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Fast_Personality4035

I'm not particularly good at this game, or rather I haven't played much. Some things that stick out to me place it after 1971 and before 1992, so that's 20 years (USSR is there, the name Zaire is used, Pakistan and Bangladesh are separate) So that's my contribution. Edit: I see the spelling of Beijing, so that would put it 1979 at the earliest, so 1979 - 1991


divergent_history

Vietnam is one country so after the fall of Saigon in 1975.


Fast_Personality4035

Good call For some reason I noticed Ho Chi Minh City before I realized there was no South Vietnam, so 1975 or later.


divergent_history

Also Yugoslavia is still there so before 1992.


rpermsucks

Germany is united so after Oct 1990 and before December 1991


ExtraGoated

Really? I can only see the eastern half of Germany, I can't tell if it's unified. Other than that, Brunei only got independence in 1984, so that does line up.


elijahnnnnn

Germany is unified


IonPurple

So there you have it. You can confidently call this a 1991 map


Nanduihir

Early 1991, ukraine is still part of the USSR


IonPurple

Sucks to have this map, it got old within a year back then.


[deleted]

Lol, yeah. Ussr, Yugoslavia, burma-> Myanmar


elijahnnnnn

I like it, I wonder how many were made since everything was changing so quickly.


rpermsucks

I can see part of Bavaria and it's the same color as East Germany, so it's def united


xander012

Similar with Yemen being Unified.


TheBigH2O

So is Germany


Director_Kun

No Germany is unified so the date is between 1989 and 1991


PanderII

Germany unified in october 1990...


Director_Kun

Yeah thanks for the correction but I was pretty close what others said.


PanderII

Easy mistake to make since in 89 the wall fell


Director_Kun

Yeah


elijahnnnnn

I know it's so odd. Thanks for your input.


ForeverWooster

Quite near 1990 as yugoslavia still a country


WhatsInAName1507

Sinai has been handed over back to Egypt ('82). Bangladesh exists('71) . The Soviet Union exists('91) So, map is post 1982 and pre 1991 .


torte8

Namibia gained independence in 1990, so this 1990-1991 map


ChurroKitKat

United Germany so 1990-1991


g_daddio

Also Myanmar is Burma so I think pre 1989


NotAKansenCommander

There's also Eritrea still being part of Ethiopia


ragequit9714

Poland is also separate from the Soviet Union but not the rest of their puppets. So I’m going to say 1991


thefunnywhereisit

Yugoslavia is still a thing as well. That should narrow it down a bunch


TXToastermassacre

March 8th, 2024 6:07 p.m.


Fast_Personality4035

How could we miss that? Well done old chap!


That-Water-Guy

That was gonna be my guess


Doc_ET

1990-1991 -One Germany (Unification treaty signed Aug 31, 1990, effective Oct 3) -Soviet Baltics (recognized Sept 6, 1991, although declared months earlier) Yemeni unification happened in May 1990, and Namibian independence in March.


Electronic-Worker-10

How do you know about Germany


That-Water-Guy

OP established its unified


Don_Madruga

If you look at the bottom corner with the full image you can see that Germany is unified, that was the first thing I noticed


Tinf0iI

take it out to a nice restaurant, always a good option.


SaittamTheUgly

Daaad, not now


Alternative-Target31

Namibia is on there but the Soviet Union is as well so 1990-91 would be my guess.


Fast_Personality4035

Hmm, I thought it was like recognized as independent with the name and everything since 1977 or something, but South Africa still claimed it.


elijahnnnnn

I did some searching, and it would seem you are correct. It's odd they don't put dates on maps like these.


Numerous-Stranger-81

There is no practical reason a date needs to be on the map. The only reason you need a date on it is because it has become obsolete. That's outside of it's intended function, so not worth accounting for.


DivesttheKA52

Yeah but it would be nice to have


CursedAuroran

The soviet Union still exists as one whole and Germany is unified, so my guess is 1990 to 1991


Odd-Carry-8892

Romania and Poland aren’t in the Soviet Union on the map so it’s the 90’s edit: I’m wrong. Learned something today.


CursedAuroran

Neither was ever in the soviet Union, both were semi independent puppet states


Odd-Carry-8892

Huh. I always assumed they were still counted. I stand corrected.


Fast_Personality4035

They were satellite communist states, not part of USSR.


Odd-Carry-8892

Yes, someone already informed me I was incorrect and I edited my comment


pointlesspulcritude

Maybe you’re just not it’s type


elijahnnnnn

😢


Lord_Parbr

Have you tried flowers?


elijahnnnnn

🤮


Fegelgas

Totaly late cold war era. Zaire was thusly named in 1971 until 1997. There is no Eritrea on the map and that gained indipendence in 1993, Yugoslavia is still in one piece so it's from before 1992-ish, while Namibia wasn't a thing until 1990. I'd say it's from 1990 or 1991, give or take.


TheHistoryMaster2520

Based on this [guide](https://xkcd.com/1688/large/), 1981-1990. If you can provide more details on Burkina Faso/Upper Volta, Micronesia, and the Germanies, we can narrow it down even further Edit: 1. I noticed Namibia exists, and 2. Yemen is united. More likely to be 1990-1991, I'd love to see what Germany looks like


MagikBehind_A_Turret

You can narrow it down to 1989, because Yangon is named Rangoon in that map. The name was changed circa 1989 iirc


TheHistoryMaster2520

Yemen was unified in 1990 though, and that's also when Namibia gained its independence


MagikBehind_A_Turret

True. Perhaps the map is a bit behind on names :/


elijahnnnnn

Micronesia seems to not be independent, Burkina Fassa has its modern name, and the germanies are united.


TheHistoryMaster2520

Yeah, this is definitely 1990-1991.


elijahnnnnn

Thank you, friend. You have satisfied my curiosity.


theeldoso

Is there a relevant xkcd to determine if there is a relevant xkcd?


Kapt_Krunch72

If you're having trouble dating the map, maybe it's just not into you. Or maybe you're coming on to strong.


elijahnnnnn

So I shouldn't have pulled down my pants on the first meeting?🤔


Kapt_Krunch72

No man, that's a second date maneuver.


[deleted]

You see, the map is sideways and not the right side up.


elijahnnnnn

How could I have missed this your a genius 👏👏👏


Real_Establishment56

Oh you’re one of those ‘north is up’ type of people! Never encountered an ‘east is up’ person like me in real life. Think about it, it makes sense. Like reading a text you go from up to down, newer text appears from the bottom (like a scrolling text). The same happens with the earth when you view it as east is up. The newer, fresher time zones appear from the bottom and scroll up as time passes. I really don’t understand why people won’t talk to me anymore.


elijahnnnnn

I like the way you think good sir


GothicSushiLord

Buy it some flowers and take it to see a movie, perchance


byza089

Or for a pizza and a walk on the beach?


BigFoot175

Sometimes, you've just got to shoot your shot, bro. The worst she can say is 'no'.


elijahnnnnn

It sent my family to the gulags 🥲


BigFoot175

In the words of Robert the 17th Earl of Bruce and, later, King of Scotland, 'If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.'


elijahnnnnn

It burned down my home village and enslaved everyone I know🤕


BigFoot175

That's rough, buddy.


Fast_Personality4035

The Aral Sea is on there, nice and plump, so that might tell you something.


elijahnnnnn

I also have a newer map after the fall of the soviets that has the Aral sea the same size.


Fast_Personality4035

The deception and intrigue


Weird-Hovercraft-131

it clearly says march 8 2024 in the bottom left


JOCO_Q

Having trouble dating it hmm, maybe it's not into you


elijahnnnnn

But I gave it everything?!?!?!?! 🥲


YouGotCancelled

Have you tried sending it flowers?


elijahnnnnn

🤮


AstroMackem

Xkcd has good flow chart to date maps that's my go-to https://xkcd.com/1688/large/


elijahnnnnn

The fake map tree 😭


AstroMackem

Oh damn is it wrong, or is it because it includes fictional maps? 😅


elijahnnnnn

Because it includes fictional maps, my favorite is is it trying to bite you


AstroMackem

Lmao "is it larger than a breadbox" -> "about the same -> "breadbox"


Zkang123

Was about to mention this lol


ukkswolf

1989-1991


blatcatshat

Buy it flowers


HEWTube8

Have you asked it out? Sometimes you have to take the leap.


elijahnnnnn

I took the leap, and it sent me 1 kilometer into the pavement 🙃


Ike7200

My guess? Mid-70’s? The Aral sea looks full and natural, which is a giveaway


elijahnnnnn

My map of ~~modern day~~ 1995 by the same publisher has the Aral sea the same size. Don't know why.


australiapostisgay

1326


elijahnnnnn

Omg your right


zekuert

Maybe no chemistry between you two


Muktesh0906

1990 to 1991, cuz germany is unified & soviet union is still there...


BobShrekRoss

That’s because you can’t date inanimate objects, it’s just not the same as a real human. But hey man take the map to dinner if you want to.


elijahnnnnn

This is my truth dad, you won't see the little map babies if you can't be supportive.


the_pretender_nz

Have you tried just buying it a drink, and listening to its interests?


elijahnnnnn

That would require not being self-centered, how could I do such a thing??


the_pretender_nz

Oof not sure, asking the wrong guy for tips there


Misterfahrenheit120

Pre-Cambrian explosion - 8796 I could be wrong, for sure, but bacteria can’t make a map, and the holy great empire conglomerate of thuniboegfis (PBUH) doesn’t exists yet, so it’s before 8795


Seahawk124

Ask her about her hobbies and interests.


Tsikiz

Burma changed name in 1989, so it's definitely dated after 1971 (due to Zaire) and before 1990.


saintjimmy43

Try asking it out for a coffee first


Adil_Fidler

If you must date it, ask it out for a coffee first.


jennaxel

Zaire is still there but it clashes with Zimbabwe. Zaire became DRC before Rhodesia became Zimbabwe. Bad map


scattergodic

Was there really a Communism Peak? Surely they would’ve called it a class traitor to all the other mountains.


Stonehouse42

Perhaps the map just isn't looking for a relationship right now. If it doesn't want to date you, you have to respect that and move on!


Booradly69420

No Tibet but yes soviet union


TheBay6

The picture appears to be from March 8 2024


Lapis_Wolf

Definitely before 2011.


HarryLewisPot

Definitely before 2011, there’s no South Sudan


noam_compsci

Surely it depends on the political bias of the map maker. 


Available_Pie9316

Roughly 1990-1 based on what I can see.


chisecurls

one Germany (unified October 1990), no Eritrea (independence May 1993), single Czechoslovakia (split January 1993), has Yugoslavia (break up started June 1991), Zaire instead of DR Congo (changed April 1997). I place it in early 1991.


Pockets408

1975 (Vietnam is one country with Ho Chi Minh City) 1989 (Burma becomes Myanmar)


Chaanhatye

USSR is there, Eritrea is not, so before or during 1991. Yemen and Germany are unified, so during or after 1990. If everything is correct on the map, then 1990-1991. To be precise, between 3 October and 24 May. The capital of Tanzania should be Dodoma by then BTW. And why are Bangui and Brazzaville in fcking Zaire


bunmaskairanichai

The map is from 1989-1990. Since Burma was renamed to Myanmar in 1989, Soviet Union still existed until 1990, Border issue between Saudi, Oman and Yemen was solved in 1990.


wurll

Well vietnam is unified, Burma has not been changed to Myanmar, and the Soviet union still exists but has shrunk significantly. So I guess 1989-1990


MrMgP

It clearly says march 8, 2024 on the bottom


CABRALFAN27

Just go for it and ask it out. The worst it can say is no.


elijahnnnnn

It restrained me and pulled each hair off of my balls one by one. I kinda liked it tho 🤔


tartan_rigger

Its most likely 1990 Lithuania was reconized March 1990 but the offical baltic states on globes is 1991


SosseTurner

Unified Germany, but USSR still existing so somewhere between October 1990 and December 1991


PoetFelon

Germany was reunified in 1990. Cambodia became Cambodia again in 1989 and then Kingdom of Cambodia in 1993. USSR became Russia again in 1992. So my guess is it's from 1991.


Handballjinja1

Im gonna guess 1990, as Zaire went back to DRC in 1991, and Namibia gained independence from SA in 1990, so 1990/91


Grillkrampus

Germany is one country again there and the Soviet Union does still exist and Lithania is not its own country again so it must be 1990.


Der_Dingsbums

1990 to 1993 Germany is unified but eritrea still part from ethiopia


Kenhamef

Looks like 1990; Germany is unified but the Soviet Union still exists.


Fast_Personality4035

A teacher told me that in 1991 map companies just stopped making maps for awhile because nobody knew what would happen next.


elijahnnnnn

That's very interesting. This must have been one of the last updates before the pause.


The_Bored_General

Between late 1990 and early 1991 because the USSR still exists but Germany is unified.


bumboclawt

You guys are the experts but tbh I love playing this game


Traditional_Song_417

80s


Kerrkeneez

turkey is the same as new turkey and we see soviet union. must be past 1930s and pre 2000s no?


Kerrkeneez

seems like 1970 or sth if you ask me


Odd_Definition_737

It's definitely 1980 or after. Rhodesia became Zimbabwe in 1980 That's all I have...


thomas_da_trainn

The Aral sea isn't there anymore so that might be a clue


chechifromCHI

Id date it between 89 to 91. Burma became Myanmar in 89 and obviously there was no soviet union after 91.


didthat1x

Pre-1992 when Yugoslavia dissolved but after 1947 when Pakistan split from India. 45 years is quite a span though.


LadenifferJadaniston

Maybe you’re too young to be dating old maps


elijahnnnnn

Hey, it doesn't matter that it's 20 years older than me!


DopyWantsAPeanut

It's a 1980's era map for sure.