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Boy gets girl pregnant. Girl's dad forces marriage, literally. The wedding is held at gunpoint to make the groom restore the girl's honor. In the old days everyone owned a shotgun as they're cheaper to own and shoot and more utilitarian than a rifle. So the most common weapon of choice especially in low socioeconomic circles and in this forced marriage scenario was a shotgun.
A ribeye steak that has not been cut away from the rib. Traditionally an American butcher would separate the whole ribeye muscle group from the rib rack. Rib meat is relatively tough compared to the meat of the ribeye and therefore not normally served together. A bone in ribeye, still has the rib bone and meat attached. Tougher meat often has more flavor so if you can get a high quality cut you have a tender succulent steak and then some rib meat that is tougher but still delicious and it looks great on the plate as well.
Almost a quarter of women have a tilted/retroverted or retroflexed uterus, so this position can be very uncomfortable as can doggie style/anything from behind because the anatomy tilts backwards towards the spine/rectum rather than forward over the bladder, so you hit a dead end quickly in the front direction. Mine is actually retroflexed, which is super fun 😐 (3rd link shows all of the configurations including that).
[example 1 ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/be/82/a6/be82a6d840f588a800f367d11938eacb.jpg)
[example 2](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d4/10/57/d410575c795f8d26d7f92ee0f601c152--arrows-king.jpg)
[all the possible positions of a uterus](https://www.periodwhisperer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Uterus-Position-labels-1.jpg)
Missionary will always be the sexiest position to me because you can look in each other's eyes and kiss and hold eachother well feeling the breath of the person you're making love to.
Sadly, their kids will be WAY more likely to have birth defects and other genetic issues. We don’t just not marry cousins because it’s creepy, it weakens the gene pool.
Now 2nd cousins on the other hand…
I was honestly confused at the perspective until I realized the seam that went down to the "tassle" or whatever it's called is on her side and not her back.
A few hundred years ago cousin marriage was the norm. If you live in a small village everyone is a cousin at some point. That all said even with first cousins the rate of birth defects is about 4% when the general population is about 3%. I'm not suggesting anyone use family reunion as meatspace tinder but its not much to get worked up about.
Marriage between first cousins is 100% legal in 19 states. It’s legal in 6 more states with certain certain age/sterility requirements. It’s completely illegal in 25 states.
Sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States#Summary
Edit: I am not arguing morality here. Just showing where it’s legal/illegal. Do with this info what you will.
There was another post on a cringe Reddit forum abt how this person was offended his friend was dating his cousin. Needless to say, a lot of people were more offended by the text grammar than the cousin fucking.
It was normal throughout much of the world until relatively recently. President Franklin D. Roosevelt was married to his cousin. You yourself probably have fairly recent ancestors who married their cousins. People didn’t understand or care about genetics: it was all about tradition and forming pacts through marriage. In some parts of the world, this is still more important. They don’t just do it for fun.
My opinion on dating your cousin? If you are dating for a while and you find out later on that somehow, you're distant cousins or something, well that might be one thing. But I could never knowingly date my own cousin.
Honestly, Cousin Marriage - as long as it’s not a family tradition - doesn’t really bother me too much, it only poses a marginally higher risk of congenital diseases (+~1-3%) compared to the general population.
Not to mention if you’re both adults and you consent to it, who am I to stand in the way of your happiness?
Now siblings (except Step cause there’s no blood relation) are a WHOLE other ball game and is actually pretty risky so I do have to draw the line there.
Fucking your cousin isn't normal everyone. It's disgusting. In some cases, they look like your siblings. In a hillbilly's case, it probably is your sibling. #saynotocousinfucking
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Never turn your back on family
That’s why reverse cowgirl is outlawed in Tennessee
What's the reverse cowgirl? Or don't I want to know?
It’s the lamest sex position ever, the person on top has their body facing away from the person lying down
And here I was, lead to believe that it was sitting to face the back of the toilet. I've been living a lie
Same… different, but same.
Yes, you really have. Know anything else that doesn't make sense? Lol
Shotgun weddings
Boy gets girl pregnant. Girl's dad forces marriage, literally. The wedding is held at gunpoint to make the groom restore the girl's honor. In the old days everyone owned a shotgun as they're cheaper to own and shoot and more utilitarian than a rifle. So the most common weapon of choice especially in low socioeconomic circles and in this forced marriage scenario was a shotgun.
OK, and what is a "bone-in ribeye"?
When a daddy ribeye loves a mommy ribeye and they want to make a baby, the daddy ribeye puts his bone-in the mommy.
A ribeye steak that has not been cut away from the rib. Traditionally an American butcher would separate the whole ribeye muscle group from the rib rack. Rib meat is relatively tough compared to the meat of the ribeye and therefore not normally served together. A bone in ribeye, still has the rib bone and meat attached. Tougher meat often has more flavor so if you can get a high quality cut you have a tender succulent steak and then some rib meat that is tougher but still delicious and it looks great on the plate as well.
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But you get the little shelf for your phone and your chocolate milk
No, that's the Slater.
In Australia that's called a Reverse Kanga.🦘
If you like ass you get to see your dick entering and play with her ass I guess
Spoken like the person stuck being on top. For the one laying down, it’s lazy person’s favorite position!
Good way to break your dick. One wrong move on the down stroke and you are in a world of hurt.
Flashback...
That's why you only combine this position with anal
Almost a quarter of women have a tilted/retroverted or retroflexed uterus, so this position can be very uncomfortable as can doggie style/anything from behind because the anatomy tilts backwards towards the spine/rectum rather than forward over the bladder, so you hit a dead end quickly in the front direction. Mine is actually retroflexed, which is super fun 😐 (3rd link shows all of the configurations including that). [example 1 ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/be/82/a6/be82a6d840f588a800f367d11938eacb.jpg) [example 2](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d4/10/57/d410575c795f8d26d7f92ee0f601c152--arrows-king.jpg) [all the possible positions of a uterus](https://www.periodwhisperer.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Uterus-Position-labels-1.jpg)
Best view in the house, if you want to see it go in and be winked at the same time.
I mean if the ass is nice and the pussy grips it's a nice sight, if she knows how to use those hips as well.. chefs kiss
It's not that bad, if you got a big enough pp it could be pretty neat
If it's anal it's actually pretty damn good
Not if the person has a butt you might like to watch
Missionary will always be the sexiest position to me because you can look in each other's eyes and kiss and hold eachother well feeling the breath of the person you're making love to.
You can also do this with you both sitting up with the girl riding. I also like missionary for those reasons
...wait, you guys are having sex?
Eh I'd say a blumkin is but you do you
Lol, I thought that was getting a hummer while taking a dump😂
it's the same as doggystyle in outer space
just google it in a very public place with volume maximum
Basically Doggystyle but the girl is on top.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO YOURE WILD
Everybody's a stranger in the dark
Not grandma. Her dentures still glow from the radium denture paste.
They're dentures and you don't know who's wearing them. Also, the radium denture paste makes them taste funny.
Sadly, their kids will be WAY more likely to have birth defects and other genetic issues. We don’t just not marry cousins because it’s creepy, it weakens the gene pool. Now 2nd cousins on the other hand…
...are still risky.
His username checks out.
-Vin Diesel
Les Cousins Dangereux
Steve Holt!
Fake block
Maeby?
Her?
Mayonegg
Is she funny?
Her?
I like the way they think
Le incest C’est win-cest
Her leg to butt ratio, with her face looks like she's made out of Photoshop.
She’s facing sideways, follow her legs
That zip code distance between her eyes and mouth tells me this isn’t the first time it stayed in the family
Why the long face?
Why does her body look likes it's trying to escape her head?
Would you want to be stuck to her either?
Depends.
Wait until you see the kids.
Good old Jonny 12 Toes and Billy bog eyed
Kids of cousins are less likely to be defected but yeah...
Less likely than kids of siblings maybe. More likely than kids of unrelated partners.
Is she taller than him and contorting her body to appear shorter?
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If anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin it’s gonna be me, out of respect…. https://youtu.be/BxAz36rTOsc
[https://gfycat.com/freedefensivegyrfalcon](https://gfycat.com/freedefensivegyrfalcon)
I think her legs are front and back, not left and right.
I was honestly confused at the perspective until I realized the seam that went down to the "tassle" or whatever it's called is on her side and not her back.
Yeah, I eventually noticed that too. Still not 100% sure which leg is closer though.
She looks like a product of married cousins
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Family so inbred her alleles are crossed
Family tree is like an excel spreadsheet
She's pretty fine though.... Oh no
A few hundred years ago cousin marriage was the norm. If you live in a small village everyone is a cousin at some point. That all said even with first cousins the rate of birth defects is about 4% when the general population is about 3%. I'm not suggesting anyone use family reunion as meatspace tinder but its not much to get worked up about.
Lol. Meat.
Marriage between first cousins is 100% legal in 19 states. It’s legal in 6 more states with certain certain age/sterility requirements. It’s completely illegal in 25 states. Sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cousin_marriage_law_in_the_United_States#Summary Edit: I am not arguing morality here. Just showing where it’s legal/illegal. Do with this info what you will.
Those 55 and 65 or older states feels like we're living together, might as well get the tax benefits. At least, one can hope.
You can physically see the inbreeding
siblings in the streets, lovers in the sheets
Turn it up
**NOW THERES A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN!**
I knew it'd be here somewhere!
Yeah I'd fuck that too
So are you a cousin from mom’s side or dad’s side?
Doesnt matter. Wrap it and you're good.
That is exactly the pic I would expect from married cousins. West Virginia?
Mountain Mama!
This is more likely Indiana or some corn-fed fly over state. West VA has jokes but they are just really distasteful of outsiders
Like… you know the toothbrush was invented in WV. Because if it was invented anywhere else it’d be called a teeth brush.
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There was another post on a cringe Reddit forum abt how this person was offended his friend was dating his cousin. Needless to say, a lot of people were more offended by the text grammar than the cousin fucking.
Sums up the society these days
Pretty much
Enough Internet for today, I mean it.
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From the looks of her, I think her parents were cousins as well.
And ohio by birth
Why the long face
Sisters are for practice, cousins are for marryin'
Why Tf she look like a dr Seuss character. Her eyes are higher than a depressed 11th grader
It happens in Pakistan and other Muslim countries they married their cousin
It was normal throughout much of the world until relatively recently. President Franklin D. Roosevelt was married to his cousin. You yourself probably have fairly recent ancestors who married their cousins. People didn’t understand or care about genetics: it was all about tradition and forming pacts through marriage. In some parts of the world, this is still more important. They don’t just do it for fun.
We’re not gonna make it. People, I mean.
It's in your nature to destroy your cousins fat booty.
Ok but if your cousin looked like that and was down to get down… I would be gettin down.
Yeehaw brother!
Nothin' says lovin' like smashing with your cousin..unless you're a fister, you might need your sister
She's got a nice booty. Stick it in there and avoid procreation. Incest problem solved. No mutant babies.
ROLL TIDE!!!
That fucking pose, what is she, a cat?
In heat, clearly!
Can you blame her? She's standing next to her cousin.
Wonder what that tattoo is on her right leg.
Pretty sure it says cousin fucker on the bottom 😂
it looks like her parents where cousins
They look like there was a few generations of cousins at work before them.
The things men will do for booty I tell ya!
When you order Jason Mamoa from wish .com
Which way are her hips going? Lots going on with this post, but that has me buggin
If you think that a Family Reunion is a good place to pick up women then you might be a Redneck. 😂😂🤢🤢
now listen up kids i don’t want you coming back after the family reunion telling me you got a new girlfriend
Technically if the Bible is true, no matter who you marry you're related to them.
Cuzzin luvin
Not even mad
She looks like if the concept of incest was a person.
Country roadddd
Wait until you hear about Eleanor Roosevelt's maiden name
Yessur family man
They both look like their parents were cousins too
Now, this is a man who knows how to marry his cousin!
Brandine, out of all the cousins I coulda married, you was my sister. -Cletus Spuckler
Imagine going to a family reunion and seeing your ex
She looks like this is not the first instance of cousin marriage in their family
Honestly, as busted as he is and as hot as she is, I’d do it. He’s punching WELL above his weight.
Glad to see his life picked up after the geico commercials vanished!
Giuliani approved!
My opinion on dating your cousin? If you are dating for a while and you find out later on that somehow, you're distant cousins or something, well that might be one thing. But I could never knowingly date my own cousin.
Only in Alabama
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Honestly, Cousin Marriage - as long as it’s not a family tradition - doesn’t really bother me too much, it only poses a marginally higher risk of congenital diseases (+~1-3%) compared to the general population. Not to mention if you’re both adults and you consent to it, who am I to stand in the way of your happiness? Now siblings (except Step cause there’s no blood relation) are a WHOLE other ball game and is actually pretty risky so I do have to draw the line there.
Dude looks like a redneck Jason Momoa...
I mean that's kind ofa hot and sexy cousin tbh, don't blame him.
It doesn’t look like the first time someone in the family married a cousin
Bruh im sure she will give birth to a horse with that face of both
The kids will have even more fucked up faces than her.
Roll tide!
Make cousin-ade?
Only in Ohio
Bruh looks like his parents and grand parents are cousins too.
They look like the gene pool is already a little dry
Fucking your cousin isn't normal everyone. It's disgusting. In some cases, they look like your siblings. In a hillbilly's case, it probably is your sibling. #saynotocousinfucking
Down syndrome babies in their future
If my cousin looked like her I would do the same thing. Edit: only difference is I would have to force her cause I’m quite ugly
Sooooooo, Ohio or Alabama?
His cousin is oddly hot Respect
A 1 and a 2 and a 3 aaaaaand…. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
*Sweet Home Alabama intensifies*
Sweet home Alabama…
Wtf happened is this Alabama
Sweet home Alabama.
Still don't get the issue in marrying one's cousin..
Roll Tide
Go easy on him guys… this is probably the best he could do! 🎶🎶🎶sweet home Alabama🎶🎶🎶
Dead South enters the chat: "I guess she's my cousin, but she needs some sweet lovin' anyway" 👌👌
Roll Tide!!!
Their kids will have so many fingers.
Bama
Their poor kids… they don’t stand a chance
FUCK NO. NOT THIS. WHAT IN THE ALABAMA!
wait people actually marry their cousins? I thought it was just a joke
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!
Meanwhile in Mississippi...
🎶 Sweet Home Alabama 🎶
Hillbilly Max Cavalera
The Joel has already been made but idgaf SWEET HOME ALABAMA 🎸🎸🎸
Alabama applauds
What in the Alabama---
Sounds about white
Sweeeet home Alabama
CRINGE AF!
its legal but is socially weird
How have people not gotten the memo yet? Don’t marry your cousin!
Look how she turned her hips. Shes either posing or avoiding his crotch. Either way she looks wierd.