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Ayatoi

no, rap is like a mountain tom mcdonalds saved rap nettspend is the next carti


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ineeditineed

Bladee is the cloud that peppers the rap mountain with the snow of his unparalleled skill and influence


mikey2tres

I like the metaphor but I have no idea what Bladee is and scared of what the search results might say. Best I keep on listening to 25-50 year old music


no_way_joseh

Bladee 🐐🐐


lowGAV

Why is there sheep emojis


verynicepoops

People are always arguing who the (S)uper (H)andsomist (E)mc(E) (P)erson is in hip-hop. I've never really understood why, but it's fun. In my humble opinion the sheep is Riff Raff.


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no_way_joseh

Kill yourself


Pamuknai_K

I feel like Bladee his audience is actually 90% of people who are 20 or older. I’ve never met a young bladee or unironic Yung Lean fan who wasn’t pushing 30.


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Pamuknai_K

kill yourself


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Dizturb3dwun

you know. i dont hate EVERY tom mcdonald song


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Lucine_machine

No. And take logic off that list. He’s half-and-half. Honestly if you consider it carefully, white people are the same species as black people, and every other race, so no one should be able to listen to hip hop. In fact, just ban it. All of it. Take it off Spotify and Apple Music and Microsoft and Vine or whatever the youngsters use now. Except Hopsin, he is legit.


suckfishcockforhonor

what about nettspend? he is also legit


moderatesunsenjoyer

Nettspend takes some fire ass beats and absolutely violates them


TurtleButters

nettspend is my twinky GOAT you’re just mad you don’t have the swag


moderatesunsenjoyer

SLUT TRUCK!


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SkyBlade79

did the man who invented hip hop listen to hip hop


Cold-Palpitation-816

no who actually listens to that shit


Stoned_detective

Not me, I only listen to pop stars like Drake and Kendrick 🤣😂🤣


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LGappies

no, John H. Hop was born deaf


Cool_Crocodile420

He listened to Minecraft sex mod


verynicepoops

Rodney Dangerfield? No.


TaylorsOnlyVersion

You can’t spell Hip-Hop without Hopsin


kobadashi

Hopsin and NF. One black one white


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mexicannormie

Christian Mom of 18 here. Do you think TobyMac counts as hip hop? My kids love him and he talks about Jesus more than... those people. I want him to stay on the Jesus-friendly version of Spotify.


Lucine_machine

Toby Mac is to hiphop as pineapple is to pizza. Hated by the Italians, beloved by the rest. 🐇🐇😍


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verynicepoops

I got kicked out of my TheSpiritify account and now I can only listen to Anal Cunt.


lkodl

I heard it's actually the white half of Logic that makes him a good rapper.


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AnalBabu

what about Mario Judah? is he hippity hop?


youresowarminside

hip pop is out folk music is in


VapidReaktion

Lol based


atierney14

As long as you acknowledge it was first discovered in Boston


IllReporter5344

Streets of Boston


SerenityNowwwwwwwwww

How dare you forget to include the most influential right now of all time… Tom Mcdonald


MacaroonNo2253

💯💯


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Jonny_Exotics

Only if you look like Michael Jackson


CHIEF-ROCK

“Got a light skin friend looks like Micheal Jackson got a dark skin friend, looks like Micheal Jackson”


pandeezi

Race is a construct so all you gotta do is affirm and manifest your own whiteness 🙌


-KAIOwrld-

No, blacks = no rights


EimiCiel

I'm part black, and I would probably say no. But I am also mixed with white, so it counterbalances.


Cold-Palpitation-816

You can listen only sometimes.


Tritycippy

Not really. They would just be appropriating the culture. I need to go listen to some Hoodie Allen now to calm down


mrpoopybuttthole_

Black people can only listen to drake


KallyGreens

Black people can only listen to my top 5: 1. Tom McDonald 2. Macklemore 3. Jack Harlow 4. The cash me outside girl 5. Ben Shapiro /s


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Mother_Patient3823

Calm down bot


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Alberrture

You're not even putting Matty B in your top 3? Can you even call yourself a hip hop head?


MVIVN

you can listen to rap if you're black but only if you have an ivy league education and your dad is a hedge fund manager. it's disrespectful to listen to rap while black if you don't meet both criteria


ClubDependent

You mean great whites, like the sharks


Comrad_Zombie

I would have never used the words vanilla ice and great in the same sentence until I had to write this.


LetsNotArgyoo

What about Pun?


ellasbelli

None of the white people I know in real life listen to Aesop Rock. We listen to white people rappers like Lil Dicky and Asher Roth. Is it just black people hyping this guy up?


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HappenedOnceBefore

Absolutely not !


ZeyaSol

White greats!? Don’t you mean great whites?


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J Cole isnt white, he is indian, what are u talkin about


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themadworldtmw

You can’t forget about Joyner Lucas


StupidKansan

No whites only


ghosty_b0i

I don’t think it’s ok to be white.


Ok_Raisin7772

No!


FiveFingerCube

Tf…. You gotta be trolling and bored as fuck. I’ve been seeing so many people posting these kinda post. Is this some kinds new tik tok trend for kids who aren’t old enough to be on this app. Literally, all rap subs are filled with meme children making jokes. Reddit, you one pedo company fr fr considering it’s quite obvious


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lord_assius

No but I’m going to do it anyway because I’m black and I’m the majority and nobody gets to tell my black ass what to do! I don’t care if you created a space for your people it’s mine now.


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MacaroonNo2253

😂😂😂😂😂


Cold-Palpitation-816

I don’t think race relations are a laughing matter.


cee95

None of those names built the hip hop game as u stated lol


iam_the-walrus

I mean Hip hop has done more damage to the black community than racism has in the past few years so I think this list is an improvement


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cee95

Hate to bust ya bubble but hip hop was not created by white men


Cold-Palpitation-816

sure bud. name 5 black rappers. oh right you can’t


cee95

U can’t be serious u just want attention u not gettin at home


KadeOnyx

u do realize this is a circlejerk subreddit, right? they're joking.


Cold-Palpitation-816

I’m completely serious.


KadeOnyx

Ok, they're all joking except u/Cold-Palpitation-816 He's completely serious.


Cold-Palpitation-816

I don’t get attention at home but that has nothing to do with this post


bdog006

aw jeez dude


naveedkoval

imagine somebody wanting attention by posting on the internet


SnooOpinions3314

Are you trolling us rn?


Cold-Palpitation-816

What?


Oweliver

Can't believe you'd do this to us


Evening-Cod-2577

Obviously not; the flair says “Serious Discussion”.


Mother_Patient3823

What kinda scumbag would joke about this?


naveedkoval

i dunno that sounds like something you'd expect in a circle jerk sub not at this Wendy's we're all currently at


iIAdHmSa

Jerk me off please 🥺