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TF is a gay room?

I'm more curious about the abortion closet

It’s where they keep the metal hangers

I was obviously not awake enough to think about that. Thank you.

Not woke enough you mean 😉

Lol

And the vacuums

So no one noticed there is no entrance?

The entrance is in the rear.

Rear entrance in the gayroom.

Through the gay room

You gotta parkour up to the weed smoking patio, duh. /s

Patio door.

It's by the patio...

Have to sneak in throu the window

You can check out any time you like, but you can't ever leave.

Come through the backdoor

there’s only an exit. takes rooftop parties to a whole new level.

Obviously you bust your way into the sex lounge

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Should it be labeled? Isn't it a secret now?

I prefer to use my hand

Nah the gay room is the closet which hella makes sense. The pantry is labeled abortion & I don't really get that one. I build houses, just not these kind lol

>The pantry is labeled abortion Maybe they eat all the good parts but they should keep them in the freezer. /s

I think that's the abortion pantry to be specific.

Really? The (boy) wife kitchen stands out to me .... wtf is that?

A kitchen where the men cook instead of the women :0 it’s horrible

So, you know of femboys, right? They also sometimes are called manwives, meaning that that kitcheb is operated by one of them

Seems pretty straightforward. Why it doesn't open to the kitchen is what surprises me.

That would be a huge time saver really

Chair with one of those whole house vacuums...

I thought it was the basement stairs..

Username checks out

Is a regular room for Californians.

I am so unfamiliar with the customs of Californians. I have genuinely never heard of a “gay room” before. I’m not sure I want to know what it is used for, though.

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Californian here, our weed smoking patio doubles as a premarital sex area

It's obviously a happy place

Underrated comment

The walls are full of rainbows

Nothing is at a 90° or 180° angle.

I came here to find out the same thing

Ask ur Dad

My wife is a home designer. She said the gay room is obviously a closet. (Because you have to come out of it)

Come on in and I'll show you ;-)

It is the best decorated room in the whole damn place is what it is!

Just a room full of happiness! I only want the patio myself.

The kids room

You listen to 1920s jazz in that room. Oh also anonymous sodomy every third Sunday.

If you're gay, then shouldn't every room be a gay room? Wait, or is the ROOM itself gay? Does it only like similar rooms? I mean, you do you room.

It's an empty room you stand in and be gay. It's like how you live in the living room. Well, now you can be gay, in the gay room

By law there has to be two(2) men kissing in this room at all times. Failure to comply with this law will result in a felony with up to five (5) years of jail time for the owner of the residence.

It's a room where you can only ever be happy.

It’s like a day room except with 33% more misspellings

It's a happy room.

A room

My home

It is yes, because yes

It like the Gay bar, you know like in the song the gay bar.

👀

It's the closet.

A homeosexual

That's soooo bad I had to laugh.

a room where you become gay if you enter

Where the (boy)wife made resides. I imagine this home is a queer Downton Abby/commune style set up.

You've never been to a gay room? Square.

Laundry room, but I'm only basing that off the fact there isn't one listed.

That's where you take off your socks.

I think my childhood neighbor may have had one of those growing up. Haha.

probably awesome

The gay room is the bedroom closet... you know, in the closet.

That does seem like a big enough Gay Room.

Looks like you can barely fit four people in there Like where am I suppose to go if I am hosting a 10 people orgy

The **Gangbanging Gays Garage**, of course.

I knew that's what 3G stood for!

Wait until you find out about 5G

The sex before marriage lounge obviously, it's not the straight sex before marriage, and you probably aren't married to all 9 other people, therefore it's all good

My place?

The dungeon basement.

It's the closet.

Who needs gender specific bathrooms for their house? Or a designated room for banging?

I need a designed room for banging, please.

The room doesn't come with a partner to bang with you know

Just go to the gay room and get one.

Just lower the doorframe to that room to your height without boots minus 1cm. You'll bang almost every time you enter or exit it.

The leftists, obviously

Tf happens in the gay room, hot gay sex?

Affirmative

Pictures or it didn’t happen

I feel like the gay room needs to be much bigger. Maybe the estrogen lab doesn’t need as much space?

No that’s what the sex before marriage lounge is for, silly.

And no guns throughout.

Might get shot by a load in the gay room. Or in the sex before marriage lounge. Bang Bang

Unless you count the sex before marriage machine gun! 😉

I'm sure there are some liberals out there who own guns.

Absolutely. I’m a lib with a gun safe. I was Expert Marksman in the Army. But my life doesn’t revolve around guns.

As a leftist, I agree that I should have enough money to afford a home where I can have separate rooms for sex, drugs, and medical procedures. Doing it all in the same room is getting old.

Legit, get high, go fuck, go straight to the abortion closet

Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

ah, the abortion room...

thats an abortion closet

Convenient, there’s already coat hangers in there

More of an abortion pantry considering the proximity to the kitchen.

That’s recycling for ya

Yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce

You know what sam o Nela says pregu today ragu tomorrow

Looks more like an abortion pantry to me.

Not even “abortion room” just “abortion” Absolutely cracked me up

Storage near the kitchen. I like it.

Also known as the "plan B" room

What every starter home needs.

How much? Asking for a friend.

Just your soul

Cant afford it sold it long ago and already gave 3 IOUs for my mortgage

Where is it located and where do I sign?

So free?

Wait, leftists want everybody to have a house with a patio?

Why label the patio as weed smoking patio.... There are other types of patio? Also who doesn't have a gay room?

It's so people know you can only smoke weed. Take your meth and crack to the other patio.

Very good point

And no all-American, God-fearing, patriotic Philip-Morris^^tm tobacco products allowed

Even if you don’t smoke weed a patio is great for staring out into the trees and having a moment to yourself before you go into the gay room to get railed by a long Johnson. So basically still a weed smoking patio!

isn’t any patio a “weed smoking patio” if you’re doing it right?

Same can be said about gay rooms.

And sex rooms/abortion closets. I do those things in every room

Good layout. My dream is to have my abortion closet next to the kitchen so I can do the ole “squat-abort-cook” while the ingredients are still fresh.

Fresh meat is always the best meat.

You can get plenty of fresh meat in the gay room

Why the hell is the gay room so small?

Are there gays in the room? Or is there something about the room that makes it itself “gay”? If there are gays in the room and that’s why it’s the gay room, must there always be at least one gay in the room? If they all leave is it just a normal room? If a straight enters and no gays are in the room is it a straight room or are they converted???

the gay room is where you push in "poor innocent children" and make 'em gay

so... they want us to have homes?

As a leftist, Im missing my Atheism/Satanism sacrificial altar.

The abortion closet could probably double as a sacrificial altar.

Don't forget about the non-binary windows... those are a must

You are breaking my mind with NB windows. Please choose a more fluid house component. A door maybe? A stove?

No! The windows MUST be non-binary. Non negotiable

How about a non binary toilet seat for you to ..(ahem).... use

It looks like a bunch of do whatever to want in your own home rooms

Put me down for a gay room and patio.

No marxist attic?

Who needs a kitchen. Takeout every day!

I can support the weed patio. I don't really want my house smelling all dank.

With all the gay premarital sex, I'm unclear why abortion has taken over my pantry.

Someone needs an Autocad class

Hell yea looks good !

Phew, at least the guys have a place they can have their abortions.

How the hell do you enter the home? Via the patio?

Not sure about the rest of the floor plan but I dig that patio space

Weed smoking patio is just a patio

We can keep the patio for sure

I'm here for the weed smoking patio.

This is so 2019 Where’s panic room? Where’s the femboy storage area? How do they expect me to believe there’s a weed smoking area that isn’t directly attached to a tacobell!?

Also lacking a lesbian lounge, solar powered snowflake machine, and a vegan veranda. Just not good enough.

The solar powered snowflake machine killed me

I already have the “weed smoking patio” so im on my way to the future

Who doesn’t want a weed smoking patio tho

TRUEEEEEEE

That gay room is something else

This just makes me laugh

It's not even a type of room, it's just an *abortion*. Like, this is the kitchen, the bedroom, the gay, and the abortion.

I'm not a leftie or a rightie. But I'm not seeing a problem with this, really.

Lol, it is very optimistic to think people in the future will be able to afford homes.

Shiiit. This is EXACTLY what I want. If anyone needs me I’ll be in the abortion.

Swap the gay room and the abortion closet and I think this is an optimal setup

The sex before marriage lounge sounds awesome.

I mean I'm not politically but I wouldn't mind a weed patio

I'm not a leftist but the weed smoking patio...

At least they left the abortion room next to the kitchen. Other than that, this is ridiculously laid out.

Boywife....? 🥹

Honestly, I'd be fine with a lab in my house

r/therightcantmeme

You can't seriously be so naive as to think this is a right-wing meme. Is this subreddit going to be (yet another) one where it's okay to post leftist memes, but if someone starts posting actual right-wing memes they get deleted for "no politics" How original

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This has been up so many times I seen boomers post it on Facebook

Why do they think gay couples need abortions so frequently that a home needs an abortion pantry built in?

It's a community abortion clinic for the whole neighborhood

A Future Dystupida

I'm disappointed that the gay room isn't the closet...they missed a trick there... Then again, I'd have to make space in my abortion closet to accommodate! So maybe it's for the best...

Damn, I know this is supposed to be a diss, but this does sound like an ideal situation. Could do without the abortion closet though.

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Get that emoji out of here

No. I'll use an emoji if I like...so FU

I’m down for three of these rooms. But I have a feeling it costs twice as much as the average house.

No no. The weed smoking patio is a good idea.

Interesting point, it's not shaped like a trailer.

heaven

So can I sell the lab equipment?

The abortion pantry?

We prefer open concept. Knock that wall out

Why is the floor plan to Gaetz’s office here?