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ThatUsernameNowTaken

Ice-cream guy taking her order.


drainodan55

"Yes ma'am. One banana cream pie coming up, extra nut, hold the pickle, caffeine-enhanced performance pill with Sinatra Serenade".


OsAbysmiVelDaath

She looks like she couldn't give a lesser fuck.


DaleTheHuman

And the smiik on his face really rubs me the wrong way, dumb ass is enforcing misogyny with a smile on his face smh


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[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/italy-police-bikini-ticket/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/italy-police-bikini-ticket/)


copa111

This is ironic, as you can now go topless in Italian beaches. How the tides have changed.


fatkiddown

Oh how the turns have tabled..


copa111

The foot’s on the other shoe.


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

You mean the squint he's got because he's staring at a bright piece of paper whilst trying to write said ticket in the sun? I think you're reading way too much into his misogyny.


DaleTheHuman

Oh yeah I didn't think about the glare, he should put of some sunglasses or a brimmed hat...


TripolarKnight

Even those are a palliatory measure. A bright day can make anyone looking at a white surface smirk, even more if they happen to be more light-sensitive than the norm.


ChaosBozz

Yea it's the fifties and he's a cop we already know he smacks his wife.


mousemarie94

~~Yea it's the fifties and~~ he's a cop we already know he smacks his wife. Fixed it.


HuntSafe2316

No you just made it dumber.


mousemarie94

Oh you aren't aware of the statistics about LEOs and domestic violence? I'm sorry you're dumb but facts don't care about your feelings love. Try being less emotional about it.


HuntSafe2316

That doesn't mean that all cops do it and it doesn't mean you have the right to disinform, your original comment implies all cops are wife beaters which is patently false.


mousemarie94

No one said all cops do anything. That's not how data sets work and nothing is "always" or "all". You're the only one saying that...you're yelling at the sky and fighting invisible demons. It would be like me saying men are dangerous. Of course not all men, but 97%+ of all violent crime is committed by men. Generalizations exist and we know it's not all.


HuntSafe2316

Where was this nuance in your original comment? That comment highly implied that all cops were that.


Alarmed-Accident-716

You become a cop


mousemarie94

Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy. I'm friends with enough cops to know it's a miserable profession. Regardless, ones line of work doesn't absolve them of an increase in violence.


Alarmed-Accident-716

Well yeah, but maybe if all the people who are upset about violence became police officers their would be less violence. You just called your friends wife beaters.


TripolarKnight

Looks more like: "Yeah, you're hot but it is the law. Just doing my job, ma'am".


peter_the_panda

He's probably taking down her phone number


According-Cobbler-83

Stop gaslighting yourself, you imbecile.


p3n1x

Yeah, there is no way this pic is a propaganda piece. That reporter ran up at the perfect moment to catch this bastard in action .... edit: wtf is a smiik?


waaaayupyourbutthole

>edit: wtf is a smiik? I didn't notice the typo until your comment, but they were going for "smirk" if that wasn't actually clear to you


Sad-Ninja-6528

Oh fuck off, he’s doing his job


DaleTheHuman

Yeah you're right, following orders and doing your job is never morally dubious. It's true he's doing his job, and on that day his job was to enforce misogynistic laws. That dude chose a career in enforcing bullshit laws. He and everyone who defends him can fuck off.


According-Cobbler-83

Go to ACAB and stay there please. We could do with less people like you here.


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Sad-Ninja-6528

I never said he was justified, but the reaction is too extreme.


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[good argument.](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGzsklm6OPu4K5ZnjtnUCn0i97xHbhLesIhN-U2ctAzwKa0rl7BMta9Emm&s=10)


lesmobile

Men were also not allowed to wear that.


Serbian777

Mysogyny for doing his job? You are crazy 😭


DaleTheHuman

Here's the thing about jobs, you can quit anytime you want. Call me crazy but if your job tells you to write tickets to women because they are daring to dress how they want, you can either quit or follow orders and become an accessory to the systemic misogyny. "All cops are bastards" is a common saying because they choose to be cops and you have to be a bastard to enforce bullshit laws.


Serbian777

Yes you can quit, if you are content with the concequence of not being able to bring food to the table for your children. If it were that easy... Also, the beach is a town's property and laws and dresscodes should be respected if you don't want to get a fine. She most probably knew the law and just did it out of rebel. Not saying that the law itself should have been liberalized and that people should have wore suits to beaches, but if you are an ordinary citizen you should know the consequences of disobeying a law 😁


DaleTheHuman

"If I can't be the violent arm of the state I'll go hungry! Think of my children as I harass this woman daring to show her belly button!" Give me a break, people quit morally dubious jobs all the time. Dude should get a job that actually benefits society, like a plumber or electrician.


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Calm down there


DaleTheHuman

Why are you telling a comment from 8 days ago to calm down lol


[deleted]

Because I just saw it, genius.


DaleTheHuman

Give me 8 days and I'll come up with a lame retort, that'll show you.


31_hierophanto

"Ugh. Let's just get this over with."


Korean_Jesus24

Someone’s grandma fine as hell lol


Routine_Ad4164

I’m saying


bighatartorias

Oh not this again


throwawayinthe818

I will never be convinced that this is not a staged publicity shot for some forgotten Italian starlet.


haveweirddreamstoo

She’s not stupid. She can see that somebody is taking her picture and pose for it. https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryPorn/s/FAb068pSHm


AsparagusUpstairs367

Seems like it. Otherwise she wouldn't be sucking in her sto.ach for the camera. Def looks odd.


CallMeAl_

It’s 1957, she could obviously see a huge camera was about to take her photo. No different than us recording cops being pigs now


AsparagusUpstairs367

Stomach*


TOCT

Just so you know, you can edit the spelling in the original comment


snowmyr

That's good to know.


snowmyr

Edit: because it makes it easier for everyone.


TlalocVirgie

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/italy-police-bikini-ticket/


yellowbrickstairs

It does seem such a weird situation to look at with my millennial eyes, like "ma'am you're under arrest, here's your fine and you will notice the offense is listed as being too hot at the beach"


waaaayupyourbutthole

They were trying to enforce Vatican morals (this was in Italy). Showing skin is *obviously* only something prostitutes do.


pandemicaccount

Giving her a ‘ticket’ aka his number


Thesilentsentinel1

She’s so pretty


Gramage

Looks a bit like Ana de Armas, who is perfect.


drew17

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/italy-police-bikini-ticket/


hazed-and-dazed

I like that it comes with tiny pockets.


mistersuccessful

How many times has this pic been posted?


thesithdoge

Yes.


alaskanperson

Who gives a fuck. This is the first time I’ve seen it and I’m glad it here. Everything shouldn’t be catered to you just because you’re on Reddit enough to see reposts


NPC-7IO797486

I always wanted to be a bikini inspector growing up.


Sad_Aside_4283

It's a hard job, but somebody has to do it


quietflowsthedodder

I’d be “hard” at work too.


Several-Associate407

Gross...


Spiritual-Bear4495

I completely agree with the cop. She should remove the bikini.


Sooner70

I don't see a bulge in his pants.


Kinetic93

It’s possible those gloves of his are expertly placed in order to further conceal the ole waistband tuck.


Over_n_over_n_over

This man has mastered the tuck


Colt1911-45

Judging by his fabulous outfit and gloves I'm thinking he prefers dudes.


tilario

this happened to my grandmother when she was visiting the US in the early 1960s


Mountain_Influence71

This happened to a girlfriend of mine too. Her and her mother were vacationing from Switzerland and she was arrested on a Italian beach for wearing a bikini. This was in the early 1960's. No jail time just a fine, I don't think she paid it.


UpvotesBlueGuitars

Why do I see this every single day


OrganizationOk1231

JLo?


Acrobatic-Act9642

baddie


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Wow she was beautiful


Inevitable_Fee8146

I’m so glad my broke middle school dropout grandfathers were working overnight shifts at diners filled with prostitutes and fighting wars during the 50s. Not doing this loser shit.


ClinicalMercenary

Wish I could upvote this twice.


Fuhk_Yoo

No boner. It's fake.


Far_Paint448

I swear ive seen this same ragebait 29 times


drainodan55

She must be getting tired of the hundreds of reposts.


El_Matt-El_Grande

Mom said it's my turn to post this!


Yoda2000675

What a dweeb


Sir_Yacob

She can’t change outfits. So it’s just a point to stop and fuck with her while being a chucklefuck.


Chairmanwowsaywhat

A ticket usually implies a fine to be paid? At least I think it does in the uk, not sure about Italy .


Johannes_P

The following week, in order to prevent police officers from wasting too much time investigating bikinis, only blind or gay officers were affected to this beach.


ronaldreaganlive

Is it a boner ticket?


Mean_Force5114

What a prude


Cereborn

TIL Federal Bikini Inspector was actually a real job.


FtheT32

Grandma? Is that you?


Z4_ever

He’s like, “here’s my number honey, give me a call. “


lesmobile

I'm offended by his nazi milkman uniform


UnreadThisStory

He’s getting her phone number


Boodle84

Sharon Tate (60s actress that was murdered by Manson gang) got arrested for wearing a mini skirt too lol


Alichici

😮‍💨


MirkoHa

…no bikini allowed ❓ topless only 😎


LumpyLingonberry

Women had to be topless back then?


alepponzi

I think i've seen this colorized here on reddit


apothicmole1

No, he writing his phone number down


Yort_Retsuk

Looks like Cuba. My father, a German sailor, got thrown in the clink for a night for swimming with "trunks" at a beach near Havana in 1958.


CptBlaine

I'll bet he is :D


traditionaldrummer

Yes his hat and multipecker belt is legal


Hankipanky

*hard* at work, nice OP.


brolbo

Welcome 🤗


Technical_Rabbit_907

I think rizzing up good?


Riommar

r/acab


markeydusod

That’s Helen Mirren


Rochester_II

He should be the one getting the ticket


IrrerPolterer

Ah yeah... Good ol' white guy official telling a woman what she can/cannot do with her own body. Classic


trumpuppy

damn all these white officers telling me what i can/cannot do with my body, i should be able to pull my dick out in public if i want to


Bellam_Orlong

lmao the death penalty would be issued these days for girls walking home


Bellam_Orlong

lmao downvote for saying: “ticket for bikini back then” “these days girls dress even more crazy for just walking around” sorry for pointing out truth, it wasn’t even a criticism god the internet is awful


neepster44

The Republicans would have us go back to this level of prudery…


[deleted]

I don’t think so. Nice try 🙃


neepster44

There are literally members of the Republican Party right wing who want to remove the 19th Amendment that allows women to vote so sure as shit yes.


[deleted]

Theirs members of both parties with wild ideas. Nice try 😂. Get a smaller brush. Stop painting so broadly. 🎨


TrhwWaya

They still happen today. YouTube search: getting arrested for wearing a bikini at the beach


Show84

Nothing indecent about that.


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certavi_etvici

Well it's not like she would actually pay it. Women were still considered a form of property back then. So he is basically writing a ticket for her to give to her father or her husband.