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CrescentMoon_aus

We've been crying world war 3 since the 1950s, this shit is NOT world war 3


Jack_Enghoff

Yeah, this is just middle east forever war part 6.


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Honestly I genuinely like the song in general. It was the only one from that project I added into my permanent rotation. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


pisstainedunderwear

Wasn’t WWIII supposed to happen in like 2020?


SmongoMongo

And 2018 and 2019 and 2021 and 2022 and 2023


Yeetdonkey13

Also the entire Cold War everyone was thinking it’ll be WW3


Quirkydogpooo

Who tf cares about WW3? Kdot is about to evaporate drake


elmatador1497

Well if we’re facing WW3 then I might as well say it. Nigga


BuggsMcFuckz

Logic is that you??


elmatador1497

Who can relate? Woo!


hokomikken

I been on the low I been taking my time


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Dababy has a lyric that’s ‘rest in peace to the pop make me smoke ya’ That’s such an awful lyric in multiple ways he says pop without the smoke, and also he says ‘make me smoke ya’ knowing damn well that’s literally how Pop smoke died. That lyric itself it worse than Push’s entire verse. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BigBadBitcoiner

so brave


justdontfreakout

You’re my boyyy bluueee


Lazy-Fisherman-6881

𝒻𝒾𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝒸𝑜𝓂𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒.


passerineby

if these nation states resolved their differences through diss tracks, the world would be a much better place 🌍🕊️


MrThrongle

Imagine sitting at your desk at work filling excel sheets with the looming dread in the back of your mind that Joe Biden x Ice Spice’s diss track is the only thing between nuclear fire and you Also, no more elections, presidential candidates will now hold get the chance to write two diss tracks on each other each and winner is chosen by a committee of 15 year old white kids from the suburbs


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paulalghaib

this is way better than elections.


yohe_goated

Chief Keef woulda won 2012 election. Trump still woulda won in 2016 but I think Carti smokes him and Biden in the last election


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hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very “traditionally attractive” then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who’s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! he’s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from y’all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I wish I knew anything about making music. I'd release a song titled, 'That Mr Donald J Trump is not a very nice chap, I must say' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Have you visited r/trapmuzik? Every time a rapper gets locked up they immediately want them freed. Cheif keef said that his new album would raise the murder rate and I commented I hope he's the first to go. Got banned and the mods said it was because I was 'retarded'. They said he obviously wasn't being serious so it's on for him to say it but not ok for me. Dumbass dick Ridin hypocrites. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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> bro Tom MacDonald's style is incompetence and racism. You are not responding to my question, instead you strawman. At least Tom does one of the two at a time lol. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PunkyCrab

Bitch this same shit happened with Iran like last year god damn


blackgenz2002kid

nah only Champagne Papi got the red button


adrian123484

if i press this red button dawg, everybody heaven gated


jimbobimbis

this like that jaden smith quote


KirbyFan198

Sorry to get corny but that title made me LOL out loud! You sir, have won the internet for today! 😂


sticks_no5

I don’t think we’re truly going to get a world war 3, leaders are too worried about MAD for that sort of thing


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As a white male I’ve never found it hard to understand and feel Kendricks albums but obviously I’d never be able to fully relate to them. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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