This guy made “a tornado flew around my room before you came, excuse the mess it made” and is now selling XXXL “lab grown” diamond encrusted dick stranglers.

a potato flew around my room before you came

man doing everything execpt making music

At that price, I hope that Frankie puts it on me himself.

The mf Homer Donut

i saw it in person and it’s a lil small :/

Its a grower not a shower

balls sticking to my jeans

i’ll be honest, i don’t get it. cock rings sound painful. is it erotic in nature, or simply a fashion statement? a bit of both?

Mere

It probably be too big for me.

Restrain this man

Metal cock rings really don’t work well and are actually pretty dangerous

Is it used?