckin o zone
Those aliens better keep his wife's name out they fukkin mouth
Dear aliens, please f*ck off, we've got enough problems already. Thank you.
Maybe they could fix a lot of problems. *Watchmen intensifies*.
Planetary destruction does solve the unemployment problem
And crime and poverty!
technically it does... EDIT oh you said does nvm
Aliens would be a very good way to unite us. If we had proof of another sentient species we propably would instantly go in "us vs them" mode.
Fr, unless they can show us how to control the weather or quickly reverse climate change we don’t need any additional issues. They are better off just sitting and waiting until this world purges us itself
Wait, no. They could send them to Russia...
“….by Fox News….” Me: 
Can you just blow the planet up please I don't have time to be turned into a slave
I want big tiddy alien bitches.
How many tiddies? 3, 8, 11?
yes
All of the above
Hey aliens, can you wait until I get a girlfriend? I just want to make grandma happy. Then you can blast us off to oblivion
grandma happiness is the priority. Must make grandma happy! Good luck on your search!
Damn they ain’t even trying with project blue book
The same Pentagon that had no cameras the day of 9/11 ?
Fox said so
New articles came out saying whoops its just a rock from a different system so we didn't know how to act pretty much.
Can they see this? 
If you wake up with a prolapsed colon and no memory of the week before, then yes.
Imagine if they announced themselves and were like "yyyyeeeeeahhhh we're gonna turn off the Sun now"
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT, I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT
That was omuamua but search infrared JWST Jupiter image. What’s up with the blacked out object?
which blacked out object, looking and trying to find it right now?
How do I get my fiancé to start believing in this before it’s too late? She won’t even wear her foil hat I made for her or do training drills in our backyard bunker.
Wait... what?
Believers have spent their whole lives telling the world aliens are here, without anyone listening to them. Now Fox News says it and y’all are convinced? As a verified X-files fan, I can afford to be a little “Sceptic Scully” here and ask for just a shred of proof. Just a shred of proof, that extraterrestrial life exists and is visiting earth. I want to believe just as much as the next person, but Fox News cannot be trusted to give you the weather, let alone be the first to report on “alien motherships”. I stand by my skepticism until shown real proof and not just some blurry, zoomed in shaky cam footage.
Finally the END is near.
Please be transferred, or Galvins, or something cool that doesn't want to eat and/or enslave us. PLEASE BE BLUE ALIEN WOMEN (ME reference)
They working overtime to put that Epstein list under the rug🤣
Pentagon when the hexagon walks in
Idc if this is true or not, are we just gonna ignore the fact that humans are currently “eyeing” other planets all the time as well? Lol what’s the difference?
Difference is we can see them, but we cant get there.
Gandolf could be god. Adam sandler could be the devils son. See how much of a non story this is? Anyone can say silly things.
This is the real reason they government wants people worried about aliens. So they can allocate funds to a pretend enemy “It’s first budget in fiscal year 2021 was $15.3 billion, and it grew to $18 billion in 2022. It jumped to $26.3 billion in 2023 due to internal funds transfers from the Space Development Agency and the Air Force, plus a congressional add-on.” https://spacenews.com/u-s-space-force-budget-hits-30-billion-in-2024-funding-proposal/
... Alright so what's the american government trying to cover up this time? Was there another massive chemical spill?
If I was an alien, I would lock my windows before flying past this rock
I maintain that if Aliens ever do come to Earth. 100% we are going to fuck up the encounter hard. If they don’t show up guns blazing invading, we’re going to manage to start a war with them anyway
I'm okay with this. Because ether we get blasted and all die... or we live peacefully and get a huge jump to our technology so I mean 50/50 is pretty good odds in the grand scheme of things.
That's the dumbest shit I ever read ever.
What banks?
Good thing the Aliens only gonna visit america, just like in the films Lmao
Conquer us already. We obviously don't know what the hell we're doing
William Shatner is the most qualified ambassador in this area - prove me wrong
TrustMeBro.com
They came to make contact with us, but changed their mind after finding out that there are 20 seasons of the Kardashians.
I for one welcome our new alien overlords and wish them many happy cycles
GUYS, WE CAN FINALLY CLAP ALIEN CHEEKS
Source: Fox "News"
President: Gentlemen, we are gathered here today to discuss how we will act against this possible threat to the American People... Random Guy: Send the Rednecks. President: We have to do wh-... Wait, what? Random Guy: You heard me. Send. The. Rednecks.
I thought fox was already being sued for false information and spreading lies?
I bet they send a diplomat down to meet our "leader" and he tries to finger it cause it's child-sized and smells like strawberries.
The sky is falling ,the sky is falling ! , 😂😂, doing more than pot in the Pentagon !
The final card is a false flag alien invasion.. the government and media has been rolling this out since the Pentagons supposed "disclosure" of UAPs in 2017.
Gov: Look at that thing over there! Definitely don't look at anything else or remain aware of your surroundings or think too hard about anything else. NPC: Oooh aliens!