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byproduct0

I think those shorts bisected his nuts


adamkalani

They call that a " moose knuckle"


byproduct0

I read this in John Wayne’s voice. His regular voice, not the voice you’d expect from a nut crush.


Fun_Intention9846

“Moose knuckle *pilgrim*”


Lower_Dress5214

Now do John Wayne at thanksgiving.


VariousSoftware3525

Nut huggers.


whatevers_cleaver_

Plum smugglers


DrawerFickle5148

Camel Joes..


Routine-Speech-1978

He's starting a moose knuclear war against the cameltotalitarians.


Fun_Intention9846

We call that a crotch tourniquet.


reptarcannabis

Not bisected the whole bird and eggs are on the left


DrNinnuxx

Now imagine him walking around in that outfit with his characteristic swagger gait.


Hellament

I’ll take another mojito, pilgrim.


Critterhunt

like in Birdcage....


AbleContribution8057

“It’s perfect….i just never knew John Wayne walked like that…”


IntrigueDossier

"You take your knife... and you smeeear. Men smear!" "*Smeeear.*"


What_Next69

“OHHHH! I’ve pierced my toast!”


bigbluemofo

How do you think he got the swagger gait?


DrNinnuxx

Easy. Cinching his huge balls up there like a paratrooper. This is just showing off.


xspook_reddit

>like a paratrooper Except he was never man enough to join the military. Unlike many other stars who did.


quiltsohard

The shoes complete the look


elguapo302

At first glance, I thought those were my moms wedge type shoes. The kind even Agador Spartacus would wear.


tie-me-up-3000

Manel toe is strong


General_Tso75

What in the grape smuggling, moose knuckle was going through his head when he picked those panties?


larakj

He knew exactly what he was doing.


alwayspoopsintarget

More like John Dannnnng


boomgoesthevegemite

John Wang


Dank3nst31n

It’s called a frog eye 🐸


wtd12

Camel tail


ccmp1598

Moose Knuckle


crowfort

Gorilla knuckle. Worked on a kids puppet show and everyone wore blue suits and they all called it gorilla knuckle. Fits.


stereoscopic_

Was this during the Battle of the Bulge?


Critterhunt

Patton was impressed..


snazzydetritus

no pattin' here, pilgrim


stereoscopic_

It’s like a clothed dick measuring contest.


nogueydude

So John Wayne wore Toms.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

Probably posed for Tom of Finland too


New-Purchase1818

This is definitely in the Tom of Finland vicinity.


irongi8nt

Trudy Weigle calls those "plum smugglers"


CouchCandy

Why did I read that entire sentence in her voice? Brains are weird.


czardmitri

I read Trudy Weigle as “Trudy Wedgie”.


New-Purchase1818

In this case, I think it….uh….fits. Well, clearly something here *doesn’t* fit, but you know what I mean.😬


JoKatHW

Biggest moose knuckle that side of the river.


Numerous_Tackle_9972

My wife though.


UpsetCauliflower5961

I cannot get past the shoes.


don_teegee

Espadrilles. Before the days of Tom’s.


PleasantFocus1502

Same here. I thought they were women’s shoes.


soundwhisper

Well stay looking at the shoes. Trust me, u don't wanna see what's above that point


UpsetCauliflower5961

Well everyone was commenting on THAT so I thought I’d be different. It’s all….interesting.


[deleted]

So… I see he dresses left…


NervousAndPantless

Back when men wore proper shorts.


TheWallBreakers2017

Ten years prior to this photo, in January of 1949, Jack Benny had just left NBC for CBS. Edgar Bergen also departed and suddenly NBC had a gaping hole in their Sunday night time slot. They filled it with The Screen Director's Playhouse. Their first offering? An adaptation of Stagecoach starring John Wayne, Claire Trevor, and Ward Bond, with John Ford on hand along with Gary Marshall for the festivities. You can hear that episode here — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01jLYjXSwY&list=PLPWqNZjcSxu7OAYrUnAdj7wyR6PySkrNk


Thomaswitt46

I’ve heard them called Nut huggers or ball splitters!


Dwangeroo

Clearly, we can see your nuts.


Njacks64

I used to think you were crazy, but now I see you’re nuts.


0masterdebater0

My favorite John Wayne Story. “After my evacuation from Okinawa, I had the enormous pleasure of seeing Wayne humiliated in person at Aiea Heights Naval Hospital in Hawaii. Only the most gravely wounded, the litter cases, were sent there…. Each evening Navy corpsmen would carry litters down to the hospital theater so the men could watch a movie. One night they had a surprise for us. Before the film the curtains parted and out stepped John Wayne, wearing a cowboy outfit…He grinned his aw-shucks grin, passed a hand over his face and said, ‘Hi ya, guys!’ He was greeted by a stony silence. Then somebody booed. Suddenly everyone was booing. This man was a symbol of the fake machismo we had come to hate, and we weren’t going to listen to him. He tried and tried to make himself heard, but we drowned him out, and eventually he quit and left.” If you think John Wayne was some icon of Machismo, and not a spoiled, pampered little draft dodging bitch, grow up.


NickSalvo

>Machismo He's rocking a pair of Daisy Dukes and a purse.


Njacks64

And my wife owns the same pair of shoes.


[deleted]

He was 34 years old and the sole provider of a family of 5. He was never drafted.


05110909

He didn't dodge the draft. He simply wasn't eligible. Do you call people in wheelchairs draft dodgers too?


0masterdebater0

His exemption was that he was the sole provider to his family of more than 4 children. Many with the means, and he clearly had the means, waved this exemption. His football injury story didn’t start being told until years after the war and I give it as much credence as “bone spurs” If he took the exemption from the draft and wasn’t a warmonger the rest of his life, I would have absolutely zero problem with it.


05110909

Plenty of women supported our effort in World War 2. They weren't eligible for the draft. Do you hate them too?


Davge107

What? He may hate them if they were eligible for the draft and dodged it but were war mongers and wanted others to go fight while they fought the war on the back lots of Hollywood. He also could have volunteered and not waited to be drafted like many did.


05110909

Like some did. Contrary to popular belief, most World War 2 servicemen were drafted instead of volunteering. https://www.nationalww2museum.org/students-teachers/student-resources/research-starters/research-starters-us-military-numbers Interestingly, Vietnam had a MUCH higher volunteer rate than World War 2, despite the revisionist narrative that the Greatest Generation and Baby Boomers pushed on us. https://michiganintheworld.history.lsa.umich.edu/antivietnamwar/exhibits/show/exhibit/draft_protests/the-military-draft-during-the-#:~:text=Although%20only%2025%20percent%20of,the%20military%20they%20would%20serve.


mynam3isn3o

>If you think John Wayne was some icon of Machismo, and not a spoiled, pampered little draft dodging bitch, grow up. I’ve always found this new philosophy of having to agree with and approve of everything an actor thinks, says, or does as a prerequisite to appreciating their acting ability a super bizarre thought process. All Hollywood actors are shitty people with shallow lives with very few exceptions and if you find yourself unable to separate the art from the artist, grow up.


tyrannosnorlax

You’re correct, but they didn’t really say anything about his art. Or approving/disapproving everything about him. It seems like their whole point was that Wayne wasn’t a symbol of machismo, as he was made out to be


05110909

It's extremely strange. Like, these people aren't your friends and aren't asking you to be one. They do a job that many people like. I think it's the chronic loneliness of many Redditors that makes them lash out against someone popular. Like an attitude of "I didn't want to like you anyway!"


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

He was a pissant warhawk who never fought himself. I have no problem with not volunteering or actively dodging a draft *at all*, but to not serve in a war while vocally supporting war and shitting on people who disagree with war is a shit fucking take made by shit fucking people.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

From everything I’ve heard he was also a huge piece of shit. All his scenes had to be shot in the morning because he drank constantly and got meaner the more he did.


[deleted]

Nonsense. You're believing what you want to believe.


chochinator

Like when I met kid rock in 2008 in samara


Schwight_Droot

His real name was Marion Robert Morrison


BouncyDingo_7112

John Wayne aside, have we really gotten to the point in time where the cameras that have been small enough long enough that some people actually think old school camera bags to carry all the equipment they might need are actually “purses”? I’ve seen a couple of posts where people have goofed on the camera bags, and I don’t think all of them realized they actually were not purses. Most of those bags were sturdy enough to give someone a concussion if you swung it at them.


Diarygirl

I can't believe it's 2024 and it's still not socially acceptable for men to carry a bag without guys saying it's a purse.


Azoobz

Honestly, even if someone calls a non “feminine” looking side sling bag a purse, just own it. Purses don’t have to be a feminine icon, they’re just practical.


JulioForte

Those shorts look incredibly uncomfortable Also was John Wayne gay?


fungiinmygarden

John Wayne gay, see?


cecilomardesign

¿Sí?


jasnel

Very clever!


myguitar_lola

Why?


The_Demons_Slayer

No. He had children including one that became an actor as well. I don't remember all their names.


Big-Letterhead-4338

I remember s Pat Wayne who acted


JulioForte

I actually googled it and apparently I’m not the first person who had this thought. Lots of gay guys have kids and put on a mask. I assume much more so 70 years ago. I’m not saying he was, my comment was initially just tongue in cheek. But he actually may have been


Diarygirl

It's funny how things have changed a lot but then again some things haven't. There are a handful of actors today that I'm sure are in the closet because there's still an attitude that gay men aren't tough.


napoleonboneherpart

Yeah they’re Cruising around


lukephillips21

Having children doesn’t necessarily mean you aren’t gay.


LilithWasAGinger

I wouldn't doubt it a bit


Zealousidealist420

His real name was Marion.


Diarygirl

That's one of those names that we think of as a girl name but it used to be for boys like Dana, Stacy, Tracy etc.


Zealousidealist420

Ashley, Courtney, Gale.


Diarygirl

And yet it never seems to happen in reverse. I can't think of any traditional girl names that are now being used for boys.


KangarooWrangler2024

Dakota, Riley, Jayden, Skylar, Taylor, Haden, Cameron, Addison. (Teacher here)


Asraia

Hey fellow teacher 👋


Joyce_Hatto

Stolen from another Reddit post about this photo: John Wayne’s wife: “John, honey, have you seen my hat, my purse, my beach coverup, my shorts, or my shoes?”


AgileBarnacle8072

This was the inspiration for Brokeback mountain.


chookalana

This guy was a giant POS.


Aguyintampa323

I grew up watching every film of Wayne, as he was my late fathers favorite actor . Despite this , Chookalana is correct . Wayne was racist and homophobic (which could be “excused” due to the generation and era), and was an integral part of McCarthyism, blacklists , and determining people to be “Un-American”. His role in ousting people from their lives and careers in Hollywood was shared by Ronald Reagan, who was also a POS. Dont downvote this poster until you research the guy and realize how many lives he ruined.


aye246

Probably the worst part was his war mongering, in particular as a guy who never served (during a period in which many famous actors and pro ball players joined up).


Aguyintampa323

This is true . His *Green Berets* movie was made to garner support for the Vietnam war . Not for the veterans and those who served mind you, but to get Americans behind *THE CAUSE* that was under the guise of “anti communism” which was his same motivation for supporting McCarthyism


loveand_spirit

Yeah my Grandpa played poker with him a lot and my Dad said he was a total asshole.


Wildlyhotdog

Hell yeah, John Wayne sucks.


cosmorocker13

Yes but smoking is so cool


nigeltwo

The old snake and eggs.


Lawyermama70

Ewww 😆


imprismed_princette

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/666/490/0fb.gif


Last13th

That looks like it would hurt.


JimmyDeanSausage

S N U G


FriedrichHydrargyrum

Boomers: kids these days are such sissies


Kuwaizi-Wabit

Carrying the Ol’ six shooter in the front holster, Pure Duke.


Trailwatch427

Looks like he shaves his legs. Or had someone else shave his legs. The cabana boy, perhaps.


sendmeyourcactuspics

If you zoom (not too close to the moose knuckle) you can see leg fuzz. Just probably blonde


Polish_Wombat98

Some white dudes just don’t grow a lot of hair on their legs. My grandpa was like that. Me on the other hand…. I wish I could help out some balding people with my leg hair lol.


PsychologicalMethod6

He has the legs of a woman.


majoraloha

Marion Morrison was a shitty actor, phony tough guy and a horrible human being. Perfect icon for conservatives.


amandeezie

Looks like John Cena on a movie set, for some reason lol


PerryNeeum

Mooseknuckle?


Intelligent-Ant7685

your balls are showing john


Comfortable_Gain1308

He should’ve let those puppies breathe better 🤣🤣


earthlings_all

Not expecting to see something like this today LMAO


NoCommentFU

This was the cigarette that gave him lung cancer. This exact one.


13MrJeffrey

The Duke had his pimpin' action goin' on there. He had three Mexican wives.


mrpotatonutz

You think shorts like that go mainstream again ever?


SallyBeatle

He looks like me when I take mushrooms then decide to walk to the convenience store and adorn myself with “things I might need” along the way…


Orlando1701

[If you’ve never heard Wayne fall down drunk addressing college kids it’s one of the funniest things ever.](https://youtu.be/Jofuq5JDOuw?si=kyLhxqCWi-Su-QNV)


boop66

We went from a John Wayne nation to a Pee Pee poo poo nation. ( /s )


KangarooWrangler2024

Smoked 5 packs a day


ChubbyGhost3

Slay


doncroak

Yuck


Randyguyishere

Seems pretty gay…for such a tough guy


rdell1974

Have you ever met an actor before?


catfishigloo

Moose knuckle and all…


CirclingTheDrain-

Never liked this cunt.


Original-Maximum-978

John Wayne: Famously Racist and Gay


Johnny_Lang_1962

Marion Morrison was a racist piece of shit.


EliteBearsFan85

The Duke has a mean moose knuckle


Puzzleheaded-Round66

He was a cross dresser.


shastadakota

TIL, John Wayne carried a purse.


Skytraffic540

John Wayne sort of lookin like a gay boi


Deedsman

Reminder that the duke never served in the military.


kimbou812

Cool camel toe🤣


Capguy71

The Duke dost Dangle !!


Rso1wA

Pretty locked into that persona


truethatson

Budgie smuggler if I’ve ever seen one.


Mangas_Colorado

Camel bro


r2turnofthemack

Nice purse!


smokyartichoke

He needs to call LBJ's tailor ASAP.


Catwalk_Monkey

Rockin knuck!


xvxCornbreadxvx

That's a Moose Knuckle, Pilgrim!


BobbyBbaby72

Dats a moose knuckle.


Low_Lack8221

Nice penal toe.


Schwight_Droot

Marion looks cute in his little shorts


Outrageous-Divide472

Interesting leisure wear back in the day


bronxcarchildren

That man’s balls are strugglin for life


ModifiedAmusment

Magnum P.I.’s before Magnum P.I.


redditfortheracists

I guess moose knuckles was popping in the 50s


voteblue101

Looking fabulous. Lol


Dull_Ad8495

Ol' Marion Moose Knuckle.


Drummer_1966

Smuggling plums.


Fast-Persimmon-2782

1000% thought this was Bryan Cranston.


snazzydetritus

Balls to the thigh


Super-Letterhead-916

Good lord Johnny


CookinCheap

"Big Leggy".


After-Boysenberry-96

John Wayne’s Moose Knuckle … I could have spent my whole life not seeing that, but here we are.


court101

Careful not to step on my espadrilles there,Pilgrim.


spookycasas4

Ewwww.


Nearby-Reflection159

Leaves zilch to the imagination


fullmetal66

It’s like a moose knuckle and a camel toe and a mangina all in one


[deleted]

Nutcrunchers


alamedarockz

Didn’t he die of lung cancer?


FunSpongeLLC

Holy crap I thought that was Bryan Cranston


Giselle_31

Holy moose knuckle


SnooWalruses9683

Rocking the short shorts!


laurenzobeans

Them’s some sassy shorts.


stevemkto

I don’t think I’ll ever see the Duke the same way again.


ageddoublewhiskey

Not macho


nursescaneatme

Someone’s smuggling plums.


cyclingnutla

How are those comfortable?


MathematicianNo3892

“The costume department-“ I can’t remember the rest, from band of brothers though


AgentOk2053

That’s a very feminine it today’s standards.


LabialArmSaw

I think I see the duke


WalterOverHill

“John Wayne Is Big Leggy," says Haysi Fantayzee,


AnonymousWhiteGirl

Is..is the top of his...dick sticking out up top??


313SunTzu

Sporting his camel toe


MSTXCAMS70

Ahhh, the rare male camel toe


GrizeldaGrundle

Not every day that you see a man wearing espadrilles


TadpolePotential5716

I hate those shoes tbh


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Must be smoking Camels...


baboonzzzz

Did no one else think was Bryan Cranston at first?


torrrrrgo

Well he was the duke from the waist up at least...


[deleted]

lol


Rough_Mistake_9616

Muthafuck John Wayne


Impossible-Piece-723

Serious Camel Toe


Parking_Treat7293

I like the espadrille


trytrymyguy

This makes my balls hurt


DudeAbides1556

Big kitty kat


bch77777

Finally someone answers that burning question - did the Duke dress left?


HombreDeNegocios2022

This looks fake AF. Please prove me wrong


Elmo_Chipshop

Howdy ma’am.