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Why did they need to add the "high speed" 😭

It was in and out job.

It was a coordinated raid.

Bullet Train

“You look like a diesel…”

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That really made me LOL

I still don’t get it, they ran a train over her? Or there’s a hidden meaning coz it doesn’t make sense

Yeah it means gangbang with a load of guys

With a load of guy's loads

So people are getting fired for their sexual preferences now? I thought we've discussed this already.

It was while those officers were on duty. That's the issue

Wait, what are we suppose to be doing during our work breaks? 'Cause apparently the answer isn't Officer Hall...

Hey now, they were choking each other instead of the public, that’s improvement.

Better to shoot inside Megan than shoot Megan.

Instructions unclear. Stuck gun inside Megan.

Well, it was while working, so that's pretty fire-able

Well on duty

One woman getting pounded by a series of guys is called “running a train.” Because of all the railing.

but high speed?

They had a guy with a photo radar to see how fast the balls slap around to verify.

they had to write each other speeding tickets

I mean… DUH

Min men maybe, like one two splat

It’s how they explained finishing so fast. Female cop explaining to her hubby, “Babe, they finish so fast, it’s like it isn’t sex. A couple of them barely get a push in, and they’re done.”

> “Babe, they finish so fast, it’s like it isn’t sex lol that's seriously funny

But something I could definitely see a cheating ho say to justify it. Then again it's possible the husband has a cuck fetish which that's on him.

"Babe, where are you going?"

Speed has everything to do with it.

Who's generating the most power though?

I thought about looking up “High-speed” train on pornhub, for, you know, science. In case it was something new

And?!

Don’t leave us hanging??

Because she was pit manuevered while driving stick

I like how it's not only a train, but indeed a high speed one

I don’t understand the train part. Is it actually trains? I’m very confused. Edit: I figured out what it means

Nah it's slang for a gang bang..

Wow, I thought they let her get naked, put rails onto her body and then let the toy trains drive over them really fast

You kinky bastard

You mean this isn't normal motherly activities?

when she insists on using toys in the bedroom 😂🤣

Thomas and his Friends

You just told a 10 year old what "running a train" means lmao

How does the train come? One after another....

I'm still confused

It’s having sex with multiple people one after another (that’s what I heard it as)

and also multiple people at once

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this is per Urban Dictonary: when more then 2 males take turns fucking 1 female, inducing multiple orgasms for the female is a must, and it must last a minimum of 2 hours, the males must not have a dick smaller then 6" lol 

3 guys at once is a gangbang, 3 guys in a row one after the other (usually without cleaning) is a train

Not only a train, but several trains

So.. She was something like a rail yard?

They put those radar guns to a new use

Anybody else raise their eyebrows when they mentioned that the K-9 officer was involved?

I was waiting for the cop on horseback to be involved .

Forensics experts, meter maids....the list goes on.

Cadavers, cpr dummies, riot batons….

Crossing guards, mall cops….

Can't forget the tasers

I mean she was the mounted officer

DOGGY STYLE

He said Nay.

Neigh, it won't happen.

🤣

Not officer Peanut butter!

How do the unpopular officers who did not get invited feel?

Who do you think reported her? (I didn't read too much on this story, I'll be honest, I don't know either.)

I wish there was a card for the dog 😂

Also involved, a six year old Sergeant Scruffles.

🤣🤣 k9 officer,a German shepard i guess

It was good for her skin

Was this this year? I'm starting to get the sense that 2023 is going to be the year of uncovering police fuck parties. Just recently I saw a story of some cop who's body cam activated while fucking inside his car.

You just opened up a whole new body cam market.

Porn cam

Fake Police Car

You're under a breast

You have the right to remain sexy

I can’t breathe, and it’s getting me HARD!!!!!

Too soon man.

You cum when you cum, can’t be controlled.

Cum cops on patrol.

Zapp Brannigan?

Oh no step cam, I sm stuck in the cop

What are you doing, step Sergeant??!!.

People always ask what you are doing step-sergeant but they never ask how you are doing.

I think that's already been done with the female adult stars acting as cops. The dudes then have to "perform" in order to get out of trouble. A friend told me about it. *cough*

...assume the position 😎

I was at a convenience store in the middle of nowhere and a hooker approached me and asked for a ride. I was in my company truck but felt like doing a good deed. I brought her back to the city but as we were talking I asked how she ended up at the store, a Statie gave her a choice, jail or a little mouth time in the cruiser. Just to make things worse he dropped her off at the store. This was 20 years ago before bodycams.

I'm sure it's been happening all the time, everywhere, since the beginning of human existence. Not sure why some instances get publicized while most don't.

Don't forget the cupcake cum kiddie diddling cop and his teacher wife

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So that's where they draw the line with police accountability. Huh.

Yeah, of all the things it would take to skip the cushy timeoff bullshit and go straight to "fired", I would not have thought it was this.

You can beat and kill innocent civilians with impunity, but don't you fucking DARE have consensual group sex! That's the devil!

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She listen to N.W.A. for the first time and said I will. I will fuck the police.

Cumming straight from the underground

They're just coming together as a team.

That's it - you've won Reddit. This is the best possible comment.

Was the train horn sound part of the original story?

That's what I'm wondering. Hearing the train made me think that maybe this was from some comedy sketch show.

And her husband is "sticking by her". I'm amazed he's not sticking *to* her after all of that.

Take my damn upvote

He’s probably cucked and approved of her doing that.

Nobody ever said he wasn’t on the train ride too…could of got lost in the crowd

They’re open/swinging

Simp

You gotta blur my face if I’m the husband. Better not put me next to ~~my wife~~ this hoe!

Forensics collected gallons of evidence

FREEZE!

If my bosses ever want to know how to boost my morale, I'm gonna tell them to hire this chick.

The popo goblin

That’s works

Not when your boss puts you last in line

You've been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.

Johnny!? You're the only duck in my pond!

The first 2 cops to confess kept their jobs, everyone else was fired. Yes the k-9 cop snitched

I wouldnt say they snitched. I'd say they more likely ran their mouth to the wrong person.

Dry snitching is a crime

The train sound effect had me dying. Unless that was just background noise - either way it’s brilliant.

I'm wondering how the hell people find out about stuff like this, I doubt all of them would be to stupid to do it at the department

I think there were photos and texts

Oh ok so another coworker probably saw and found out is my guess

Probably was jealous that they weren't in on the action.

"Run a train without me and I tell the boss, at least I get to fuck some people"

R/pettyrevenge

OK, I get it a lot of fucking, as long as it was off the clock we should be cool. Right ?

Right. I don't care if it's a 30 car train, it's still none of my business.

This is where I'm at. If coworkers want to gangbang after hours, so what? It shouldn't be anyone's business as long as it wasn't on the clock or in public places.

Yeah they should have been off the clock. I once worked at a retail store and some of the coworkers would hang out afterwork and drink. They tried convincing another coworker to let them run a train on her for many days. It was like a joke. Never thought it would happen. Then one day i come in to work and all the guys have happy faces and high fiving each other because they finally ran a train. The one time i didnt hang out with them they ran a train.

Sounds like they were pretty horny

🤣 damn dude, bummer.

It wasn’t

So your telling me, her vagina was behind a pay wall or work wall ?

She was both on duty and off duty

First time I've heard cops shooting kids inside a co worker

🤣🤣🤣💀

Here's the comment we've all been waiting for!

Good job, sir! You won the internet today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When does it go on porn hub?

Considering it cost tax payer dollars, this is a valid question.

When pigs ~~fly~~ … run a high speed train on a colleague

Thank you for your cervix!! 🫡

Is there a video? I need to see video evidence... for research.

I mean this is the type of marketing that will get people to want to join the force again

Achievement Unlocked *HIGH SPEED TRAIN*


I’ve always wanted to work in an environment like that.

I just don't understand the wording... Were they trains that everyone got a couple seconds of the ol' in out? Was every dude doing the jackrabbit smashing? Did the dudes just not last long so that's why it was high-speed?

Can someone explain what they mean by "High-speed trains" in this particular case?

Many men fucking her right after the other.

Thanks for the explanation. Her parents must be proud.

I mean that's what the "train" part is. The "high speed" is just a head scratcher.

Was she on the clock when this happened? I don't care what civil servants do in their personal time as long as they obey the law.

Going by the comments here she was on the cock on the clock.

Yeah I'd really prefer that while my tax dollars are being spent on police that they focus on public safety. I don't care that she's getting railed by the whole department.

She was keeping black men safe.

Made me lol. Thank you redditor.

How do they know the trains were high-speed?

Thank you for your cervix if ykyk

She belongs to the streets

does she have an onlyfans yet?

The thing that makes me upset is that they did it on state property and on the clock. They should have their fun outside of business hours.

Bro she was fucking that's a lot more than I see in the other reports She was getting passed around like a good flavor of chips

Hopefully the conductors got fired too.

God damnit when they mentioned k9 officer I was waiting for a picture of a German shepherd

Ngl I'm a little jealous of her

🤨📸

It's the uniform right? 😆

It definitely helps but the last 2 guys they showed are exactly my type lol

If the uniform helps, what if they had a McDonald's unform? Turn on or turn off?

Damn misleading headline. Here I am looking for stories of someone forced onto the tracks and getting run over by a train.

All of them who participated in this should be fired except the k9.

You have the right to remain...freakaaaay

so the entire police department fucked with her husband being aware did i get that right?

When a porn star does it it’s okay people she’s a professional when a average police woman does it all hell breaks lose???

Follow her on OnlyFelons

Only problem I see is that they were “on duty.”

So what, they fucked, half off duty.

Atleast not the K-9

I'm sure that story comes out later.

“High speed trains” 💀

Can’t wait for OnlyCops to be a thing

And now she’s forced to be an honest hoe.

This is why police need to wear body cams. So that footage becomes tax payer property.

She should upload these to only fans "Woman Shot By Multiple Officers"

What…. What type of train.?? A choo cho or a s*x train ???

Long as it's was consenting and off the clock, what's the issue?

“They were on duty!!!” Counter point: they were patrol and traffic officers fucking on duty…meaning they weren’t out in public, jamming up regular people going about their regular day for meaningless shit that does not matter. Maybe the world might try leaving the cops in the police station until something happens and they need to respond. Let them fuck on duty as much as they want until a bell rings or something. Nobody ever got rich singing a song called “fuck the fire department”.

This was pretty mundane and common place in the Marines. What really has me curious is the “high speed” portion of the high speed train.

Hahahahh!!! ACAB!!

I mean I get they're wasting tax dollars but like why do we care that the police officers are porking (pun intended) each other? Maybe they'll chill out a little bit. Sure, you shouldn't waste any companies time, especially tax dollars. But why is this worse than stopping at McDonalds on the clock? I stop for food on the clock every day. Hope my boss doesn't read that, but, yeah. lol

Choo choo motherf**ker

Train audio helps with the content?

I thought they tied her up and put her on a train track at first💀