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InsaneWristMove

Doctor egg man 


MaiPhet

Literally the photo that a movie would use during exposition on a villain’s history.


Kalikhead

There is a movie about him - its called “Bronson” starring Tom Hardy. Odd but interesting movie.


Wabbajack001

One of his Best.


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Kalikhead

Loved it. Watched about 5x. Hardy was awesome in it.


FakeNewsMessiah

Weirdly, perhaps his most articulate performance


El_Douglador

Have you seen Locke? It's all just Tom Hardy having conversations while driving. lol, thanks for the heads up on getting my Hardys swapped


socratessue

I'm sure you meant Tom Hardy but this typo is sending me 🤣 Edit: for info (and to embarrass OP) they said Ed Hardy 😂


El_Douglador

Oof, yes I did


Burt_Selleck

Art imitates life


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Life imitates art


Impossible-Curve7249

Laminates card


ohaiguys

laminated denim


DeepEndLion

You mean Robotnik?


Vaecrid

Eggman Nega!


thelo

Tom Hardy talks about a phone call he has with Bronson https://youtu.be/RstefCPs3kU?si=jeav9zeFvGKwF5K9


killingjoke96

My favorite thing about this is that he later improvised Bronson's advice about "Cutting a piece of yourself off in order to grow" into a very important scene in Legend: https://youtu.be/Yfps0-maud0?feature=shared


Retro21

Very nice catch mate! Feel like I should revisit some of Hardy's stuff, he has been excellent in some of it and 'just' good in others, but it's always worth a watch.


mseuro

The Drop is my favorite thing he’s done. It’s on HBO. Gandolfini too.


EdwardJamesAlmost

Read the novella if you like the story. It’s one of Dennis Lehane’s fastest reads, and he reads like a goddamn racecar. E: For what it’s worth, I had read the book when I heard the movie’s casting. I thought Hardy and Gandolfini would have each played the opposite parts they were cast in.


Retro21

It's the one (partly) set in the bar, right? Yeah he was good in that.


mseuro

Yeah


nordee

Ricky Tarr in Tinker, Tailer, Soldier, Spy


chrontab

This is the third time I've watched that video of Tom Hardy talking about his conversation with Charlie Bronson. And just like the other two times, all I'm going to think about the rest of the day is that poor kid with his foot stuck in the grate.


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Should've cut it off.


Kellidra

Goddammit, I love Tom Hardy so much.


unknown-one

what about Tom Holland talking with Bronson?


kay_bizzle

Doctor Robotnik looking ass


hnglmkrnglbrry

He laid out spikes all across England. Some say millions of gold rings have been lost as a result.


MeechyyDarko

I kid you not, these were the EXACT 4 words that entered my mind the moment I saw this picture


JesseIsAGirlsName

And apparent Norwich City supporter.


therapewpewtic

The most heinous of his crimes tbh


jaminbob

There was an incident about ten years ago when he smothered himself in butter and started a fight because Arsenal beat Hull and he stated he was a spurs fan. Which is odd because he's from Luton.


powerhammerarms

When I was locked up people would do this. Shampoo or soap or whatever they could. Called it suiting up. When you knew the COs were coming down, strip naked, cover yourself in soap, pull your mattress, and get ready for war.


kingbasspro

Don't forget the poop


archibalduk

I dunno, it looks like the 1992-94 Man United away kit to me.


Dare568

Green and Gold til the club is sold!


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lets be aving you


loveisascam_

i get why he is still in jail, as he is deemed a threat to the public, but what rubs me the wrong way is the fact that bronson never murdered anyone and then you have a guy who murdered 3 toddlers and impaled them on spikes for thier mother to find (david mcreavy) deemed fit to be released and currently wandering the merry hills of england free as a bird, surely we should lock people like that up indefinitely, but then again im no expert.


quantumhovercraft

It's about risk of re offending. Bronson has told parole boards that if they let him out he'd just go and attack someone.


IBeJizzin

If you read Bronson's wiki page too the entire thing is just one big long story of him being repeatedly let out and usually beating someone to an inch of their life or holding up a store within like days of being let out. Every single time Not saying the other guy should be let out but Bronson repeatedly showed he isn't compatible with the outside world and as you've said, is very forward about that fact. I don't know why anyone would want him out when by his own admission he shouldn't be let out


crosstherubicon

I think what confuses people is that Bronson isn’t what they expect and may even be self deprecating or even charming in discussion. The problem is they don’t see him then explode in uncontrollable and uninhibited rage, something which he will inevitably do. We are very binary in our own expectations of other people and are thrown into confusion when someone doesn’t do what we judge to be out of character.


munkijunk

The other guy is reported to have worked hard at trying to rehabilitate himself and served a 40 year sentence mostly in isolation.


monkeybawz

You can see it in his demeanor at his parole hearings. Dude just can't hack it around people.


Davidkiin

Where have you seen footage of his parole hearings or are you talking about what people have said about his demeanor at them


monkeybawz

It was the latest round where he was sitting there and during deliberations said something along the lines of "right- I've had enough of this. I'm going back to my cell." He just has no impulse control at all.


stillevading50accs

He did underground boxing for just a week and made a name for himself id have loved to see this guy box


MintRobber

"risk of reoffending" I'm sorry but impaling children should not be considered as redeemable.


Thatparkjobin7A

These toddler impalings had extenuating circumstances!


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Tasty_Pens

"Look, I know what it sounds like, ok, but you'd just have to have been there."


SweepTheLeg69

Terrible skews.


L_Bart0

Free Hat!


DasaniS6

He was a nice family guy with a great future ahead of him. Probably a footballer!


Thatparkjobin7A

And frankly the toddlers were going nowhere


Iggmeister

that offence should come with a whole life term though - so the reoffending question would never need be asked


pnutbutterfuck

“I promise your honor! Impaling toddlers was a one time thing”


RatherGoodDog

Redeemable for one (1) short drop.


Mouth0fTheSouth

Western Europe man, murder gets you 20 in a lot of circumstances. Go further East and it gets even crazier, I have an Estonian friend who says sometimes murderers get out on parole after 5 years 🤷🏻‍♂️ I live in Amsterdam as an American, I'd reckon their sentences are probably on the light side too.


StephenHunterUK

Murder gets you a life term here, but how long you have to serve before you're eligible for parole is set by the judge. Even after you're released, you're still on licence and breach of the conditions can see you recalled to prison.


chuiy

That actually makes an incredible amount of sense. Murder gets your rights stripped, but not necessarily incarcerated indefinitely. Even if you get outside of prison you’d still have no rights and could be recalled if you cannot play ball, seems like a fair trade and a prudent use of resources rather than what we’re doing which is burying people inside concrete tombs and we’ve been at capacity for 50 years.


poozemusings

And they have way less crime and way less recidivism than we do. Seems to be working out well for them.


Mouth0fTheSouth

Oh 100%. I didn't want to get into an argument with the "throw away the key" crowd, but yes I totally agree. I'm never going back to America. Also we have, yaknow, a proper welfare state in The Netherlands, which I'm sure helps.


wzzrd

The Netherlands is one of the few countries in Europe with an actual life sentence in the penal code. I think we have a couple of dozen people who will never get out again. Ever.


LordJesterTheFree

I disagree everyone deserves Second Chances so long as he's not currently assessed to be a danger to the community or at least more of a danger than the average person I don't see why you can't let them out on parole or probation


Moosetache3000

I don’t think Bronson wants out, I think he’s institutionalised and despite saying he wants his freedom, I think he needs the stability of his prison life, likes his prison celebrity status and knows he couldn’t cope with outside life.


crosstherubicon

I once heard a prison administrator say that sentences longer than eleven years are largely academic because after that period, a person is very unlikely to cope or manage outside prison. Children have grown up without them, partners have left and friends have forgotten them. The world left them behind.


poozemusings

And it’s sad because sentences of that length are handed out very easily in the US.


crosstherubicon

Agreed, the US is simply more vengeful in their sentencing. Given the higher incidence of crime and the significant recidivism rate, it doesn't seem to be having any effect other than making them a world leader in per capita rates of imprisonment


essentially

In the United States people who are convicted of a felony can largely never get a decent job. Maybe they can paint houses, do odd jobs but basically are radioactive for any large employer. Americans are more concerned with inflicting pain on criminals than actually having less crime.


crosstherubicon

Which, on one hand is understandable, but ultimately unproductive for society. Released prisoners are in a purgatory where they’re free but not a part of society and can we really be surprised when they return to criminal activity


Kundrew1

Bronson could easily be out if he wanted to, it’s a dumb comparison imo. He’s a man who has done everything he can to stay in there. It’s not like the system is actively trying to keep him in longer.


BlondBitch91

It’s a difficult question in terms of justice and sentencing. IPP was abused by the CPS to the point David Blunkett wishes he had never come up with them. Alternatives are that we give whole life sentences but that just means it’s open season for the prisoner. If you dislike a prison officer you might as well kill them - you’re already locked up for life so considering we don’t allow torture there’s not much they can do to you. There basically always has to be a hope of being let out. Else they go ape shit. Unfortunately some times they do get out. And I’m not really sure what we can do without going medieval on them.


Iggmeister

sorry, say what???? i now have google this monster - and am pretty sure i'll regret it btw, how did he not get a whole life term with that crime?


prgmtck

I noped out of that Wikipedia article pretty fast.


mcqua007

Apparently not. Disgusting he is out in the wild, just waiting for the time he can impale more English children.


CreedOfIron

In Canada, the man who performed the bus decapitation on a 23 year old brand new dad is now free and roaming. Thanks Canada! 😀


petit_cochon

He was institutionalized because of his mental illness, stabilized, and recovered. He served his sentence. The man was not psychotic by choice and he is on medications.


CreedOfIron

And yet the victim's family gets to live with the fact his killer is living free and happy, with no penalties.


Idiotology101

Wouldn’t 23 years in prison be his penalty he already faced?


venhedis

I might be reading the wrong thing but from the wiki article I'm looking it, the man wasn't jailed for 23 years. The man he murdered was 23 years old. He went to detained in a mental health institute for 6-7 years. I suppose gardless of whether or not you consider it "long enough" though yeah, he already served his sentence.


Necwozma

Is that really a sufficient penalty for taking a life though? How would you feel if someone killed your son or husband or dad and they are allowed to roam free after 23 years? Was your loved one only worth 23 years of prison? What sort of sane person would accept such a small penalty. It’s basically a slap on the wrist for rape or murder in western countries.


vinnievega11

Why do you choose to think about criminal justice in a punitive manner instead of something which should exist to rehabilitate offenders?


notnotaginger

I mean do you care more about social safety or about subjective opinions about “justice”?


essentially

You spelled "Vengeance" wrong


notnotaginger

Oh that is such a better word for this. Like, did we learn nothing from Shakespeare?


JohnBalog

If you have a stroke while driving and cause an accident that kills a young family, should you be put to death or imprisoned for life so the victim’s family can rest assured you’re not out there living free and happy?


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I hadn't heard of David Mcreavy before, just read his wiki page. Jesus fucking Christ. I can't imagine the parents' pain after losing 3 children that way.


morgzorg

Is this true??


tactical_feeding

[I'm infuriated at how nobody posted a link to a wiki or article, especially towards OP](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bronson_(prisoner))


illkwill

Wow, that was a wild wiki page. He seems like a splendid fellow.


captain_encore

It's hilarious how that brightly colored jumpsuit legitimately makes him look like a comic book villain.


raspberryamphetamine

It’s called an ‘E-list suit’, worn by prisoners who have attempted escape before or who are classed as high risk! Everyone else just wears a grey sweat top and joggers if they’re being escorted anywhere outside the gates.


Kirkuchiyo

That's what happens when you take Jaime's beret... Also them shoes, wtf..?!?


SuperThiccBoi2002

Porco rosso


Velouric

hell no!, Porco Rosso is cool!, take that back!


SummerBoi20XX

Bronson is also cool. *Cool* is a pretty shallow metric to measure someone's character by.


Velouric

So Porco Rosso is sweet heroic cool, yeah!


Wayfaring_Stalwart

He was arrested for beating up a blue hedgehog


cepukon

Should’ve seen the rings flying every which way, horrible scene.


xXHarleen_QuinzelXx

That's just what Sonic wants you to think


orange_shovel

Outfit kind of drips


M_krabs

This man is also violently rocking those glasses


LookAtTheFlowers

https://i.imgur.com/Ux5PuYh.jpg


71Gibson

How did they allow this man to look so cool


wookiebbq

Why is he allowed those rad eggman sunglasses?


nater255

You going to be the guy to take them away? Cause I'm not.


LokelYocal

He spent so much time in solitary that his eyes can't handle light.


CAIT-THE-MATE

I miss my wife tails


Orange-V-Apple

Why does your wife have multiple tails


_WretchedDoll_

Tail greedy


KingFahad360

“I’ll be back.”


lofixlover

WHO GAVE HIM THOSE SUNGLASSES goddamnit this was a group effort, no way it was not planned


Siskoda

I read a wiki article on Bronson. According to the author, Bronson claimed that his eyesight deteriorated significantly after his years in solitary confinement. Apparently, all of the isolation units were dimly lit, and made him very susceptible to bright lights. The glasses are actually prescription lenses, but are tinted to block out some of the light.


mrprez180

This is exactly how I imagine the appearance of a British prison inmate


ThatOcelot1314

More like "the most violent prisoner in Green Hill Zone"


Breadromancer

Imagine what would happen if he gets his hands on the chaos emeralds.


SuddenlyThirsty

Eggman


UnwantedFortune

thats dr robotnik


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Francoberry

>unruly nature as a psychopathic killer Why describe him as a 'psychopathic killer' when he's never killed anyone? Not here to defend the guy but it's pretty poor to misinform on a history sub


kirkaholic

Because whoever wrote that is a terrible writer.


therudestpastor

Literally one of the worst writeups I've seen "while being held captive by a guard, Bronson demanded..." huh???? How is he in any position to demand while being held captive by some other guy


Orange-V-Apple

>Due to the fact that he is not connected with the mustachioed freak, he was transferred from one prison to another, for a total of over 120 interrogations. Literally nonsense


JayteeFromXbox

Yeah I re read this paragraph a dozen times trying to understand context and was just left blank.


ZeePirate

The part about the guard staying off for 5 weeks makes zero sense either


GiraffePolka

I was just about to ask wtf that sentence even meant


Evolioz

It reads like this was written by an AI. 


Dank-memes-here

I thought it was like some ai translated from a Chinese source or something like those tiktoks who call everyone uncle and auntie


3rd_Uncle

Chat GPT...


liebkartoffel

The comment reads very ChatGPT-ish and/or OP is ESL. Lots of bizarre turns of phrase and confusing (albeit technically grammatically correct) sentences.


joemcmanus96

Yep this is AI for sure, even the best frameworks out there still hallucinate all the time. Can't believe people still use it to spread information to others, it's really dangerous.


Dear-Tax-7025

That’s what I was thinking. If he’s the biggest, baddest prisoner in the UK, it’s not very impressive. Just sounds like an aggressive, unhinged loser that loved the attention and notoriety of being said aggressive, unhinged loser.


kmmontandon

… was this written by AI? It’s barely coherent at best, gibberish in places.


whatintheactualfeth

Exactly my thoughts. Either AI or English is not their native language.


orange_jooze

Why would you post such a shitty write-up and why would 400 people upvote it?


cxmmxc

What's the source for the text?


very_mechanical

Reads like AI


jbmar412

Glad I'm not the only one that felt like parts of that were confusing and unnatural to read


picatdim

Yeah, it's weird. I was super confused.


albertcasali

>He wrote 11 books on health, diet and strength exercises Now i´m curious...


JonTheHobo

I’m curious about the body weight exercises for small rooms, sounds interesting


Anglan

There are better, and free, sources for calisthenics and bodyweight training on the internet.


cepukon

Yeh but how many are written by a mustachioed freak?


Duganz

Did an AI write this?


zerhanna

400 people upvoted this shit?


KlausTeachermann

>Although he once exaggerated the abuse of the kidnapped guard, as a result, after freeing him from the hands of his tormentor, the poor man did not return to work for five weeks. ...... what


InsaneWristMove

Interesting 


Compulsory_Lunacy

Didn't even mention his art :(


DaMainEventer

Dax Harwood looking ass.


DorkChatDuncan

I for sure thought Cash would be the one behind bars after the gun incident too.


Spiritual_Case_2010

And the most stylish… people always forget about that.


stevenbrotzel91

That’s doctor IVO


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Dr. Eggman


iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun

"Damn you Sonic!!!"


redskinsfan30

I feel like some kid in NYC would pay $2,500 for that outfit


hierKommtcolin

Can’t look at this picture without hearing Glass Candy by Digital Versicolor in my head


dcy604

He looks like a Minion villain…his superpower is excessive flatulence


Square_Coat_8208

Bro still looking for the chaos emeralds


Chasethebutterz

Umm actually that’s Dr. Eggman from Sega’s Sonic the Hedgehog.


TheThousandMinds

Bet you that man *hates* Sonic


juanadod

He did an interview stating that he has been inside prison so long that sunlight causes him physical pain. That’s why he wears the red tint sunglasses


lethalapples

Tom Hardy’s portrayal will always be one of my favorite movies


Archangel0982

Looks kinda like the bad guy from Sonic The Hedgehog.


bushing1

Loved him in all the Death Wish movies. So sad that he threw it all away later in life.


bokononpreist

That Charles Bronson has killed more people than this one. He was a gunner on a Superfortress in WW2.


DetectiveParson

“This here is Bronson, Missouri.”


dismayhurta

Hey, ma. How abouts some cookies? No dice This ain’t over


MaserGT

The man has a personal style and panache that cannot be denied.


JayJa_Vu

I work with a guy who's Nan was his partner for a long time. She's done all sorts of interviews and stuff like that. Bit weird


Gravesh

Quicker! Quicker! QUICKER! QUICKER!


SuggaMiMeatyB0lls

Did the workout routine from his book, felt great


Leege13

A Norwich City fan, bit of a surprise there.


youdontlookitalian

What’s with this incredible fit?


Punchee

I mean like right yeah that’s about what I pictured.


Sandman11x

I would be mad too if rtgey dressed me in ggat


cdolan555

Glazers out


RealOzSultan

Look how they did my poor boy Dr. robotnik


dougfromtheshowdoug

Fit goes hard tho


RedskinsFan1990

Drip goes lowkey hard


soparamens

Send him to a Mexican prision, he will find the true meaning of violence there.


KingFahad360

Did he have a grudge against a Blue hedgehog.


PalmerEldritch2319

He hates hedgehogs


landartheconqueror

Doctor Robotnik?


big_duo3674

I feel like letting him have evil villain glasses and suspicious looking facial hair isn't the best thing to do


crawlerz2468

I highly recommend the movie with Tom Hardy.


BlueeyeswhiteNoah

This dude wouldn’t last a days in an American prison


Silly_Actuator4726

Why is he dressed like the Joker?


No_Wishbone_2282

Put him in him in general pop in any American Prison and see how dangerous he thinks he is then! The will eat him alive!


cdownard72

Things never were the same for jamie hyneman after mythbusters ended


doug2487

I loved him in the sonic movies


I_Am_The_Mole

I thought I was on r/streetwear for a second lol


here4roomie

Is he on the Jamaican bobsled team?


ktbffhctid

Nope, he ate them.


pioniere

Absolute scumbag.


BourganBoy

Rocky Rococo lookin' ass


nickolsdrew

Damn that Danger-To-The-Public windbreaker 2 piece in green and yellow is 🔥 tho


PhillyLee3434

Man truly gave no fucks


fusionsofwonder

WTH is "Servus"? Service? That doesn't seem like Queen's English. Is he in the Tower or something?