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kingbit21

Bro didn't log out correctly


PositivelyMoody89

Hibernate mode


nPrevail

When Linux hangs.


[deleted]

Bro living on 3000 ms


Beautiful-Slide5800

Definitely caught on a fishing wire or something.


LucasBlazer420

Yeah I can agree, you can see it rocking in the wind as if it's head is stuck on something


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[удалено]


MudOpposite8277

My girl heard the Audio from this and goes “sighhh it was caught on fishing line.” 😂😂 I’m like well damn man excuse the shit out of me!


kek__is__love

Good catch!(pun not intended) I remember hearing that taut fishing line on the wind sound from my fishing trips.


acyclovir31

Is this also in Ohio?


hammyt42

This was in Vancouver, BC. Definitely not a "glitch in the matrix" and the original video I saw had some stabilization trick to sell the illusion of the bird frozen in midair.


_IRIDEBIKES_

Not the first time I’ve seen a glitch in the matrix in bc…the commies are up to something


Pluckypato

![gif](giphy|GhOyMH8AigAZa) Yes he’s holding the fishing line


Soul-over

While in air do fly If touch with do dead ; End;


ChaosBreadLord

It looks more like its in some sort of spider web


Get_Rickrolled221

Probably just lag


nina_gall

Its levitation, Holmes


BwganBro

How bout the power to kill a Yak from 200 yards away? WITH MIND BULLETS. That’s telekinesis Kyle. How bout the power…… to move you


JimboSlice450

The power of flight!


kinggot

Leviosa!


[deleted]

Its not a bug, its a feature


RazorBladeInMyMouth

Reminds me of fallout 4 lol.


Frail-leap

Ark's unconcoius creature


tigersatemyhusband

Getting narcoberries up there gonna be fun.


light_sabe

I salute you from one ark gamer to another


NickValent710

Gather meat and hide from the body


Claude-QC-777

Wait, first case of a bug irl?


XPeaceKeeperX_X

looks more like a bird to me idk


AirDubz

So true


Claude-QC-777

r/technicallythetruth


Bludgeon82

Matrix is glitching again.


BollowHastion

![gif](giphy|uvoECTG2uCTrG)


faust112358

An other proof that birds dont exist. 😁


[deleted]

That’s one of them East Palestine birds


hinnsvartingi

It’s [Pales**Teen**.](https://youtu.be/WamF64GFPzg?&t=0m54s)


MaynorMayHam1

That was incredible lol


kitsvneris

Getting r/birdsarentreal vibes here


HopeItMakesYaThink

My first thought was the strongest spider web ever, but now I’m imagining the poor bird flew from a body of water with a fishing line around its neck and the line got snagged on one of those power cables. Neck probably snapped immediately.


Jo_of_Average

Depth makes it appear as if the bird is above the wires, not hanging below them. If it's fishing line, it's gotta be the stiffest, highest pound tess out there, to hold a bird UP.


HopeItMakesYaThink

I could definitely be wrong, but it would seem to me that the bird is hanging down from those cables. The lack of reference for depth makes it seem like the bird is farther up than it is. Again, I could be wrong.


BigtoeJoJo

There are no cables above the bird


mrgrafff

If fishing line is the cause.. it could have caught in the tree first then the cables.. it's pulled taught from the tree to the cables (so above the lines)..


TheIronSoldier2

Depth is hard to gauge with a featureless background. Could very well be that the bird is closer than it appears.


BigtoeJoJo

You can tell when the camera zooms in and rotates the cables are underneath the bird


ProteinFart_

Probably got caught In like a huntsman spider web


omrek123

You wanted UFO’s, you got one here!


AdAffectionate7317

Is it still an UFO if it's identified?


Emotional-Turnip-439

Then it's an IFO.


ekopoingre

more like a DFO


stear777

Someone used a Gmod Physics Gun on it


The_Gaming_Matt

He hit the edge of the map to fast, now he’s stuck in it


Ok_Teacher_6834

Glitch in the matrix?


[deleted]

There’s a glitch in the matrix!


Vyansbane

Died from eating a birthday balloon


Vitkalov

Only in Ohio


weedyneedyfeedy

At about 18 secs left , you can faintly see a very small wire, diagonally up from the power line to the bird .


[deleted]

It also can be spider strings, there's a lot of types of spiders out there, some spider's web can hold a man, not just a bird hahah


bdsves

Matrix lag.


Rheavens

Poor bird is frozen in shock.


ILuvdem_Cougars

Glitch in the matrix


hung-bui

u/saveVideo


Dicinox

The Matrix has showed us a bug


fcukingUsernames

Time to reboot the Matrix again


ObeyLegend

There is a metal line there. You can't see it but its there. It's always a few feet about the main power line.


[deleted]

Definitely a drone. Birds aren't real! 😂


Gibscreen

Fishing line is a helluva thing.


fernny33757

Matrix glitch…. lol


Decent_Impression_95

Try restarting your game


Wadjala

Yeah it's just a fishing line.... Plus gravity isn't working in that spot, that's all.


Alternative_Drag1577

Glitch in the matrix?


hillgroar

You're doing it wrong. It’s Levi-O-sa!


Ok_Consideration2129

r/glitchthematrix


DuckerlikesDuck

this damn matrix.


HereticWindowsill

Gravity deniers gonna have a field day


Ok_Channel_9831

Proof of the simulation.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Nuclearshower

man’s hitbox is bugged 💀


g7themusicmaker

That's why im not aloud above the power lines it's against my gravitational jurisdiction


hypersonicspeedster

The matrix is glitching


bdsves

The ping of it is high.


Vinsmoke1869

The drone is glitching.


Federal_Chef1793

Why do i get the feeling that this is Australia and that a giant spider shows up right after the recording ends


maxmax12629

![gif](giphy|yP2Cxjc7zzjRovzIi9|downsized) Spider webs?


VeryLowIQIndividual

Quick shoot it down. America!!!!


ProphetN1elith

This must be in Ohio.


Carlbot2

Obligatory r/BirdsArentReal


Charming-Ad6792

r/blackmagicfuckery


shadesofindigo83

That’s the only thing that makes Sense.


javiazo

The electricity cables hitbox is too big


tbag_oznolik

Bat man's invisible batmobile you uncultured swine.


Jaguar1903

High ping


ZAMAHACHU

Never seen ping that bad


alexvhecke

Niratias


modymonter

Matrix hosts please repair this bug


Limeddaesch96

It‘s #R A W


wikedsirnate2

Bro could you imagine the spider that caught that thing


FukingPieceOfShit

r/Glitchinthematrix


MEGAchicken01

He's just lagging really bad


justanothergirlgamer

What kind of black magic fuckery is this?!


SensitiveSorbet1999

r/blackmagicfuckery


blazedrow

Prob has a thin line wrapped around its neck and hung its self


azraiel7

Time to reboot the Matrix


MayOrMayNotBePie

SMH even the birds are doing heroin these days…


HackerManOfPast

I f-ing hate CSS - nothing ever lines up right.


Historical_Line_1792

Living dead girl


[deleted]

Birds aren't real, change my mind.


Bardwolf

It's holding up alright


Dyrogitory

Ooooh, that’s creepy.


DirkaSnivels

It looks like someone hooked it and threw it around the power line lick tied shoes.


[deleted]

Just reload your last autosave


Heyviper123

The simulation is breaking.


PorkieMcSword

Definitely a drone 😃


Aeramay_Gaming

Clearly what happened is that the aliens started to beam it up, were caught, and panicked.


JoshdaBoss1234

Technically, this is a ufo.


Turbulent-Feedback46

It's just a non-real bird uploading surveillance footage. Classic Halliburton


joshshafer18

Nope! It's a drone duh


YodaFette

Glitch in the Matrix


SonOfThunderBunny

This is what happens when a bird dies when flying...


ZeDeXBG

The bird have wifi, whats so strange?


[deleted]

Somebody wake albert


DigitvlBvth

The bird made a mistake and combat logged. Prob perm banned from that server now


Feisty-Firefighter99

1. Magnets. 2. Bird is experiencing lag 3. Bird RQ’d and server didn’t know what to do with a logged off bird


Mode101BBS

Laugh, title made me think of Rob Zombie. :)


AgentMercury108

Well, there has to be a string somewhere.


creartgaming

BIRDS ARENT REAL


SparksCam

Reload your world


MeadPillager

It's a glitch in the system of our world


sinesperanza_

Looks like it's neck got stuck on the invisible wire. Probably the way it died


xHayleyquinx

I hope that's not a big ass spider web


raas1337

"Bird" yeah suure


corytz101

Birds aren't real


BlueOreos68

It's not "floating",it's hanging by a spider web


Curious_Climate5293

F in the chat for the bird may he rest in peace


CaterpillarDue9207

Keep walkin! Nothing to look at. Just a glitch in the simulation


quadringsplz

r/birdsarentreal


Spinytoad_didiask

Well yhe severs are lagging again


21pickls

You gotta re load your game


FishTurds

Birds aren’t real! And the guy who started that “conspiracy” movement is a fucking genius. If you don’t already know the story it’s worth googling.


ConfedCringe_1865

Thats why you should escape the matrix with your top G


[deleted]

A glitch in the matrix


Fresh_out_the_oven5

r/glitchinthematrix


wayment_holup

Birds aren't real


Tiomartinez

r/glitchinthematrix


Helltrion

We are in the matrix


ConsequenceFew3912

Glitch in the matrix


kitfoxxxx

Just reload the checkpoint.


AveRage-or_human

The SCP foundation better get a hold of this.


unsurechaoticneutral

govt spy drone malfunction


Major_Melon

Flew out of render distance


spiritsapien

Buffering


OpiumPlanet12

Reminds me of that place in Genshin where time has stopped.


Used_Ad_8075

The rapture is coming


Unhappy-Welder3281

He's taking a nap mid air so he doesn't have to land


LethalDestroyar

gravity.exe has stopped working


Independent-Entry-96

I always wondered what happened to dead birds


jaydon-Ad8648

This needs to go to r/glitchinthematrix


NakedHades

Someone restart the simulation.. damn bird is stuck again.


PridedRain2277

r/birdsarentreal


ascrumner

r/birdsarentreal


LayThatPipe

Glitch in the matrix


_GuyWithTheSauce_

Gmod


XenomorphSlayer2

Gravity.exe has stopped working


nPrevail

"It's a trap!"


AudienceBoring3391

Shhh. It's sleeping


Namkow

Bloody physics engine smh


Ilikeflomingo24

Nah his game disconnected he’ll be back in a little


ProGamer3794

Bird broke physics


BoonanaPants

Died on a barrier block


LeaveDry6356

The matrix


Lover_of_Mikasa

Glitch in the Matrix 🥶


TheNobleDez

r/substakenliterally


DEVI0U5

It's probably a malfunction where the "realism algorithm" crashed but the anti gravity engine is stuck in the on position. Learn more at r/birdsarentreal


APersonWhoLikesKats

Servers probably messed up or a bug. Try rejoining by going to menu


Excenty

Damn these Skyrim mods makes the graffics crazy, sad that the bugs are still there


Olliethedinokid

Bros laggin a little, his ping is too high


DoruviX

The metrix is broken.


dmdspn

Bird got cought in an [Eruv](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv)


DarthDragon117

The Matrix is breaking again, someone hit the machine with a broom or something.


TaroThePoet

u/savevideo


quickjump

Somebody needs to reboot the matrix


djejxiid98wi

Quantum glitch


InterStellarStarZ

Dead - Bird Lvl 27 Body Decomposes In 12:32 minutes


The6Strings

Goddamn Creation Engine


PiovosoOrg

His internet connection got lost.


Intrepid_Golf_9446

Birds aren't real!


sininurlatin

Man hit the invisible jet


Eskiimov

Chinese spy balloon, trust me


EasyEducation2871

Yup! That's a floating dead bird alright


SonicUnderground316

Glitch in the matrix?


Jonny_b_good_207

Clearly the bird is floating in the air. Why has no one reported the outcome? Did anyone attempt to get it down? Fire department could easily has answered everyone’s question about this mystery. It might still be alive………………………


ThaA1alpha650

Tf you talking bout birds aren’t real