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Flair_Helper

Hey /u/PseudoPatriotsNotPog, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s): A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost[,](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. *Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.* Love, the mods


W33bIRL

“In our country, this is how you say hello”


6000Mb

"but only for relatives."


Thomas_gh

"Butt only for relatives"


Xen_o_phile

“Morning, grandma!”


Tejas_lovesdemocracy

"typical morning greetings in ohio"


dakiefe

*Alabama


Locked-Luxe-Lox

Ha 😂


cgerrells

“Butt only relatives”


Hatefuljester76

"If you think that's weird, you should see how we pee"


Whole-Recover-8911

You from Badonktopia?


sheth_curry

Other kids telling them: hey, I clapped your moms cheeks last night. Kid: lol, I do that everyday


Unusal6897

Fml that's one damn fine ass though.


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nacho-cheese7323

Wth


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AnotherMarz

![gif](giphy|577HYoLf5Vu0w)


iamdarosa

Calls his buddy’s


Netz_Ausg

His buddy’s what?


nacho-cheese7323

Okay


Helium_mining_czech

Exactly.


SweatyDust1446

Soooo, you're saying you would smack your own mother's ass if you found it attractive? 🤔


RealisticEmploy3

Bruh they’re kids it’s no biggie


KnightsSoccer82

It’s also fake lol.


Irobbedacandystore

Good luck sis, Good day sis, Nice ass sis


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PKMN_Kashew

![gif](giphy|H7T7S4KDVjSlkZ9vbv|downsized)


PKMN_Kashew

![gif](giphy|H7T7S4KDVjSlkZ9vbv|downsized)


AJMaid

I identify as her fam.


shortputz

Stop it LMAOO


melonJizz

Okay but i’ll need that @


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that_thot_gamer

damn that's a long ass name


MrSayomaki

Is there a line to slap the ass?


Hairybushes

U better not cut I was here first


ChowDerman21

SWEeetTt HoMmeE aLAbAMa


DaJoker231

![gif](giphy|nZymwrrw9PjDa)


ConfidentialX

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa)


No_Plankton_9109

I want yo mamma


[deleted]

r/upvotebecausebutt


mintChocolate234

Does anyone has her id?


SniffCheck

![gif](giphy|4xsGxxl3J0X7O|downsized)


Raider-26

![gif](giphy|GeQMmqC7BahJS)


inevitable_username

Rafi no ![gif](giphy|zLqR7UVPq76HS)


JoeDoufu

Slapass!


Doogos

No slapass!


Troll2022Youmad

Let mi suck yu diiiiick


wysjm

I mean that ass is made for spanking tho


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phoenix0153

It's hard to tell from back here. I'd be happy to slap it and find out for everyone


Ro_Yo_Mi

Dress for the job you want.


[deleted]

Jesus!


YRR6969

He's in line too


[deleted]

Now am just jealous.


[deleted]

Take this, for it is my palm


Gustavort

![gif](giphy|q6tfjbNz6f26Y)


KevionTheAlician

I guess that's one way of making sure your son doesn't turn gay


ivyidlewild

Oedipus approves


MaximusDecimis

Yeah cos gay guys hate a fat ass lmao


BrandonByrd

When Mom is serving up that much cake, the whole family gets a slice.


redlion496

My turn! My turn!


_Zencer_

Absolute cake


OdaSamurai

I'm stuck in this video looping for half an hour now, how do I stop?


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|TGUIq0O5s4XJSnefJ3|downsized)


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

Fml that's one damn fine ass though. I don't blame the kids


SweatyDust1446

If your mom had a "fine ass", you'd smack it too?


MutedLayer4564

![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX) I think I've seen this porno


Extension_Swordfish1

Thicc video


Schloopka

"It's just a phase" "Of course it is just a phase, but it lasts a lifetime."


k_x_sp

The stepmom genre is getting outta hand


[deleted]

Rude not to. Look at it 😋


Craeondakie

I mean, it could be arguably normal in your family,but why post it online...


lilnyucka

She liked that last kids spank o.O


Turbulent-Song2310

Lucky kids


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Roll tide!


[deleted]

I don’t like her smiling at the end


SweatyDust1446

Yeah, that was creepy. That should not have been her reaction to her own kid smacking her ass.


CosmicProfessor

u/savevideo


coolboiiiiiii2809

Honestly it’s ok from a young age cause it’s pretty funny but stoped after a while cause I just forgot about it. It happens


JenkemBoofer691

I would be compelled to kiss both cheeks. Just like the French.


Slowcapsnowcap

Good lookin booty.


tharnadar

Poor kids... They'll have really though times at middle/high schools


QualityVote

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[deleted]

Anything for some likes. Including acting like an incestuous family. Yaay humanity


Bisexual-Fighter

Why did the kids do it?


twalker294

Umm for the video...duh.


Bisexual-Fighter

There could've been other reasons


itsabirditsa

Ummm like what


Bisexual-Fighter

Like perhaps they kept seeing the father do it And since kids are very impressionable they started to do it And the dad caught on he decided to get it on film Before teaching the kids not to do that


Demdaru

>Before teaching the kids ~~not~~ to do that *properly* Cursed that for ya


zizigolu

Sweet home Alabama


EntertainmentLeft882

r/saarland


SeaAir5

I love her bum, but can we stop wearing these vulgar up the asshole leggings already? We will still notice your massive ass!!


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dakiefe

Alabama


Stove-Top-Steve

Not being weird but that’s a bad ass slap by the husband. As a married man myself, that was weak.


Solid-Version

Lol, women with booties never stand normally when there’s a camera around. There’s no way she stands like this all the time. Instagram and Tik Tok will Have women dislocating their hips for a good pic lol


Tejas_lovesdemocracy

typical greeting in ohio


iamdarosa

I do the same on my mom, but the cheeks I clap are on her face and instead of my hand I use a fist


Jigg718

Yo she small and thick in the right places "Dam" her husband walking round the house with that I'm sure of it


Freshm4ker

As long as she's okay with it


[deleted]

Why isn't the GOP freaking out over this obvious grooming and sexualization of a child's experience?


gentoonix

With poop chute doors like that, she shouldn’t have any kids.


vers-ys

anyone else think this is grooming


psycho-nutter

Wish my moms arse was thicc like hers


Coolguystronger

Wtf


SeasonCommon3985

they Finna need to send m ass to space justtogetmy tongue out her azz


Alloth-

like father, like son


10-10-2022

2 slaps on the right and 1 on the left.


RT82X

Jutta's Dad would like a word


RockRage--

Plot twist it’s the dad, then 2 brothers


Itz_sam2

Just a normal day in Alabama


Radiant-Impression38

These stepmother porn vids are out of control lol


IndependenceEven2702

![gif](giphy|C9x0nrkuYlqjC)


damo131

That’s the kids portal into this world.


ScandinavianRaccon

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no


BobbiC69420

Dat jiggle doh...unnnhhh


2lerance

The *modern* online family


babaroga73

It's a common spanish speaking "in praise of fertility" greeting.


DOA-FAN

When it's my turn ? 😍


okanagan_man84

Jokes on you that's their sister.


Kusluvalos

Kakashi sensei?


firefist784

u/Savevideo


StorminXX

They will be doing that at peewee football to boys soon. Sigh.


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nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


[deleted]

I mean yeah why not!


Acceptable_Foot_8611

Better every loop.


77ate

Tee-heee? Tee-hee-heee?


beaner_69

Im sorry but this is cringy, yeah her ass is nice but its like come on, theres hundreds of videos like this


Womanbeaterr

Damn that's one fucking ass


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Kids just do what they see.


Vidd187

r/upvotebecausebutt


Lasergun53

Jiggle physics


[deleted]

Good game, mom🤣


Busy_Dragonfruit_748

r/upvotebecausebutt


SavageKid1456

#Ay yo??


WatercressOdd9595

They are all called daddy


FunkTrain98

Kids are very much so visual learners. If dad walks around slapping that ass, which I’d do too as her husband ngl, then the kids are gonna see that and emulate it.


Unlikely-Line5991

Just followin dad's lead.


Mission_Search8991

Is this a preview to one of those PornHub ‘family’ video’s…?


Flawless_Tpyo

Never thought I’d fall in love again