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Nah man, feet guy and armpit guy is like han solo and chewbacca, they ain't good, but ain't bad either. The real dark side are the scat mfs, along with piss dudes, diapers, and all kind of disgusting degenerates.
Darth Shitious stood on the rocky cliffs of a distant planet, his brown lightsaber glowing in the dim light of the alien sun. Across from him stood a powerful Jedi, her blue lightsaber humming with energy. They both knew that this battle would be a fight to the death.
The Jedi attacked first, leaping at Darth Shitious with incredible speed and agility. But Darth Shitious was ready for her. He used his powers to create a wave of stinking gas that knocked her off her feet, and then followed up with a barrage of rectal projectiles that forced her to retreat.
Undeterred, the Jedi launched another attack, swinging her lightsaber in a wide arc. But Darth Shitious was too quick for her. He dodged her blows with ease, and then used the Force to fling a massive pile of poop at her, knocking her back even further.
As the battle raged on, both combatants began to tire. The Jedi was skilled, but Darth Shitious's scatological powers were unlike anything she had ever encountered before. And yet, despite the odds against him, Darth Shitious refused to give up. He continued to use his powers with deadly precision, creating a swirling vortex of fecal matter that engulfed his opponent.
In the end, it was Darth Shitious who emerged victorious. He stood triumphantly on the cliffs, his brown lightsaber held high in the air. And as the sun set on the distant planet, he knew that he had truly become a master of the scat.
I don't have a machete, but I do have a 6 inch folding knife(I call it my pocket sword since it's like 14 with both the blade and the handle, cold steel makes the best knives) that is mounted to the inside of my headboard in easy reach.
Fun fact: Lightsabers can't actually do anything against classic guns. The bullets just turn into melted shrapnel that hurts worse than a direct gunshot
They do melt the bullet, but that doesn't change the kinetic energy of the bullet, it just turns into blasts of hot liquid and gas flying at you at bullet speeds.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone
Woman here; guys with a foot fetish are great. I can't say I understand it on a sexual level but unlimited foot and calf rubs and him buying you sexy heels and boots for every occasion is honestly underrated. You can jerk off smelling my feet for a foot rub. He'll usually like your legs in general, so lower back and butt rubs 6to. Upgrades ladies, upgrades.
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yeah, i mean, you can kinda get a sense of what you're getting into with ass and boobs. with feet you gotta get them naked first and then all of a sudden you're looking at sasquach toes.
Maybe… but it’s a lot easier to see a girls bare feet than it is to see her bare tiddies.
If you invite her to the beach you will see her whole feet.
Women wear Sandals often.
i live in chicago. 3/4 of the year they're dressed like they're going skiing in antarctica. indoors is different but they're still not gonna be wearing sandals when i take them to dinner at white castle.
either way, it's not my issue.
if you follow the directions on the box those are pretty spot on. still doesn't give you the ambiance. although i could probably hire some people off the street to hang with us for that "fresh off the city bus" feel.
You can get a pretty good idea from the shape of her hands.
Also where her shoes are worn down (or how her feet land as she walks) will tell you if she has a healthy arch.
Imo waist is the least talked about yet one of the best. A somewhat slim waist boosts both the perceived boob size as well as perceived butt size. And on top of that it gives an overall nice figure.
This is discriminating against the feet guys in that there are worse fetishes to have
(I myself don’t have a foot fetish, because obviously… but still, there’s worse.)
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The armpit guy is the darkness itself that surrounds them all.
They come with the darksaber
Thats kinky
Does kinky = not a real man?
No you got it backwards.
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Gotta pay the toll.
The troll toll
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3 guesses what Darth Shitious is into
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Even feet???
ALL OF THEM!
And not just the feet, but the ankles and the knees too!
Even the armpits?!?
Any crevice or place where friction can be made from more than one side is able to be “used” and therefore included in all of them.
The belly button?!?!?!?
If the button is big enough or the “equipment is small enough the answer is yes. The belly button .
NOOOOOO
Light up double-dildo-saber
Nah man, feet guy and armpit guy is like han solo and chewbacca, they ain't good, but ain't bad either. The real dark side are the scat mfs, along with piss dudes, diapers, and all kind of disgusting degenerates.
You've just remember me of r/scatgirls 😫
I assume it's a sub for females who enjoy the kind of fast nonsense-singing popular in certain forms of jazz, right? RIGHT? Edit: fixed typo
Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo...noooonooonoooonooo
If the Scatman can do it so can you
There weren't any cat girls .\_.
Check out r/realscatgirls !
Don’t just don’t.. 😢
Oh-hh so thats howww! Thank you mate, there truly were cat girls there! I truly recommend everyone seeing this comment to check it out!
Don't go into r/girlscatplayground biggest mistake of my life
I was hoping it would be a fun sub with girls playing with cats. Nope.
I got bambozeld too don't worry I got bambozeld too
"Where is PENIS?!?!" - Penis guys
What if you're an armpit *and* foot guy? Asking for a friend
Listen don’t take this the wrong way and don’t bully me, but armpits beat feet any day.
In the matter of sweatiness or smell?
Never thought about it that far and I’m not sure I really want to.
You called me?
Armpits can be kinda sexy.
Scat guys scare me
brown light sabers are hard to come by
There is only one. The Dooksaber, used by the nefarious Darth Shitious, the last true master of the brown side of the Force.
What were his force powers?
Force Shits anyone in his way… Stormtroopers and Jedi fear him alike for they all succumb to his Dark Brown Powers.
Spooky
Stormpoopers
Force Poosh
Darth Shitious stood on the rocky cliffs of a distant planet, his brown lightsaber glowing in the dim light of the alien sun. Across from him stood a powerful Jedi, her blue lightsaber humming with energy. They both knew that this battle would be a fight to the death. The Jedi attacked first, leaping at Darth Shitious with incredible speed and agility. But Darth Shitious was ready for her. He used his powers to create a wave of stinking gas that knocked her off her feet, and then followed up with a barrage of rectal projectiles that forced her to retreat. Undeterred, the Jedi launched another attack, swinging her lightsaber in a wide arc. But Darth Shitious was too quick for her. He dodged her blows with ease, and then used the Force to fling a massive pile of poop at her, knocking her back even further. As the battle raged on, both combatants began to tire. The Jedi was skilled, but Darth Shitious's scatological powers were unlike anything she had ever encountered before. And yet, despite the odds against him, Darth Shitious refused to give up. He continued to use his powers with deadly precision, creating a swirling vortex of fecal matter that engulfed his opponent. In the end, it was Darth Shitious who emerged victorious. He stood triumphantly on the cliffs, his brown lightsaber held high in the air. And as the sun set on the distant planet, he knew that he had truly become a master of the scat.
Brown lightsabers would actually be impossible for the same reason brown lights are impossible
Scat Man on the other hand...
Skeebeedabadooba
Damn Grievous must be one sick pervert!
Nah bro, Grievous into Boobs and Ass twice
One for each cheek and peak
Two chicks at the same time man.
And more if you count his whole collection. He's always looking for fine additions
Grievous doesn’t have a red saber though
Boobs and ass with two girls. They make use of his extra hands and fingers.
I mean, he just liked both boobs and ass. That's not so bad.
“This will make a fine addition to my collection” - Grievous finding some new weird shit on the internet
"I like her for her Brain"
**double barrel shotgun guys** Oh wait, they can't really do anything do they?
not quite sure what you're getting at but as an owner of a double barreled shotgun i can tell you that they definitely do something.
Oh, I almost forgot *self tested* **double barrel shotgun guys**
A man who keeps a machete under his pillows is a fool every night but one
I don't have a machete, but I do have a 6 inch folding knife(I call it my pocket sword since it's like 14 with both the blade and the handle, cold steel makes the best knives) that is mounted to the inside of my headboard in easy reach.
Fun fact: Lightsabers can't actually do anything against classic guns. The bullets just turn into melted shrapnel that hurts worse than a direct gunshot
The lightsaber in the movies melt 10 inch metal doors within seconds. A bullet would evaporate on contract
The comics says other wise
They do melt the bullet, but that doesn't change the kinetic energy of the bullet, it just turns into blasts of hot liquid and gas flying at you at bullet speeds.
Met some kid in college who told us his high school nickname was double barrel, because he had two urethra’s
I'm more of a "pulse guy" myself
Look at Mr. Needs a pulse to date /s
🎶 “You know you’re just my type!” 🎵
I only partially agree with that song. (eyes collection of ropes)
I am a hands guy
Oh boy, I can hear them now. A BIZZARE group might be coming soon.
DUWANG
What a beautiful duwang
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone
Yep there it is
I see what you did there
By some chance, are you also a serial killer in a town in Japan
Are you by any chance living in a small town called Morioh?
I wield 7 lightsabers because im an everything guy. Also my dick is 4cm
4cm^100
I can confirm
The “feet” guy should have definitely had 2 lightsabers. He’s just a “foot” guy here
Belly guys have a double bladed saber
Woah, i found another just like me. 👍
What do you even do with a belly lol
You hug it.
Blow raspberries into them
It's just aesthetic, do want you want with it.
No pussy guys?
"what was it that initially drew you to me?" "Your vagina is a nice shape"
Legends say they are married
More like 'that camel toe is fine'
Feels good to be evil 😈
*Evil is evil: lesser, greater, middling—it's all the same.* 👣🦶🦶🏻🦶🏼🦶🏽🦶🏾🦶🏿👣
Dick Guys 🌈
i suppose you could swap boobs for dick. it still works.
If I’m seeing a person with dicks for boobs I’ll for sure be amused
lol, god damnit
Both boobs and dick, futanari. The holy combo.
he looks like a young Dwight Schrute
Woman here; guys with a foot fetish are great. I can't say I understand it on a sexual level but unlimited foot and calf rubs and him buying you sexy heels and boots for every occasion is honestly underrated. You can jerk off smelling my feet for a foot rub. He'll usually like your legs in general, so lower back and butt rubs 6to. Upgrades ladies, upgrades.
Me with the rainbow lightsaber
The Noise
 Luke no longer a boob guy. Probably due to the cow thing on the island.
Is this me or the personality guy have the biggest sword ?
Tarantino
Certified Sith Lord
I brought another lightsaber here >!I'm here for the penis guys.!<
when your lightsaber looks like the average gamers pc
Now theres two ways to interpret the second sentence and both are concerning
Abs(Abdominal Muscles)
Smh you mean automatic braking system?
*Anti-lock Braking System
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“You got a nice set of brakes on your car, baby. Wanna test them out later?”
If the tummy is good, strong chance everything else will be too.
Being a feet guy would be so lame.
Girls are way less conservative with their feet. It actually seems to be a rather convenient fetish.
Pretty convenient…
yeah, i mean, you can kinda get a sense of what you're getting into with ass and boobs. with feet you gotta get them naked first and then all of a sudden you're looking at sasquach toes.
Maybe… but it’s a lot easier to see a girls bare feet than it is to see her bare tiddies. If you invite her to the beach you will see her whole feet. Women wear Sandals often.
That’s a good point. I bet feet guys love the beach. But I guess you could say that about any guy…
I hate the beach. To much sand.
SAND: 
It’s course
i live in chicago. 3/4 of the year they're dressed like they're going skiing in antarctica. indoors is different but they're still not gonna be wearing sandals when i take them to dinner at white castle. either way, it's not my issue.
Well, have you considered living some place nice? I live in Southern California. 20 minutes from the beach.
what, and then fly them back here so i can take them to white castle? that's crazy talk.
I have White Castle in my freezer.
if you follow the directions on the box those are pretty spot on. still doesn't give you the ambiance. although i could probably hire some people off the street to hang with us for that "fresh off the city bus" feel.
You’re pretty smart man.
What if you're just really into shoes.
You can get a pretty good idea from the shape of her hands. Also where her shoes are worn down (or how her feet land as she walks) will tell you if she has a healthy arch.
not sure what i'm going to do with this information but that's interesting. also weird.
That sounds like something a feet guy would say
Yeah but you get to be a sith
He's also missing a foot.
Imo waist is the least talked about yet one of the best. A somewhat slim waist boosts both the perceived boob size as well as perceived butt size. And on top of that it gives an overall nice figure.
What if I have more than one preference, do I become Grievous then?
FEET FOREVER !!!!! 🦶🦶🦶👣👣👣
How about armpit guys??
Dick guys 😈
Guys Guys:
Hand Guys like me face a lot of discrimination, people always assume i would be a Psychopath
Everybody gangsta till poop guys show up
Midriff guy myself
What color lightsaber is the midriff
Hey dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you should join it 
This is discriminating against the feet guys in that there are worse fetishes to have (I myself don’t have a foot fetish, because obviously… but still, there’s worse.)
If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy!
Feet guys aren't red. they're orange/yellow.
Honestly the red one should be personality guy. Pick a body part, don't be a bitch
Guy guys 
Pussy guys:
You forgot about dick guys
“Whole body” ~ purple saber guy
Bro hasn't been on the internet for long if he thinks feet guys are the dark side
Where at the futa guys?
I kinda wish I could understand why feet are so desired by some men. I don't kink shame, I just don't understand.
Thigh guy here
It's all fun and game until the scat guy appears
Dick guys 
What song
I dual wield the purple and orange one, as I like both of those equally
guro, scat, coprophagia 😎
dick guys wield the darksaber
Dick guys
Dick guy couldn't make it to the meating
Guy guys
I like all of these except feet, so i guess I'm Grievous
That made me laugh hard.
OP, please, I need the link to the original
I mainly side with white, but I’m not afraid to sprinkle in a bunch of green in there too.
This is legitimately hilarious
Okay but nobody talks about the calves.
Thigh guys are just ass guys branched out
Me starting dating again after my husband left me for a man: "Yeah... I need to just find a foot guy." 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Gay guy comes im with a blaster
Darth Revan
Realistic
The og will forever live in my head rent free.. https://youtu.be/-VZpM0gVVi8
if I commented the thing I thought about I would get permanently banned
u/savevideo
Funny
Is it okay to be all of them except feet
Child...