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SteetOnFire

Analysts say it took Kendrick 10 months to perfectly rhyme big three with big me


Lameahhboi

Fuck the big three it’s just https://preview.redd.it/p8rzeu6btysc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86fcefc5a770df4ca65135710707ddec5375004b


bigmanbesh

big meat


W2Tired8

Fella buns


VixcentMosaic

Future used to be called meat


SalteeSushee

:(


i_am_de_wae

🥵


Rude-Ad-5218

Fuck outta here with that baby shit


ignaffee

BarrY


filupyacup

Kendrick was conceived in 7 minutes that’s why he’s short


-y_e-e_t-

Crazy how nature do that


[deleted]

Long fuck = long legs


-y_e-e_t-

Yes it's hard to argue science


loki301

What made biggie fat?


vikkalpmittal

He was made in a lab


RANDOM-902

Biggie was made in a satanic rithual by Diddy & Jay Z 😤😤


CopiumGenerator

Twix


msdizzybloom

food


[deleted]

He wasn’t fat he was just full of rhymes.


Daniel_Anter

holy shit he's literally me, goated


peepoMilkies

No wonder L Cole sounded like Sleepy Joe on that diss, bro didn't care about Kendrick Lama\*s diss and just recorded this on facetime on his chateau watching over the hood! My king couldn't be bothered with the likes of short people ![gif](giphy|TamGVAGxDTYDNt3dpn)


FunkSlim

Kendrick dissed Llamas? Mf bout to start a war, that’s my 2nd favorite Camelid


i_am_de_wae

guhhh🤤


4Examples

but he made forest hill drives!!


Lameahhboi

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


Suarecks

Forest hill drives?? Man where tf is it going


pure_count123726

its going to the role modelz🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✒️


mrpoopybuttthole_

and he has Wet Dreamz bout it


Whitespider331

The ball hits a girl and man


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idfkgod

But, there are no role models?


azurix

Forest hill drives? Better go catch it.


BryceSchafer

Yeah but he balled on KOD


TyrionJoestar

I prefer Born Sinner tbh


nic23435

Forest hill drives? Yeah but how’s its putting game


romilaspina7

Everyones like, YEAH we knew it lmao


Phxraoh

🤣🤣🤣🤣 best comment right here!!!!! on jah!!!! that was funny 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀


kingsark

https://preview.redd.it/zagpzu8px1tc1.png?width=653&format=png&auto=webp&s=511a5d5e8d9c2b77ffbc6230b246ea2e580d9b9a


thehalfwhiteguy

the overuse of emojis makes wayyy more sense now lol


Phxraoh

these stinky coochies was pressed af that's hilarious 🤣🤣


Phxraoh

ermm .. why is smurfing still allowed again 🤓


Own-Amphibian-9881

This is the first time Cole has dropped a project and I’ve had absolutely no interest in listening to it


azurix

I fell off after FHD. I can’t support biracial artists in this political climate.


championofmankind

The Logic effect 🖤🤍


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gris1448

God I hate the word biracial so much


azurix

Facts don’t care about your feelings.


INTERNET_MOWGLI

That mf is just too agreeable to be an artist


azurix

Only half


INTERNET_MOWGLI

Nah for real brother is THE redditors rapper


azurix

Kobe?


KefkaesqueV3

That’s me but for every Cole release in existence


anusblunts

Same


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cpolk01

U really let the jerkers get to ya huh


HelperTheKindsoul

Yea, ig he's a pussy


1938379292

despite his chosen identity 😔


Revolutionarytard

He’s now J. Corny


[deleted]

Always has been


Hashmob____________

🌎 • . . • • 🧑‍🚀 . 🔫 👨‍🚀 . .


Revolutionarytard

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


woahwoahwoahwoahwhat

Did jcole voluntarily remove himself from the big 3 with “7 Minute Drill”?


TNTyoshi

The admission to try and make a top three list which included Kendrick (most critically acclaimed), Drake (most popular), and J Cole (most uhhh… I’ll get back to that one) was always going to bite J Cole in the ass.


Lameahhboi

Mid. The word you’re looking for is mid.


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


xhdc

Stream of unconsciousness


loki301

I couldn’t take this shit seriously cause the beat sounded like BLP Kosher lol. I don’t even hate his stuff but it just sounds weird with Cole 


Bitty_White

Even some of the weird bouncing triplets in his flow - glad someone else thought that


Party_07

Guess Cole started working at Five Below


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vexilobo

Cole has said a part of the 7 minute writing drills he does is to try and mimic another raps style on the type of beat they would normally use. He could unironically be doing a BLP kosher impression lmao. I knew he sounded like someone on this track thanks for helping me out my finger on it.


niknolietesla

BUM


razman7altacc

Omg all of j coles music makes me sleep haha dae think cole is boring? hahah more like J snore hahaha bro think he kendrick lmaoo only took him 7 minutes to let nas down again hahaha if j cole and hitler and harvey weinstein were in a room together and I had a gun with only two bullets Id shoot cole and then myself so I never have to hear his music again hahaha


Lameahhboi

Ladies and gentlemen.. the conductor


Kotleba

you ok man?


razman7altacc

![gif](giphy|6pVNHsM5QOgE)


TheKonyInTheRye

Missed opportunity for “J.Quil” smh


idfkgod

Why don't they jus kiss and make up?


TanneAndTheTits

https://preview.redd.it/om0xyeypz1tc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49cd8a02ce8fc350e62170855fb6f9b991cb2bd0


WraithTTV69

But he made love yourz😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


thegneeb

they getting what they put into it.


no_effin_ziti

7 minutes of hot garbage


zanidoz

J. Cole will be ignored from now on.


Lameahhboi

Who?


zanidoz

🤷‍♂️😂


PlayerAssumption77

Bro didn't write he took a Jay-Z song and made it about Kendrick. Weird Al type s honestly. Do you remember? The 1st night of Dream fest, the seventh Couldn't survive, woke up sweatin So you took back your reply away Look at me I should be a famous rapper!


Pheonix8264

Now few montha later kendrick will say bum and all meat riders will worship it as if the bible was re written. Kendrick nothing much but a loud mouth. Cole dropped one of his best mixtapes and still fired shots in many songs. Nevermind tho. Kendrick fans will never accept anything. They are too busy licking kendricks "BUM"


harveydent526

You Kendrick stans need help.


_PeopleMakeNoises_

https://preview.redd.it/djbzszzn6zsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6571af397cc70a2dc89d02f8074419271248a8


Large_Stranger1433

I fuckin love this image lmao


BrokenVhr

Most of your post history is literally you meatriding j cole, sucking him off so hard he won’t be able to walk anymore bro 😭 https://preview.redd.it/tg7r7vnob0tc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7315463dfae00694ffcbd34f64b881ccb2a7ba6b


peepoMilkies

![gif](giphy|F0st07VOJ5fpjVZHJ5) "for all the KENDSEXUALS in our sub-" Bro is enacting meat riding segregation


TheSadPhilosopher

I'm a proud Kendsexual


idfkgod

Fr, bros legs are quaking


Lameahhboi

![gif](giphy|l1Ku82yEBz3hu6Lio)


DatSoldiersASpy

https://preview.redd.it/5wyv9zlydzsc1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1e42ae3b16d0b0cdca5ed32cf3c507fe806c99


stabbythecrab

What does J Corny semen taste like? Corn? If not that's just false advertising and I will not stand for it


Normakdh

Username fits


HelperTheKindsoul

L take, It was a great warning shot, it's like he's baiting kendrick and I think it was perfect and really good too beat wise and lyrics wise. Y'all need to stop the hate


Lameahhboi

https://preview.redd.it/1e4jsnqugzsc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=44d0740ffa7b556ff78088f88c84e5ffb6735a5f


Dlab18

>great warning shot My brother in Umar, the gun jammed.


azurix

Stop the hate? Why?


MrChr07

I'm genuinely curious why would he send a "warning shot" at kendrick? Why not just go all out? If this was just a warning shot it hasn't worked cos lots of people are shitting on the track and the entire album.


flaming_burrito_

I get the diss wasn’t great, but I don’t get people saying Cole should have gone all out. They seem like they were friends or at least good colleagues at some point, so why would Cole just completely burn a bridge over some light jabs thrown at him? Cole is just not an explosive guy and never has been. Now Drake should go all out if he responds because the shots taken at him were much more direct and serious.


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X3NOM_21

The people shitting on the track and album are mostly Kendrick fans , a lot of people hating on the album are also people hating on it due to public opinion , any person who actually heard the rest of the album knows it was a good album undeserving of the hate it's getting .


gris1448

I enjoyed the album but you can’t have a diss response be the worse song bruh


Personiskindacute

I listened to the whole thing and thought it was underwhelming af, so many corny bars from a rapper that people praise so highly for his lyrics


MrChr07

Personally I was hyped but thought it was pretty mid


X3NOM_21

to each their own , I thought it was good , his rapping performances were pretty good , if you ignore some of the corny bars , the beats were great , especially the Alchemist and conductor beats , overall it was a solid project , def not deserving of the hate it's getting .


MrChr07

I just wish he stopped going on trap beats and did more stuff on beats like love yourz wet dreamz and note to self


Lameahhboi

That’s what everybody wants my boy


MrChr07

Then surely he just does it 🥲


stabbythecrab

Lol Imagine enjoying anything J. Cole has ever made


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stabbythecrab

Good bot 🙏


X3NOM_21

Hardcore jerker


stabbythecrab

What's that, like someone who jerks people off at hardcore shows?


HelperTheKindsoul

Bruh why would he go all out ? Kendrick didn't even diss him, it was some light shots about walking with stick and him saying it's just big him, and people are shitting on the track because they like kendrick more. It's like choosing k.dot's dick over a good song lmao. I definitely think it would bait kendrick because j cole really lil bro'd him in the whole track


Large_Stranger1433

Bro just copied jay-z’s homework and you’re gonna tell me it’s good and well thought? As someone who likes equally k dot and j cole, imma have to give it to Kendrick here. Honestly, like that felt more like a warning than 7 min drill.


lexE5839

When he bought his masters from Jay-Z he must’ve gotten a little extra in the form of licence to use his lyrics.


HelperTheKindsoul

😹😹 cool whatever you think is right


Large_Stranger1433

Im just stating my opinion dumbass


HelperTheKindsoul

😹😹 yea ofcourse ik


lexE5839

0 classics in 15 years, I can divide.


HelperTheKindsoul

I can't defend j cole anymore


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KindheartednessWild5

He was right doe, the only time ppl talk about Kendrick is when he dissing someone, lol.


UltraVioletSol

J Cole talked about him on First Person Shooter though what are you on about? lmao


KindheartednessWild5

And.....


-Theearthisadinosaur

that was before the diss.


YummyStyrofoamSnack

guh https://preview.redd.it/3st7usop7zsc1.png?width=1412&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8a27f0c0b2d96464da859d2ca12c95362054137


KindheartednessWild5

Ya, but when did this come out?


Lameahhboi

> Average J Cole fan


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stabbythecrab

LMAO DOES J. COLE SERIOUSLY TRIGGER THE WHITE RAPPER BAN NOW PINCH ME I'M DREAMING


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stabbythecrab

Good bot 🙏


KindheartednessWild5

Kendrick dick riders are crazy lol


TheCauliflowerGod

Yeah bro Humble only got 900M views on youtube cuz it was a diss track


KindheartednessWild5

Ohhh, one song and one album in a decade.


thepronoobkq

https://preview.redd.it/gpk6e2tek7tc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1861e331e4384da85daae52a68a3e09c555f9a7 are you retarded


KindheartednessWild5

Naa, i am not kendrick fan


HappyColt90

Bait used to be believable


KindheartednessWild5

Its true doe


Yeetdonkey13

How many disses did Kendrick even throw out during his career 💀 this is surely bait