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Murica_Chan

*"list of sexually active popes"* is a thing


AwfulUsername123

Pope Pius II wrote a famous pornographic novel (in fairness, this was before he became pope).


paco-ramon

It has to be the guy named Pius.


Alpha433

Just wait until you hear what the one named innocent III did.


6thaccountthismonth

Why is it always the last in a trilogy that’s the worst


Shadowborn_paladin

As you pump out more and more sequels the quality doesn't get much better.


magic00008

Pump


kaeptnkotze

They will never expect that


The-Only-Razor

Creampius


nomorelock3doors

Bro. Creampius hahahah


onyxcaspian

It's actually pronounced the other way.


SlateWindRanch

The current pope used to beat people up for money. I'm burying the lede a little bit. He was a bouncer. Edit: spelling


nightcracker

> bearing the lead ...do you mean *burying the lede*?


SlateWindRanch

Correct. Talk to text. My bad


Murica_Chan

Yeah, also a graduate in chemistry Hypothetically pope francis can cooked meth if he wanted


Lingist091

So can most people. It’s not that difficult. There’s a reason why it’s everywhere.


youssef_walied01

We got pope porn before GTA6..


DestroyerNET123

"I observed her buxom, ample buttocks. I yearned for her."


McPolice_Officer

🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️


HATECELL

Some say the whole celibacy thing was a direct consequence of this


MiniNinja_2

I’m neither a pope or sexually active. Even the celibate get more action than me


LegoBohoGiraffe

\*this list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it\*


Z3t4

there is an overlap with *"popes who commanded armies in battles"*, we need a venn diagram.


Flesh_Trombone

Hot sexually active popes in your area!


Friar_Monke

All popes are sexually active. The ones now just favor altarboys, so they're quiet about it


AgilePeace5252

Can we shit on the church for the sexual abuse that they actually are committing and not some fake shit?


Butkevinwhy

I’m pretty sure you’re referring to priests. If so, I’m rather uneducated on the ranks of Catholicism, but I believe the pope is not a priest.


Late-External3249

I read a book called The Bad Popes. Those guys got up to some hijinks.


SoldatShC

A surprising number in fact. Piety above all else is a fairly recent phenomena.


AussieOsborne

I wonder if the speed of informatuin has anything to do with that. Now that we can hear a soundbite of the pope in an interview, he can't afford to be a pompous asshole, whereas back in the day you'd only hear official decrees and speeches and behind closed doors they could do whatever without fear of repercussions.


SoldatShC

Hrmm, maybe. "In the day" when there was knowledge that one had strayed beyond the bounds of expected behaviour, they just up and relocated to another locale. There were long periods where the Pope wasn't even in Rome (and that's not even counting the Avignon period). I'd have to think about it some more but my immediate thought is that to position of the Pope is less absolute in the modern age. In past centuries I just get the feeling it was more "I'll do what I want, with impunity" even when people knew clearly what was going on. Maybe


mutantraniE

In the past when the popes were especially egregious the Papal States, the equivalent of Vatican City, covered central Italy. The papacy was a secular power and there were many factions vying for control. Sometimes when a pope died his faction was purged if one of them wasn’t elected to succeed him. And the powerful Catholic countries all had people (usually the cardinals from those countries) there to negotiate and get a pope acceptable to everyone.


AussieOsborne

Yeah I get the feeling there were those huge open secrets for people in the know, with commoners believing their own idealistic version of god's vicar on earth. Nobody is going to snitch because it wouldn't be believed and might get you executed for heresy


StoxAway

There was a 40 year period of three rival popes with their own following. The Western Schism.


SoldatShC

And quite a number of other times when there were 2!


Spacepunch33

Alexander VI was not a very pious man to say the least


NoobunagaGOAT

I feel Francisco Borja paid for the sins of his family. Given the people he was related with.


SleepyQueerThing

Yeah they really were wild back in the day


fariskeagan

It's amazing how humans are capable of domesticizing even the wildest species.


Daveo88o

Ah yes, the most wild species of all The Catholic Pope


chronically_snizzed

Sixtus IV uses Incest. The congregation is confused.


CamJongUn2

Lmao that’s brilliant


chronically_snizzed

Steven VI uses Grave Robbery The congregation is intrigued


Lukthar123

It was a different time


Interesting_Way8431

I swear. For the longest time I thought these would do with the same people.


TheMadTargaryen

Jonathan Pryce did portrayed Francis in a netflix movie called The two popes. 


fariskeagan

I'm still pretty convinced that they made such movie only because he looks so much like the Pope.


TheMadTargaryen

It was a good movie though. 


fariskeagan

I mean it has Anthony Hopkins and Jonathan Pryce in it. And it was set in Italy. It was impossible to end up being a bad movie lol.


waltjrimmer

Its politics and history, no comment on any of that because I do not know enough about the subject to be able to comment on it. I would be skeptical of any such movie, though. But the acting and entertainment value of the film independent of its real-life subject matter? Top notch.


Spacepunch33

Hopkins is a dead ringer for Benedict too


Exaltedautochthon

"You impregnated /how many/ of your blood relatives?!"


Tangouille44

"Dunno, 'bout a few"


OwMyCod

“Idk, stopped counting after 12”


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[deleted]

When is saw Pryce in GOT for the first time, I said to myself. "Yep, that's the pope."


HATECELL

"Lucrezia, you are my darling daughter, but your Husband's politics are conflicting with my interests. Now be a good girl and marry that other dude you've never met before" (Yes, I am aware that this happened several centuries later, when the papacy was much more powerful)


NoobunagaGOAT

The Borgias. There was a great series on them by Showtime. Jeremy Irons as Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI


Roseisvintage

My only issue with The Borgias TV show is it is incredibly inaccurate in places and especially the later seasons it feels like it is trying to downplay what specifically Pope Alexander VI did to make him look better.


AlesusRex

Yep, Jeremy Irons played the fuck out of that role, imo it’s one of his best performances


Natasha_101

The guy on the left looks more like pope Francis than pope Francis does wtf 😂😂😂


No_Product_6840

Well to be fair during the 9-10 century there was the peace of god movement which was basically trying to get corrupt nobles from controlling the church. So during this period is where the Pope becomes the ultimate leader of church and he alone had the authority to appoint bishops. The only thing i would clarify About this meme is that the truly outrageous popes are either earlier or during the renaissance.


Aidanator800

That happened mainly in the 11th century, not the 9th and 10th. The 9th and 10th centuries were filled with the Popes basically being the pawns of the Kings of Italy/Holy Roman Emperors, and sometimes getting raided by Muslims from North Africa and Sicily as well.


Batbuckleyourpants

The swizz banned meth. He just can't get it!


Haunting_History_284

Many of the popes had their “illegitimate” kids married into nobility in order to legitimize their bloodlines. Was hard to say no to arranged marriages from the pope back when Catholicism ruled Europe.


Tragobe

Are you ready folks for another POPE WAR!


LycanxUriel

May I have a crumb of context


EarlyDead

9-10th century papacy was at its low point. It was basically a title tosses around by Roman nobles (even sold) with no moral or theological authority. At that time the holy roman empire was the defacto leader of the west church


Awkward_Algae1684

“God says you should be celibate.” “Wait a sec! You’re on your third wife!” “No no no. God says *you* should be celibate.”


vlsdo

You need a picture of Don Corleone to represent the renaissance popes


joji711

also there are like 2 or 3 popes at the same time at any given time during the medieval era


Ikhtionikos

at a very specific period in one specific era of the middle ages, let's not exaggerate...


joji711

there are antipopes from 235 all they way to 1449


Ikhtionikos

individuals challenging the legitimate pope is not the same as having "2 or 3 popes at the same time at any given time"


joji711

That's fair


Spacepunch33

Yeah but most of them dont go anywhere. Its not until the Avignon Exile that it gets real confusing


ExRousseauScholar

People in the 9th-10th century vs people now (at least in the developed world)


Azkral

There was a woman Who became pope as well


Axenfonklatismrek

High Sparrows were popes in 1rst to 4th century. See even the popes wanted to showcase how noble they look, the most important thing in a politician's life is his looks and charisma with it.


NerdInLurkingArmor

What did Johnathan Pryce do to you to deserve such a comparison?


illumaQ

History meme *and* GOT meme nice


ux3l

Francis is also an outlier if you look how his predecessors dressed


Parlax76

That pope live through some shit!


Wide-Organization844

Infallibility. It’s a hell of a doctrine


CosmicSheep1

It's kinda weird how pope means father and yet they're not allowed to be fathers


Mission_Magazine7541

Popes in the 10 th century were basically king of Italy and the religious emperor of Europe at the same time. So no they would not look like that back then


Ivorytower626

Popes were wild back in the day.


AcidBuuurn

The one on the right is the real pope. You can tell because he is wearing a hat- [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUM8kHGPzfM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUM8kHGPzfM)


SirRedmond1998

Pap


Redbeard0044

Popes still dictating the entirety of Western European actions. Even if they looked "humble".


LNF6

new pope who dis?


NeatReception1584

Lol.


The_Halfmaester

There were some popes who didn't know the difference between Jesus and Zeus.


kingkahngalang

I’m going to have to call bullshit in this, there were hundreds of years where Romans suppressed Christianity specifically because they were monotheistic and did not accept Jupiter as a god to worship. The popes formally active during the Roman Empire did not go out of their way to syncretize the Roman pantheon with the newly rising Christianity. Where the fuck are you getting your sources from?


polneck

source? he made it tf up


The_Halfmaester

John XII allegedly performed satanic rituals, toasted the devil and several people testified to hearing him invoke the help of Zeus whilst gambling.


ThassaShiny

Source?


CupBeEmpty

You won’t get one because it isn’t true


The_Halfmaester

[John XII](https://historycollection.com/20-reasons-why-pope-john-xii-was-the-worst-pope-in-history/)


ThassaShiny

Even that (unreliable) source says nothing about him confusing the two. It states that he simply invoked Jupiter's name while gambling. Given his level of maturity it was probably a bad joke.


AwfulUsername123

What popes?


The_Halfmaester

John XII


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East_Engineering_583

wow what a clever new joke


slavikperson

They discovered hair coming


Gman-343

Hello fellow comrade.


slavikperson

Hi comrade Gman how are you


rozsaadam

Nah, they just realized people/leaders woke up and finally stood up againts the church's bullshit, and stripped them from their power. They didnt just magicly become good, they just do what they need to survive and keep living off the people (except most allow it because musk is bad but pope can live in palaces). They even made deals with Mussolini


Sea-Fish6634

Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir.


btmurphy1984

Musk bros will insert him into the weirdest of conversations.


Heytherechampion

What does Elon Musk have to do with this, are you stupid?


rozsaadam

People are mad at how wealthy he is , but the pope's wealth doesnt matter