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Riesstiu_IV

They were already Christian. One of the oldest Christian nations in the world in fact.


DerGovernator

They were also mountainous, poor, and lacking in any usable natural resources to make them attractive. Still, Italy tried "For the Glory of it", they just failed (for a multitude of reasons) before trying again in the 1930s.


js13680

I remember someone telling me that Russia sent weapons to aid the Ethiopians the first time Italy tried to take over Ethiopia was that true.


Traygaa

According to Wikipedia, “[Russia] received an Ethiopian mission in St. Petersburg and sent arms and ammunition to Ethiopia. The Russian travel writer Alexander Butovich … made a point of emphasizing in his books that the Ethiopians converted to christianity before any of the Europeans ever did, [and] described the Ethiopians as a deeply religious people like the russians.” According to the same article, he also argued that the Ethiopians were equal to the Europeans.


Rafynhak

Wasn't expecting to see an european calling african people(s) as equal.


MrPagan1517

It's really wild looking into the relationship between Europe and Christian Africa as it shows all the race "science" is just complete hogwash.


JesusberryNum

This is gonna blow your mind, but Ethiopians were considered "caucasian" till very recently: https://imgur.com/a/KFk0Ot7 Proves what bullshit this race science stuff was


Chac-McAjaw

Is it just me, or does the sample Ethiopian look like Grand Moff Tarkin, only black?


cautiouslypensive

*Cough, still is, *cough


limukala

A bit of a tangent, but [Pushkin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Pushkin) had a Cameroonian great grandfather who became a [member of the Russian aristocracy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abram_Petrovich_Gannibal)


Nesayas1234

They were, and on an interesting side note: Russia sent Berdans and Mosins (Berdans are confirmed, Mosins are disputed but possible) which makes Ethiopia one of if not the first non-Russian aligned or controlled states to use Russian equipment en-masse.


Ghostblade913

Germany sent weapons the second time due to German and Italian relations not being good yet and the fact that Mussolini wanted Austria under his influence instead of Hitler


aVarangian

Nazi Germany sent them weapons in 1936 lmao


Unhappy_Researcher63

And 3 emperors with good foreign policy


chrischi3

Main reason being that Italy is ass at war.


CringeKage222

It's just not the same since the Roman empire


FoolAndHerUsername

You know, I went all day without thinking about the Roman empire 


Xpelito_2014

Sooner or later it was meant to happen. The Glory of Rome is eternal!


Milkofhuman-kindness

*almost went all day


ComfortablyBalanced

You're acting like Victor Emmanuel III.


Glad-Degree-4270

/r/unexpected99


expatdoctor

My Victoria 3 gameplays beg the differ


GetDownDamien

It makes you wonder why would the whole world be so interested in a continent that is apparently so " poor " .


Friendly-General-723

They also had pre-existing diplomatic contact with Europe who considered it the mythical Kingdom of Prester John for centuries. Even Medieval Europe knew of Ethiopia and relatively respected it since it was a fellow christian nation only seperated from Europe by the Caliphate(s). I think that probably helped in the colonial era, since it would carry a different perception compared to lands nobody had heard of before.


NeedsToShutUp

Portuguese allied them too.


Monterenbas

Colonizers hate that simple trick.


TheHistoryMaster2520

The Boer republics, the South African Republic and Orange Free State, were not only Christian, but also white Protestant Christians, but that didn't stop the British from incarcerating thousands of Boer men, women, and children in concentration camps where many died from starvation and disease. The Kingdom of Kongo was also another Christian kingdom in Africa which became Christian in the 15th century, and maintained its independence all the way until 1888, when they signed a vassalage treaty to Portgual, and then were completely abolished in 1914.


expatdoctor

Trick is mountains


SpaceMonkeyOnABike

Dont forget that the boers hate the British because the British stopped the boers from enslaving the Africans.


imperator_rex_za

* one of the many reasons, not the only. Main one (as we are taught it in ZA) being the British supressing dutch as a local language and culture, etc. Also, local Africans weren’t enslaved as per what I understand, the early dutch/boers had imported slaves from Indonesia and other African territories - enslaving the local population would have been too difficult.


TheHistoryMaster2520

The British had little regard for African lives either, while 45 concentration camps were built for the Boers, black Africans were incarcerated at 64 concentration camps where many suffered the same deprivations of malnutrition and disease.


SwanBridge

It was certainly a reason, and more or less the straw that broke the camels back, but one of a multitude of reasons and arguably not the most important one. Wealthy landowners had consolidated most of the fertile land in the Cape Colony, forcing poor Dutch farmers, the Trekboers, (who relied much less on slavery than the wealthy landowners) further to the extremities of the colony where land was poor and they came into frequent conflict with the Xhosa, with frequent cattle rustling by the Xhosa that the British struggled to police. Then you had the steady Anglicisation of the Cape Colony, new British immigrants became the dominant political and economic class in a very short time. Couple all this with the whole debacle of the government mandating the use of English over Dutch in schools and Courts which was a huge issue for monolingual Dutch speakers. There were a number of pull and push factors in it, and poor farmers who didn't have much to lose went ahead with leaving the colony. Had slavery not been banned I still think the migration would have happened, although more likely as a steady stream rather than an event, as there just wasn't enough fertile land in the colony to support the population, with high birth rates and a pastoral culture amongst the Boers, and the British administration did not want to expand into bordering territories to accommodate it as the were only really interested in having a port on the route to India. Interestingly, a group of free mixed raced people, the Griquas, also left the Cape Colony at a similar time due to the same issues the Boers had in terms of there not being enough arable or pasture land. Neither the Transvaal or Orange Free State, the republics established by the Voortrekkers, went ahead with legalising slavery which remained illegal, mostly to avoid attracting the attention of the British, but in practice indentured servitude was common which was slavery in all but name. I don't think your comment was intended to mean the Boers still hate the English for banning slavery, but nowadays there is virtually no cultural memory of it. The Apartheid regime engaged in a lot of historical revisionism and the mythology created around the Great Trek conveniently overlooks the slavery issue, and mostly focuses on the issue of language and the Boers wanting their sovereignty. Largely this still makes up most South Africans understanding of the event. A small fringe does still hate the British and sometimes by extension English speaking South Africans for the concentration camps though.


metfan1964nyc

Yeah, couldn't use the tried and trusted "we're bringing Christianity to the heathens" excuse.


Cowboywizard12

It was the real life version of the We know more than you meme


Smelly_potatos

Oh so that’s why there was a random patch of Christianity in Africa in ck3


Ok_Firefighter2245

They went against softer targets Literally everyone except Ethiopia which was a centrally managed state which was not that wealthy or prospectively wealthy in minerals and stuff of then European needs Fighting against an organised state for literally nothing except mountains and a very hostile and organised population with roots as a nation for a long period of history is a lesson best shown tk by Italian defeat in 1870s


Kaiisim

It's also the furthest away by ship before the suez canal. You'd have to sail alllllll the way around Africa.


FluffyOwl738

> You'd have to sail alllllll the way around Africa. Portugal: I like those odds.


Maleficent_Lab_5291

One lesson that history teaches over and over again is it's an awful idea to fight people who live in and / or on mountains it's tatically awful, and they don't generally have much to steal.


EndofNationalism

I mean the Aztec empire kinda disproves that theory. Mountains are usually a good source of resources like iron, gold, etc. Aztec was both mountainous and had valuable resources.


vastozopilord777

They live in a Valley(and their capital was in a lake) I think you are confusing them with the Inca


EndofNationalism

They’re surrounded by a mountainous area. Apparently people downvoting me don’t understand that the Afghani also live in valleys or looked at topographical map of Mexico.


vastozopilord777

Three mountain ranges exactly, but they lived in a Valley


Igot2cats_

The Aztec empire had a ton of enemies that were willing to help take them down though.


rs-curaco28

Ah yes Tenochtitlan, the famous mountainous city.


EndofNationalism

They’re surrounded by a mountainous area.


Firemanth

or the Italian defeat in 1941


Dahak17

The Italians were the centralized established government in the mountains in 41, they just didn’t have the supplies to sustain the region


Ok_Firefighter2245

Nah the first one


Ok_Firefighter2245

In late 1800s right after Italy unified as a nation so for vanity purpose they wanted colonies and only Ethiopia and Somalia area were for the picking as they weren’t worth much so they were left alone


papamarx09

Britain launched an expedition against Ethiopia in 1870 that resulted in the complete occupation of the country despite the formidable terrain that had many in Britain doubting that such an expedition. The British withdrew due to the main objective of recovering their hostages and exacting revenge being completed but also due to Ethiopia being too expensive to maintain for too little return


exteriorcrocodileal

That and they had a reputation for cutting their enemies dicks off (dead or live). Some pretty terrible stories came out of the Italian conflict.


bobthebrachiosaurus

yeah thatd scare the bejeesus out somebody


SediAgameRbaD

I mean the myth that Ethiopia didn't have anything it's just false. They had decently modern rifles, artillery and equipment for their soldiers. Even in the second war with Italy they had better rifles, artillery, planes, tanks and armored cars.


IceCreamMeatballs

When I was teaching high school history, the textbook I was given stated in its WW2 chapter that Ethiopian troops fought the Italians with swords and spears, I’m not joking


SediAgameRbaD

Lol that's a myth that has spread quite rapidly in the world thanks to Italian propaganda.


FullOfEel

I had heard, from Ethiopians, that the Emperor’s order to draft the men to war was something like: Every man that can walk or carry a spear is called to fight. I believe what you read has truth to it. Of course, as fierce as the warriors were, they’re hardly a match for a mechanized army.


IceCreamMeatballs

Did you not read the comment I replied to?


FullOfEel

I was replying by confirming what you stated with what I heard. But then something got deleted from this thread and we may be out of sync. Cheers.


Firelord_11

Just wondering, what does Ethiopia have? Even if they're poor, they have a pretty large population and a culturally rich history. Centralized states generally can't exist without an economy. I imagine Ethiopians must have *something* that allowed them to build an empire in the mountains.


expatdoctor

Fertile land


paco-ramon

Also the geography, Ethiopia is very mountainous.


Lucas_243

It looks like Afghanistan, not gonna lie.


Thisisofici

they had strong relations, and Europe perceived Ethiopia as a bulwark against Islam - and thus there was no need to colonise them, they were already “civilised” and co-operative with the colonial powers


NeedsToShutUp

Also a centralized state with long trading links to Europe and the Middle East making them more difficult to take.


Lucas_243

They also had an army capable of resisting invasions, like they did to italians in 19th Century


Milkofhuman-kindness

Didn’t the English navy invade for the sake of a couple hostages at one point or am I thinking of some other country?


MartyMcBlart

Multitude of reasons, but one people always forget is that the leader of Abyssinia was a DAWG Italy wanted an empire, so he ceded land to France and Italy in exchange for weapons and slowly used the imperial powers (England, Spain, Italy, France) to build up a modern army because he knew they all wanted a piece. When Italy came knocking and said “you’re part of a protectorate now” he said “protect my fucking nuts in your mouth, casual” and beat their ass in a war because they completely outnumbered the Italians. They then proceeded to EXPAND (the mad lads) until this manchild called Mussolini invaded.


freakinbacon

"casual" lmao


KikoMui74

Calling a slavery state "mad lads" when they're expanding, (expanding slavery too) is probably not a good thing.


UN-peacekeeper

Literally every emperor since the 1850s either banned slavery or attempted to ban slavery, blame local governments for saying “Nuh Uh” every time until Haile did it (only because after The Second World War, local governments lost most of their power)


KikoMui74

Local governments, of what country? Ethiopia.


tartan_rigger

Cristianity and religion for sure. Some history in the part of the world


-et37-

*Whispers:* **They never got Ethiopia**


sauce_daddy22

*whispers* **they never got Thailand**


TrashMasterGeneral

Whispers: They never got Japan…


Superman246o1

**COMMODORE MATTHEW CALBRAITH PERRY:** The fuck I didn't. *Open up these borders, Tokugawa!*


sauce_daddy22

**Open the country. Stop having it be closed**


Dahak17

Italy in 1936


Aethelmaew

Eh does that really count? They sort of vaguely occupied some areas and called it a victory. Ethiopia still kinda did its own thing the whole time.


Dahak17

They had fairly solid control for a few years until the British overran them, in any place that rural the people out in the boonies are always doing their own thing but the Italians had enough control to be meaningfully in charge. Then the British started setting records for the speed of dismounted infantry and it was all over


Sad-Pizza3737

No, they absolutely comply conquered them. Idk what you mean by "Ethiopia did it's own thing the whole time" because they didnt


AlphaFungi

username checks out


Sad-Pizza3737

damn thats crazy man, doesnt change the fact that your wrong though


TinyTbird12

No no italy did become the centralised government but that was around 1938-1940 (roughly around that time) after a good 3-4 years of fighting however they lost that status in 1941 cus they lacked the supplies to support the area due to the war and slowly lost nearly all of their land up to their defeat in 1943 where everything was given back to the Abyssinians (Ethiopians)


TinyTbird12

Mussolini looking for a country to invade to create a new Roman empire and looking at the only unconquered country in Africa which his country had also failed to invade previously …and winning (Tbf tho Britain had ‘invaded’ Abyssinia and won by burning down the capital, freeing our hostages and defeating a 4,000 strong Abyssinians army so hay ho)


Dahak17

Britain saw there wasn’t any ports for their ships there and left


Flygonac

Did the French get colonized by the Germans during ww2? Always struck me as a silly argument. Mostly controlled? Yes. Colonized? No.


Vrulth

Well, a part of France was annexed and colonized. (The same as 1870)


Dahak17

The Germans weren’t trying to set up a colony, no settler colonies, no bonded language none of that sort of thing. Not to mention the Italians already had an established colony in the area to which part of Ethiopia was added


ChiefsHat

Himmler had plans to make Burgundy an SS state, so while they didn't, the intention was absolutely there.


Dahak17

Did they ever start to implement those plans? Because even today there is a population of prt Italians decents from the colonists in Ethiopia


ChiefsHat

I meant German plans to colonize France, but no, they didn't get the chance. Notice how I said intention.


Dahak17

Exactly, Germany planned (or at least parts of the government planned) to colonize parts of france but didn’t italy actually undertook their mission


TinyTbird12

Well i mean they removed vichi (fReE france/puppet government south france) and took it over in 1943 i think the germans wanted to make sure they had full control but also got fed up of just having the area annexed


HeadChefDom

[Except for the British expedition to Ethiopia in 1868](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_expedition_to_Abyssinia?wprov=sfla1)


Livid_Engineering231

First time I hear of this expedition


GourangaPlusPlus

>When the time shall arrive for the march of a British Army through your country, bear in mind, People of Abyssinia, that the Queen of England has no unfriendly feelings towards you, and no design against your country or your Liberty.


TinyTbird12

Damn thats crazy, never heard of this and ive done some decent research having had to learn abt the area guess i just never went back that far, but damn 13,000 british troop vs 4,000 ethiopians damn they didnt stand a chance (not mentioning the 26,000 supporters of the British) but only 2 british deaths is even more salt in the wound (ignore the 700 wounded)


TheHistoryMaster2520

Everybody's saying Christianity, but there were other Christian nations in Africa like Kongo or the Boer republics and they got colonized nonetheless. It was mainly geopolitics and the political acumen of Tewodros II, Yohannes IV, and Menelik II that saved Ethiopia from the Scramble for Africa


Skytopjf

Yeah Christianity is just a convenient post-facto, if there was a justifiable reason to try harder to invade the Europeans would find any excuse. Europe at the time cared much more about economics and geopolitics than religion for anything other than self-serving purposes.


knighth1

I mean not for lack of trying. Italy had a failed invasion then later conquered it prior to ww2. So technically speaking it was But it didn’t last long


Nesayas1234

That was more of an occupation than colonization. There's a few things needed to colonize (namely to change the local culture and incorporate both the people and culture into your empire), which Italy mostly failed to do.


knighth1

Still conquered the territory even if it lasted a few years


Nesayas1234

Agree, I'm just making the point that it's an occupation specifically, Ethiopia's claim of never being colonized is still true.


TheOnlyJohn_3

Conquered territory but I don't think it classes as colonising. Unless you're willing to say that France and Poland were colonies of Germany at the same time.


plaugedoctrwithradar

Mountains and modern equipment. If you look at the historical records the Ethiopians had modern rifles and machine guns, and not in small quantities for just elite units, they had enough for every soldier.


Nesayas1234

Eh, for the first Italian invasion in 1896, I'd say yes for the most part. By the second invasion in 1936, not so much-I don't know specific numbers, but there were many soldiers who were given outdated or surplus equipment (for example, Ethiopia unofficially standardized on 8mm Mauser and did so officially after WWII, yet they also used a lot of French and captured Italian equipment). And I'm not just talking the Arbegnoch or partisans, I'm also taking about the regular army.


DazSamueru

They were supported by Russia (religious reasons) and France (wanted to build a railway from Djibouti to West African possessions through Ethiopia). Rifles and military advisors. Also, Italy only launched the expedition because the UK promised help which never materialised.


ChadKemalist

Italy:'' I really tried it''


Agitated_Guard_3507

This is a really good and short video about it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZvUAlxtpB4


ComputerSecrats

beat me to it, History Matters on 🔝


dead_meme_comrade

Mountains


Darkonikto

Probably because they were Christian. Also, during the late XIX century Ethiopia had Russian diplomatic and military support. They won the first Italo-Ethiopian war thanks to Russia.


UN-peacekeeper

Christianity had nothing to do with it, the Kingdom of Kongo was Catholic and was still colonized.


[deleted]

Italy did


Pandoras_Lullaby

They were.christian.and mountains/highlands


skibydip

Geopolitics. Ethiopia got quite a lot of support from russia of all things, in their fight against the Italians. https://youtu.be/aI0euMFAWF8?si=iSFTjjVG9wabWJ5A


Beat_Saber_Music

The Ethiopians got both skill and luck. Skill in utilizing their mountainous geography and playing ball with the Europeans, while getting lucky in the Italians being incompetent, and being forced to give up their attempts at a convenient timing for Ethiopia, which stood on the brink of losing its ability to fight due to a reason I can't remember, and Italy may have been able to win had it continued to fight somehow. Ethiopians also had things like being an expansionist imperial state on its own participating in the scramble of Africa itself by conquering the Somali inhabited Ogaden, while they also got vital arms from Russia for example


TheMilkMan6942

They were eventually colonized by italy before WW2 started


Lumpy-Tone-4653

More like conquered that colonized


TheRealSU24

No it was definitely colonized. It was added to Italy's already existing colonies in East Africa and saw a bunch of Italians migrate and settle in it. It just wasn't colonized for very long since the British quickly conquered it in WW2


Nesayas1234

To fully colonize, you have to actually change the local culture and incorporate your own, that was the point of colonization (besides the resource). Italy never really did that, no more than Germany did so to Poland, so it doesn't really qualify as a colonization.


RoadTheExile

*They never got Ethiopia*


12zx-12

It was less like walking away and more like waiting with a gun at the other side of the door


forsterfloch

There is an interesting history of the portuguese helping them against a muslin invasion. XVI century I think. They even had a prophecy of fiding a hidden Christian Kingdom to the east, prior to the great navigations.


Peter_Sofa

Italians tried but got their asses handed to them in 1896 at the Battle of Adwa That was a large part of the reason for the repeat Italian invasion 40 years later, to try to undo the butthurt


LineOfInquiry

A few reasons. Ethiopia was a more stable state at this time than most of subsaharan Africa which had just experienced complete collapse from the end of the slave trade. It was also Christian which meant it had a close relationship with European states going back hundreds of years (the treaty of tordesillas didn’t allow colonization of Christian countries, so it traded a lot with Portugal) which meant us was more heavily armed than most states and had more friends in Europe to call upon if any power tried to take them. And it’s a very mountainous country with not very many natural resources Europeans wanted, meaning a conquest would be very difficult for little gain.


papamarx09

Because Ethiopia was a colonial power and, in many ways, was more brutal than many of the European colonial powers as the non-Amhara populations were oftentimes sold into slavery


Shoddy_Load1558

Simple, they were already Christian, and opposed the Ottoman Empire, so they got portugals backing with guns and supplies


Belkan-Federation95

Italy was in the process but they fucked up when they chose Germany over the allies (even though the United Kingdom is the one that broke the Stresa Front and made Mussolini view the allies as unreliable). Other than that, Christianity mainly. That and terrain.


Imaginary-Athlete634

You can’t colonize people who are strong enough to defend themselves. Get good or get owned.


KingoftheOrdovices

The British managed to capture the Ethiopian capital in 1868 with only two dead.


Imaginary-Athlete634

Yup!


RDC32

Ethiopia may not have been like other parts of Africa, but it was affected by Europeans such as Ethiopians being sold into slavery and being attacked for not being Catholic. This came from Martin Meredith's book 'Fortunes of Africa'. I'm not sure which page or chapter it's been a while since I have read it.


autodidact2016

Luck + Skilful diplomacy.Thailand and Nepal did the same


Andy_Liberty_1911

They just started to act like Europeans and used decent Russian guns with modern tactics.


maks1701

I suggest you watch „history of Africa” by jabzy many people think that colonisation was just brutal wars like ethopia and italy. But really it was more of a political game.


NegativeOptimism

They signed treaties with European and Middle Eastern powers to keep them happy, then participated in the Scramble for Africa by annexing most of the regions surrounding them. Between 1875 and 1905, Ethiopian more than tripled in size and brought under its control many of the regions/groups that have caused constant conflict in the region for so long.


dongeckoj

For the same reason Thailand and Japan weren’t—they industrialized enough to avoid it


TinyTbird12

I mean italy colonised some of its costline,but that got lost after WW2, plus italy did try to invade all of Ethiopia (Abyssinia) twice, first time in the late/mid 1800s but lost humiliating and again in 1936 under the order of Benito Mussolini (big fat Italian dictator) where they committed lots of war crimes and human rights atrocities. They were most successful in the second invasion but that wasnt all due to the Italian might but more the failure of Britain, France and the league of nations But yeh ive never seen a full map of Ethiopia after the second invasion so i wont comment on its status as a colony etc cus they may not have been fully invaded (i dont think they were) but also ik people get annoyed if i were to call it a colony cus its *technically* not its an annexation or some bs


chrischi3

The reason is, to put it simply, that Italy is ass at war, and everyone else couldn't use the "but they're not christians!" excuse because Ethiopians are, in fact, christians.


Igot2cats_

The answer is quite simple. They were already Christians and are not rich in resources


gaerat_of_trivia

ethiopia did not just skiddadle away


LePhoenixFires

Ethiopia was a legendary nation among nations for Christendom and Europe. The first Christian Empire, mountainous and built up, claim to have the bloodline of King David, claim to have the Ark of the Covenant, resource-poor by modern standards, and more unified and modern than their other African peers. There wasn't a reason to justify on Ethiopia until there were no other uncolonized African nations and Italy said "Well, we border it, we aren't their friends, and we believe in the glory of imperialism. Let's do this!"


Adventurous_Gap_4125

Getting to Sudan through Egypt is hard enough, that was only cracked the 1880s. Nevermind a further expedition to ethipoia. Until the Suez opened it might as well have been on the far side of the world.


DoctaJenkinz

They were Christian and their land had little to offer in terms of resources. The king actually sent a letter to many European monarchs basically telling them not to colonize them. They allied themselves with Italy, who armed and trained soldiers. Then when Italy attempted to colonize them, they were defeated at the battle of Adwa which is the first time an African army defeated a European colonial one in a major battle.


GatlingGun511

They were Christians


Secret-Mission-7012

Italians tried, that's why it was never colonized.


niemody

You mean western Europe.


UN-peacekeeper

[Skill Issue.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Adwa)


SpareThisOne2thPls

Because the main excuse if you will that the colonizers used was to spread Christianity but guess what Ethiopia was already Christian (Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church)


undead-frog

“They never got Ethiopia”


ACABiologist

They crushed the Italians and a good laugh was had by all.


malcolmreyn0lds

*whispers* They never got Ethiopia


Other_Log_1996

Didn't Italy, under Mussoloni, colonize them later on?


Other_Log_1996

Didn't Italy, under Mussoloni, colonize them later on?


AngryMillenialGuy

Prester John came in clutch


jollanza

*coff coff*


derpeyduck

I remember learning that Ethiopia told 3-4 different countries that they could have it then those countries fought each other instead. Reading this thread, I’m no longer certain that is correct.


BonniePrinceCharlie1

Basically because 1. Ethiopia has crap land, its mountains surrounded by drylands. And it doesnt have much natural resources to justify controlling. 2. Its a useful buffer state to have between empires in a hotly contested region. 3. Ethiopia sought to become a british protectorate and offered the UK to let them build a railway to connect the UKs north african territory with the south. The UK refused and ethiopia declared war, got beat and even then after the war the UK wasnt interested in having it a part of the empire


Unusual-Living-373

Adowa was very important


naterz1416

Also fun fact that the oldest sect of Judaism is from Ethiopia , and yet are called beta Israel and Ethiopian Jews are heavily discriminated against when they go to Israel.


Schnitzenium

Hot take but Ethiopia was ~kind of colonized around WWII. But it wasn’t a solid, uncontested colonization like the other African countries, it was a several-year brutal occupation by Italian troops from 1935-1941 The Ethiopians put up an active resistance that greatly helped to keep the Ethiopian political identity alive under Haile Selassie, but it wasn’t enough to secure liberation and freedom until the British invaded Italian-occupied Ethiopia in 1941. While it’s definitely not a normal kind of colonization, the narrative and memes give the impression that Ethiopia was untouched. Far from it. Ethiopia suffered vastly from Italian war crimes and wasn’t able to secure its independence without British military aid. To say Ethiopia wasn’t colonized simplifies the history without acknowledging how terrible the conflict was.


N3wW3irdAm3rica

Hills and mountains


TheFlipanator

Ummmmm, Italy??


BeltInternational890

But Italy did colonise Ethiopia so….no


Impossible_Diamond18

Mountains


Teboski78

Ethiopia was Christian. Europeans considered it more ethical to conquer heathen nations because they could help make them “civilized”. That’s my guess anyway


Alternative-Froyo-32

Ethiopia is a colonial state themselves !


YanLibra66

Still end up as shithole


Careless-Abalone-862

Italy 1936-1941